Okay but we get to vote for gay marriage for my birthday, because I think that would be super special.

Holy crap.
My 10 yr old is smarter than this kid.

I hope Jesus takes a dump on her head.

Earpj: Holy crap.
My 10 yr old is smarter than this kid.

My 8 year old is smarter. And he's a cat.

I hope her first husband cheats on her with a dude.

Who the fark thought that letting a 14 year old testify would enlighten this situation at all?

What a good little Christian.

It's so immeasurably sad to witness children who carry this much hate with them as they enter the world.

sweetmelissa31:

My 8 year old is smarter. And he's a cat.

Well, cat's can be quite bright.

ginandbacon: It's so immeasurably sad to witness children who carry this much hate with them as they enter the world.

She doesn't sound filled with hate. An amusing and almost adorable childlike ignorance that bodes ill for her ability to handle the real world, yes.

Of course she's homeschooled.

She's farking retarded.

Quasar: ginandbacon: It's so immeasurably sad to witness children who carry this much hate with them as they enter the world.

She doesn't sound filled with hate. An amusing and almost adorable childlike ignorance that bodes ill for her ability to handle the real world, yes.

No, that's hate. It sound less vile from the mouth of a child, but it is hate.

sweetmelissa31: Okay but we get to vote for gay marriage for my birthday, because I think that would be super special.

Well, you ARE super special. But, you live in Godless Taxachusetts where the minions of Satan already have won this fight, even with Mittens in office to sign off on it. You are free to kiss all the girls you want. Though, to be fair, if you photographed them, you might see your profile counter blow up...

To topic though:

Explain to me, O Brave Pioneers, what someone else's marriage, in a church of their choosing, has to do with YOUR marriage?

Don't want a gay marriage? Don't have one.

And reposted, for relevance...

Top Ten Reasons to Make Gay Marriage Illegal

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

hubiestubert: Well, you ARE super special. But, you live in Godless Taxachusetts where the minions of Satan already have won this fight, even with Mittens in office to sign off on it. You are free to kiss all the girls you want. Though, to be fair, if you photographed them, you might see your profile counter blow up...

I actually moved to less-godless-but-still-basically-godless Rhode Island. I see you're back in Taxachusetts, though.

NowhereMon: Who the fark thought that letting a 14 year old testify would enlighten this situation at all?

A bigot.

If the same words came out of the mouth of an adult, everyone would see how blatantly vile and hateful it was.

Imagine an adult saying "oh please deny those queermosexyals their rights, because it would be, like, the bestest birthday present ever!" You would laugh in their face and tell them to f**k off.

But when a kid says it, you might think "oh how cute, a bigot-lett."

The bigots realize that they can use their kids to spout their hateful drivel, even though they would be mocked if they said the same things themselves. That's why they brainwash their kids in the first place.

sweetmelissa31: I actually moved to less-godless-but-still-basically-godless Rhode Island. I see you're back in Taxachusetts, though.

I did. Be looking at Upstate New York in a little bit.

*snaps fingers*

There goes stalking our favorite Jewess. Congrats on the PhD, albeit late.

Prime example of why kids shouldn't be home schooled.

hubiestubert: There goes stalking our favorite Jewess. Congrats on the PhD, albeit late.

Thanks! How are you liking Greenfield? I used to like going to the main part of town, but there are also a lot of shady people there. Last time I was there I witnessed a bum fight. /end threadjack

sweetmelissa31: hubiestubert: There goes stalking our favorite Jewess. Congrats on the PhD, albeit late.

Thanks! How are you liking Greenfield? I used to like going to the main part of town, but there are also a lot of shady people there. Last time I was there I witnessed a bum fight. /end threadjack

It is essentially a college town, and sort of quiet. The Inn is closed because of Irene, so I'm casting around for gigs around Rochester. Is nice to be back in civilization after Phoenix and the wilds of Colorado. It was gorgeous, but that side of the country be crazy...

//NOW the end of the threadjack. Can we laugh at bigots still?

FloydA: NowhereMon: Who the fark thought that letting a 14 year old testify would enlighten this situation at all?

A bigot.

If the same words came out of the mouth of an adult, everyone would see how blatantly vile and hateful it was.

Imagine an adult saying "oh please deny those queermosexyals their rights, because it would be, like, the bestest birthday present ever!" You would laugh in their face and tell them to f**k off.

But when a kid says it, you might think "oh how cute, a bigot-lett."

The bigots realize that they can use their kids to spout their hateful drivel, even though they would be mocked if they said the same things themselves. That's why they brainwash their kids in the first place.

Exactly. This is the exact same thing an adult of her views would say, but from them you realize how theocratic and authoritarian it would sound:
" don't want any more kids to get confused about what's right and OK."


"People have the choice to be gay, but I don't want to be affected by their choice," Sarah continued. "People say they were just born that way, but I've met really nice adults who did change."

"So, please vote no on gay marriage."

NowhereMon: Who the fark thought that letting a 14 year old testify would enlighten this situation at all?

Conservatives at the same intellectual level of a 14 year old?

ginandbacon: It's so immeasurably sad to witness children who carry this much hate with them as they enter the world.

Basically, this.

sweetmelissa31: hubiestubert: Well, you ARE super special. But, you live in Godless Taxachusetts where the minions of Satan already have won this fight, even with Mittens in office to sign off on it. You are free to kiss all the girls you want. Though, to be fair, if you photographed them, you might see your profile counter blow up...

I actually moved to less-godless-but-still-basically-godless Rhode Island. I see you're back in Taxachusetts, though.

I thought I heard Rhode Island was surprisingly God-y in the stories about the teenage atheist who the whole state hates.

Magorn: "People have the choice to be gay, but I don't want to be affected by their choice," Sarah continued. "People say they were just born that way, but I've met really nice adults who did change."

"So, please vote no on gay marriage."

"People have the choice to be conservative, but I don't want to be affected by their choice," RminusQ continued. "People say they were just born that way, but I've met really nice adults who did change."

"So, please vote no on Republican suffrage."

/makes almost as much sense

sweetmelissa31: I actually moved to less-godless-but-still-basically-godless Rhode Island. I see you're back in Taxachusetts, though.

Rhode Island is pretty damn godless. I mean have you BEEN to Cheater's?

Jackson Herring: Rhode Island is pretty damn godless. I mean have you BEEN to Cheater's?

I always wondered who went there, considering it's right next to the city dump. I guess now I know...

Magorn:

Exactly. This is the exact same thing an adult of her views would say, but from them you realize how theocratic and authoritarian it would sound:
" don't want any more kids to get confused about what's right and OK."


"People have the choice to be gay, but I don't want to be affected by their choice," Sarah continued. "People say they were just born that way, but I've met really nice adults who did change."

"So, please vote no on gay marriage."


What continues to amaze me is that these bigots are under the impression that preventing gay marriage will somehow prevent gay sex. The arguments against gay marriage (at least the ones that are at all coherent) all seem to be linked to sexual activity, which is bizarre.

Gays are going to have gay sex, whether they are married or not.

(In fact, if the experience of straights is any indication, opponents of gay sex should support gay marriage!)

RminusQ: "People have the choice to be conservative, but I don't want to be affected by their choice," RminusQ continued. "People say they were just born that way, but I've met really nice adults who did change."

sweetmelissa31: I always wondered who went there, considering it's right next to the city dump. I guess now I know...

Hey what are you trying to say

sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: Rhode Island is pretty damn godless. I mean have you BEEN to Cheater's?

I always wondered who went there, considering it's right next to the city dump. I guess now I know...

PS: there is a strip club/hotel in downtown Providence. I walked passed it once and saw a man parked in front of it, masturbating in his car.

sweetmelissa31: PS: there is a strip club/hotel in downtown Providence. I walked passed it once and saw a man parked in front of it, masturbating in his car.

Wow. Life is comparatively boring out here in the country. Sometimes I see cows out my living room window. The cows are not masturbating.

Jackson Herring: sweetmelissa31: PS: there is a strip club/hotel in downtown Providence. I walked passed it once and saw a man parked in front of it, masturbating in his car.

Wow. Life is comparatively boring out here in the country. Sometimes I see cows out my living room window. The cows are not masturbating.


It must be awful to not have opposable thumbs.

MBK: Of course she's homeschooled.

She's farking retarded.

I bet she winds up teen pregnant...

FloydA: It must be awful to not have opposable thumbs.

Can you even imagine?

Jackson Herring: sweetmelissa31: PS: there is a strip club/hotel in downtown Providence. I walked passed it once and saw a man parked in front of it, masturbating in his car.

Wow. Life is comparatively boring out here in the country. Sometimes I see cows out my living room window. The cows are not masturbating.

So you're saying you decided to take a foray into the city?

Y'all African-Americans are postin in a troll thread

sweetmelissa31: So you're saying you decided to take a foray into the city?

You didn't notice me waving at you with my free hand?

It's my birthday recently. I would like it very much if the legislature legalizes homicide. That would be the best birthday present ever.

YoungSwedishBlonde: Ahhh I love this tactic from the right. Let a child spew their ignorant bullshiat and then act surprised and appalled when people would "have the audacity to attack a child" for having such a ridiculously dumb view.

Remember when conservatives attacked the kid for schooling Michele Bachmann?

RexTalionis: It's my birthday recently. I would like it very much if the legislature legalizes homicide. That would be the best birthday present ever.

In case anyone's wondering, I'm not advocating harming the kid. I'm just pointing out how stupid it sounds when you ask people to change laws because it's your birthday.

Brainwashed by her religious nut parents and home schooled. She has no idea how other people live.

Walker: Brainwashed by her religious nut parents and home schooled. She has no idea how other people live.

Well, she does seem to know that having two sodomites for parents is really, really bad and she feels really, really sorry for those poor kids who do. I'm still not sure I understand how this would be somehow worse if those sodomite parents were able to get married, but I'm sure that she could clearly explain it to us with the kind of flawless logic she's already exhibited.

"People have the choice to be gay, but I don't want to be affected by their choice."

That's deep.

People have the choice to be gay.

And I do not want to be affected by their choice.

However.

Homophobes do not have the choice to be homophobes.

Homosexuals must be affected by that choice.