D) Run him over with the car.

E) Stuff him in the trunk, drive around in circles, and let him out 10 miles away.

I'm surprised no little kid has ever farked with my car. When I was a kid I was a total terror. Not that I believe in karma because I don't, but I just figured kids are always farking with cars.

I'd have to see a tape of the kid to judge this one. The kid kicked dirt on (article says "near") his car and swore at him. Sounds like a major asshole in training. Maybe a bit of pibble baiting would help.

I gotta tell you, I'd really go with the "dangle over the pit bull" thing. And I've got a crappy car.

Problem is, we haven't got any angry chained up pit bulls nearby, and the effort to drag him down to the next block over would probably have me pegged as an evil kidnapper. And when that happens, trying to explain that I'm not kidnapping anyone, just the kid kicked dirt on my car, and I am, quite reasonably, about to dangle the little brat over a chained pit bull to traumatize a little common sense into his evil little two volt brain. But we don't have any pit bulls on the block, so I'm hauling him over to the next block down, where...

So, yeah. Too much trouble. But if I'm on the jury, the poor sap might get a free ride.

F) Throat-punch the little bastard

The more important question, subby, is do you hold him by the leg or by the hair as you dangle him over the pitbull?

My dad did something like that to me when I was about 6.

/Not kidding

kellynoel: skinink: See, his mistake was he let the kid live so he could blab to the authorities.
Next time instead of dogs just keep a pen full of pigs.

*barf*

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My dad did something like that to me when I was about 6.

/Not kidding

See? And you turned out just fine, right? Nothing more than a lesson, hardly news-worthy.

Well, sure, aside from the hobos I kill in rage.

/... Okay, that last part I made up. Still a screwed up thing to do to a kid.