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(NYPost) Spiffy Like most celebrities, Jennifer Love Hewitt doesn't shop for her own groceries. But she does shop for her own sex toys   (nypost.com) divider line 46
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SphericalTime [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 01:07:09 PM
Good for her.

/still don't understand why I clicked on that.
 
Car_Ramrod
2012-02-01 01:18:13 PM
I wonder if entertainment reporters ever lay awake long into the night, wondering what it is they're doing with their lives.
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 01:19:19 PM
Of course. You don't want your housekeeper buying the Kroger brand Rapid Rocket Tickler with vibrating anal attachment.
 
Oafmeel
2012-02-01 01:56:09 PM
It's always A dildo, never...
...her...
Dildo.
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 02:00:03 PM
Car_Ramrod: I wonder if entertainment reporters ever lay awake long into the night, wondering what it is they're doing with their lives.

Well I know tonight I will lie awake long into the night wondering what JLH is doing with her dildo
 
groppet
2012-02-01 02:00:36 PM
Car_Ramrod: I wonder if entertainment reporters ever lay awake long into the night, wondering what it is they're doing with their lives.

yeah it seems to be one level up from stalker ex. I dont know if I could spend my day following celebrities doing normal everyday BS.
 
TravisBickle62
2012-02-01 02:00:44 PM
Her ass is too big
 
egosumgoofy
2012-02-01 02:04:45 PM
TravisBickle62: Her ass is too big

Blasphemy.
 
MorganFreeman [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 02:05:32 PM
thypolarlife.files.wordpress.com
 
B.L.Z. Bub
2012-02-01 02:06:52 PM
SphericalTime: Good for her.

/still don't understand why I clicked on that.

I was hoping for photographic evidence. Because hey, it's JLH.
 
unyon [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 02:24:04 PM
Dear Jennifer:

I understand why you won't pose nude. Frankly, I wouldn't want a bunch of lecherous humps punchin the munchkin to me either. However, I have a huge favour to ask:

Could you at least have the nudies taken while you're young and nubile? Then go ahead, stick 'em in a vault for 40 years or so. Even you'll be interested in proving how hot you were as a younger lady in 40 years. Win-win.
 
stevie1der
2012-02-01 02:36:09 PM
unyon: Dear Jennifer:

I understand why you won't pose nude. Frankly, I wouldn't want a bunch of lecherous humps punchin the munchkin to me either. However, I have a huge favour to ask:

Could you at least have the nudies taken while you're young and nubile? Then go ahead, stick 'em in a vault for 40 years or so. Even you'll be interested in proving how hot you were as a younger lady in 40 years. Win-win.

If you ever manage to convert this post into petition form, know that I will be here, waiting to give you my signature.
 
softshoes
2012-02-01 02:41:32 PM
stevie1der: unyon: Dear Jennifer:

I understand why you won't pose nude. Frankly, I wouldn't want a bunch of lecherous humps punchin the munchkin to me either. However, I have a huge favour to ask:

Could you at least have the nudies taken while you're young and nubile? Then go ahead, stick 'em in a vault for 40 years or so. Even you'll be interested in proving how hot you were as a younger lady in 40 years. Win-win.

If you ever manage to convert this post into petition form, know that I will be here, waiting to give you my signature.

Hurry the window is closing on her.
/I'd still angry fist of God and all that though.
 
KiwDaWabbit
2012-02-01 02:46:21 PM
This would have been great to hear about fifteen years ago.
 
SphericalTime [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 02:50:45 PM
B.L.Z. Bub: SphericalTime: Good for her.

/still don't understand why I clicked on that.

I was hoping for photographic evidence. Because hey, it's JLH.

Meh. I'm still too gay to have cared.
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-02-01 02:54:56 PM
TravisBickle62: Her ass is too big

It's okay. I'll take care of it for you. No biggie.
 
LL316
2012-02-01 02:59:26 PM
I was hoping for more pics.

/BIE?
 
Amurica...Fark Ya!
2012-02-01 03:02:05 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: TravisBickle62: Her ass is too big

It's okay. I'll take care of it for you. No biggie.


Ummm...ok. It's all you.

celebritiesgettingfat.com
 
Kant Lavar
2012-02-01 03:02:18 PM
Seems relevant. (new window)
 
blogwiz
2012-02-01 03:04:09 PM
She has a great rack though. She just needs me in her live then she would not need her toys!
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-02-01 03:05:37 PM
Amurica...Fark Ya!: Jim from Saint Paul: TravisBickle62: Her ass is too big

It's okay. I'll take care of it for you. No biggie.


Ummm...ok. It's all you.

[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504]

I'll be back in a jiffy.
 
Der Poopflinger
2012-02-01 03:15:43 PM
blogwiz: She has a great rack though. She just needs me in her live then she would not need her toys!

ya good luck on that theory
 
TravisBickle62
2012-02-01 03:26:19 PM
She is too young to have dimpled flesh on her ass
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 03:34:30 PM
TravisBickle62: She is too young to have dimpled flesh on her ass

That pic is about a year and 15lbs ago. She has been working out again and from what I've seen dat ass is back in fine form.
 
InmanRoshi
2012-02-01 04:27:09 PM
Got to hand it to her. No Lifetime Network actress gets so much attention for doing so little.
 
IlGreven
2012-02-01 04:32:09 PM
InmanRoshi: Got to hand it to her. No Lifetime Network actress gets so much attention for doing so little.

I dunno, being in two pretty successful series, neither of which have ever been on Lifetime, is a lot more than "so little". The Kardashians and Hiltons are celebrated for doing far less than what she does.
 
rkiller1
2012-02-01 04:57:22 PM
Celebrities come and go.
 
Surly U. Jest
2012-02-01 05:03:42 PM
TravisBickle62: Her ass is too big

Inconceivable!
 
InmanRoshi
2012-02-01 05:57:44 PM
IlGreven: InmanRoshi: Got to hand it to her. No Lifetime Network actress gets so much attention for doing so little.

I dunno, being in two pretty successful series, neither of which have ever been on Lifetime, is a lot more than "so little". The Kardashians and Hiltons are celebrated for doing far less than what she does.

*Checking IMDB*

If whatever of this tripe she's appeared in has been "successful", I weep for humanity. If she's any step above Kardashian or Paris Hilton is a microscopic increment at best.
 
skinink
2012-02-01 06:09:14 PM
TravisBickle62: Her ass is too big

Two words: prone bone.
 
El Pelon
2012-02-01 06:20:45 PM
OMG! ALL DAY LONG!!!
 
ajt167
2012-02-01 06:21:12 PM
InmanRoshi: IlGreven: InmanRoshi: Got to hand it to her. No Lifetime Network actress gets so much attention for doing so little.

I dunno, being in two pretty successful series, neither of which have ever been on Lifetime, is a lot more than "so little". The Kardashians and Hiltons are celebrated for doing far less than what she does.

*Checking IMDB*

If whatever of this tripe she's appeared in has been "successful", I weep for humanity. If she's any step above Kardashian or Paris Hilton is a microscopic increment at best.

Dude, party of five was on for a while, i know what you did last summer was a box office success, and ghost whisperer held out for several seasons. They're just what I could think of off the top of my head. She's an actress - as in she has a job that she's half decent at and she makes money with it. Kardassians and Hiltons are just famous for being famous and rich from their families.
 
Randyman
2012-02-01 06:23:39 PM
Funny, the only really bad photos I've ever seen of her, are from that set at the beach on one day.
we all have our bad days...

\she's hotter than any girl I could ever get
 
SirTanon
2012-02-01 06:25:47 PM
I'm gonna leave THIS here. (new window)
 
Jamdug! [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 07:19:53 PM
Amurica...Fark Ya!: Jim from Saint Paul: TravisBickle62: Her ass is too big

It's okay. I'll take care of it for you. No biggie.


Ummm...ok. It's all you.

[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504]

bloodandgutsforgrownups.files.wordpress.com

"Oh wait... was she a great big fat person?"
 
Skarekrough
2012-02-01 07:40:42 PM
Car_Ramrod: I wonder if entertainment reporters ever lay awake long into the night, wondering what it is they're doing with their lives.

I would argue that if you're willing to work as an entertainment reporter than you probably lack the basic cranial fortitude to think so abstractly.
 
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock
2012-02-01 07:57:03 PM
Amurica...Fark Ya!

That unfortunate black swimsuit looks like it accidentally got stuck in a golf ball dimpler.
 
bel4sucks
2012-02-01 08:33:20 PM
TravisBickle62: Her ass is too big

rofl you're just mad cause even if you had that chick bent over fully at the waist, you still wouldn't have enough dick to even tickle the opening.
 
John Buck 41 [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 09:14:08 PM
SirTanon: I'm gonna leave THIS here. (new window)

That was banned? WTF for?
 
nervoust
2012-02-01 09:50:42 PM
Ghost Whisperer wasn't half bad when staring at DAT ASS

/and the twin peaks
//my bunk
/i'll be in it
 
SPLAMM
2012-02-01 10:34:07 PM
If they have a picture of her buying a butt plug i am going to lose my mind.
 
HopScotchNSoda
2012-02-02 09:00:11 AM
At least she's not publicly outing her own husband as a pegboy.
www.belch.com
 
SirTanon
2012-02-02 09:45:31 AM
Felt like saying this too:

www.fansshare.com
 
bill4935
2012-02-02 10:28:35 AM
SirTanon: I'm gonna leave THIS here. (new window)

Good God, y'all.

She could bounce back in the day, couldn't she?
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-02-04 05:52:35 PM
HopScotchNSoda: At least she's not publicly outing her own husband as a pegboy.
[www.belch.com image 300x300]

Wait. So JLH pegging me?

Go on....
 
Wyalt Derp
2012-02-04 08:04:14 PM
TravisBickle62: Her ass is too big

I dunno, they make some pretty big sex toys these days.
 
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