Hmmmm.... Does that include credit card bills? If so, I'm in.

In other news, 18% of Americans haven't had sex in at least 6 months.

Meh, I don't owe anybody any money and my bills are pretty low, I'll pass on that offer.

/Sex with Mrs. Phoenix is just too awesome
//Can't give that up

That is all.

Only 18%?

Erm no. I think my bf is a sexy man beast stud muffin and there's no way I can see that walking around for 6 months without jumping on it.

unfair question

i can't give up that which i havent had in years

/I bet 18% of people are in the situation as me

dahmers love zombie: Um, can I still fap? This is important.

In my case, that would mean giving up nothing for six months in order to have someone else pay my bills for a month. What's the down side?

Bullshiat. Even pedo Catholic Priests can't give up sex though all their bills are paid in perpetuity, so what chance does a godless American heathen have?

Sounds like marriage.

"you get married you go from sex 2-3 times a day, to sex once a week, to once a month, to farking never"

/obscure?

A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!

I call bullsh*t.

I paid someone's bills for years of no sex. It was called "marriage".

I suspect roughly 90% of those who would are not getting laid anyway.

I'd be more interested in the opposite deal. Pay the equivalent of six months worth of bills to have access to one month worth of sex. Though, we'd have to negotiate as to what constitutes a month worth of sex. Sex whenever you want, unlimited? Sex 1-2 times a day every day? Sex 4-5 times a week for 4 weeks? And how hot is my partner for this?

/Really makes you think...

calbert: well somebody owes me for 10 months worth of bills.

LOL and done in one. Well-played sir!

OgreMagi: I paid someone's bills for years of no sex. It was called "marriage".

You're doing "marriage" wrong, then.

OgreMagi: I paid someone's bills for years of no sex. It was called "marriage".

Came in here to say this.

Oh sure, but if I offer to pay someone's bills for a month in exchange for sex, that's "creepy." Whatever, Mrs. quisph.

Arctic Phoenix: Meh, I don't owe anybody any money and my bills are pretty low, I'll pass on that offer.

/Sex with Mrs. Phoenix is just too awesome



Yes, yes it is.

About 51% of Americans are married. Hmmmm.

This is a very complicated question because most of my monthly bills are sex-related.

I'm more interested in the Americans who would give me sex for six months in exchange for paying their bills for one month.

Time was, we just called that "marriage."

Arctic Phoenix: OgreMagi: I paid someone's bills for years of no sex. It was called "marriage".

You're doing "marriage" wrong, then.

I like how you assume it's his choice -- or ever was. I like how I assume he's a guy.

Am I really the - ahem - initial comment - on this thread to mention that a more realistic way to have your bills paid is to have more sex? In a way, you're still getting paid to give up some control over your own sex life.

/ahem - 5318008

That's because with the advent of the internet, sex has become superfluous.

Arctic Phoenix: OgreMagi: I paid someone's bills for years of no sex. It was called "marriage".

You're doing "marriage" wrong, then.

Which is why I am no longer married.

I want to be a sugar daddy. Guaranteed sex with a naive hotty! Awesome. So what is the typical income requirement for this to become reality?

14 months of bills paid would be REALLY nice right now~

Goodfella: That's because with the advent of the internet, sex has become superfluous.


Perhaps, but fapping has become SUPER!

Wow, they either don't value sex enough or they spent so much their bills are way too high.
If you're doing sex right it doesn't cost anything and you don't have time to rack up the bills.

~Good luck

quisph: Oh sure, but if I offer to pay someone's bills for a month in exchange for sex, that's "creepy soliciting a prostitute." Whatever, Mrs. quisph.

FTFY.

Maybe, just maybe, it's this very same lack of valuation skills and forethought that leaves them sexless for five months *after* the rent next comes due?

The richest man in the world

OgreMagi:

I want to be a sugar daddy. Guaranteed sex with a naive hotty! Awesome. So what is the typical income requirement for this to become reality?




First get a black leather couch ...