Of course, Ohio.
Dammit my state pisses me off!

"People just have a habit of talking too much too often in the wrong place."


I know I do.

Actually, please DO brag about it.
And provide a description of your victim and an account of the loot you got off with.

You know, for the lulz.

No no no no no ... brag please.

one thing more to laugh about

and potentially one less of you in the gene pool

Robber has POKED you.

Poke back?

Let's fake brag and send the police on wild goose chases! So much fun!

It's the resume' for crime. You want to get the word out how bad ass you are so you can stay employed. Hey! Can't get a job if you are unemployed, right?

Ha ha... perfect name numb-nuts, Kevin Stole II...

Hahaha the kids name is "Kevin Stole"

On the other hand you can brag all you want to on Fark. People will just assume you're trolling.

Is it time for an Ohio tag now?

For every one that gets arrested, it will only encourage a dozen more to post their criminal activity on Facebook.

/until some more popular social network comes along

So we just post the loot for sale on Craigslist. What could go wrong?

Subby needs to stop giving good advice to criminals. Dumbasses all around.

Pffft. You'd have to be a total retard to do that.

In all seriousness, though...does anyone want to buy some coke? I got cheap grams. Email in profile.


/not really serious in case the humourless RCMP happen to be reading this

Did anyone read the article? She said that the guy in the picture robbed a house, she was in the car, and she was charged with burglary.

She couldnt have for sure KNOWN what he was doing in the house, and she didnt specify WHICH picture or which guy...

not a real solid smoking gun bit of evidence. I wonder why its a big deal?

themasonreport: Ha ha... perfect name numb-nuts, Kevin Stole II...

spiro: Hahaha the kids name is "Kevin Stole"


Son, I am disappoint

Gyrfalcon: One more time:

IF THEY WERE SMART THEY WOULDN'T BE CRIMINALS!!!

To be fair; some of them are smart. They don't get caught. It's the dumb ones who get caught. Also, it's not like ocean's eleven; in the real world, Danny Ocean would have ratted out everyone involved to get the parole violation charge dropped. Criminals always do stuff like that.