That may be true, but she sure looks like death warmed over today.

brantgoose: That may be true, but she sure looks like death warmed over today.

Not even that warm

/but she did look good until the day she died

Is there ever a time when she wasn't, as long as she was still drawing breath?

I never knew that she modeled men's dress shirts. ; )

Either that or she lived long enough to wear a mini-dress in the late Sixties, which I'm pretty sure would mean her death was faked.

Put that thing away, farkers.

ZMugg: Headline:

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As a man of less than 40 years, I am incapable of finding grandma hair attractive.

She used to have such a fine figure. I hear she's nothing but sharp knees and stuff, now.

/actually, I like 'em large and small, sharp knee'd/flat and 'big boned' too.

I liked her better as a brunette.

One day, I had a conversation like this:

Mrs. Earguy: "Did you know Marilyn Monroe was a size 10?"

Me: "Yeah, well, she did have a pretty big ass."

Mrs. Earguy: Cold Stare Of Death.

It's a trap, it's always a trap.

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Yup. Maximum trolling indeed.

Cyberluddite: Is there ever a time when she wasn't, as long as she was still drawing breath?

Presumably before she was, say, 15 or 16. Except to pedos.

kingoomieiii:

As a man of less than 40 years, I am incapable of finding grandma hair attractive.

You're looking at her hair?!?!?!

Osomatic: Cyberluddite: Is there ever a time when she wasn't, as long as she was still drawing breath?

Presumably before she was, say, 15 or 16. Except to pedos.

kingoomieiii:

As a man of less than 40 years, I am incapable of finding grandma hair attractive.

You're looking at her hair?!?!?!

Not anymore, page is closed.
I endorse this headline 100%. The idea of men fawning over her always gave me the impression that the universe had been holding back most of the stock of actual pretty women until the mid-70's.

/they see me half-sincerely trollin'

Osomatic: Cyberluddite: Is there ever a time when she wasn't, as long as she was still drawing breath?

Presumably before she was, say, 15 or 16. Except to pedos.

There are enough photos of her around when she was 12 or 13 to suggest that the rumors of her being molested in foster care are probably, tragically, true. She developed early.

Whatthefark: tomo12144: Last time some "unpublished pictures" of her came out I noticed that she had perfect teeth. It's wasn't like all the stars today where they're all verneered and whitened, they were legitimate perfect teeth. I was impressed.

Real teeth, real boobs, real everything. Heck, she's probably sporting a bush that could hide a small dog too. They didn't have the cosmetic enhancement options like we do today.

It makes her that much hotter.

At least one biography of her noted that she dyed her pubic hair platinum to match her coiffure. Whether or not that makes her more or less hot depends on, well, you.

I find her to be one of the most fascinating women of the 20th century and have 8 or 10 biographic/photo books of her within arm's reach. Part of it is the physical genuine perfection that Whatthefark alluded to; part of it her horrendous background and resulting personality flaws; part of it is her genuine comedic talent. I'm not sure they make 'em like that any more, and if they do, they wouldn't survive the current system of "fame". She survived as long as she did in part because she had a studio system to protect her and a press that was limited in what they could do and say.