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Former star of Home Improvement busted on drug possession charges. Nope, not him. Not him, either
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Jamdug!
2012-02-01 09:51:52 PM
Baaaa
Marcus Aurelius
2012-02-01 10:09:59 PM
Well I feel so much God damned safer now, that's for sure.
Apos
2012-02-01 10:22:59 PM
Patricia Richardson?
FirstNationalBastard
2012-02-01 10:39:39 PM
He should get together with Tim Allen and remake that old "I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU, DAD!" PSA from the 80s.
GAT_00
2012-02-01 11:13:14 PM
I guessed right.
FeedTheCollapse
2012-02-02 01:04:53 AM
GAT_00
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I guessed right.
yeah, it was my first guess as well. seemed rather logical.
wildcardjack
2012-02-02 01:44:25 AM
I guessed right also. The youngest one, who wound up with a face that screams "pot smoker" and who married a much older woman who took all his money when he was about 20.
I should move to LA and teach cynicism to 18 year old former child stars for $10k a week.
B.L.Z. Bub
2012-02-02 01:51:12 AM
I don't think so, Tim.
wild9
2012-02-02 01:52:23 AM
A felony charge? How much was he drinking!!!
Dahnkster
2012-02-02 01:54:12 AM
Thank god the streets of LA are safe again. Now he can
pay
for attorney's fees, court costs, drug evaluation and counseling and of course probation and/or community service.
Yeah! American ju$tice.
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat
2012-02-02 01:54:17 AM
His pupils like neutrons.
ShawnDoc
2012-02-02 01:55:19 AM
Marcus Aurelius
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Well I feel so much God damned safer now, that's for sure.
I do. Dude was getting high in his car and driving. If he got high at home and stayed there I wouldn't give a shiat. But driving impaired deserves to be punished.
KkrrRRZZZZ
2012-02-02 01:55:41 AM
FTA: "The former actor, 27, had parked his 1998 Honda Accord at an odd angle in front of a fire hydrant, prompting a Los Angeles County police officer to peer into his vehicle, the site reported."
Dude, if you can't keep your shiat together with a buzz, stay at home or at least, off the streets.
charity
2012-02-02 02:06:07 AM
He's 27 years old. It would be weirder if he
wasn't
smoking pot. A non-story. That's why it's on Fark.
myinternetname
2012-02-02 02:14:17 AM
Eww what a scary nasty looking adult he grew into.
steamingpile
2012-02-02 02:14:53 AM
Drugs? He was just caught with pot, thats not a drug.....
marcre3363
2012-02-02 02:20:06 AM
For some reason, I feel sad that an actor who had to have made tens of thousands of dollars during his peak drives a crappier car than me.
I have 18 good reasons why I haven't bought a new car in the last 15 years. What's your excuse?
Mike Chewbacca
2012-02-02 02:24:07 AM
marcre3363
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For some reason, I feel sad that an actor who had to have made tens of thousands of dollars during his peak drives a crappier car than me.
I have 18 good reasons why I haven't bought a new car in the last 15 years.
What's your excuse?
You have a lot of kids.
thepayner
2012-02-02 02:26:36 AM
THIS IS A '98 HONDA,
HOW DARE YOU!
ontariolightning
2012-02-02 02:43:44 AM
He is a year older than me and I have yet to be arrested
I WIN
moothemagiccow
2012-02-02 02:54:05 AM
what the hell subby? creepy-looking youngest kid was the first one i thought of.
ontariolightning
2012-02-02 02:56:16 AM
Interesting factoid
hes the only brother not to appear on Smallville
Jim_Callahan
2012-02-02 03:38:35 AM
TFA:
the youngest brother on the popular Tim Allen-helmed '90s series, "Home Improvement,"
Subby:
Former
star
Got some bad news for you subby, I don't think your 'ship pieces on fanfiction.net reflect the relative status and popularity of the characters in your subject matter very well.
platedlizard
2012-02-02 04:20:45 AM
Uh, a former child actor was exactly who I thought of first, all things considered. Apparently that farks you up worse than being a foster kid.
farkingismybusiness
2012-02-02 04:51:38 AM
Zoinks!
TV's Vinnie
2012-02-02 05:02:08 AM
At first I thought that it was Jonathan Taylor Thomas (aka "Lip Boy"), but then I realized he's more of a botox junkie than into pot.
/Damn! Lookit those fuggin' lips! Look at them!
chaddsfarkprefect
2012-02-02 05:20:40 AM
Felony? It can't be the first time, can it?
Boondock3806
2012-02-02 06:19:18 AM
Apos
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Patricia Richardson?
This was what I was down to after subtard ruled out my first two guesses, which were both Mark.
Amerindish
2012-02-02 06:47:37 AM
wildcardjack
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...who wound up with a face that screams "pot smoker" ..
Wow. Hey gramps, what exactly does a "pot smoker" face look like?
bgddy24601
2012-02-02 07:09:17 AM
Am I the only one who was really hoping it would have been the guy who played Wilson, if only for the mugshot with a miniature fence across the face?
just_intonation
2012-02-02 07:30:20 AM
bgddy24601
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Am I the only one who was really hoping it would have been the guy who played Wilson, if only for the mugshot with a miniature fence across the face?
I lol'ed.
wxboy
2012-02-02 07:38:30 AM
bgddy24601
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Am I the only one who was really hoping it would have been the guy who played Wilson, if only for the mugshot with a miniature fence across the face?
Well, he's dead, so that wasn't going to be the case.
The_Time_Master
2012-02-02 07:54:14 AM
Like father, like son!
AnubisMan
2012-02-02 07:54:23 AM
The police also allegedly found a small amount of hash, a type of marijuana, inside his car.
He is in custody and being booked for the felony offense.
Lock him up for 10 years, seems like a fair punishment for the small amount of hash.
mekkab
2012-02-02 08:09:03 AM
thepayner
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THIS IS A '98 HONDA, HOW DARE YOU!
I DRIVE A
STRATUS
98 HONDA!!
steamingpile
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Drugs? He was just caught with pot, thats not a drug.....
Yup, and beer ain't drinking.
/This just in: eatin' ain't cheatin'
BigBooper
2012-02-02 08:09:43 AM
AnubisMan
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The police also allegedly found a small amount of hash, a type of marijuana, inside his car.
He is in custody and being booked for the felony offense.
Lock him up for 10 years, seems like a fair punishment for the small amount of hash.
This menace must be kept off the streets! If we have to release a rapist, or armed robber to make room, than so be it. We HAVE to have priorities people! Examples must be made to end this reefer madness!
/can we has legalization now?
The Bunyip
2012-02-02 08:11:58 AM
From the internets:
At seventeen years old, he married Heidi Van Pelt on April 27, 2001. The marriage sparked much controversy due to the couple's age difference - Van Pelt was sixteen years Smith's senior. The couple filed for divorce on February 2, 2007
DUI and drug possession? I was surprised he wasn't caught strangling homeless people.
frepnog
2012-02-02 08:13:55 AM
next on MTV's "Growing up Ugly".....
dennysgod
2012-02-02 08:27:01 AM
Still driving a car from 1998, guess he really didn't get any other acting gigs since then.
babysealclubber
2012-02-02 08:30:37 AM
BigBooper
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AnubisMan: The police also allegedly found a small amount of hash, a type of marijuana, inside his car.
He is in custody and being booked for the felony offense.
Lock him up for 10 years, seems like a fair punishment for the small amount of hash.
This menace must be kept off the streets! If we have to release a rapist, or armed robber to make room, than so be it. We HAVE to have priorities people! Examples must be made to end this reefer madness!
/can we has legalization now?
Ya know, normally I'd agree. But it doesn't help the case for legalization when people jump to defend someone driving under the influence. The dumbass should have stayed home, or walk, or anything else.
HopScotchNSoda
2012-02-02 08:40:26 AM
TV's Vinnie
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At first I thought that it was Jonathan Taylor Thomas (aka "Lip Boy"), but then I realized he's more of a botox junkie than into pot.
/Damn! Lookit those fuggin' lips! Look at them!
Them's right purdy lips.
rocky_howard
2012-02-02 09:10:38 AM
Talking about
Tim Allen
. I saw this abortion called The Shaggy Dog the other day. Dunno why, I couldn't look away. Guess I just wanted to see how bad it was going to get.
It had
Robert Downey Jr.
and
Danny Glover
too. You could see the look of "oh please kill me now" on their faces. Guess I'd be as ashamed if I was doing such a blatant cashgrab. But hey, a job is a job. And this was Pre-Iron-Man Robert and Post-Lethal Weapon Danny, so they were probably needing the money.
James Scameron
2012-02-02 09:18:36 AM
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat
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His pupils like neutrinos.
ftfy
mjbok
2012-02-02 09:41:27 AM
BigBooper
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/can we has legalization now?
Even if it was legal he still would have been arrested for the DUI.
fightingnewfoundlander
2012-02-02 10:12:27 AM
Sometimes yer mom really did ruin your life.
jjwars1
2012-02-02 10:15:32 AM
Anthony Bourdain?
Braindeath
2012-02-02 10:32:16 AM
rocky_howard
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Talking about Tim Allen. I saw this abortion called The Shaggy Dog the other day. Dunno why, I couldn't look away. Guess I just wanted to see how bad it was going to get.
It had Robert Downey Jr. and Danny Glover too. You could see the look of "oh please kill me now" on their faces. Guess I'd be as ashamed if I was doing such a blatant cashgrab. But hey, a job is a job. And this was Pre-Iron-Man Robert and Post-Lethal Weapon Danny, so they were probably needing the money.
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Was this the movie where some almost white blond kid was harassing RDJr? I've been trying to figure out where those pictures came from [on tumblr] but I'm not watching that movie to find out.
MandM
2012-02-02 10:38:19 AM
Looks like a taller version of Martin Short.
Annoyance
2012-02-02 10:40:52 AM
FTA: "Since the series ended in 1999, Smith, 27, has stayed out of the spotlight and away from acting altogether."
Lets be frank, he wasn't acting during his time on Home Improvement either.
BigBooper
2012-02-02 11:01:39 AM
mjbok
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BigBooper: /can we has legalization now?
Even if it was legal he still would have been arrested for the DUI.
And I have no problem with that. In fact, I'm a supporter of repeat DUI offenders being charged with a felony.
However, if this is his first offense, I see no reason to treat a DUI for marijuana harsher than when someone's under the influence of alcohol.
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