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fusillade762
2012-02-01 06:02:10 PM
In other news, Cyberdyne Systems awarded drone contract, Yoyodyne scores NASA propulsion deal.
Surool
2012-02-01 06:02:55 PM
Don't let the frakkin' toasters take over!
kevstercsu
2012-02-01 06:03:06 PM
I'd have no problem shoving them out an airlock.
DeadGeek
2012-02-01 06:03:32 PM
Spanky3woods
2012-02-01 06:07:10 PM
DeadGeek
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[redeyerogue.com image 600x750]
Ah yes, the delectable Boomer / Six sandwich. Yum!
Spanky3woods
2012-02-01 06:08:47 PM
Frak!
Read TFA and it's about some company with a cool name not about 6' tall, gorgeous blonds who frak you and then get you to give up access to the defense computers.
Yes, I would give them up and so would you
intelligent comment below
2012-02-01 06:09:41 PM
If you look at human's actions through the years, especially in regards to other life on earth and fellow humans; it shouldn't be a surprise to realize that we are the Cylon's of the universe.
HotIgneous Intruder
2012-02-01 06:11:37 PM
These corporate guys don't watch television, do they?
Ed Finnerty
2012-02-01 06:13:03 PM
Set phasers to shock.
MusicMakeMyHeadPound
2012-02-01 06:14:14 PM
The contract with the Raleigh Convention Centre in North Carolina will involve Cylon applying its cloud-based real-time energy management technology to centrally monitor and analyse the US facility's energy consumption remotely
That's interesting, but what I really want to know is if they'll be able to leverage one-to-one synergy while hashing out cost effective core competencies and actively making quantum leaps in value-add and buy-in.
/the writer of TFA should be strangled to death for their own good
Shedim
2012-02-01 06:17:46 PM
fusillade762
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In other news, Cyberdyne Systems awarded drone contract, Yoyodyne scores NASA propulsion deal.
I'd be more concerned about the vaccination supply contracts being awarded to Umbrella Corporation.
ZMugg
2012-02-01 06:19:03 PM
DeadGeek
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[redeyerogue.com image 600x750]
Wants a recount.
Richard_The_Clown
2012-02-01 06:20:30 PM
I grew up on the original BSG but never gave the remake a chance. I just started watching it last week. Thank the gods of Kobol for Netflix.
angstycoder
2012-02-01 06:26:48 PM
MusicMakeMyHeadPound
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That's interesting, but what I really want to know is if they'll be able to leverage one-to-one synergy while hashing out cost effective core competencies and actively making quantum leaps in value-add and buy-in.
I think I have a new pick-up line now...
Thanks for the Meme-ries
2012-02-01 06:28:45 PM
Spanky3woods
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Frak!
Read TFA and it's about some company with a cool name not about 6' tall, gorgeous blonds who frak you and then get you to give up access to the defense computers.
Yes, I would give them up and so would you
GUITLY!
Arcturus72
2012-02-01 06:29:18 PM
If they look like 6 and Boomer, I, for one, welcome our new Cylon overlords...
Come on, how can I be first on this comment?
fusillade762
2012-02-01 06:33:42 PM
Shedim
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fusillade762: In other news, Cyberdyne Systems awarded drone contract, Yoyodyne scores NASA propulsion deal.
I'd be more concerned about the vaccination supply contracts being awarded to Umbrella Corporation.
And those legal briefs from Wolfram & Hart.
funk_soul_bubby
2012-02-01 06:37:23 PM
Cyclone monitor
HoratioGates
2012-02-01 06:37:36 PM
I was standing at a urinal once. I looked over to my right (it's okay, the wall was to my right, I wasn't breaking any urinal etiquette rules). There on the wall was a thermostat that read 'Johnson Controls'. I gave them a turn, and sure enough, my Johnson veered right. I turned them back and it veered left again.
I'm sure glad they weren't testing my pee. It was all legal, but I was on so much Prozac and Hydrocodone that it would have ended up in the textbooks.
baronbloodbath
2012-02-01 06:39:41 PM
BY YOUR COMMAND.....
jake3_14
2012-02-01 06:52:24 PM
I don't recognize that skin job model.
mark12A
2012-02-01 06:59:33 PM
Baltar didn't age well...
JustHereForThePics
2012-02-01 07:24:05 PM
Richard_The_Clown
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I grew up on the original BSG but never gave the remake a chance. I just started watching it last week. Thank the gods of Kobol for Netflix.
Check back in with us after you finish season 3
//I once had high hopes like you...
sarah_t_s
2012-02-01 07:45:10 PM
I do not want a teenager with daddy issues monitoring my electricity usage thank you very much.
Needlessly Complicated
2012-02-01 07:54:32 PM
Richard_The_Clown
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I grew up on the original BSG but never gave the remake a chance. I just started watching it last week. Thank the gods of Kobol for Netflix.
The new BSG is awesome.
Stay away from "Caprica," though.
imgod2u
2012-02-01 07:56:15 PM
sarah_t_s
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I do not want a teenager with daddy issues monitoring my electricity usage thank you very much.
It's your own damn fault for not stopping after the abortion of an ending for BSG.
StrikitRich
2012-02-01 07:58:15 PM
These humans are not using compact florescent light bulbs. Fire aft mega lasers.
smokinbuddha
2012-02-01 08:01:12 PM
So why does a contract to monitor US energy go to a company in Dublin?
There taking our jobs@!
smokinbuddha
2012-02-01 08:02:26 PM
Sorry...there're jobs. Don't want to get the grammar nazies starting.
BumpInTheNight
2012-02-01 08:08:26 PM
I thought I'd try out the sims 3 the other day...
/Surprise surprise Baltar and Caprica Six were banging like rabbits within the first two days.
Tennozan
2012-02-01 08:09:05 PM
smokinbuddha
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Sorry...there're jobs. Don't want to get the grammar nazies starting.
Thier're. Sometimes ya just gotta do shiate yerself.
newmilpan
2012-02-01 08:16:57 PM
MusicMakeMyHeadPound
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The contract with the Raleigh Convention Centre in North Carolina will involve Cylon applying its cloud-based real-time energy management technology to centrally monitor and analyse the US facility's energy consumption remotely
That's interesting, but what I really want to know is if they'll be able to leverage one-to-one synergy while hashing out cost effective core competencies and actively making quantum leaps in value-add and buy-in.
/the writer of TFA should be strangled to death for their own good
THIS
spiral_fishcake
2012-02-01 08:24:51 PM
This guy isn't good looking enough to be a cylon...
IXI Jim IXI
2012-02-01 08:37:52 PM
spiral_fishcake
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This guy isn't good looking enough to be a cylon...
They're supposed to blend in with humans. I wonder if that's the Republican model
KrispyKritter
2012-02-01 08:39:43 PM
did not expect a nerd convention thread. WTG Sheldon. TFA reeks of the rolling energy black-outs that are to become part of merican life and you reference sci-fi titbits. making it a little too easy for the overlords.
/soylent green
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-02-01 08:43:09 PM
The rumored model #13 was scrapped due to underwhelming demand.
MBooda
2012-02-01 08:55:48 PM
Rather appropriate he should show up now...
/sure we'll see more of him
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-02-01 08:57:41 PM
Did you find that image using Bing?
angelwolf65
2012-02-01 09:07:09 PM
smokinbuddha
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Sorry...there're jobs. Don't want to get the grammar nazies starting.
FAIL
gerbilpox
2012-02-01 09:41:12 PM
I can't think of Cylons as other than toasters with sliding-light eyes. Terminators, maybe.
gerbilpox
2012-02-01 09:46:08 PM
A.K.A. suburban robots monitoring reality
DeerNuts
2012-02-01 10:44:03 PM
Richard_The_Clown
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I grew up on the original BSG but never gave the remake a chance. I just started watching it last week. Thank the gods of Kobol for Netflix.
So say we all.
limboslam
2012-02-01 11:01:18 PM
"How ya like me now, biatches? WAT UP?"
DarkVader
2012-02-01 11:01:55 PM
Ugh.
The '80s series was fun in its own cheesy way.
But the new one? A few good episodes, then it went to absolute shiat. It got so incredibly stupid so quickly that I never even finished the first season.
And when I heard about the ending? I'm glad I never bothered. I'd have been REALLY pissed.
Richard_The_Clown
2012-02-01 11:24:57 PM
Saw that pic and had to do it. Had to...
DeepDownHounds
2012-02-01 11:57:25 PM
MBooda
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Rather appropriate he should show up now...
/sure we'll see more of him
Ned? Ned Ryerson?
The Irresponsible Captain
2012-02-02 11:53:24 AM
They Cylon used the word "Cylon" a whole Cylon lot in the article.
/Cylon
h0tsauce
2012-02-02 02:51:19 PM
Richard_The_Clown
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I grew up on the original BSG but never gave the remake a chance. I just started watching it last week. Thank the gods of Kobol for Netflix.
The original, it turns out, doesn't really pass the test of time all that well. Last I checked it was on Hulu if you want see for yourself.
/Most of my childhood favorites don't.
Richard_The_Clown
2012-02-02 08:42:44 PM
h0tsauce
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Richard_The_Clown: I grew up on the original BSG but never gave the remake a chance. I just started watching it last week. Thank the gods of Kobol for Netflix.
The original, it turns out, doesn't really pass the test of time all that well. Last I checked it was on Hulu if you want see for yourself.
/Most of my childhood favorites don't.
Actually I thought it held up quite nicely. The special effects were a lot better than those on shows like Space: 1999 and of course Doctor Who. And it has its cheese, but I can get over that and enjoy. In fact I was watching the original last week when I realized I never saw the remake. So I decided to give that a shot. Just started season two.
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