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SpikeStrip
2012-02-01 09:38:09 PM
looks like he stuck the landing pretty well.
Tell Me How My Blog Tastes
2012-02-01 09:45:51 PM
Ugh. Chairlifts always make me nervous as hell. Something about being all bundled up and not being able to catch my butt on the chair the right way the first time always freaks me out.
calbert
2012-02-01 09:46:07 PM
if I was on the ground I'd be more concerned about catching a ski to the face. snow is soft...let him fall.
AlwaysRightBoy
2012-02-01 09:55:37 PM
From this pic it looks like the kid is just hotdoggin' it with no poles and dad looks like he's had a little too much lodge beer.
I've been skiing for many years and one thing I always dread when getting on single with the youngins' is a situation like this.
/they tend to squirm a lot
Good for all involved.
Relatively Obscure
2012-02-01 10:28:00 PM
The incident happened on the same day that a young woman died after falling for a chair lift while skiing in Park City, Utah.
Let that be a lesson ladies. Don't love inanimate objects--not even powered ones.
LOL I forgot my kid. Toss him up here.
Apos
2012-02-01 10:55:42 PM
It's
Super Pop
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AlwaysRightBoy
2012-02-01 11:09:20 PM
Relatively Obscure
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-not even powered ones
like that will happen...
Winning
2012-02-01 11:40:39 PM
Don't they put seat belts on those rides?
AlwaysRightBoy
2012-02-02 12:10:17 AM
My best ski lift ever:
AIGUILLE DU MIDI - Chamonix, France
Didn't want to kill myself so I took it back down two levels!
FNG
2012-02-02 12:15:44 AM
Winning
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Don't they put seat belts on those rides?
There are the safety bars but people rarely use them. When I was younger I never did. Now that I'm old and not invincible, I clamp those suckers down as soon as I'm on.
I guess there wasn't enough time or presence of mind to tell the kid to knock off his skis before he got caught by the bystanders. But it worked, so that's awesome.
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2012-02-02 12:19:52 AM
Axel Foley did it first!
phrawgh
2012-02-02 12:20:35 AM
The HERO tag is for the dad, right?
Mock26
2012-02-02 12:22:57 AM
FNG
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Winning: Don't they put seat belts on those rides?
There are the safety bars but people rarely use them. When I was younger I never did. Now that I'm old and not invincible, I clamp those suckers down as soon as I'm on.
I guess there wasn't enough time or presence of mind to tell the kid to knock off his skis before he got caught by the bystanders. But it worked, so that's awesome.
But there are no bars on the ones in the picture!
Safety bars should be mandatory in all states.
Outshined_One
2012-02-02 12:24:30 AM
Do not question Dad Strength.
jaytkay
2012-02-02 12:24:46 AM
White people problems
Gyrfalcon
2012-02-02 12:25:42 AM
Winning
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Don't they put seat belts on those rides?
No.
The danger of getting caught in a belt on the way off the lift is actually greater than the danger of falling. Get one wrapped around you the wrong way, and you'll get dragged at the top.
AlwaysRightBoy
2012-02-02 12:25:53 AM
phrawgh
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The HERO tag is for the dad, right?
Yes, the people at the bottom have seen a streetlight on the pole and are praying.
Fista-Phobia
2012-02-02 12:26:36 AM
And to think kids jumped off lifts to be cool. YARD SALE!
Gonad the Ballbarian
2012-02-02 12:28:03 AM
Oh farking jeebus on a popscicle stick....
Kid would have been fine...
Rock Me Sexy Cheesus
2012-02-02 12:28:58 AM
It could always be worse.
pete1729
2012-02-02 12:32:33 AM
Relatively Obscure
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The incident happened on the same day that a young woman died after falling for a chair lift while skiing in Park City, Utah.
Let that be a lesson ladies. Don't love inanimate objects--not even powered ones.
LOL I forgot my kid. Toss him up here.
... good one.
davidphogan
2012-02-02 12:33:55 AM
I liked the Eagle vs Goat clip I saw in the Lion thread earlier.
wild9
2012-02-02 12:34:42 AM
Gonad the Ballbarian
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Oh farking jeebus on a popscicle stick....
Kid would have been fine...
Yeah, I agree. Into snow, kid would have sustained minor injuries. I jumped off a bridge when I was 14. Fell 20 feet and hit a rock that was underwater. I got the wind knocked out of me and broke my ankle.
humanshrapnel
2012-02-02 12:36:45 AM
Didn't anyone think to use the stretchy orange plastic fence in the foreground as a net?
firefly212
2012-02-02 12:37:11 AM
I like how the article first makes the leap of connecting it to a death in Park City, but then just goes a million miles off course by trying to play six degrees of separation with Sarah Burke. Skiing and snowboarding are as safe (or dangerous) as you make them... good decision making leads to happy outcomes, but Darwin is ever-present.
swingerofbirches
2012-02-02 12:38:01 AM
Is it possible to take off skis without using your hands? Cos I would have been terrified of catching someone wearing skis-it would be far more dangerous than for the person being caught. It was an amazing catch-I wonder if they were planning all along to catch him by his skis like that.
cwsfa
2012-02-02 12:45:25 AM
Snowflake almost met his...
The My Little Pony Killer
2012-02-02 12:46:47 AM
Twenty five feet is hardly life or death, especially since he wouldn't have fallen on his head anyway.
Man On Fire
2012-02-02 12:47:26 AM
swingerofbirches
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Is it possible to take off skis without using your hands
depends on the skis. some you can hit a heel catch and they fall off, but it takes some coordination to do so.
FROGSTOMPER
2012-02-02 12:48:32 AM
humanshrapnel
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Didn't anyone think to use the stretchy orange plastic fence in the foreground as a net?
you're a genius, they could have doubled it up a few times to be sure. That kid and his dad would've felt bad if one of those skis went down someones throat and out their butt.
jingks
2012-02-02 12:49:51 AM
Not trying to be a he-man ITG (well, maybe a little), but that kid doesn't look that heavy. Couldn't he have lifted him back on?
howdoibegin
2012-02-02 12:50:39 AM
Mock26
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FNG: Winning: Don't they put seat belts on those rides?
There are the safety bars but people rarely use them. When I was younger I never did. Now that I'm old and not invincible, I clamp those suckers down as soon as I'm on.
I guess there wasn't enough time or presence of mind to tell the kid to knock off his skis before he got caught by the bystanders. But it worked, so that's awesome.
But there are no bars on the ones in the picture!
Safety bars should be mandatory in all states.
They say that kinda thing about seat belts too, but hey, American's have a right to die in the stupidest and most pointless of ways possible I guess.
HaywoodJablonski
2012-02-02 12:52:07 AM
I saved my cat from sure death by reaching down and grabbing her after slipping from the 2nd floor railing. I'm not sure she truly appreciated my quick reflexes, since all I got in return was a scratched forearm
/csb
drewsclues
2012-02-02 12:52:08 AM
What you call heroism, I call 1%er problems.
orclover
2012-02-02 12:54:23 AM
Geez 25 feet up over soft snow and wearing a helmet? thank god those guys caught him or he might have...uhm...sprained an ankle maybe?
News. Breaking a leg while skiing is not unheard of. Just putting that out there.
austin_millbarge
2012-02-02 12:58:31 AM
How did this article go from a story about a mildly dangerous situation involving a child skier who wasn't even skiing to a story about a pro skier who died while attempting a high speed downhill run?
I hate it when media types try to link completely unrelated events together in desperate attempt to find some sort of pattern involved. And I dont care if they were at the same location. One is completely unrelated to the other.
redmid17
2012-02-02 01:02:45 AM
Mock26
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FNG: Winning: Don't they put seat belts on those rides?
There are the safety bars but people rarely use them. When I was younger I never did. Now that I'm old and not invincible, I clamp those suckers down as soon as I'm on.
I guess there wasn't enough time or presence of mind to tell the kid to knock off his skis before he got caught by the bystanders. But it worked, so that's awesome.
But there are no bars on the ones in the picture!
Safety bars should be mandatory in all states.
If I can ski down a mountain drunk and high without dying, safety bars on a resort controlled, regularly inspected piece of machinery are unnecessary.
Cyclone83
2012-02-02 01:02:45 AM
Relatively Obscure
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The incident happened on the same day that a young woman died after falling for a chair lift while skiing in Park City, Utah.
Let that be a lesson ladies. Don't love inanimate objects--not even powered ones.
LOL I forgot my kid. Toss him up here.
Haha, now that's funny
Good job dad, glad the kid is okay (DNRTFA)
Mock26
2012-02-02 01:03:10 AM
swingerofbirches
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Is it possible to take off skis without using your hands? Cos I would have been terrified of catching someone wearing skis-it would be far more dangerous than for the person being caught. It was an amazing catch-I wonder if they were planning all along to catch him by his skis like that.
Yes, but you need leverage to do it (usually you use your pull to push down on the heel of the binding, but you can use your ski/boot). I seriously doubt he would have been able to do it while dangling like that. He would have to push down with one leg while pulling up with the other.
Doctor Jan Itor
2012-02-02 01:03:23 AM
People still ski?
/It's all ball bearings now
redmid17
2012-02-02 01:05:13 AM
Mock26
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swingerofbirches: Is it possible to take off skis without using your hands? Cos I would have been terrified of catching someone wearing skis-it would be far more dangerous than for the person being caught. It was an amazing catch-I wonder if they were planning all along to catch him by his skis like that.
Yes, but you need leverage to do it (usually you use your pull to push down on the heel of the binding, but you can use your ski/boot). I seriously doubt he would have been able to do it while dangling like that. He would have to push down with one leg while pulling up with the other.
Yeah it's easy enough to do if you're standing and taking your skis off, but I would not want to try it dangling from my father's hand 30 feet above the ground
jingks
2012-02-02 01:07:15 AM
redmid17
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Mock26: swingerofbirches: Is it possible to take off skis without using your hands? Cos I would have been terrified of catching someone wearing skis-it would be far more dangerous than for the person being caught. It was an amazing catch-I wonder if they were planning all along to catch him by his skis like that.
Yes, but you need leverage to do it (usually you use your pull to push down on the heel of the binding, but you can use your ski/boot). I seriously doubt he would have been able to do it while dangling like that. He would have to push down with one leg while pulling up with the other.
Yeah it's easy enough to do if you're standing and taking your skis off, but I would not want to try it dangling from my father's hand 30 feet above the ground
Yeah, if my kid was hanging from a chairlift 40 feet above the ground, the last thing I would be worried about is taking off his skis.
redmid17
2012-02-02 01:09:37 AM
jingks
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redmid17: Mock26: swingerofbirches: Is it possible to take off skis without using your hands? Cos I would have been terrified of catching someone wearing skis-it would be far more dangerous than for the person being caught. It was an amazing catch-I wonder if they were planning all along to catch him by his skis like that.
Yes, but you need leverage to do it (usually you use your pull to push down on the heel of the binding, but you can use your ski/boot). I seriously doubt he would have been able to do it while dangling like that. He would have to push down with one leg while pulling up with the other.
Yeah it's easy enough to do if you're standing and taking your skis off, but I would not want to try it dangling from my father's hand 30 feet above the ground
Yeah, if my kid was hanging from a chairlift 40 feet above the ground, the last thing I would be worried about is taking off his skis.
Well in all fairness my dad is 6" shorter and 50 lbs lighter than me, but the sentiment would stand if I were a kid haha
Bazinga In My Pants
2012-02-02 01:14:48 AM
humanshrapnel
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Didn't anyone think to use the stretchy orange plastic fence in the foreground as a net?
Or those bails of hay?
/Stupid people are stupid.
//The kid woulda been fine if the tard father just dropped him.
///Cheers!
DeathByGeekSquad
2012-02-02 01:17:50 AM
If he wasn't such a Farker, he could've lifted him back up onto the chair easily.
WhiteAndNerdy
2012-02-02 01:18:16 AM
drewsclues
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What you call heroism, I call 1%er problems.
Hey now, for some of us skiing and poverty go hand in hand.
/The 1%ers subsidize us to be sure
Your Average Witty Fark User
2012-02-02 01:20:57 AM
Mock26
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FNG: Winning: Don't they put seat belts on those rides?
There are the safety bars but people rarely use them. When I was younger I never did. Now that I'm old and not invincible, I clamp those suckers down as soon as I'm on.
I guess there wasn't enough time or presence of mind to tell the kid to knock off his skis before he got caught by the bystanders. But it worked, so that's awesome.
But there are no bars on the ones in the picture!
Safety bars should be mandatory in all states.
I've never seen a two seater lift with a lap bar.
UsikFark
2012-02-02 01:21:21 AM
jingks
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Not trying to be a he-man ITG (well, maybe a little), but that kid doesn't look that heavy. Couldn't he have lifted him back on?
kids are heavy.
culebra
2012-02-02 01:23:48 AM
Pffft. Amateurs. real heroes would have formed a human ladder and then proceeded to ski down the mountain
while still in formation
.
studebaker hoch
2012-02-02 01:30:57 AM
Dad once pushed a total stranger out of a ferris wheel.
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