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2012-02-01 06:10:12 PM

indeebud: Shazam999: sunshine up your skirt: Lorelle: Lando Lincoln: The My Little Pony Killer: If someone asked me to shave mine, I would call them out for being a creeper because that's what it is.

My former gf shaved hers for me because I'd never experienced one and she didn't either. Eh. Can't say I preferred it. She certainly didn't either after the hair started to grow back in.

Yup. Stubbly pubic hair isn't sexy (and itches like hell, not to mention the other uncomfortable skin problems caused by ingrown pubic hair).

My wife likes to be clean down there, so to avoid the issue you address above she had laser hair removal on her pubic area. All of it...gone. So she is clean and smooth all of the time with no additional care needed.

I must say, having been with women of various...er, growth patterns, I prefer her method and the result. Much less to pick out of my teeth after. But that just me. To each his/her own.

Can I ask how many treatments she had to have? Thinking of getting it for the wife as long as it's not like 100 sessions or something.


She buy her own laser hair removal system for around $300. Saves on a lot of money, time and would allow her to do it in the privacy of your own home. Great investment. Depending on how coarse or fine her hair is depends on how many treatments as well as how hirsute she is.


Is there a model I should be looking at? Sounds intriguing. I also have some hair around my nipples (I know, sexy!) that I'd love to zap off.
 
2012-02-01 06:14:52 PM

Goonie_Goo_Goo: [d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 460x795]


that's farkin fantastic, maybe only the 2nd time I've used the "funny" button
 
2012-02-01 06:47:42 PM
Pubic hair, it's like nature's dental floss.
 
2012-02-01 06:55:02 PM

profplump: Ed Grubermann: Pubic hair is there for a reason: it is one of the visual indicators of sexual maturity.

Exactly. That's why we display it in public, so that everyone can use this invaluable visual indicator. In fact, anyone trying to hide their pubic hair is actually impersonating a pre-pubecent child, so if you're attracted to anyone wearing any sort of lower-body covering you are a pedophile.


Whatever, farkwit.
 
2012-02-01 07:00:49 PM

Dahnkster: Pubic hair, it's like nature's dental floss.


Other than ruining the appearance of lingerie and swim wear, there's nothing wrong with bush, unless you like oral sex. In which case, the only way a hairy bush is OK is if you ALSO have a fetish for consuming pubic hair.

*shudder*.
 
2012-02-01 07:05:07 PM

Ed Grubermann: profplump: Ed Grubermann: Pubic hair is there for a reason: it is one of the visual indicators of sexual maturity.

Exactly. That's why we display it in public, so that everyone can use this invaluable visual indicator. In fact, anyone trying to hide their pubic hair is actually impersonating a pre-pubecent child, so if you're attracted to anyone wearing any sort of lower-body covering you are a pedophile.

Whatever, farkwit.


Don't mock him - he's right. The ONLY situation where hair vs no hair would be a useful way to distinguish girl from woman would be if we were all running around naked. The usefulness of pubic hair as a signalling characteristic of sexually mature and fertile women, in the modern world, is zero. There are tons of other things that signal a sexually mature/fertile woman, you know, like boobs, a driver's license, the ability to drink in a bar, obtain employment, enrolment in secondary or post-secondary education...
 
2012-02-01 07:19:26 PM
It's like flashing back to the 80's and talking to people who were born in the 40s. This is 2012, no? -tap tap tap-, is this a sexual time machine?
 
2012-02-01 07:29:24 PM

Shazam999: indeebud: Shazam999: sunshine up your skirt: Lorelle: Lando Lincoln: The My Little Pony Killer: If someone asked me to shave mine, I would call them out for being a creeper because that's what it is.

My former gf shaved hers for me because I'd never experienced one and she didn't either. Eh. Can't say I preferred it. She certainly didn't either after the hair started to grow back in.

Yup. Stubbly pubic hair isn't sexy (and itches like hell, not to mention the other uncomfortable skin problems caused by ingrown pubic hair).

My wife likes to be clean down there, so to avoid the issue you address above she had laser hair removal on her pubic area. All of it...gone. So she is clean and smooth all of the time with no additional care needed.

I must say, having been with women of various...er, growth patterns, I prefer her method and the result. Much less to pick out of my teeth after. But that just me. To each his/her own.

Can I ask how many treatments she had to have? Thinking of getting it for the wife as long as it's not like 100 sessions or something.


She buy her own laser hair removal system for around $300. Saves on a lot of money, time and would allow her to do it in the privacy of your own home. Great investment. Depending on how coarse or fine her hair is depends on how many treatments as well as how hirsute she is.

Is there a model I should be looking at? Sounds intriguing. I also have some hair around my nipples (I know, sexy!) that I'd love to zap off.


I have the Avance DM 4000. When I bought it, it was under $300. It may be a little more now. They have several models and price ranges but I read the best feedback on this model. I've nothing but great things to say about it. There's also several other brands that run much higher and lower in cost, but I chose the happy medium. lol I got mine through Amazon a little over a year ago. It's great for all areas. Bikini, legs, arms, ears, facial...everything!
 
2012-02-01 08:01:48 PM
Lucky for him, Hermione is down with the clam beard:

NSFW
 
2012-02-01 08:16:11 PM

profplump: Ed Grubermann: Pubic hair is there for a reason: it is one of the visual indicators of sexual maturity.

Exactly. That's why we display it in public, so that everyone can use this invaluable visual indicator. In fact, anyone trying to hide their pubic hair is actually impersonating a pre-pubecent child, so if you're attracted to anyone wearing any sort of lower-body covering you are a pedophile.


Careful going down that slippery slope.

I usually prefer shaved or trimmed mainly because I'm in my mid 20s so that's always been what I've experienced the times that I was with a girl, or when I watched porn. Then again I would make an exception for Alexis Dziena NSFW (new window)
 
2012-02-01 09:04:02 PM

elvindeath: Lucky for him, Hermione is down with the clam beard:

NSFW


Harry probably had hit on that
 
2012-02-01 09:22:42 PM
Radcliff'e chest hair on his pasty white and unmuscled form is kinda gross to see, yet he takes every opportunity to show off a"treasure trail" that begins just below his clavicle. You could see it the other week during his stint on SNL. ugggh.
 
2012-02-01 09:33:21 PM
I've always heard pooter referred to the vagina, but I guess some also call it the other. Call it a draw. Link (new window)
 
2012-02-01 09:36:43 PM

Any Pie Left: Radcliff'e chest hair on his pasty white and unmuscled form is kinda gross to see, yet he takes every opportunity to show off a"treasure trail" that begins just below his clavicle. You could see it the other week during his stint on SNL. ugggh.


Is it just me or is he super creepy without the beard?
 
2012-02-01 10:04:24 PM

Lexx: Ed Grubermann: profplump: Ed Grubermann: Pubic hair is there for a reason: it is one of the visual indicators of sexual maturity.

Exactly. That's why we display it in public, so that everyone can use this invaluable visual indicator. In fact, anyone trying to hide their pubic hair is actually impersonating a pre-pubecent child, so if you're attracted to anyone wearing any sort of lower-body covering you are a pedophile.

Whatever, farkwit.

Don't mock him - he's right. The ONLY situation where hair vs no hair would be a useful way to distinguish girl from woman would be if we were all running around naked. The usefulness of pubic hair as a signalling characteristic of sexually mature and fertile women, in the modern world, is zero. There are tons of other things that signal a sexually mature/fertile woman, you know, like boobs, a driver's license, the ability to drink in a bar, obtain employment, enrolment in secondary or post-secondary education...


No, I will mock him. He's a farkwit. And so are you for defending his strawman.
 
2012-02-01 10:10:33 PM

Lexx: Dahnkster: Pubic hair, it's like nature's dental floss.

Other than ruining the appearance of lingerie and swim wear, there's nothing wrong with bush, unless you like oral sex. In which case, the only way a hairy bush is OK is if you ALSO have a fetish for consuming pubic hair.

*shudder*.


Yeah, you're a farkwit, too. How, exactly does pubic hair ruin the appearance on either swimwear or lingerie? "Oh, noes! There's a dark patch where her pubes are!!!" Candy ass. And ruining oral sex? Really? You lack the motor skills to find your way through a little patch of hair?

"*shudder*? Really? What are you, 12? Good God, grow a pair of balls, you gutless little Nancy.
 
2012-02-01 10:24:48 PM
You trim the bushes around the happy house. You don't raze it to the ground.
 
2012-02-01 10:34:19 PM
some things should remain in the chamber of secrets
 
2012-02-01 10:45:36 PM

Sybarite: Well, I guess we just learned something about his lady.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x654]


I am sure she is a nice enough girl but he is worth about $100 million. Don't you think he should be dating Victoria's Secret models?
 
2012-02-01 10:51:11 PM

Ed Grubermann: Lexx: Dahnkster: Pubic hair, it's like nature's dental floss.

Other than ruining the appearance of lingerie and swim wear, there's nothing wrong with bush, unless you like oral sex. In which case, the only way a hairy bush is OK is if you ALSO have a fetish for consuming pubic hair.

*shudder*.

Yeah, you're a farkwit, too. How, exactly does pubic hair ruin the appearance on either swimwear or lingerie? "Oh, noes! There's a dark patch where her pubes are!!!" Candy ass. And ruining oral sex? Really? You lack the motor skills to find your way through a little patch of hair?

"*shudder*? Really? What are you, 12? Good God, grow a pair of balls, you gutless little Nancy.


stoplikingwhatidontlike.jpg
 
2012-02-01 11:08:13 PM

Mr_Fabulous: You know that gross, hairy couple illustrated in The Joy of Sex who look like they've never seen a pair of trimmers in their entire farking lives... but they're going at it like they just don't care?

Yeah. Me and Mrs_Fab are hairier than that. And we don't care either.


If there was a fabulous button I would click it.
 
2012-02-01 11:37:59 PM

tnpir: I'm with Harry Potter/Pooter on this one.


Ditto.
 
2012-02-01 11:57:01 PM

Mr. Potatoass: Adman12: Female pubic hair is sexy.

Except when her thighs look like Yosemite Sam, and you have to call the cast of AxMen in for assistance trimming the really coarse bunghole growth.


i759.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-01 11:58:01 PM

hasty ambush: Sybarite: Well, I guess we just learned something about his lady.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x654]

I am sure she is a nice enough girl but he is worth about $100 million. Don't you think he should be dating Victoria's Secret models?


That must be his type, because his last girlfriend was a similar build and appearance.
 
2012-02-02 12:40:46 AM

That dude's not gay?

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2012-02-02 12:58:12 AM

Ed Grubermann: Yeah, you're a farkwit, too. How, exactly does pubic hair ruin the appearance on either swimwear or lingerie? "Oh, noes! There's a dark patch where her pubes are!!!" Candy ass. And ruining oral sex? Really? You lack the motor skills to find your way through a little patch of hair?

"*shudder*? Really? What are you, 12? Good God, grow a pair of balls, you gutless little Nancy.


Yeah man you told him! Calm down gramps, not everyone is gonna agree with you, and it's a good thing.
 
2012-02-02 01:20:30 AM
I like being shaved and have been for the greater majority of 11 years. I prefer my men and women shaved too. Makes a big difference in oral and smell. I don't associate hair with sexual maturity. Maybe that's because I started getting pubes at 9. Others can do whatever but if I'm going down it better be short.
 
2012-02-02 01:21:39 AM

Ed Grubermann: Lexx: Dahnkster: Pubic hair, it's like nature's dental floss.

Other than ruining the appearance of lingerie and swim wear, there's nothing wrong with bush, unless you like oral sex. In which case, the only way a hairy bush is OK is if you ALSO have a fetish for consuming pubic hair.

*shudder*.

Yeah, you're a farkwit, too. How, exactly does pubic hair ruin the appearance on either swimwear or lingerie? "Oh, noes! There's a dark patch where her pubes are!!!" Candy ass. And ruining oral sex? Really? You lack the motor skills to find your way through a little patch of hair?

"*shudder*? Really? What are you, 12? Good God, grow a pair of balls, you gutless little Nancy.


Ed, so you prefer hairy beaver. So what? That's great, I am proud of you, but why do you care if someone doesn't have your taste? It really doesn't matter, some people like grey cars, some people like red, it is hard to argue that either is wrong, yet that is what many in this thread are doing. Get over yourself.
 
2012-02-02 01:55:43 AM

Ed Grubermann: No, I will mock him. He's a farkwit. And so are you for defending his strawman.


It's true, I am a farkwit. But I still wonder how you see pubic hair through someone's pants.
 
2012-02-02 03:19:17 AM
I'm a fan of pubic hair, but I have some pretty serious reservations about the "bald lover = pedophile" line of thought. Pubic hair isn't the only, nor is it the most prominent, secondary sex characteristic. If someone can't tell an adult from a pubescent or prepubescent female without relying on the presence of pubic hair, they've got some problems.
 
2012-02-02 06:14:22 AM

that bosnian sniper: I'm a fan of pubic hair, but I have some pretty serious reservations about the "bald lover = pedophile" line of thought. Pubic hair isn't the only, nor is it the most prominent, secondary sex characteristic. If someone can't tell an adult from a pubescent or prepubescent female without relying on the presence of pubic hair, they've got some problems.


Seriously. Also, no, you're not "manly" only because you put Bigfoot to shame. Strands of layered proteins sticking out of your skin offer nothing in the way of vitality, vigor, power, or pomp.

/takes smooth any day, prefer the feel of skin to fur
//that said, a well-kept crotch is fine, as is a love trail
///slashie the fuzz right off your ass
 
2012-02-02 08:24:48 AM

Ed Grubermann: Lexx: Dahnkster: Pubic hair, it's like nature's dental floss.

Other than ruining the appearance of lingerie and swim wear, there's nothing wrong with bush, unless you like oral sex. In which case, the only way a hairy bush is OK is if you ALSO have a fetish for consuming pubic hair.

*shudder*.

Yeah, you're a farkwit, too. How, exactly does pubic hair ruin the appearance on either swimwear or lingerie? "Oh, noes! There's a dark patch where her pubes are!!!" Candy ass. And ruining oral sex? Really? You lack the motor skills to find your way through a little patch of hair?

"*shudder*? Really? What are you, 12? Good God, grow a pair of balls, you gutless little Nancy.


You ever seen pubes poking out from a thong? Or if you're with a girl of european descent, the thong not being necessary because she's already sporting a full coverage furkini? *shudder*

I don't know how you eat pussy, but for comparison's sake, ask a girl if it's possible to passionately make out with a man sporting a full flowing beard, without getting that beard in her mouth. Or an even more ordinary comparison: Grow your own flowing beard and try to eat a bucket of drippy wings without getting hair caught up in your meal.
 
2012-02-02 12:39:40 PM
Had this debate at the pub last week.

It would be a deal-breaker for me because I would suspect a woman who shaves her pubic hair of being a drone incapable of independent thought. The same goes for a chick with a tramp-stamp or a tattoo picked out of a catalog. It is a fashion question, and certain fashions exist to identify and exploit rubes.

As for the pedophilia angle, I don't know. It reminds me more of a hairless cat than a young girl.
 
2012-02-02 03:11:30 PM

macadamnut: It would be a deal-breaker for me because I would suspect a woman who shaves her pubic hair of being a drone incapable of independent thought. The same goes for a chick with a tramp-stamp or a tattoo picked out of a catalog.


And that's why you go home alone at night and fark your hand son.
 
2012-02-02 08:39:54 PM

bel4sucks: And that's why you go home alone at night and fark your hand son.


He has a point, you know. I know way more women who shave just because that's what they were told to do, than who do as the result of an informed, personal grooming choice.

Hell, I've known hardcore "don't ever tell me what to do with my body" feminists who are sent into conniptions at the idea of so much as a stray hair on the pubic region. Even (hell, especially) on other women, as if their private grooming habits has the least impact on them.
 
2012-02-03 03:20:58 AM

that bosnian sniper: He has a point, you know. I know way more women who shave just because that's what they were told to do, than who do as the result of an informed, personal grooming choice.


Yeah I'm gonna stick with my side of it. If you could go out and meet someone and be having a great time, and then dismiss her as a "drone" (seriously, get over yourself ya stuck up twat) because of how she chooses to groom herself, then you deserve to go home and spank it for what's probably the 10th time that day, most likely crying at the same time.

I seriously have never seen a site full of supposed "men" who cry about shiat like this. Save your so called standards for the person you choose to be with long term. If you're applying that same set of standards to someone you're just trying to get naked for the night, you deserve to date your hand exclusively. At least then you can have total control over the grooming habits. Which let's face it, is what douche-ass shiat like this is about, control over what someone else does with their body.

that's a universal "you", not directed at you personally bosnian sniper
 
2012-02-03 12:20:35 PM

The Shatner Incident: You trim the bushes around the happy house. You don't raze it to the ground.


i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-04 11:53:57 AM
This thread is near-death, but I'd just like to point out that it seems The My Little Pony Killer ran away in embarrassment after admitting she has a hairy beaver.
 
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