He did it wrong. You're supposed to choke the prostitute, or have her choke you, depending on which way you swing.

30 minutes? Damn, pretty good for an old man.

74 and he was going for 30 minutes?? I'm a fraction of his age and... Well, I think you see where I'm going with this.

Ebenator: 30 minutes? Damn, pretty good for an old man.

Likely 28 of those were spent coaxing Mr. Happy into a usable state...

/off to find some mind bleach

I'd like to have sex with someone 12 years younger than me.

Yes, I'm older than 27.

Chariset: Is he certain they were his own dentures?

Was this an intentional Spinal Tap drummer reference, or just a happy coincidence?

I_Am_Weasel: Just what is an appropriate age for a prostitute to retire.

15, when their looks go.

I'm guessing that details of his death won't find their way into the eulogy. Which is too bad.

/Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?

Someone, eventually, will post a picture. Click with caution.

Ebenator: 30 minutes? Damn, pretty good for an old man.

Was he sucking the prostitute off or something?

I_Am_Weasel: Just what is an appropriate age for a prostitute to retire.

That's got to be evaluated on a case-by-case basis. Assuming that we can compare strippers and prostitutes, and that a prostitute can work 10-20% longer than a stripper, there are some prostitutes who probably should stop by age 25, and a very few who could damn near continue to work until social security retirement age if their looks and physiques hold out.

We could add in a ratio of abilities to age too, to discover the optimal age for a prostitute too. If a prostitute starts fresh into the work at about eighteen and works consistently, her knowledge and abilities will at some point likely peak. Determine that and find out if it's within the years where her looks and physique are still viable, and that's the age of prostitute that one looking for that sort of transaction should try to find.

SCIENCE!

/shouting "science!" is more interesting than shouting, "statistics!"

This thread is better without pictures.

He died [immediately after] doing what he loved.
You'll be missed Chen.

She said Chen had got up from the bed, paid her and was about to put on his clothes when he suddenly collapsed.

Did he not realize he was choking on his dentures? Was his memory getting so bad that he forgot he had them in? I don't understand how you can just finish up and act like nothing happened when there are a set of teeth in your throat.

And what do you want to bet that he collapsed before he paid her and she went into his wallet to get the cash?

Was he trying to do a Rusty Venture?

I'm thinking death is better than trying to pass your teeth through your anus a couple hours later....

litespeed74: I'm thinking death is better than trying to pass your teeth through your anus a couple hours later....

And even that is better than rinsing them off and putting them back in your mouth.

Wow. That bites.

This thread is JUST FINE without pictures.

Death by misadventure?

was her name polly grippa?

mexican bathtub cheese: I'd like to have sex with someone 12 years younger than me.

Yes, I'm older than 27.

At age 44 I found out (after sleeping with her) that this girl I had met at a bar was only 24. The realization that I was old enough to be her dad made me feel really, really, really old. A little creepy, too. I had pegged her to be 30-35.

My new wife is only six years younger than me. That's more palatable.

She, of course, was in no danger of choking on her dentures because she had removed them beforehand.

/da-da-dum

mind bleach please!

abfalter: mexican bathtub cheese: I'd like to have sex with someone 12 years younger than me.

Yes, I'm older than 27.

At age 44 I found out (after sleeping with her) that this girl I had met at a bar was only 24. The realization that I was old enough to be her dad made me feel really, really, really old. A little creepy, too. I had pegged her to be 30-35.

My new wife is only six years younger than me. That's more palatable.

while you were correct in marrying someone more your own age, i think you deserve a tip of the hat and a cigar for banging something fresh outta school. yeah ok probably had a daddyd complex but you just tapped it you didnt marry.

all good imo.

There should be an ewwww tab. I just can't laugh at this poor old dude.

/wow! 30 minutes.
//slow clap

Facsimile.

so much win. here's to you horny old guy. I'll hoist one in your memory this evening.

Now, did he qualify for a senior discount?

When he yelled, "Choke on it!", I doubt this is what he had in mind.

I bet this happened because their safe word was, Dentist.

I once had a relationship with a "half my age plus seven" woman.

It was, perhaps predictably, a disaster.

He came...he went.....

That reminds me.....take out the dentures before sex. Who knew there was going to be an ever increasing checklist as one gets older?

mexican bathtub cheese: I'd like to have sex with someone 12 years younger than me.

Yes, I'm older than 27.

Me too, but I am 17....