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2012-02-01 11:28:16 AM
I don't like to shave my butt either. I mean, I will, on special occasions, but it's not something I really like to do. The stubble a few days later is just not fun at all.
 
2012-02-01 11:29:01 AM
Rosie Coker? That's her real name? Fantastic.
 
2012-02-01 11:29:38 AM
Well, I guess we just learned something about his lady.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-02-01 11:30:55 AM

Sybarite: Well, I guess we just learned something about his lady.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x654]


That she exists, for a start!
 
2012-02-01 11:54:35 AM

Lando Lincoln: I don't like to shave my butt either. I mean, I will, on special occasions...


Weddings, anniversaries, bar-mitzvahs, gay bar grand openings...
 
2012-02-01 11:56:39 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: gay bar grand openings


Aren't they all...aren't they all?
 
2012-02-01 11:58:00 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Lando Lincoln: I don't like to shave my butt either. I mean, I will, on special occasions...

Weddings, anniversaries, bar-mitzvahs, gay bar grand openings...


Penn State football open houses, the fleet coming in,..
 
2012-02-01 11:58:35 AM

dahmers love zombie: ecmoRandomNumbers: Lando Lincoln: I don't like to shave my butt either. I mean, I will, on special occasions...

Weddings, anniversaries, bar-mitzvahs, gay bar grand openings...

Penn State football open houses, the fleet coming in,..


Friday, Saturday...
 
2012-02-01 11:58:59 AM
I'm with Harry Potter/Pooter on this one.
 
2012-02-01 12:00:28 PM
So? I like a little grass on the field. But it does need to be at least mowed.
 
2012-02-01 12:10:44 PM

tnpir: I'm with Harry Potter/Pooter on this one.


Me too, good for him. I like the natural look. I would have done well in the 60s and 70s I guess.
 
2012-02-01 12:11:22 PM
Topiary, not glass parking lot.
 
2012-02-01 12:17:47 PM
Yeah, we really needed to know this.
 
2012-02-01 12:23:16 PM
I'm thinking Subby meant "Hairy Cooter".

Nothing like flossing while you eat.
 
2012-02-01 12:23:47 PM
Dammit, this is stuck in my head now:

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
 
2012-02-01 12:39:31 PM
Reminds me of this Rock Hudson movie I saw this last weekend.

i221.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-01 01:07:48 PM
So he prefers women who look like women and not prepubescent girls. What's wrong with that??
 
2012-02-01 01:10:19 PM

Lorelle: So he prefers women who look like women and not prepubescent girls. What's wrong with that??


Do you shave your legs? If you do, do you think it makes you look like a prepubescent girl and do you enjoy that look?

Hair is hair. It doesn't define anything except style.
 
2012-02-01 01:14:19 PM

Lorelle: So he prefers women who look like women and not prepubescent girls. What's wrong with that??


Nothing. Why he felt the need to tell a magazine about it is another issue entirely.

It would be like telling a magazine that dating vegetarians is preferred because of how their semen tastes. Is there anything wrong with that? No. Does anyone need to know that information? No.
 
2012-02-01 01:23:16 PM
Pubis Engorgio!
 
2012-02-01 01:23:40 PM
Well Demi Moore's single, and likes them younger. Could be a win-win for both of them.
 
2012-02-01 01:24:29 PM
This thread is relevant to my interests.
 
2012-02-01 01:34:54 PM
I agree with Mr. Radcliffe. It is creepy. Then again, I do change a lot of diapers and wipe butts quite often. And that's not even counting the 'Politics' tab.
 
2012-02-01 01:36:21 PM

Lando Lincoln: I don't like to shave my butt either. I mean, I will, on special occasions, but it's not something I really like to do. The stubble a few days later is just not fun at all.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-01 01:37:33 PM

miss diminutive: Nothing. Why he felt the need to tell a magazine about it is another issue entirely.


Perhaps they asked him?
 
2012-02-01 01:51:46 PM

GAT_00: Lorelle: So he prefers women who look like women and not prepubescent girls. What's wrong with that??

Do you shave your legs? If you do, do you think it makes you look like a prepubescent girl and do you enjoy that look?


I don't have to, thanks to a severe allergic reaction to Bactrim some time ago (quite an unusual side effect).

Hair is hair. It doesn't define anything except style.

One could say that when the shaved body part(s) in question is/are displayed publicly.
 
2012-02-01 02:06:08 PM

frankos: I'm thinking Subby meant "Hairy Cooter".


Yup. Pooter is the other side.
 
2012-02-01 02:07:58 PM

Lorelle: GAT_00: Lorelle: So he prefers women who look like women and not prepubescent girls. What's wrong with that??

Do you shave your legs? If you do, do you think it makes you look like a prepubescent girl and do you enjoy that look?

I don't have to, thanks to a severe allergic reaction to Bactrim some time ago (quite an unusual side effect).

Hair is hair. It doesn't define anything except style.

One could say that when the shaved body part(s) in question is/are displayed publicly.


See, ive never seen a prepubecent vagina, nor will i ever see one, so your argument makes no sense. A shaved vagina doesnt have that connection for me, they just make oral sex much more fun. You are reading way too much into other peoples parts
 
2012-02-01 02:11:24 PM

adamgreeney: Lorelle: GAT_00: Lorelle: So he prefers women who look like women and not prepubescent girls. What's wrong with that??

Do you shave your legs? If you do, do you think it makes you look like a prepubescent girl and do you enjoy that look?

I don't have to, thanks to a severe allergic reaction to Bactrim some time ago (quite an unusual side effect).

Hair is hair. It doesn't define anything except style.

One could say that when the shaved body part(s) in question is/are displayed publicly.

See, ive never seen a prepubecent vagina, nor will i ever see one, so your argument makes no sense. A shaved vagina doesnt have that connection for me, they just make oral sex much more fun. You are reading way too much into other peoples parts


Just because you've personally never seen one doesn't mean that connection magically doesn't exist for other people, especially those of us who have seen their vaginas in both those states.

If someone asked me to shave mine, I would call them out for being a creeper because that's what it is.
 
2012-02-01 02:11:41 PM
Oh yay, it's this topic again.
 
2012-02-01 02:14:26 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: adamgreeney: Lorelle: GAT_00: Lorelle: So he prefers women who look like women and not prepubescent girls. What's wrong with that??

Do you shave your legs? If you do, do you think it makes you look like a prepubescent girl and do you enjoy that look?

I don't have to, thanks to a severe allergic reaction to Bactrim some time ago (quite an unusual side effect).

Hair is hair. It doesn't define anything except style.

One could say that when the shaved body part(s) in question is/are displayed publicly.

See, ive never seen a prepubecent vagina, nor will i ever see one, so your argument makes no sense. A shaved vagina doesnt have that connection for me, they just make oral sex much more fun. You are reading way too much into other peoples parts

Just because you've personally never seen one doesn't mean that connection magically doesn't exist for other people, especially those of us who have seen their vaginas in both those states.

If someone asked me to shave mine, I would call them out for being a creeper because that's what it is.


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/Too bad your profile pic is broken
 
2012-02-01 02:14:27 PM
Female pubic hair is sexy.
 
2012-02-01 02:15:08 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: adamgreeney: Lorelle: GAT_00: Lorelle: So he prefers women who look like women and not prepubescent girls. What's wrong with that??

Do you shave your legs? If you do, do you think it makes you look like a prepubescent girl and do you enjoy that look?

I don't have to, thanks to a severe allergic reaction to Bactrim some time ago (quite an unusual side effect).

Hair is hair. It doesn't define anything except style.

One could say that when the shaved body part(s) in question is/are displayed publicly.

See, ive never seen a prepubecent vagina, nor will i ever see one, so your argument makes no sense. A shaved vagina doesnt have that connection for me, they just make oral sex much more fun. You are reading way too much into other peoples parts

Just because you've personally never seen one doesn't mean that connection magically doesn't exist for other people, especially those of us who have seen their vaginas in both those states.

If someone asked me to shave mine, I would call them out for being a creeper because that's what it is.


Thats what it is to you, maybe not to him. My point is that you cant just say every man that like a woman to shave is a perv or creep. It bothers you, but dont project your hangups on everyone else.
 
2012-02-01 02:15:45 PM

Lando Lincoln: I don't like to shave my butt either. I mean, I will, on special occasions, but it's not something I really like to do. The stubble a few days later is just not fun at all.


I loved your Craigslist post (new window), by the way.
 
2012-02-01 02:17:29 PM
I prefer the triangle. A neat triangle, not those things in the 70's.
 
2012-02-01 02:19:28 PM
I agree with the boy who lived.
 
2012-02-01 02:19:50 PM
Well DUH!

i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-01 02:20:29 PM

ShawnDoc: frankos: I'm thinking Subby meant "Hairy Cooter".

Yup. Pooter is the other side.



I dunno, in England everything is reversed. Touching a girl's "fanny" over there is a whole different base...er, pitch?
 
2012-02-01 02:21:04 PM

Adman12: Female pubic hair is sexy.


Except when her thighs look like Yosemite Sam, and you have to call the cast of AxMen in for assistance trimming the really coarse bunghole growth.
 
2012-02-01 02:22:57 PM
I think this falls under TMI.
 
2012-02-01 02:23:24 PM

frankos: I'm thinking Subby meant "Hairy Cooter".


subbys a virgin. give him a break.
 
2012-02-01 02:24:56 PM

Adman12: Female pubic hair is sexy.



Only when it is still attached to the female. Separately, the two have no power over me.
 
2012-02-01 02:25:11 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: If someone asked me to shave mine, I would call them out for being a creeper because that's what it is.


My former gf shaved hers for me because I'd never experienced one and she didn't either. Eh. Can't say I preferred it. She certainly didn't either after the hair started to grow back in.
 
2012-02-01 02:31:08 PM

Lando Lincoln: The My Little Pony Killer: If someone asked me to shave mine, I would call them out for being a creeper because that's what it is.

My former gf shaved hers for me because I'd never experienced one and she didn't either. Eh. Can't say I preferred it. She certainly didn't either after the hair started to grow back in.


Yup. Stubbly pubic hair isn't sexy (and itches like hell, not to mention the other uncomfortable skin problems caused by ingrown pubic hair).
 
2012-02-01 02:32:25 PM
I think people who associate bare beavers with pedophilia have some issues of their own to work through.

Bought the windowless conversion van yet, sickos?
 
2012-02-01 02:40:01 PM

GAT_00: Do you shave your legs? If you do, do you think it makes you look like a prepubescent girl and do you enjoy that look?


Uh, little girl legs are just as fuzzy as little boy legs. They would be later too if they weren't shaved. Leg hair is not a puberty-emergent secondary sex characteristic.
 
2012-02-01 02:42:03 PM

ShawnDoc: Pooter


Pooter, Cooter -- sounds like a Dukes of Hazzard reunion show.
 
2012-02-01 02:44:01 PM
I'm ok with it either way. The future Mrs. suggested a little manscaping and I have to admit I am totally sold on that.

/hope that doesn't make her like little boys.
 
2012-02-01 02:44:49 PM
Terminology:

Vulva - The external stuff. Typically fuzzy with the onset of puberty

Vagina - The internal collapsable tube/birth canal. Not usually fuzzy
 
2012-02-01 02:45:52 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: adamgreeney: Lorelle: GAT_00: Lorelle: So he prefers women who look like women and not prepubescent girls. What's wrong with that??

Do you shave your legs? If you do, do you think it makes you look like a prepubescent girl and do you enjoy that look?

I don't have to, thanks to a severe allergic reaction to Bactrim some time ago (quite an unusual side effect).

Hair is hair. It doesn't define anything except style.

One could say that when the shaved body part(s) in question is/are displayed publicly.

See, ive never seen a prepubecent vagina, nor will i ever see one, so your argument makes no sense. A shaved vagina doesnt have that connection for me, they just make oral sex much more fun. You are reading way too much into other peoples parts

Just because you've personally never seen one doesn't mean that connection magically doesn't exist for other people, especially those of us who have seen their vaginas in both those states.

If someone asked me to shave mine, I would call them out for being a creeper because that's what it is.


Well that's just like, your opinion, man.

I like shaved because I think a woman's genitalia (not a little girl's because they are asexual as far as I am concerned) are pretty to look at, as opposed to a bunch of pissy hair. Landing strip is ok but I prefer smooth skin.

You shave your legs and pits, right? Why is the general public treated to your conscientious grooming, but your significant other has to suffer in private, assuming he or she would prefer you shaved?
 
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