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(Telegraph) Spiffy "Spiffy," said Tom, "I have invented the phonograph. Now businessmen can send each other brief messages in pneumatic tubes, which I call the Internets." "Now, Slave, fetch me a recording of Bismarck"   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 10
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I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 12:49:52 PM
At long last we are herring the words of Bismarck.
 
Mr. Potatoass
2012-02-01 01:14:11 PM
Fark Edison.
 
Current Resident [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 01:25:59 PM
Well, that was uninteresting.

Why didn't some brave Telegraph editor sink this story?
 
Kanemano
2012-02-01 01:37:45 PM
Nobody beats the Biz
 
minnesotaboy
2012-02-01 01:43:15 PM
At least his genius wasn't relegated to Frankenstein movies.

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darthdrafter
2012-02-01 03:13:42 PM
I was expecting to hear him say something really important and historical.

/If it were me, I'd have said, "I don't know what to say..."
 
Knight without armor
2012-02-01 03:26:01 PM
What will they think of next?
 
mainsail
2012-02-01 04:35:46 PM
"Ist diese Sache eingeschaltet?"
 
londos
2012-02-01 07:41:29 PM
But you say he's just a friend?

/oh baby, you....
 
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy
2012-02-01 10:01:05 PM
You'd think they could have cleaned up the scratchiness a bit. It's not like we have computer programs that can process audio, or anything...
 
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