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(New York Daily News) Amusing Former star of Home Improvement busted on drug possession charges. Nope, not him. Not him, either   (nydailynews.com) divider line 82
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2012-02-01 09:51:52 PM
Baaaa
 
2012-02-01 10:09:59 PM
Well I feel so much God damned safer now, that's for sure.
 
2012-02-01 10:22:59 PM
Patricia Richardson?
 
2012-02-01 10:39:39 PM
He should get together with Tim Allen and remake that old "I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU, DAD!" PSA from the 80s.
 
2012-02-01 11:13:14 PM
I guessed right.
 
2012-02-02 01:04:53 AM
GAT_00: I guessed right.

yeah, it was my first guess as well. seemed rather logical.
 
2012-02-02 01:44:25 AM
I guessed right also. The youngest one, who wound up with a face that screams "pot smoker" and who married a much older woman who took all his money when he was about 20.

I should move to LA and teach cynicism to 18 year old former child stars for $10k a week.
 
2012-02-02 01:51:12 AM
I don't think so, Tim.
 
2012-02-02 01:52:23 AM
A felony charge? How much was he drinking!!!
 
2012-02-02 01:54:12 AM
Thank god the streets of LA are safe again. Now he can pay for attorney's fees, court costs, drug evaluation and counseling and of course probation and/or community service.

Yeah! American ju$tice.
 
2012-02-02 01:54:17 AM
assets.nydailynews.com

His pupils like neutrons.
 
2012-02-02 01:55:19 AM
Marcus Aurelius: Well I feel so much God damned safer now, that's for sure.

I do. Dude was getting high in his car and driving. If he got high at home and stayed there I wouldn't give a shiat. But driving impaired deserves to be punished.
 
2012-02-02 01:55:41 AM
FTA: "The former actor, 27, had parked his 1998 Honda Accord at an odd angle in front of a fire hydrant, prompting a Los Angeles County police officer to peer into his vehicle, the site reported."

Dude, if you can't keep your shiat together with a buzz, stay at home or at least, off the streets.
 
2012-02-02 02:06:07 AM
He's 27 years old. It would be weirder if he wasn't smoking pot. A non-story. That's why it's on Fark.
 
2012-02-02 02:14:17 AM
Eww what a scary nasty looking adult he grew into.
 
2012-02-02 02:14:53 AM
Drugs? He was just caught with pot, thats not a drug.....
 
2012-02-02 02:20:06 AM
For some reason, I feel sad that an actor who had to have made tens of thousands of dollars during his peak drives a crappier car than me.

I have 18 good reasons why I haven't bought a new car in the last 15 years. What's your excuse?
 
2012-02-02 02:24:07 AM
marcre3363: For some reason, I feel sad that an actor who had to have made tens of thousands of dollars during his peak drives a crappier car than me.

I have 18 good reasons why I haven't bought a new car in the last 15 years. What's your excuse?


You have a lot of kids.
 
2012-02-02 02:26:36 AM
THIS IS A '98 HONDA, HOW DARE YOU!
 
2012-02-02 02:43:44 AM
He is a year older than me and I have yet to be arrested
I WIN
 
2012-02-02 02:54:05 AM
what the hell subby? creepy-looking youngest kid was the first one i thought of.
 
2012-02-02 02:56:16 AM
Interesting factoid
hes the only brother not to appear on Smallville
 
2012-02-02 03:38:35 AM
TFA: the youngest brother on the popular Tim Allen-helmed '90s series, "Home Improvement,"

Subby: Former star

Got some bad news for you subby, I don't think your 'ship pieces on fanfiction.net reflect the relative status and popularity of the characters in your subject matter very well.
 
2012-02-02 04:20:45 AM
Uh, a former child actor was exactly who I thought of first, all things considered. Apparently that farks you up worse than being a foster kid.
 
2012-02-02 04:51:38 AM
Zoinks!
 
2012-02-02 05:02:08 AM
29.media.tumblr.com

At first I thought that it was Jonathan Taylor Thomas (aka "Lip Boy"), but then I realized he's more of a botox junkie than into pot.

/Damn! Lookit those fuggin' lips! Look at them!
 
2012-02-02 05:20:40 AM
Felony? It can't be the first time, can it?
 
2012-02-02 06:19:18 AM
Apos: Patricia Richardson?

This was what I was down to after subtard ruled out my first two guesses, which were both Mark.
 
2012-02-02 06:47:37 AM
wildcardjack: ...who wound up with a face that screams "pot smoker" ..

Wow. Hey gramps, what exactly does a "pot smoker" face look like?
 
2012-02-02 07:09:17 AM
Am I the only one who was really hoping it would have been the guy who played Wilson, if only for the mugshot with a miniature fence across the face?
 
2012-02-02 07:30:20 AM
bgddy24601: Am I the only one who was really hoping it would have been the guy who played Wilson, if only for the mugshot with a miniature fence across the face?

I lol'ed.
 
2012-02-02 07:38:30 AM
bgddy24601: Am I the only one who was really hoping it would have been the guy who played Wilson, if only for the mugshot with a miniature fence across the face?

Well, he's dead, so that wasn't going to be the case.
 
2012-02-02 07:54:14 AM
Like father, like son!

www.absolutenow.com
 
2012-02-02 07:54:23 AM
The police also allegedly found a small amount of hash, a type of marijuana, inside his car.

He is in custody and being booked for the felony offense.


Lock him up for 10 years, seems like a fair punishment for the small amount of hash.
 
2012-02-02 08:09:03 AM
thepayner: THIS IS A '98 HONDA, HOW DARE YOU!

I DRIVE A STRATUS 98 HONDA!!

steamingpile: Drugs? He was just caught with pot, thats not a drug.....

Yup, and beer ain't drinking.

/This just in: eatin' ain't cheatin'
 
2012-02-02 08:09:43 AM
AnubisMan: The police also allegedly found a small amount of hash, a type of marijuana, inside his car.

He is in custody and being booked for the felony offense.

Lock him up for 10 years, seems like a fair punishment for the small amount of hash.


This menace must be kept off the streets! If we have to release a rapist, or armed robber to make room, than so be it. We HAVE to have priorities people! Examples must be made to end this reefer madness!

/can we has legalization now?
 
2012-02-02 08:11:58 AM
From the internets:

At seventeen years old, he married Heidi Van Pelt on April 27, 2001. The marriage sparked much controversy due to the couple's age difference - Van Pelt was sixteen years Smith's senior. The couple filed for divorce on February 2, 2007

DUI and drug possession? I was surprised he wasn't caught strangling homeless people.
 
2012-02-02 08:13:55 AM
next on MTV's "Growing up Ugly".....
 
2012-02-02 08:27:01 AM
Still driving a car from 1998, guess he really didn't get any other acting gigs since then.
 
2012-02-02 08:30:37 AM
BigBooper: AnubisMan: The police also allegedly found a small amount of hash, a type of marijuana, inside his car.

He is in custody and being booked for the felony offense.

Lock him up for 10 years, seems like a fair punishment for the small amount of hash.

This menace must be kept off the streets! If we have to release a rapist, or armed robber to make room, than so be it. We HAVE to have priorities people! Examples must be made to end this reefer madness!

/can we has legalization now?


Ya know, normally I'd agree. But it doesn't help the case for legalization when people jump to defend someone driving under the influence. The dumbass should have stayed home, or walk, or anything else.
 
2012-02-02 08:40:26 AM
TV's Vinnie: [29.media.tumblr.com image 289x340]
At first I thought that it was Jonathan Taylor Thomas (aka "Lip Boy"), but then I realized he's more of a botox junkie than into pot.
/Damn! Lookit those fuggin' lips! Look at them!


3.bp.blogspot.com
Them's right purdy lips.
 
2012-02-02 09:10:38 AM
Talking about Tim Allen. I saw this abortion called The Shaggy Dog the other day. Dunno why, I couldn't look away. Guess I just wanted to see how bad it was going to get.

It had Robert Downey Jr. and Danny Glover too. You could see the look of "oh please kill me now" on their faces. Guess I'd be as ashamed if I was doing such a blatant cashgrab. But hey, a job is a job. And this was Pre-Iron-Man Robert and Post-Lethal Weapon Danny, so they were probably needing the money.

3.bp.blogspot.com

www.supamov.net

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2012-02-02 09:18:36 AM
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x425]

His pupils like neutrinos.


ftfy
 
2012-02-02 09:41:27 AM
BigBooper: /can we has legalization now?

Even if it was legal he still would have been arrested for the DUI.
 
2012-02-02 10:12:27 AM
Sometimes yer mom really did ruin your life.
 
2012-02-02 10:15:32 AM
Anthony Bourdain?
 
2012-02-02 10:32:16 AM
rocky_howard: Talking about Tim Allen. I saw this abortion called The Shaggy Dog the other day. Dunno why, I couldn't look away. Guess I just wanted to see how bad it was going to get.

It had Robert Downey Jr. and Danny Glover too. You could see the look of "oh please kill me now" on their faces. Guess I'd be as ashamed if I was doing such a blatant cashgrab. But hey, a job is a job. And this was Pre-Iron-Man Robert and Post-Lethal Weapon Danny, so they were probably needing the money.

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Was this the movie where some almost white blond kid was harassing RDJr? I've been trying to figure out where those pictures came from [on tumblr] but I'm not watching that movie to find out.
 
2012-02-02 10:38:19 AM
Looks like a taller version of Martin Short.
 
2012-02-02 10:40:52 AM
FTA: "Since the series ended in 1999, Smith, 27, has stayed out of the spotlight and away from acting altogether."

Lets be frank, he wasn't acting during his time on Home Improvement either.
 
2012-02-02 11:01:39 AM
mjbok: BigBooper: /can we has legalization now?

Even if it was legal he still would have been arrested for the DUI.


And I have no problem with that. In fact, I'm a supporter of repeat DUI offenders being charged with a felony.

However, if this is his first offense, I see no reason to treat a DUI for marijuana harsher than when someone's under the influence of alcohol.
 
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