Thatsa wunnaful wunnaful.

Anyone heard from Norma Zimmer lately?

I once hid my penis one of the Lenin sisters.

Homicide detectives were called because of "suspicious circumstances" at the scene, Nesbit said. The U.S. Border Patrol is participating in the investigation, Nesbit said. Further details were not released.

That's some good detective work there Lou. A body laying beside the road in a ditch. Suspicious you say? NUUUUU

When you decompose in Lawrence Welk do you make tiny bubbles?

The cops found a one, and a two...

/got nothin'
//years ago a friend almost bought Welk's old Dodge St. Regis
///registration records showed license plate A1ANDA2

I guess she never came out of her shell.

I piss on Lawrence Welk.

Lone Stranger: When you decompose in Lawrence Welk do you make tiny bubbles?

Only if you're a Ho.

But where can you get a good burger in Chevy Chase?

My father DVRs the Lawrence Welk show.

/cool sentence, bro

To be fair, Subby, they did go on to say she was in his "area."



/Movie Sign!

Woman's body found in Lawrence Welk

Well, it's for damn sure that the converse never happened...

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palelizard: I piss on Lawrence Welk.

Piss on the tasteless costume and set tableaux (beyond cheesy...into Limburger territory), the lamo gestures at country and gospel, the relentless 65-to-death audience pitch, even Mr. Welk's own laughable Volga-Dakota-German accent (which Fred Armisten comes nowhere near, let it be said).

But he - and George Cates, his band boss - did lead a highly professional bunch of musicians that was pretty much the last of its kind on a regular program. A full pop orchestra: big band plus string section and extra rhythm players, filled with capable jazzy soloists and even a few musician-singers.

You don't see that kind of ensemble outside of Vegas rooms and award ceremonies any more, and they play nowhere near the wide variety of material that the Champagne Music Makers did. I seldom miss that show.

Oh and: Mary Lou Metzger is a total gilf. I want us to get together and bake each other's cookies!

That was a crate, justa crate.

i upped my meds-up yours: But he - and George Cates, his band boss - did lead a highly professional bunch of musicians that was pretty much the last of its kind on a regular program. A full pop orchestra: big band plus string section and extra rhythm players, filled with capable jazzy soloists and even a few musician-singers.

Doze boyz shur know how to whup-dee-dooo

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first thing i thought of too.

MOLLUSKS. (new window)

ko_kyi: i upped my meds-up yours: But he - and George Cates, his band boss - did lead a highly professional bunch of musicians that was pretty much the last of its kind on a regular program. A full pop orchestra: big band plus string section and extra rhythm players, filled with capable jazzy soloists and even a few musician-singers.

Doze boyz shur know how to whup-dee-dooo

Now, let's play some of that funky music, white boyz!

More likely than the other way around.