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		Couple who used a Facebook poll to decide the name of their child gives birth to a girl. So welcome to Penisface Bieber Meske (suntimes.com)		98
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sweetmelissa31

2012-02-01 12:13:33 PM

Facebook users worldwide preferred Madelyn to McKenna.

Apparently Facebook users aren't total dicks. I'd only slightly rather be named McKenna than Penisface.

NowhereMon

2012-02-01 12:48:39 PM

topical:

FarkedOver

2012-02-01 01:26:25 PM

FTFA: "The Crystal Lake couple...."

The My Little Pony Killer

2012-02-01 01:28:56 PM

I was not expecting a normal name.

*slowclap*

malaktaus

2012-02-01 01:29:26 PM

sweetmelissa31: Facebook users worldwide preferred Madelyn to McKenna.

Apparently Facebook users aren't total dicks. I'd only slightly rather be named McKenna than Penisface.

sweetmelissa31: Facebook users worldwide preferred Madelyn to McKenna.

Apparently Facebook users aren't total dicks. I'd only slightly rather be named McKenna than Penisface.

Maybe she just really digs mushrooms and admires the batshiat insanity of Terrence McKenna.
/Timewave Zero FTW

Fireproof

2012-02-01 01:30:28 PM

Awesome, awesome headline. HOTY candidate, IMHO.

Impasse

2012-02-01 01:30:52 PM

Benni K Rok

2012-02-01 01:31:10 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: I was not expecting a normal name.

*slowclap*

Well, if the article is what I read, they limited the name to a specific list. That's why it's a normal name.

nytmare

2012-02-01 01:31:18 PM

NowhereMon: topical:

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I am having trouble getting this strip. There doesn't seem to be any pattern to the list.

Super Chronic

2012-02-01 01:33:12 PM

More people chose Madelyn over McKenna because Madelyn is an actual first name. (Not ideal spelling, but I can overlook that.) The wife is stupid for even taking that bet; her choice never stood a chance.

brantgoose

2012-02-01 01:34:19 PM

They only gave the voters two choices: the stupid choice that he preferred, and the even stupider choice that she preferred.

Hmmmm... this system of voting sounds familiar but I can't put my finger on where I've seen it before

Mirrorz

2012-02-01 01:34:45 PM

There are not enough women named Grundle in the world.

AdolfOliverPanties

2012-02-01 01:35:44 PM

My daughter's name is McKenna, you assholes. We named her that back in 1994, before it was picked up by all the trendy hipsters.

Fabric_Man

2012-02-01 01:36:04 PM

Go clean your room, GoldenPalaceCasino.com!

Prattle Assassin

2012-02-01 01:36:22 PM

Heh, subby.

i.imgur.com

Super Chronic

2012-02-01 01:37:09 PM

Is this going to become one of those "it's pronounced sha-THEED" threads?

SuperNinjaToad

2012-02-01 01:37:27 PM

I'm surprised the dad is a director at 27. Must be a pretty accomplished guy.

stryker4526

2012-02-01 01:38:04 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: My daughter's name is McKenna, you assholes. We named her that back in 1994, before it was picked up by all the trendy hipsters.

welcometofark.jpg

Also Adilynne?
Jesus christ. I want to shoot people who name their children shiat like that.
Or "Aden"
Or any variation of "Aden" like Kayden, Jayden, etc.

skinink

2012-02-01 01:38:47 PM

Aswipe.

Submitted First With a Better Headline

2012-02-01 01:38:56 PM

Fabric_Man: Go clean your room, GoldenPalaceCasino.com!

I lol'd.

But then I got a glimpse of a new advertising business model - selling your kid's names out to companies. It's not entirely unbelievable?

rudemix

2012-02-01 01:42:47 PM

Courage Wolf Harper laughs at internet name games bound by limited choice

26.media.tumblr.com

/hot like letting 4chan name your kid

404 page not found

2012-02-01 01:44:37 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: My daughter's name is McKenna, you assholes. We named her that back in 1994, before it was picked up by all the trendy hipsters.

static.blol.me

Teen Wolf Blitzer

2012-02-01 01:46:34 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: My daughter's name is McKenna, you assholes. We named her that back in 1994, before it was picked up by all the trendy hipsters.

So... She's 18 this year eh? Giggity!

Burninate

2012-02-01 01:47:07 PM

404 page not found: AdolfOliverPanties: My daughter's name is McKenna, you assholes. We named her that back in 1994, before it was picked up by all the trendy hipsters.

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Good, quick math.

The My Little Pony Killer

2012-02-01 01:47:36 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: My daughter's name is McKenna, you assholes. We named her that back in 1994, before it was picked up by all the trendy hipsters.

And judging by your reasonable reaction to people who have had no bearing on your decision to give your kid a stupid name whatsoever, she seems like she'll grow up to be a well-adjusted stripper.

Whiskey Dickens

2012-02-01 01:49:12 PM

skinink: Aswipe.

It's pronounced "azz-WEE-pey."

Flakeloaf

2012-02-01 01:49:12 PM

nytmare: NowhereMon: topical:

[imgs.xkcd.com image 245x561]

I am having trouble getting this strip. There doesn't seem to be any pattern to the list.

The joke is in the alt-text: "I've been trying for a couple years now but I haven't been able to come up with a name dumber than "Renesmee" "

FloydA

2012-02-01 01:49:42 PM

Submitted First With a Better Headline: Fabric_Man: Go clean your room, GoldenPalaceCasino.com!

I lol'd.

But then I got a glimpse of a new advertising business model - selling your kid's names out to companies. It's not entirely unbelievable?

FloydA

2012-02-01 01:54:30 PM

Flakeloaf: nytmare: NowhereMon: topical:

[imgs.xkcd.com image 245x561]

I am having trouble getting this strip. There doesn't seem to be any pattern to the list.

The joke is in the alt-text: "I've been trying for a couple years now but I haven't been able to come up with a name dumber than "Renesmee" "

18 years from now, 10% of the high school graduating class of 2030 will be named Tebow.

Monkey

2012-02-01 01:56:30 PM

Doogie Howser stole the names of both of my kids.....that magnificent bastard.

monoski

2012-02-01 01:59:36 PM

Nosmo King not mentioned?

AdolfOliverPanties

2012-02-01 01:59:38 PM

Teen Wolf Blitzer: AdolfOliverPanties: My daughter's name is McKenna, you assholes. We named her that back in 1994, before it was picked up by all the trendy hipsters.

So... She's 18 this year eh? Giggity!

Not until July, so just hang on.

I knew someone who named their kid Epluribus.

Last name was not Unum.

ManOfTeal

2012-02-01 01:59:40 PM

Lemonjello pronounced "Lee-maan-jalo"

Orangejello prounounce "Ora-an-jalo"

busy chillin'

2012-02-01 02:01:24 PM

if we have another daughter, my wife is thinking of naming her Polly.

I said cool, only if her middle name is Esther.

She just rolled her eyes.

Trackball

2012-02-01 02:01:51 PM

FloydA: Flakeloaf: nytmare: NowhereMon: topical:

[imgs.xkcd.com image 245x561]

I am having trouble getting this strip. There doesn't seem to be any pattern to the list.

The joke is in the alt-text: "I've been trying for a couple years now but I haven't been able to come up with a name dumber than "Renesmee" "

18 years from now, 10% of the high school graduating class of 2030 will be named Tebow.

What % will be named Tim?

Porous Horace

2012-02-01 02:05:16 PM

"Floorwax Conundrum" is what I'd give my kid as first and middle names.

/not having kids

Tomji

2012-02-01 02:07:03 PM

Facebook users worldwide preferred Madelyn to McKenna.

Apparently Facebook users aren't total dicks. I'd only slightly rather be named McKenna than Penisface.

They are still naming her McKenna, just as the "middle name". Boring, the female wins as per usual.

Johnnyflash

2012-02-01 02:12:21 PM

I just sent this to a friend having a baby soon, my suggestion for a name was Ubba Dabba Ubba Dabba. I'm sure she will enjoy my suggestion and have a positive response.

Mirrorz

2012-02-01 02:22:38 PM

FYI: Parker McKenna Posey is not the same actress as Parker Posey.

content8.flixster.com

crapo87

2012-02-01 02:27:02 PM

The 76th most popular baby name for a girl versus the 228th most popular baby name for a girl.

Tough choice. Good call Internet!

http://www.ssa.gov/oact/babynames/

IXI Jim IXI

2012-02-01 02:32:15 PM

sweetmelissa31: Apparently Facebook users aren't total dicks. I'd only slightly rather be named McKenna than Penisface.

I refuse to decide on the dickishness until I read the comments posted to the poll.

Committee_For_Aesthetic_Deletions

2012-02-01 02:35:44 PM

The real news is that Meatloaf gave birth.

The evidence:
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FloydA

2012-02-01 02:37:41 PM

Trackball: FloydA:

18 years from now, 10% of the high school graduating class of 2030 will be named Tebow.

What % will be named Tim?

By 2030, all of the males in Canada will be named Tim, and their middle names will all be Horton.

/And everyone in Duluth, MN will look exactly like Ernest Borgnine.

JackieRabbit

2012-02-01 02:48:12 PM

My choice would have been Myparentsare Attentionwhores Meske.

TheGreatGazoo

2012-02-01 02:49:26 PM

Addilyne came in forth? Really?

martid4

2012-02-01 02:49:50 PM

Committee_For_Aesthetic_Deletions: The real news is that Meatloaf gave birth.

The evidence:

AHHHHH, which one of you got that thing pregnant??
img27.imageshack.us

TNel

2012-02-01 02:50:24 PM

So for males Bentley is ranked 101st? Who the hell names their boy Bentley

TheWhoppah

2012-02-01 02:54:30 PM

My kid is 3 days old.
Being named after a famous Greek myself, my top choices where:
Apostrophe if its a girl.
Parenthesis if its a boy.

My wife wanted names like Austin, Travis and Tristan.

It was a boy. We settled on Felix.

/csb

Linoleum_Blownapart

2012-02-01 02:57:55 PM

TheWhoppah: My kid is 3 days old.
Being named after a famous Greek myself, my top choices where:
Apostrophe if its a girl.
Parenthesis if its a boy.

My wife wanted names like Austin, Travis and Tristan.

It was a boy. We settled on Felix.

/csb

So many Tristans. I put 'Isolde' on our list just to keep them company.

... but only if we went with a car company middle name: Isolde Portia, Isolde Mercedes, etc.

FloydA

2012-02-01 03:05:22 PM

Linoleum_Blownapart:

So many Tristans. I put 'Isolde' on our list just to keep them company.

... but only if we went with a car company middle name: Isolde Portia, Isolde Mercedes, etc.

I knew a woman who was called "Isolde Fanny [last name]."

At least I think that was her name. It might have been her job description.

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