Woo hoo! Bacon thread.

Hmm, they require being a "Lady"......so are there special deportment or other societal rules one must know in the Land of Bacon?

Did someone say bacon?

* A sash and tiara (And you get to keep it!)
* The opportunity to ride on the Bacon Festival float in Des Moines' St. Patrick's Day Parade.
* Two VIP tickets to the SOLD OUT Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival
* $100 Von Maur gift card
* $75 Johnny's Hall of Fame gift card
* Four tickets to see Devon Allman's Honeytribe at People's following the festival


a.k.a. 4-H club.

Three words: no fat chicks!

/kidding.
//bring on the salty happy strips of deliciousness.

I'd pork it.

Yes! That summer I spent making Taco Bell bacon club chalupas will not have been in vain!

On a serious note, does the bacon get eaten after it becomes a baconkini, or does it get tossed?

/would volunteer to eat bacon off of these women.
//just won creepiest post of the morning, I think.

And you thought there wasn't any reason to be in Iowa.

hmm, the blue ribbon bacon festival is sold out. not only sold out, but SOLD OUT!!!!

16 days in advance...

Hector Remarkable: And you thought there wasn't any reason to be in Iowa.

Love Iowa but just can't stand Des Moines.

Which of ye biatches wishes to be my regent? For yeah, verily I am the King of Bacon. Gird your loins in succulent pork flesh if any maiden feels worthy to receive my bacony scepter. For even my scepter is sheathed in the flesh of swine. My body glistens with the drippings of bacon and my golden locks gleam from the pork fat that tames my mane!
Enter into the title as my queen with honor and without trepidation. I will adore thee in slices of pig flesh and all will bow before thy pork-ed raiments and the bacon crown that will adorn your head. My legions of breakfast-eating minions will cheer your name and laud you with slices of crisp, succulent gammon. I will be your pancetta prince, and will love you as my royal consort.
I will cover thee in deliciousness and all will pale at your sizzling beauty. Come to me my porcine lovely, that we may both experience true slices of ecstasy. We will reside in a bacon palace constructed entirely from the underpinnings of swine flesh and the aroma of rashers will fill the air. A homage of sweet fried bacon offered up to very nostrils of the Gods! Bacon will become the sun that warms us, the very air we breathe! If you desire to sit upon this throne with me, gently take my foot into your trembling hand and adorn me with acorns from the woodlands of Iberico.

_{The Dahnkster is all about the bacon threads!}

I think pasta carbonara is the bomb. Does that count?

hipster bacon meme no longer funny. in fact, so unfunny its but a few short months away from hipster ironic acceptance.

you know, for all the right and proper hipster bashing done on fark, this bacon theme is right in their wheelhouse.

Lionel Mandrake: Fista-Phobia: I think pasta carbonara is the bomb. Does that count?

Yes. As does Quiche Lorraine. But all things bacon are pretty sweet.

Nice!

Bomb Head Mohammed: hipster bacon meme no longer funny. in fact, so unfunny its but a few short months away from hipster ironic acceptance.

you know, for all the right and proper hipster bashing done on fark, this bacon theme is right in their wheelhouse.

Do you live your life seeking the acceptance of hipsters? or the acceptance of hipster bashers?

who cares what hipsters find passe? They are just one more group of people for Fark to mock mercilessly based on ill-thought out opinions, like tea-partiers or fat people.

Omahawg: Hector Remarkable: And you thought there wasn't any reason to be in Iowa.

Love Iowa but just can't stand Des Moines.

All I really know of Iowa is what I learned from The Music Man -
Hawkeye Iowa, Dubuque, Des Moines, Davenport, Marshalltown, Mason City, Keokuk, Ames, Clear Lake, Ought to give Iowa a try!

Dahnkster
Which of ye biatches wishes to be my regent? For yeah, verily I am the King of Bacon. Gird your loins in succulent pork flesh if any maiden feels worthy to receive my bacony scepter. For even my scepter is sheathed in the flesh of swine. My body glistens with the drippings of bacon and my golden locks gleam from the pork fat that tames my mane!
Enter into the title as my queen with honor and without trepidation. I will adore thee in slices of pig flesh and all will bow before thy pork-ed raiments and the bacon crown that will adorn your head. My legions of breakfast-eating minions will cheer your name and laud you with slices of crisp, succulent gammon. I will be your pancetta prince, and will love you as my royal consort.
I will cover thee in deliciousness and all will pale at your sizzling beauty. Come to me my porcine lovely, that we may both experience true slices of ecstasy. We will reside in a bacon palace constructed entirely from the underpinnings of swine flesh and the aroma of rashers will fill the air. A homage of sweet fried bacon offered up to very nostrils of the Gods! Bacon will become the sun that warms us, the very air we breathe! If you desire to sit upon this throne with me, gently take my foot into your trembling hand and adorn me with acorns from the woodlands of Iberico.

The Dahnkster is all about the bacon threads!

And as the Internet is such, I'm sure your future queen awaits you with baited breath, and huge tracts of land. It is as if it were to have been foretold so long ago in the days of yore and shiat.

meat0918: I read that as Borg Queen and was thinking "Cosplay thread"?

Bacon thread is okay though.

whatever floats your boat

Hmm, I see a prize list in TFA, but there's no bacon on the list. WTF?

I feel like I should win... I put bacon in pretty much everything. Not just cornbread or stuffed peppers or jalapeno cream cheese, but also chocolate muffins. Bacon and goat cheese chocolate muffins with cayenne stussel on top.

... I dunno ... as much as I LUUURRRRVE bacon, something about this contest is, well ..... not quite Kosher ....

AlwaysRightBoy: chaosweaver: On a serious note, does the bacon get eaten after it becomes a baconkini, or does it get tossed?

/would volunteer to eat bacon off of these women.
//just won creepiest post of the morning, I think.

Are you kidding? I'm ready rub one out with week old bacon grease.
/better?

I defer to your buschemi-esque creepiness, sir

Here I am - I'm yr Bacon Queen!

Interesting. Because she looks more like a lover of sausage.

/ Butter your bacon, boy.

Let me count the ways I will not wait for yer link to load sad yimfist graphics...

*snert*