I'll be the first on the dancefloor.

Few blokes have the courage to tell their other half they look fat.

This is why tone and word choice are so important. Calling your partner fat or rolling your eyes every time they get a second helping isn't going to end well.

You can be honest without being cruel.

dopeydwarf: "Put down the cake, fatty," That's my pick-up line at the local Weight Watchers meetings.

do you like cake?
"yes"
do you want to eat a piece of cake off of my arse?
"what kind of cake?"

Hint: Your fatness makes you look fat.

/choose your mates well, youngsters

This is now a Dat Ass thread

"Caroline says: "When I met Neil at 23 I was a size 16 but with each baby I gained three stone. "

Should probably stop eating babies then.

I always try to be polite, but I was with the girlfriend the other day, she was trying something on and I let her know it didn't work on her. Another woman looked at me and said "that is horrible" at which, the girlfriend replied "but at least when he tells me I look good, I know he means it"

And that boys and girls is the best way to do it.

Krymson Tyde: [i1120.photobucket.com image 300x408]

great googly moogly!

Does my fat ass make my ass look fat?

Actually, this story reminds me of a sign I saw on the way home from work last night. It was one of those signs with the movable letters outside some health food place. In big letters it said "Lose all your weight in 2012". Do people really want to lose all their weight? That'll leave you weightless. Wouldn't it be better to just lose all your extra weight?

Just struck me as weird.

/CSB

I'll take "things women say about their husbands" for $400 Alex.

BurnShrike: Actually, this story reminds me of a sign I saw on the way home from work last night. It was one of those signs with the movable letters outside some health food place. In big letters it said "Lose all your weight in 2012". Do people really want to lose all their weight? That'll leave you weightless. Wouldn't it be better to just lose all your extra weight?

Just struck me as weird.

/CSB

People can lose all their weight, or at least almost all of it. Heading into deep space will do the job just fine. Loosing all your mass on the other hand, would not be a good idea.

"Well that depends. Do you want me to be honest, or do you want me to lie to you?"

Don't ask a question you don't want to hear the answer to.

miss diminutive: You can be honest without being cruel.

That reminds me, miss d. I've been meaning to tell you for a while that you're starting to look dangerously overweight. What have you bloated up to now? 100lbs? 110?

I like you for what's on the inside, but quite frankly your rolls of fat make me feel nauseous. I'm just concerned for your health. I mean, if you gain much more I won't be able to toss you over my shoulder and carry you off anymore. And where would that leave us?

Goodfella: "Well that depends. Do you want me to be honest, or do you want me to lie to you?"

Don't ask a question you don't want to hear the answer to.

I used to be that brave. Now I just stare blankly for a few seconds and say "I love you honey".

Am I whipped? Yes. I've also learned that my wife doesn't ask those questions unless she's in a mood. At those times, no answer is the correct answer, so I just pick the least wrong one.

/PMS sucks for your husbands too ladies

White people tend to like what Dave Chappelle called, "Pancake Ass"

White people also tend to think the pelvic bone and the rib cage constitute curves.

I am white, but I like my women with some meat on them. I like my women to be 140+. Big ta-tas, big butt, thick legs.

I think a lot of my fellow white men would find 'hotties' in the chemo ward.

The gravitational pull of your ass is affecting the tides

TravisBickle62: The gravitational pull of your ass is affecting the tides

I fell in love with her. I couldn't help it. I was caught in her gravity well.

BurnShrike: That reminds me, miss d. I've been meaning to tell you for a while that you're starting to look dangerously overweight. What have you bloated up to now? 100lbs? 110?

I've gotten so big that several smaller women have begun walking alongside me in the hopes of catching the remains of my monstrous meals. You know you've made it big when you've got your very own pilot female entourage.

miss diminutive: BurnShrike: That reminds me, miss d. I've been meaning to tell you for a while that you're starting to look dangerously overweight. What have you bloated up to now? 100lbs? 110?

I've gotten so big that several smaller women have begun walking alongside me in the hopes of catching the remains of my monstrous meals. You know you've made it big when you've got your very own pilot female entourage.

You're like a planetoid shedding debris, and they're your moons collecting up the stray matter. I've never been more attracted to you than I am right now.

miss diminutive: BurnShrike: That reminds me, miss d. I've been meaning to tell you for a while that you're starting to look dangerously overweight. What have you bloated up to now? 100lbs? 110?

I've gotten so big that several smaller women have begun walking alongside me in the hopes of catching the remains of my monstrous meals. You know you've made it big when you've got your very own pilot female entourage.

thanks, that made me finish.

/lights smoke

nonzero: I always try to be polite, but I was with the girlfriend the other day, she was trying something on and I let her know it didn't work on her. Another woman looked at me and said "that is horrible" at which, the girlfriend replied "but at least when he tells me I look good, I know he means it"

And that boys and girls is the best way to do it.

My husband is the same way and I'm thankful for it...

Tat'dGreaser: If you're not an Adonis, you probably have no reason to criticize without taking a look inward. Usually if one person becomes overweight in a relationship, the other one does too because they eat together. If you're that concerned, go on a diet with her. Hit the gym with her. You're a couple for crying out loud.

I'm a successful amateur bodybuilder, so I assume that would classify me as what you term 'Adonis'? Hit the gym? Every day! Fat biatches are FOUL!!

do these curtains make my ass look big? (nsfw)

http://martybeckerman.com/kill-fatty/

BurnShrike: I've never been more attracted to you than I am right now.

You act like you had a choice.



/arr, the laws of physics be a harsh mistress

Where is the picture of the fat-assed guy with the skinny woman?
No chubby chasers?

/What's up with that, anyway?

nonzero: I always try to be polite, but I was with the girlfriend the other day, she was trying something on and I let her know it didn't work on her. Another woman looked at me and said "that is horrible" at which, the girlfriend replied "but at least when he tells me I look good, I know he means it"

And that boys and girls is the best way to do it.

Imagine that, acting like adults and being honest with each other works better than being childish and playing games.

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always putting his testicles all over her

miss diminutive: BurnShrike: I've never been more attracted to you than I am right now.

You act like you had a choice.

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/arr, the laws of physics be a harsh mistress

While that's true, it also states that you're just as attracted to me as I am to you.

I've never used mathematics, physics and logic to get myself a date before (if anything, it's the opposite).

ShawnDoc: Its not a big butt that worries me, its whether there's a giant gut flopping down to go along with it.

THIS. I don't mind a woman with a big butt and hips. It's the fat skirt that makes me throw up. No I'm not black.

GimpyNip: Oh, it is ok. I saw an infomercial for a muffin top gurdle. I can't remember the name but it does wonders on all the skinny catalog models in the ad. Only problem is that it would cover up my tramp stamp. But, I figure I can just cut an oval in the back

At a gym I used to go to I remember watching infomercials for those and also for some plastic sticky things to help people tape up their arm flab. I wonder how many members they lost after people realized they could buy those things instead of hauling their ass to the gym?

I want female booty.

You can keep your Jackie Chan gym look-a-likes.

Egoy3k: Imagine that, acting like adults and being honest with each other works better than being childish and playing games.

Yeah, some kind of impossible dream relationship here in the land of arrested development, isn't it?

I want to agree with those who say there are ways to be truthful without being unkind. I lost 50lbs on WW and what had me join was a co-worker who had lost weight with them suggested I join in a very kind, low-key way.

Snide comments made by relatives (female cousins, one of whom is quite fat herself) just made me angry with them.