Agent Leatherface, FBI.

vudukungfu: Good way to get shot in a state where you can carry guns.
Too bad they didn't try an unannounced entry in Vermont.
Or are they not even that stupid?

They only do this in states where guns aren't readily available?
that and frighten scientists into commiting suicide.

Such big brave men.
Such heros.

So much this. My plans for anyone attempting to break down the door to my castle involve several unannounced rounds of .45 acp and 30-30 in their general direction.

vudukungfu: Good way to get shot in a state where you can carry guns.

I am not one of those guys who hates the police and wishes them ill just on general principle, but there is a part of me that wants to see this happen often enough that police stop to think a little bit about the wisdom on no-knock raids.

Hell, any gang of home invading robbers can yell "police" before barging in to your house and most people these days would fall for it. As I see gang activity go up in my neighborhood, this scenario concerns me more and more.

The cops should have to positively identify themselves before entering any private residence, the rare instance of bags of cocaine getting flushed down the toilet be damned.

It's not safe for the citizens of the country, and (not to ITG) if they fark up and try it at my house, I'm afraid it's going to be a tragedy for more than one family

I don't want to shoot anybody, especially not a cop doing what they think is their job, but every citizen in the country should be confident that if someone is breaking in to their house at 3am they are bad people intending to do you and your family harm and you should come out of the bedroom guns blazing.

And no, I'm not some right wing gun nut, I am liberal peacenik who believes in having the ability to defend himself and his family.

Calmamity: vudukungfu: Good way to get shot in a state where you can carry guns.

I am not one of those guys who hates the police and wishes them ill just on general principle, but there is a part of me that wants to see this happen often enough that police stop to think a little bit about the wisdom on no-knock raids.

And as soon as it happens, the cops would put down the chainsaw and open up with return fire, most likely killing everyone inside.

Yeah, I know, timujin. That's the fu*king problem.

If a chainsaw started coming through my front door I would probably start shooting. I mean, it's f*cking unlocked, assholes.

timujin: Calmamity: vudukungfu: Good way to get shot in a state where you can carry guns.

I am not one of those guys who hates the police and wishes them ill just on general principle, but there is a part of me that wants to see this happen often enough that police stop to think a little bit about the wisdom on no-knock raids.

And as soon as it happens, the cops would put down the chainsaw and open up with return fire, most likely killing everyone inside.

I imagine that they will be dragging the chainsaw operater off first. Bullet proof armor does not apply to most hunting rounds. Then again, if you notice, historically, those barrages of bullets from the police do not generally happen when they are under fire. They generally pull back a bit initially.

timujin: Calmamity: vudukungfu: Good way to get shot in a state where you can carry guns.

I am not one of those guys who hates the police and wishes them ill just on general principle, but there is a part of me that wants to see this happen often enough that police stop to think a little bit about the wisdom on no-knock raids.

And as soon as it happens, the cops would put down the chainsaw and open up with return fire, most likely killing everyone inside.

Yes, but the millions they'd lose in the wrongful death/negligence lawsuits would probably make them pay a bit more attention.

Holy hell, I can't even imagine what would happen if someone chainsawed a door here. Everybody is armed!

timujin: Calmamity: vudukungfu: Good way to get shot in a state where you can carry guns.

I am not one of those guys who hates the police and wishes them ill just on general principle, but there is a part of me that wants to see this happen often enough that police stop to think a little bit about the wisdom on no-knock raids.

And as soon as it happens, the cops would put down the chainsaw and open up with return fire, most likely killing everyone inside.

If you're ever attacked with a chainsaw through the door, throw a molotov and offski out the window.

This plan gets more manly the higher up your apartment is.

Yeah, I can guarantee you that if someone began sawing through my front door, they'd be dodging .357 rounds.



/this is now a gun porn thread

brerrabbit: I imagine that they will be dragging the chainsaw operater off first. Bullet proof armor does not apply to most hunting rounds. Then again, if you notice, historically, those barrages of bullets from the police do not generally happen when they are under fire. They generally pull back a bit initially.

not Atlanta cops. A few years ago they busted into an old lady's house on a drug raid (wrong house whoops) and she was scared as hell and armed so shot at what she thought were home invaders. They killed her.

Roook: brerrabbit: I imagine that they will be dragging the chainsaw operater off first. Bullet proof armor does not apply to most hunting rounds. Then again, if you notice, historically, those barrages of bullets from the police do not generally happen when they are under fire. They generally pull back a bit initially.

not Atlanta cops. A few years ago they busted into an old lady's house on a drug raid (wrong house whoops) and she was scared as hell and armed so shot at what she thought were home invaders. They killed her.

IIRC she was in her eighties, almost blind and was shooting a revolver. From a police standpoint, I guess that would be a tactical victory.

I imagine after she ran out of ammo they shot her and sprinkled crack on her. How many years are those pigs doing? I don't recall exactly but I do remember that they were convicted.

Someday, when I'm rich, I'm gonna have a house built so farkin' bulletproof that everyone will think I must be doing something illegal inside.

Calmamity:
The cops should have to positively identify themselves before entering any private residence, the rare instance of bags of cocaine getting flushed down the toilet be damned.
.

I've always wondered why they don't just shut the water supply right before knocking. I mean, if it's enough drugs that it's worth busting in and potentially killing people for, it's gonna take more than one flush.

Zombie-proof House

/Would like to see an alphabet-soup-agency try to use a chainsaw on that house.

If I hear a chainsaw at my door...

That sounds like a good way to end up dead. Both me and my roommate own guns. Said guns are in apartment. I know if a chainsaw started coming through the door I'd have my handgun loaded real fast and rounds would start going through the door. I'm pretty certain my roommate would not hesitate to open fire as well.

I mean, a chainsaw through the front door? That's just asking for it. When did escalating a situation from "Flush the goods" to "I'm gonna be hacked to pieces by a chainsaw-wielding madman" become a good idea?

And how did they need to hold her at gunpoint for 30 minutes? Farking how?