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(Guardian) Cool Turns out there's no Global Warming - it was some guy stealing all the ice   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 101
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2012-02-02 01:45:42 AM
"If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it."

Simpsons did it.
 
2012-02-02 09:10:58 AM
People pay for "designer ice cubes"? And just when I think I've heard the dumbest thing you could possibly spend money on.
 
2012-02-02 09:32:53 AM
Sybarite: People pay for "designer ice cubes"? And just when I think I've heard the dumbest thing you could possibly spend money on.

Actually glacier ice melts slower and has a different flavor than man made ice. Of course we COULD duplicate it crystal for crystal in a factory any day we wanted to, but it's just cheaper to cut a block off and sell it that way than build a factory.

My local bar in Japan holds an "event" each month. Every summer they get about 50 kg of Norwegian glacial ice for their cocktails. It is indeed different. But I wouldn't pay extra for it.
 
2012-02-02 11:20:43 AM
On that note, the Global Climate Change deniers have been mighty quiet around these parts lately.
 
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2012-02-02 12:27:42 PM
The whole "it snows in winter so global warming is a myth" argument doesn't work very well when there isn't a winter in most of the country.
 
2012-02-02 12:28:40 PM
Just like daddy puts in his dwink evwy morning.
 
2012-02-02 12:39:37 PM
My god, there are 'ice cube' snobs now?
 
2012-02-02 12:41:53 PM
Can someone explain to me how stealing ice from the oceans is illegal? Should I pay the lifeguard before swimming for using the water?
 
2012-02-02 12:44:12 PM
Johnny Dangerously: Fargin ice holes!
 
2012-02-02 12:50:38 PM
doglover: Sybarite: People pay for "designer ice cubes"? And just when I think I've heard the dumbest thing you could possibly spend money on.

Actually glacier ice melts slower and has a different flavor than man made ice. Of course we COULD duplicate it crystal for crystal in a factory any day we wanted to, but it's just cheaper to cut a block off and sell it that way than build a factory.

My local bar in Japan holds an "event" each month. Every summer they get about 50 kg of Norwegian glacial ice for their cocktails. It is indeed different. But I wouldn't pay extra for it.


I'm pretty sure people have been doing this for decades now. The glacier ice even fizzes if I recall correctly.
 
2012-02-02 12:52:15 PM
Obligatory:

www.inquisitr.com
 
2012-02-02 12:53:08 PM
Melt the evidence!
 
2012-02-02 12:57:12 PM
EvilEgg: On that note, the Global Climate Change deniers have been mighty quiet around these parts lately.

I've never actually met someone who outright rejects the concept of climate change. I've met people who don't believe the man made malarky. I've met people who are suspicious about it due to certain, more insane, elements proclaiming that we should all give up cars/public transport and work closer to home whilst also demanding that places like the city of Reading should be raised to the ground.

I have however met a great many people concerned that we're seeing a knee jerk reaction which will have long term consequences that are not favorable; mandating electric cars with 100 mile range and 10 hour recharge to replace IC cars with 300 mile range and 10 min recharge without changing the configuration of trains to carry those EV's to within range of their destination as an example of that. Or brining more generating capacity online to keep up with the demand these millions of EV's are going to bring with them as another.

But no, I've never met someone who doesn't believe the climate is changing.
 
2012-02-02 01:05:28 PM
It's nearly 60 degrees here after two days of 69 and 70 degrees respectively.
The Arctic Oscillation and the North Atlantic Oscillation (new window), combined with a good old La Nina, are all coming together to keep the cold air elsewhere and create beautifully mild winter weather here.
No shoveling snow yet this year and I'm good with that.

Just wait until the Russians punch through to Lake Vostok...
 
2012-02-02 01:16:23 PM
Thanks for the giggle, subby. I'm stealing it, linking it on Facebook, AND not giving credit for it. :)
 
2012-02-02 01:19:16 PM
Professor_Falken: Can someone explain to me how stealing ice from the oceans is illegal? Should I pay the lifeguard before swimming for using the water?

It's from a glacier in a national park.
 
2012-02-02 01:44:21 PM
ultraholland: Just like daddy puts in his dwink evwy morning.

And then he gets mad...
 
2012-02-02 01:52:55 PM
sarah_t_s: EvilEgg: On that note, the Global Climate Change deniers have been mighty quiet around these parts lately.

I've never actually met someone who outright rejects the concept of climate change. I've met people who don't believe the man made malarky. I've met people who are suspicious about it due to certain, more insane, elements proclaiming that we should all give up cars/public transport and work closer to home whilst also demanding that places like the city of Reading should be raised to the ground.

I have however met a great many people concerned that we're seeing a knee jerk reaction which will have long term consequences that are not favorable; mandating electric cars with 100 mile range and 10 hour recharge to replace IC cars with 300 mile range and 10 min recharge without changing the configuration of trains to carry those EV's to within range of their destination as an example of that. Or brining more generating capacity online to keep up with the demand these millions of EV's are going to bring with them as another.

But no, I've never met someone who doesn't believe the climate is changing.


This.

But it is a lot easier to call them Global Warming Climate Change Deniers to avoid talking about the issues.
But this is fark, so it is par for the course.
 
2012-02-02 01:53:34 PM
Huh, who the hell knew you could "steal' ice that you find out in the wilderness that doesn't belong to anyone.
 
2012-02-02 02:14:26 PM
 
2012-02-02 02:14:35 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-02-02 02:17:26 PM
tenpoundsofcheese:
But it is a lot easier to call them Global Warming Climate Change Deniers to avoid talking about the issues.
But this is fark, so it is par for the course.


The worrying thing is it's not just Fark. I mean yeah, I poke at the "Cult of anti-Apple" and they poke at me, we know it's all good clean fun on the internet, you don't encounter it in real life.

I see so much of this avoidance of the issues and accusations of being a 'denier' being thrown around in the media outside it's... not good.
 
2012-02-02 02:18:29 PM
sarah_t_s: EvilEgg: On that note, the Global Climate Change deniers have been mighty quiet around these parts lately.

I've never actually met someone who outright rejects the concept of climate change. I've met people who don't believe the man made malarky. I've met people who are suspicious about it due to certain, more insane, elements proclaiming that we should all give up cars/public transport and work closer to home whilst also demanding that places like the city of Reading should be raised to the ground.

I have however met a great many people concerned that we're seeing a knee jerk reaction which will have long term consequences that are not favorable; mandating electric cars with 100 mile range and 10 hour recharge to replace IC cars with 300 mile range and 10 min recharge without changing the configuration of trains to carry those EV's to within range of their destination as an example of that. Or brining more generating capacity online to keep up with the demand these millions of EV's are going to bring with them as another.

But no, I've never met someone who doesn't believe the climate is changing.


The argument was never about that there were cycles. The problem comes in with recognizing patterns when CO2 levels rise and fall.
Link (new window)
Yes, that has happened.

The problem is that as a species, man has a far bigger impact on their eviroment due to numbers (new window)

History have shown how much atmosphere changes when volcanoes blow up..now just imagine a steady stream of the same gasses over time, instead of all at once...
 
2012-02-02 02:20:12 PM
Countdown to when this explanation becomes a standard part of AGW denialism starts now.
 
2012-02-02 02:27:44 PM
Jon Snow:
ಠ_ಠ


Your point?

And moving swiftly on. How do we go about reconfiguring the UK transport system to accomodate short range, long recharge cycle EV's? Can wind/wave/solar power ramp up hard and fast enough to produce sufficient energy to accommodate this or are we talking about fission plants as a short term measure? If fission how short term IS short term? 20 years? 25 years? More? How do we go about acquiring the land for these plants? What additional changes are needed in the grid to support these new high output plants (substations, etc.)?

This like that are the issues not where we should point fingers. We do that AFTER we've changed our construction techniques, rebuilt our infrastructure and adjusted our civilisation to accomodate. If people don't want to believe its man made let them; they still understand the need for change.
 
2012-02-02 02:29:43 PM
Darth_Lukecash: Stuff

Same as I said to Jon Snow: Your point is?
 
2012-02-02 02:34:40 PM
sarah_t_s: EvilEgg: On that note, the Global Climate Change deniers have been mighty quiet around these parts lately.

I've never actually met someone who outright rejects the concept of climate change



I've met plenty of people who start out at that position. Then retreat back to "it's not man made"
 
2012-02-02 02:36:54 PM
EvilEgg:
I've met plenty of people who start out at that position. Then retreat back to "it's not man made"


And? Are they saying the climate isn't changing?
 
2012-02-02 02:45:32 PM
sarah_t_s: EvilEgg:
I've met plenty of people who start out at that position. Then retreat back to "it's not man made"

And? Are they saying the climate isn't changing?


Whenever I get into a discussion with these folks, they start off saying the climate isn't changing. Then we go back and forth a while. Then finally they retreat to it is changing, but it's a natural thing, nothing to be done about it and hold that line.

I've had some success pushing back from that line, when I explain that yes I know it is a big scary issue and getting society to change is neigh on impossible. So in the end mostly it is them justifying to themselves why they can do nothing.
 
2012-02-02 02:48:51 PM
"Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice."
 
2012-02-02 02:50:22 PM
EvilEgg: On that note, the Global Climate Change deniers have been mighty quiet around these parts lately.

Since most people now believe that the AGW crap is... well, crap... there's really no need to say anything more on the subject. Intelligent, fact-driven people ("deniers" to the AGW crowd) just let the AGW lemmings foam at the mouth and look silly to the intelligent majority.
 
2012-02-02 02:52:43 PM
sarah_t_s: Your point?

You said:

sarah_t_s: I've never actually met someone who outright rejects the concept of climate change. I've met people who don't believe the man made malarky.

What is "malarkey" about the anthropogenic nature of the present change?
 
2012-02-02 02:57:09 PM
sarah_t_s: EvilEgg: On that note, the Global Climate Change deniers have been mighty quiet around these parts lately.

I've never actually met someone who outright rejects the concept of climate change. I've met people who don't believe the man made malarky. I've met people who are suspicious about it due to certain, more insane, elements proclaiming that we should all give up cars/public transport and work closer to home whilst also demanding that places like the city of Reading should be raised to the ground.

I have however met a great many people concerned that we're seeing a knee jerk reaction which will have long term consequences that are not favorable; mandating electric cars with 100 mile range and 10 hour recharge to replace IC cars with 300 mile range and 10 min recharge without changing the configuration of trains to carry those EV's to within range of their destination as an example of that. Or brining more generating capacity online to keep up with the demand these millions of EV's are going to bring with them as another.

But no, I've never met someone who doesn't believe the climate is changing.


Agreed. The climate is always changing. And always will. Are humans responsible for it? Undoubtedly, to some degree. So are beavers. And termites. And herbavore herds in Africa. The biological causes are probably overwhealmed by the physical ones, however: the sun; intersteller gas infall; even our position in the galactic orbit of the sun; volcanos, etc.

Life adjusts. Warmists are simply just another example of the mentally ill people who have a phobia for certain types of change.
 
2012-02-02 02:59:18 PM
EvilEgg: Then finally they retreat to it is changing, but it's a natural thing, nothing to be done about it and hold that line.

Interesting. As I say I've yet to meet someone who doesn't want to live in an ecologically sustainable utopia regardless of the reasons for it to be made.

Individually they are quite correct, nothing can be done. It needs to be a group effort and both the 'raise Reading to the ground' elements with in the green movement and the finger pointing without discussing the issues puts people off.

If you can get them to agree the climate is changing it's best to stop there and start discussing things like EV range and public transport reforms else you'll snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

For the record, I'm not convinced it's man made, I'm less convinced (as someone who's never worked in a factory) when people try to blame me individually. I am, however, more than happy to plan and work towards a sensible ecologically sustainable future with you.
 
2012-02-02 03:00:52 PM
Jon Snow: sarah_t_s: Your point?

You said:

sarah_t_s: I've never actually met someone who outright rejects the concept of climate change. I've met people who don't believe the man made malarky.

What is "malarkey" about the anthropogenic nature of the present change?


Your point? Beyond finger pointing I mean.
 
2012-02-02 03:00:55 PM
mediamatters.org

MYTH BUSTED
 
2012-02-02 03:07:38 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: But no, I've never met someone who doesn't believe the climate is changing.

This.

But it is a lot easier to call them Global Warming Climate Change Deniers to avoid talking about the issues.
But this is fark, so it is par for the course.


Maybe the so-called deniers are similar to the much reviled liberals, the rare straw unicorn perjoratives of the right wing rhetorical attack/noise machine.
Using the term denier to attack someone who does not subscribe to AGW is as revolting as using the term lib or liberal as a term of derision.
 
2012-02-02 03:08:27 PM
The thing is if the glacier is receding at the rate they say it is why not harvest some since it will all be melted at that location by next year?
 
2012-02-02 03:14:10 PM
bookman: Agreed. The climate is always changing. And always will. Are humans responsible for it? Undoubtedly, to some degree. So are beavers. And termites. And herbavore herds in Africa. The biological causes are probably overwhealmed by the physical ones, however: the sun; intersteller gas infall; even our position in the galactic orbit of the sun; volcanos, etc.

Life adjusts. Warmists are simply just another example of the mentally ill people who have a phobia for certain types of change.


This. The most frightening thing is that the natural logical progression from the point of having the AGW/CO2 warming hypothesis drive policy is the complete and immediate demolition of the fossil-fuel based economy. That is literally the only way to stop the emissions ASAP in any effective way, then even then they might not stop if the AGWers are wrong as to the cause.
The warmists just don't get the consequential effects that will have to flow from what they are advocating.
 
2012-02-02 03:17:02 PM
CujoQuarrel: The thing is if the glacier is receding at the rate they say it is why not harvest some since it will all be melted at that location by next year?

Because if someone takes it, it won't be melted at that location, it will be melted farther up the glacier.
 
2012-02-02 03:18:05 PM
sarah_t_s: Your point? Beyond finger pointing I mean.

I asked a question. Do you need me to repeat it? Sure thing, friend!

You said:

sarah_t_s: I've never actually met someone who outright rejects the concept of climate change. I've met people who don't believe the man made malarky.

What is "malarkey" about the anthropogenic nature of the present change?

Thanks!
 
2012-02-02 03:22:59 PM
Jon Snow: sarah_t_s: Your point? Beyond finger pointing I mean.

I asked a question. Do you need me to repeat it? Sure thing, friend!

You said:

sarah_t_s: I've never actually met someone who outright rejects the concept of climate change. I've met people who don't believe the man made malarky.

What is "malarkey" about the anthropogenic nature of the present change?

Thanks!


Bwah-hahahahaha.

/He thinks he's being sly and coy
 
2012-02-02 03:25:11 PM
Sounds like a great investment opportunity.

content.internetvideoarchive.com
 
2012-02-02 03:25:20 PM
Jon Snow:

Thanks!


I asked you a but load of questions about actual issues related to adapting to climate change.

What's with the man made malarky? Well, exactly, how many threads on Fark have you seen where various graphs have been challenged by other graps?

That's malarkey right there.
 
2012-02-02 03:29:42 PM
HotIgneous Intruder:

/He thinks he's being sly and coy


Personally no. I think he's focused on sorting out who's to blame for a problem without actually looking at or discussing the issues around adapting to and overcoming a problem.

Which is ever so slightly backwards.
 
2012-02-02 03:40:02 PM
sarah_t_s: I asked you a but load of questions about actual issues related to adapting to climate change.

But he can't answer them because the grant money doesn't extend to that topic, adaptation.

/Adaptation is key.
//Intelligent species adapt or perish.
 
2012-02-02 03:42:51 PM
EvilEgg: On that note, the Global Climate Change deniers have been mighty quiet around these parts lately.

They're busy with the Election?

They've forced Gingrich to recant, Romney is flip-flopping so fast he is generating enough electricity to power his campaign bus, and Ron Paul is ... well, Ron Paul is still crazy after all these years. Ba-da-Boom! Ba-da-Bing!
 
2012-02-02 03:43:25 PM
sarah_t_s: HotIgneous Intruder:

/He thinks he's being sly and coy

Personally no. I think he's focused on sorting out who's to blame for a problem without actually looking at or discussing the issues around adapting to and overcoming a problem.

Which is ever so slightly backwards.



I would argue that "adapting to and overcoming a problem" requires that one recognize there's a problem in the first place. That's much more difficult to do when people are unwilling or unable to engage with scientific information ;)
 
2012-02-02 03:50:56 PM
sarah_t_s: What's with the man made malarky? Well, exactly, how many threads on Fark have you seen where various graphs have been challenged by other graps?

That's malarkey right there.


Thanks for answering. I appreciate you taking the time to do that.

Just so I can understand what you're trying to say- it's your belief or opinion that scientific topics are "malarkey" if an overwhelmingly supported mainstream scientific perspective is challenged by contrarians on discussion fora as long as the latter post graphs?

So, by your own definition, one would claim evolution is "malarkey"? I don't really see the reasoning behind that position.

sarah_t_s: I asked you a but load of questions about actual issues related to adapting to climate change.

sarah_t_s: I think he's focused on sorting out who's to blame for a problem without actually looking at or discussing the issues around adapting to and overcoming a problem.

Sorry, I am going to have to politely disagree.

The "why" of something matters tremendously if one is interested in ameliorating it.

Bacteria evolving antibiotic resistance necessitates a different response from the medical community than if Yahweh is merely testing his flock's faith.

Recognizing that the present climatic change is being driven by anthropogenic greenhouse gases gives us options for dealing with the problem that would be unavailable if, say, the change was being driven by an increasing solar irradiance.

We live in an age where we have the technological capability (if not necessarily the foresight and political will) to stabilize our greenhouse emissions.

sarah_t_s: Which is ever so slightly backwards.

If you legitimately don't believe we understand what's driving the present change, to what level do you propose we "adapt"?

Take the melting of the Greenland and Antarctic Ice Sheets, for example. We have paleoclimatic bounds on the amount of sea level rise to be expected by a given increase in GHGs over the long term, which can inform our adaptation strategy for coastal habitation and infrastructure. If you believe we don't know what's driving the present warming, how do you determine the threshold for adaptation?

Thanks!
 
2012-02-02 03:51:06 PM
HotIgneous Intruder: sarah_t_s: I asked you a but load of questions about actual issues related to adapting to climate change.

But he can't answer them because the grant money doesn't extend to that topic, adaptation.

/Adaptation is key.
//Intelligent species adapt or perish.



Careful here in that, contrary to your perception, there is a large amount of work being done on adaptation, and is treated as being complementary to mitigation. When you think about mitigation, note that the goal is to minimize negative impacts - what kind of impacts and how severe they are depend on adaptation. They really go hand-in-hand.

On a side note be careful in that adaptation (even more than mitigation) requires more than just knowledge that lies strictly within the physical sciences - many physical scientists are understandably reluctant to engage in policy decisions that have as much to do with economics and politics than the actual science.
 
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