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2012-02-01 02:48:44 PM
Sybarite: Well, I guess we just learned something about his lady.

That she looks like a female version of Joseph Gordon Levitt?
 
2012-02-01 02:49:01 PM
Yeah and if its been a few days and she's on top, because of the stubble, it feels like a belt sander as she grinds away on you. An oddly pleasurable belt sander with lots of pain mixed in.
 
2012-02-01 02:50:37 PM
tnpir: I'm with Harry Potter/Pooter on this one.

2nd'ed. Or 3rd'ed. Where ever it's at, I'm with you on this.
 
2012-02-01 02:56:22 PM
frankos: I'm thinking Subby meant "Hairy Cooter".

ShawnDoc: Yup. Pooter is the other side.


Call it whatever you want, ladies... once I'm down there, everything's gettin' some attention. And you... will... love it.

/wink, tongue click, finger-gun
 
2012-02-01 02:56:41 PM
Somacandra: GAT_00: Do you shave your legs? If you do, do you think it makes you look like a prepubescent girl and do you enjoy that look?

Uh, little girl legs are just as fuzzy as little boy legs. They would be later too if they weren't shaved. Leg hair is not a puberty-emergent secondary sex characteristic.


It is for males. That being said, I agree with Dan, for exactly the same reasons.
 
2012-02-01 03:05:30 PM
NSFW (new window)

I don't like the Pedo look either

/There are limits though
 
2012-02-01 03:08:44 PM
ShawnDoc: frankos: I'm thinking Subby meant "Hairy Cooter".

Yup. Pooter is the other side.


I read the headline and just assumed this was going to be a "Daniel Radcliffe Is Gay" thread. Then I read the URL and figured subby was just confused and/or desperate for a green.
 
2012-02-01 03:10:24 PM
I must say I do prefer a little hair on my Hermoine myself...
 
2012-02-01 03:20:04 PM
So...when does this turn into bush-ie?
 
2012-02-01 03:23:29 PM
A woman's finely groomed vagina is mysteriously invigorating. I wish more women would just trim them nice rather than shaving. Ever given oral to a woman who shaved 2 days ago? It's like making love to sandpaper...
 
2012-02-01 03:24:03 PM
i.imgur.com

"As long as her vajeen is tight and she is good on plow."
 
2012-02-01 03:25:42 PM
Mike Chewbacca: It is for males.

I had leg hair as a boy. It grows more with testosterone, but I had some. So did other boys I knew.
 
2012-02-01 03:26:51 PM
Lorelle: Lando Lincoln: The My Little Pony Killer: If someone asked me to shave mine, I would call them out for being a creeper because that's what it is.

My former gf shaved hers for me because I'd never experienced one and she didn't either. Eh. Can't say I preferred it. She certainly didn't either after the hair started to grow back in.

Yup. Stubbly pubic hair isn't sexy (and itches like hell, not to mention the other uncomfortable skin problems caused by ingrown pubic hair).


My wife likes to be clean down there, so to avoid the issue you address above she had laser hair removal on her pubic area. All of it...gone. So she is clean and smooth all of the time with no additional care needed.

I must say, having been with women of various...er, growth patterns, I prefer her method and the result. Much less to pick out of my teeth after. But that just me. To each his/her own.
 
2012-02-01 03:28:04 PM
rebelpride644: I'm ok with it either way. The future Mrs. suggested a little manscaping and I have to admit I am totally sold on that.

/hope that doesn't make her like little boys.


Is she a schoolteacher?
 
2012-02-01 03:28:38 PM
Lorelle: GAT_00: Lorelle: So he prefers women who look like women and not prepubescent girls. What's wrong with that??

Do you shave your legs? If you do, do you think it makes you look like a prepubescent girl and do you enjoy that look?

I don't have to, thanks to a severe allergic reaction to Bactrim some time ago (quite an unusual side effect).

Hair is hair. It doesn't define anything except style.

One could say that when the shaved body part(s) in question is/are displayed publicly.


See, I've never gotten this. Why is a patch of hair a defining thing that makes you a woman? It's hair.
 
2012-02-01 03:33:06 PM
H31N0US: Why is the general public treated to your conscientious grooming, but your significant other has to suffer in private,

i.imgur.com

Uh, because her pubic hair doesn't cause other people to suffer? Its her vulva--typically quite a private and personal area--shouldn't she do as she sees fit?
 
2012-02-01 03:39:17 PM
good for him, as long as it's not Demi Moore-like forest,
pubes are nice & soft
 
2012-02-01 03:41:01 PM
I'm with Harry on this one.
 
2012-02-01 03:43:01 PM
 
2012-02-01 03:45:11 PM
I considered submitting with 'prefers the Hairy Pooter', but instead opted for 'chases the hairy snitch', since pooter was flat out erroneous.

Now I wish I would've remembered that erroneous submissions account for LOTS of greens.

/the more you know
 
2012-02-01 03:53:09 PM
Somacandra: You don't like a lawn around your house?

Not when it grows so high that you can't find the cat.
 
2012-02-01 03:56:23 PM
Somacandra: You don't like a lawn around your house?

It's wasted space, and it's annoying to keep up.
 
2012-02-01 03:58:46 PM
www.dukesofhazzard01.com

/You sure subby meant him?
 
2012-02-01 03:58:47 PM
Somacandra: You don't like a lawn around your house?

Not when someone wants me to lick the foundation.
 
2012-02-01 04:02:51 PM
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2012-02-01 04:03:17 PM
"Hairmione?"

/sorry
 
2012-02-01 04:09:46 PM
Goonie_Goo_Goo: [d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 460x795]


*Applause*
 
2012-02-01 04:11:37 PM
adamgreeney: The My Little Pony Killer: adamgreeney: Lorelle: GAT_00: Lorelle: So he prefers women who look like women and not prepubescent girls. What's wrong with that??

Do you shave your legs? If you do, do you think it makes you look like a prepubescent girl and do you enjoy that look?

I don't have to, thanks to a severe allergic reaction to Bactrim some time ago (quite an unusual side effect).

Hair is hair. It doesn't define anything except style.

One could say that when the shaved body part(s) in question is/are displayed publicly.

See, ive never seen a prepubecent vagina, nor will i ever see one, so your argument makes no sense. A shaved vagina doesnt have that connection for me, they just make oral sex much more fun. You are reading way too much into other peoples parts

Just because you've personally never seen one doesn't mean that connection magically doesn't exist for other people, especially those of us who have seen their vaginas in both those states.

If someone asked me to shave mine, I would call them out for being a creeper because that's what it is.

Thats what it is to you, maybe not to him. My point is that you cant just say every man that like a woman to shave is a perv or creep. It bothers you, but dont project your hangups on everyone else.


Maybe they aren't all perv or creeps, but many of them are very vocal about it and certainly come off as creepy. If you go to any online porn site that allows comments on videos, you'll easily find dozens of comments any video where a woman shows even the slightest bit of body hair saying that they wouldn't touch her (no matter how hot she is) unless the shaved it off first.
Heck, even on youtube vids where a woman might show the slightest bit of leg or underarm hair, like that video of Amanda Plummer singing the Rocky Horror theme on the Late Late Show a couple of months ago, it seems to draw out all the creeps complaining about it.

My personal view is that while I am generally fine with it either way (a nicely groomed middle ground is the best), I find other men who insist on women being shaved bare to be a little creepy, especially since most of those guys aren't going to shave themselves bare for the woman.
 
2012-02-01 04:14:41 PM
SnarfVader: So? I like a little grass on the field. But it does need to be at least mowed.

It's her body. She can leave it a wild forest for all I care.
 
2012-02-01 04:17:04 PM
GAT_00: Lorelle: So he prefers women who look like women and not prepubescent girls. What's wrong with that??

Do you shave your legs? If you do, do you think it makes you look like a prepubescent girl and do you enjoy that look?

Hair is hair. It doesn't define anything except style.


HAHAHA! No. Pubic hair is there for a reason: it is one of the visual indicators of sexual maturity. Thanks for playing, though.
 
2012-02-01 04:17:34 PM
Shaving is just out - way too irritating to my skin. The Brazilian waxing was fine, but I have better things to spend $40 every four or five weeks on, and that had gotten to the point where my skin was just too irritated by it as well. The look worked on me, though, because I have almost no body hair otherwise, and the hair I do have (other than my head) is transparent - I imagine a woman who otherwise had a lot of dark body hair would look rather odd waxed clean.

I really should buy a nice little set of clippers and be done with it. Next time I got to Sally's, maybe...
 
2012-02-01 04:19:22 PM
Goonie_Goo_Goo: [d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 460x795]

WIN.
 
2012-02-01 04:20:10 PM
Snakeophelia: I really should buy a nice little set of clippers and be done with it. Next time I got to Sally's, maybe...

I find a number 2 guard is just right.
 
2012-02-01 04:22:27 PM
sunshine up your skirt: Lorelle: Lando Lincoln: The My Little Pony Killer: If someone asked me to shave mine, I would call them out for being a creeper because that's what it is.

My former gf shaved hers for me because I'd never experienced one and she didn't either. Eh. Can't say I preferred it. She certainly didn't either after the hair started to grow back in.

Yup. Stubbly pubic hair isn't sexy (and itches like hell, not to mention the other uncomfortable skin problems caused by ingrown pubic hair).

My wife likes to be clean down there, so to avoid the issue you address above she had laser hair removal on her pubic area. All of it...gone. So she is clean and smooth all of the time with no additional care needed.

I must say, having been with women of various...er, growth patterns, I prefer her method and the result. Much less to pick out of my teeth after. But that just me. To each his/her own.


Can I ask how many treatments she had to have? Thinking of getting it for the wife as long as it's not like 100 sessions or something.
 
2012-02-01 04:29:58 PM
You know that gross, hairy couple illustrated in The Joy of Sex who look like they've never seen a pair of trimmers in their entire farking lives... but they're going at it like they just don't care?

Yeah. Me and Mrs_Fab are hairier than that. And we don't care either.
 
2012-02-01 04:30:42 PM
Any 30+ Farkers remember that spread in Playboy from our youth...you know the one....

(please find/ link I'm at work!)
 
2012-02-01 04:32:20 PM
23FPB23: Any 30+ Farkers remember that spread in Playboy from our youth...you know the one....

(please find/ link I'm at work!)


Um....there were a lot of "spreads". You're going to have to narrow it down a bit.
 
2012-02-01 04:35:40 PM
GAT_00: Hair is hair. It doesn't define anything except style.

pubes are a sign of sexual maturity
 
2012-02-01 04:41:42 PM
Goonie_Goo_Goo

cdn.overclock.net
 
2012-02-01 04:43:07 PM
I think it really depends on how much you're getting it on. If you're going to be going at it a lot, then waxing the general area is the only way to go. Shaving leaves sharp stubble that rubs you raw in a hurry. Even when waxed hair grows back it's not sharp like shaved hair. If you're really going at it a lot, then full-natural and shaved are unacceptable unless you've already built callouses on your sexy bits, which I prefer to avoid.
 
2012-02-01 04:49:21 PM
Zoomaster: NSFW (new window)

I don't like the Pedo look either

/There are limits though


It's so angry!
 
2012-02-01 04:57:59 PM
Goonie_Goo_Goo: [d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 460x795]

I love you, man.
 
2012-02-01 04:58:59 PM
Shazam999: sunshine up your skirt: Lorelle: Lando Lincoln: The My Little Pony Killer: If someone asked me to shave mine, I would call them out for being a creeper because that's what it is.

My former gf shaved hers for me because I'd never experienced one and she didn't either. Eh. Can't say I preferred it. She certainly didn't either after the hair started to grow back in.

Yup. Stubbly pubic hair isn't sexy (and itches like hell, not to mention the other uncomfortable skin problems caused by ingrown pubic hair).

My wife likes to be clean down there, so to avoid the issue you address above she had laser hair removal on her pubic area. All of it...gone. So she is clean and smooth all of the time with no additional care needed.

I must say, having been with women of various...er, growth patterns, I prefer her method and the result. Much less to pick out of my teeth after. But that just me. To each his/her own.

Can I ask how many treatments she had to have? Thinking of getting it for the wife as long as it's not like 100 sessions or something.


I'm not absolutely sure - she had it done before we met, so I wasn't around for the process. She has indicated that the process wasn't that long or complicated and that she had to go back a few more times than normal because of the fine nature of the hair and that it is (was) blonde. As long as you think this is a gift she'd actually want (assuming it is a gift), I say go for it.
 
2012-02-01 05:01:38 PM
Ed Grubermann: Pubic hair is there for a reason: it is one of the visual indicators of sexual maturity.

Exactly. That's why we display it in public, so that everyone can use this invaluable visual indicator. In fact, anyone trying to hide their pubic hair is actually impersonating a pre-pubecent child, so if you're attracted to anyone wearing any sort of lower-body covering you are a pedophile.
 
2012-02-01 05:16:56 PM
Shazam999: sunshine up your skirt: Lorelle: Lando Lincoln: The My Little Pony Killer: If someone asked me to shave mine, I would call them out for being a creeper because that's what it is.

My former gf shaved hers for me because I'd never experienced one and she didn't either. Eh. Can't say I preferred it. She certainly didn't either after the hair started to grow back in.

Yup. Stubbly pubic hair isn't sexy (and itches like hell, not to mention the other uncomfortable skin problems caused by ingrown pubic hair).

My wife likes to be clean down there, so to avoid the issue you address above she had laser hair removal on her pubic area. All of it...gone. So she is clean and smooth all of the time with no additional care needed.

I must say, having been with women of various...er, growth patterns, I prefer her method and the result. Much less to pick out of my teeth after. But that just me. To each his/her own.

Can I ask how many treatments she had to have? Thinking of getting it for the wife as long as it's not like 100 sessions or something.



She buy her own laser hair removal system for around $300. Saves on a lot of money, time and would allow her to do it in the privacy of your own home. Great investment. Depending on how coarse or fine her hair is depends on how many treatments as well as how hirsute she is.
 
2012-02-01 05:56:32 PM
Zoomaster: NSFW (new window)

I don't like the Pedo look either

/There are limits though


i399.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-01 05:57:56 PM
Somacandra: You don't like a lawn around your house?

Cause I hate having to have a bunch of Mexican guys over once a week to maintain it?
 
2012-02-01 06:01:51 PM
Jake Havechek: I think people who associate bare beavers with pedophilia have some issues of their own to work through.

Bought the windowless conversion van yet, sickos?


I think people who think windowless conversion vans are only owned by pedophiles have their own issues to work through. I assure you I only molest full grown women in mine.
 
2012-02-01 06:02:18 PM
While I do understand why people react so badly to shaved fun-bits - that whole "looks like a little girl" thing - being the sort of guy who likes to lay down there and spend an afternoon in the heavenly meadow, I've come to quite prefer shaven fun bits. If it's a bit of a rain-forest, I'll still enjoy my time down there, but after a while it does tend to get a little tiring switching between the "gentle(ish) caress" and "machete" settings on my tongue. (The batteries tend to last longer on the "gentle(ish) caress" setting, and far less time taken up removing jams from between my teeth, too.)
 
2012-02-01 06:06:06 PM
sunshine up your skirt: Shazam999: sunshine up your skirt: Lorelle: Lando Lincoln: The My Little Pony Killer: If someone asked me to shave mine, I would call them out for being a creeper because that's what it is.

My former gf shaved hers for me because I'd never experienced one and she didn't either. Eh. Can't say I preferred it. She certainly didn't either after the hair started to grow back in.

Yup. Stubbly pubic hair isn't sexy (and itches like hell, not to mention the other uncomfortable skin problems caused by ingrown pubic hair).

My wife likes to be clean down there, so to avoid the issue you address above she had laser hair removal on her pubic area. All of it...gone. So she is clean and smooth all of the time with no additional care needed.

I must say, having been with women of various...er, growth patterns, I prefer her method and the result. Much less to pick out of my teeth after. But that just me. To each his/her own.

Can I ask how many treatments she had to have? Thinking of getting it for the wife as long as it's not like 100 sessions or something.

I'm not absolutely sure - she had it done before we met, so I wasn't around for the process. She has indicated that the process wasn't that long or complicated and that she had to go back a few more times than normal because of the fine nature of the hair and that it is (was) blonde. As long as you think this is a gift she'd actually want (assuming it is a gift), I say go for it.


Thanks. My wife's hair is quite dark and her skin is light, so it should work okay. She'd also get her legs done.
 
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