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brigid_fitch

2012-02-01 01:15:35 PM

Inconceivable!

/...that I won't buy these!

FloydA

2012-02-01 01:16:40 PM

Neat idea. Is the wine any good?

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-02-01 01:19:15 PM

"Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

2012-02-01 01:19:36 PM

Dunno, I've been told to never go up against a Sicilian, when death is on the wine.

brigid_fitch

2012-02-01 01:33:54 PM

Meh, they could both be bad. Luckily, I've spent the last few years building up an immunity to bad wine.

2wolves

2012-02-01 01:36:45 PM

I have to wonder how much the licensing cost them.

Quasar

2012-02-01 01:46:10 PM

Oh my god.

I will require Fezzik's gentle treatment of my hangover.

AdolfOliverPanties

2012-02-01 02:06:07 PM

Local Man

2012-02-01 03:36:18 PM

Loves me some Austin!

/and the Drafthouse

Di Atribe

2012-02-01 04:05:16 PM

You're trying to trick me into giving away something. Won't work.

Dead for Tax Reasons

2012-02-01 04:16:52 PM

now with extra iocane powder!

slapmastered

2012-02-01 04:17:50 PM

Di Atribe: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. Won't work.

It HAS worked! You've given EVERYTHING away! I know where the poison is!

/What in the WORLD can that be?!?

angstycoder

2012-02-01 04:22:49 PM

Hrm. I guess that might be one way to spend valentine's day.

Cybernetic

2012-02-01 04:27:01 PM

I was not hired for my brains.

/Hippopotamic land mass

dragonchild

2012-02-01 04:35:01 PM

FloydA: Neat idea. Is the wine any good?

It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadlier poisons known to man.

M0nkeyp0x

2012-02-01 04:38:38 PM

farked?

degenerate-afro

2012-02-01 04:43:18 PM

Damn you subby, I was trying to think of a "Sicilian when death is on the line" headline when I saw yours. So much simpler.

/shakes tiny fist

ChubbyTiger

2012-02-01 04:45:23 PM

M0nkeyp0x: farked?

Odd. I don't remember that line from the movie.

kwyjibo2007

2012-02-01 04:54:37 PM

I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

kwyjibo2007

2012-02-01 04:55:19 PM

But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

socodog

2012-02-01 04:56:18 PM

Wow. So topical and relevant.

DORMAMU

2012-02-01 05:07:54 PM

...Is from australia and australia is full of criminals...

Calm Down You Spaz

2012-02-01 05:29:56 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: now with extra iocane powder!

Good thing I've spent the last few years developing a tolerance

Kann

2012-02-01 05:32:26 PM

//Was at the Clifffs of Insanity (Cliffs of Moher) last week so I'm getting...
//yes I quoted PB while I was there.

DecemberNitro

2012-02-01 05:34:52 PM

As you wished, I got involved in a land war in Asia with a six-fingered man named R.O.U.S.

divx88

2012-02-01 05:50:05 PM

Stop that and I mean it!

chemrebel

2012-02-01 05:52:02 PM

Anybody want a peanut?

spexandwally

2012-02-01 06:25:38 PM

So close, how about...

"Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the vine"

RogermcAllen

2012-02-01 06:59:34 PM

Why would a bottle of wit contain wine and not a Belgian wheat beer?

/inconceivable

jimb213

2012-02-01 07:09:10 PM

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means...

Dog Welder

2012-02-01 07:18:47 PM

Will they serve the wine with a nice M.L.T.? (Hopefully the mutton will be nice and lean.)

Ted Haggard's Poop-Stained Replicock

2012-02-01 07:25:18 PM

socodog: Wow. So topical and relevant.

Forget it, socodog, you're out of your element!

Gonad the Ballbarian

2012-02-01 07:37:52 PM

I smell nothing...

darthdrafter

2012-02-01 07:59:24 PM

But I just want the iocane powder. I can add it to wine on my own.

taoistlumberjak

2012-02-01 08:00:55 PM

Can you only be satisfied if you drink the wine left handed?

loonatic112358

2012-02-01 08:35:56 PM

Will there be surplus of perfect breasts of the world in attendance?

WyDave

2012-02-01 09:51:32 PM

Dog Welder: Will they serve the wine with a nice M.L.T.? (Hopefully the mutton will be nice and lean.)

Yes, they will.

Link (new window)

Mister Peejay

2012-02-01 11:55:48 PM

brigid_fitch: Meh, they could both be bad. Luckily, I've spent the last few years building up an immunity to bad wine.

*golfclap*

/Princess Bride sucked.
/obscure?

untaken_name

2012-02-02 01:33:05 AM

Have fun stormin' the castle!

Valarius

2012-02-02 07:55:31 AM

Meh. Last time I got drunk on this stuff, I ended up in a land war with Southeast Asia.

/they won

Celester

2012-02-02 08:16:31 AM

untaken_name: Have fun stormin' the castle!

Think it'll work?

dragonchild

2012-02-02 08:22:02 AM

Celester: Think it'll work?

It'll take a greenlight.

/ BYEEE!

mikelepage

2012-02-02 08:52:49 AM

Celester: untaken_name: Have fun stormin' the castle!

Think it'll work?

It'd take a miracle...

dj_spanmaster

2012-02-02 10:37:33 AM

I would consider going on a one-time date to the Feast, but I don't live in any of those places.

I Like Bread

2012-02-02 04:41:10 PM

I'd go to this festival, but I have a marriage to arrange, a wife to murder, and Gilder to blame for it. I'm swamped!

brianbankerus

2012-02-02 10:41:50 PM

2wolves: I have to wonder how much the licensing cost them.

None. Doesn't say Princess Bride on it anywhere.

Gonad the Ballbarian

2012-02-03 12:14:00 PM

brianbankerus: 2wolves: I have to wonder how much the licensing cost them.

None. Doesn't say Princess Bride on it anywhere.

Yes it does.

Its says "Alamo Drafthouse &The Princess Bride" in the red bar at the bottom of the label.

brianbankerus

2012-02-03 02:53:46 PM

Gonad the Ballbarian: Its says "Alamo Drafthouse &The Princess Bride" in the red bar at the bottom of the label.

If you wanna get all technical.

Gonad the Ballbarian

2012-02-03 09:17:15 PM

brianbankerus: Gonad the Ballbarian: Its says "Alamo Drafthouse &The Princess Bride" in the red bar at the bottom of the label.

If you wanna get all technical.

*copyright Nazi...

;)

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