They didn't FEEL 'tardy...

Hot sauce would make me eat crayons. More crayons.

HERO

What? It works with my poodle. He's about as smart as some of the retards I have to teach.

/sorry, SPEDs
//SPUDs?
///potato

Before I clicked the link, I thought the headline was some kind of strange sexual euphemism.

Man, I would have loved that if my teacher did that. But, how many kids are chili heads, these days? Wimps. All of them.

/probably used some cut rate brand, from the dollar store.

It's a cultural thing. In Gomez' culture, spicy wax is considered a delicacy.

Bite the wax tadpole.

Yeah, I fail to see a problem with this really.

It's basically a food item

Parents put that chemical on kids' fingers to get them to stop biting their nails. I'm having trouble seeing how this is so significantly different that she should get fired for it.

Unless it was something crazy, like Dave's Ultimate Insanity, it's not exactly going to traumatize the kid, there will be no lasting effects.

TRAUMATIZED!!! SCARRED FOR LIFE!!

Think of the childrens!

hallotavagyna: It's basically a food item

Wins the thread!

Tomahawk513: Parents put that chemical on kids' fingers to get them to stop biting their nails. I'm having trouble seeing how this is so significantly different that she should get fired for it.

Unless it was something crazy, like Dave's Ultimate Insanity, it's not exactly going to traumatize the kid, there will be no lasting effects.

Not from the sauce itself, but maybe when Downy Jr. tries to rip his tongue out of his head because he doesn't know how else to respond...

1. As someone who enjoys spicy food I get irritated to hear hot sauce is being used as a deterant.

2. On the surface at least, this sounds like a pretty innovative solution.

//I wonder if a pet training spray like bitter apple would have been a better choice.

This doesn't seem that wrong. So, the parents would rather the kids eat crayons?

\Don't want to live on this planet anymore.jpg

LMFAO!! XD

Loaf's Tray: They didn't FEEL 'tardy...

The comments to the article are infinitely more amusing than the story is.

Oerath: Yeah, I fail to see a problem with this really.

Tomahawk513: Parents put that chemical on kids' fingers to get them to stop biting their nails. I'm having trouble seeing how this is so significantly different that she should get fired for it.

Unless it was something crazy, like Dave's Ultimate Insanity, it's not exactly going to traumatize the kid, there will be no lasting effects.

Allergic reactions, maybe? A kid has a reaction, their throat closes up, teacher and district get sued, to say nothing of what would happen to the kid.

/Seriously, think people!

PanicMan: hallotavagyna: It's basically a food item

Wins the thread!

Seconded, way better than mine.

*I'm OK with this.jpg*

JC

Hey, it it was good enough to teach our dogs not to chew on the wood furniture, it's good enough for kids!

algrant33: What? It works with my poodle. He's about as smart as some of the retards I have to teach.

Came to say, leaving satisfied.

/Lab mix.

A special needs teacher in Osceola County could be fired for allegedly using hot sauce to discipline her students.

Discipline? Sounds like she was trying to stop them from eating crayons. Do the parents think crayons are healthier than hot sauce?

Troublesome Strumpet: Oerath: Yeah, I fail to see a problem with this really.

Tomahawk513: Parents put that chemical on kids' fingers to get them to stop biting their nails. I'm having trouble seeing how this is so significantly different that she should get fired for it.

Unless it was something crazy, like Dave's Ultimate Insanity, it's not exactly going to traumatize the kid, there will be no lasting effects.

Allergic reactions, maybe? A kid has a reaction, their throat closes up, teacher and district get sued, to say nothing of what would happen to the kid.

/Seriously, think people!

If they're allergic to capsicum, and the only way they can stay alive is a life without flavor, they're better off dead anyway.

Tomahawk513: Parents put that chemical on kids' fingers to get them to stop biting their nails. I'm having trouble seeing how this is so significantly different that she should get fired for it.

Unless it was something crazy, like Dave's Ultimate Insanity, it's not exactly going to traumatize the kid, there will be no lasting effects.

Have you ever chopped up a hot pepper and then accidently rubbed your eyes, or picked your nose, or touched your junk?

Obviously not, or you'd realise why this is a bit different then "Nail Bitter".

They taste like grandma.

I'm sorry, but this is very traumatic for children, I certainly wouldn't allow anything even remotely similar to happen to my child. I have spear-headed the committee on food allergies at my children's elementary school and can tell you with certainty that this "teacher" would have been dismissed from service by the end of the day if she was responsible for this in my district.

We do not allow our teachers to bring any food products from home, all must be purchased through our approved lists. It's safer and frankly, it's simpler as well.

Oerath: Yeah, I fail to see a problem with this really.

Tomahawk513: Parents put that chemical on kids' fingers to get them to stop biting their nails. I'm having trouble seeing how this is so significantly different that she should get fired for it.

Unless it was something crazy, like Dave's Ultimate Insanity, it's not exactly going to traumatize the kid, there will be no lasting effects.

Allergic reactions, maybe? A kid has a reaction, their throat closes up, teacher and district get sued, to say nothing of what would happen to the kid.

/Seriously, think people!

G'head, pick up a Tabasco-covered crayon, and lick it. Yummy!

Then rub your eyes with one hand whilst picking your nose with the other. You, too, will exhibit your retard strength.

Fizics: I'm sorry, but this is very traumatic for children, I certainly wouldn't allow anything even remotely similar to happen to my child. I have spear-headed the committee on food allergies at my children's elementary school and can tell you with certainty that this "teacher" would have been dismissed from service by the end of the day if she was responsible for this in my district.

We do not allow our teachers to bring any food products from home, all must be purchased through our approved lists. It's safer and frankly, it's simpler as well.

Buzzkill.

Tomahawk513: Parents put that chemical on kids' fingers to get them to stop biting their nails. I'm having trouble seeing how this is so significantly different that she should get fired for it.

Lack of informed consent. Kind of a huge thing, really.

Fizics: I'm sorry, but this is very traumatic for children, I certainly wouldn't allow anything even remotely similar to happen to my child. I have spear-headed the committee on food allergies at my children's elementary school and can tell you with certainty that this "teacher" would have been dismissed from service by the end of the day if she was responsible for this in my district.

We do not allow our teachers to bring any food products from home, all must be purchased through our approved lists. It's safer and frankly, it's simpler as well.

TRAUMATIC!!! OMG!!! CHILDREN!! OMG!!!

Fizics: I'm sorry, but this is very traumatic for children, I certainly wouldn't allow anything even remotely similar to happen to my child. I have spear-headed the committee on food allergies at my children's elementary school and can tell you with certainty that this "teacher" would have been dismissed from service by the end of the day if she was responsible for this in my district.

We do not allow our teachers to bring any food products from home, all must be purchased through our approved lists. It's safer and frankly, it's simpler as well.

Do you also wrap your children in bubble packaging to make sure nothing sharp or pointy comes into contact with them? The horror stories I've heard about pencil crayons...

//if a kid can't survive elementary school environment, they weren't going to survive the real world anyway.