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Freakin Rican

2012-02-01 10:32:07 AM

The MOP is getting Viagra.

giggity

Bruxellensis

2012-02-01 10:32:45 AM

Maybe the bunker was too big?

LordJiro

2012-02-01 10:32:53 AM

I lol''d, but I was also intrigued by this.

We really have a ship called the 'USS Ponce'? Really?

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier

2012-02-01 10:33:25 AM

You what they say about a country with a big missile technology....

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier

2012-02-01 10:34:05 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: You what they say about a country with a big missile technology....

Dammit.

You KNOW what they say

/Stupid Farking at Work

ransak99

2012-02-01 10:34:14 AM

That's what she said...

PsyLord

2012-02-01 10:34:50 AM

Bruxellensis: Maybe the bunker was too big?

images.wikia.com

Pair-o-Dice

2012-02-01 10:34:53 AM

Big Penetrator Needs to Be Harder

That's what she said...

furterfan

2012-02-01 10:36:48 AM

The Biggest penetrator needs to be harder

/sorry, I thought this was the 'things not to say to gay couples' thread

DjangoStonereaver

2012-02-01 10:40:18 AM

"I'm working on it! I'm working on it!"

Bendal

2012-02-01 10:44:00 AM

Sounds like performance anxiety to me...

elkraf

2012-02-01 10:44:47 AM

Just stroke it a bit!

lack of warmth

2012-02-01 10:46:24 AM

Do we really need to spend $82 million improving technology that for the larger part has been around for 80 years? Oh wait, some men have spent over $100,000 for the same reason.

/drive a small truck
//don't need to compensate

Nick Nostril

2012-02-01 10:48:17 AM

That.
Is.
Awesome.

DrippinBalls

2012-02-01 10:51:28 AM

Pile-drive that sucker! BIGGER, HARDER, DEEPER, for sure.

BurnShrike

2012-02-01 10:51:46 AM

Big Penetrator Needs to Be Harder

Nah, she just needs to be a bit more receptive.

Headmaster: So just listen... now did I or did I not do vaginal juices?

Pupils: Yes sir.

Headmaster: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.

Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir.

Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir.

Headmaster: Good. Good. Good, well done, Wymer.

Duckworth: Stroking the thighs, sir.

Headmaster: Yes, I suppose so.

Another: Bite the neck.

Headmaster: Good. Nibbling the ear. Kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.

Watson: Yes sir. Sorry sir.

AmazinTim

2012-02-01 10:52:23 AM

PsyLord: Bruxellensis: Maybe the bunker was too big?

[images.wikia.com image 270x240]

Maybe the bunker was too big
Maybe the bunker was too big

macadamnut

2012-02-01 11:03:58 AM

might not have enough penetrating power to take out Iran's most heavily protected nuclear facilities

Why not just declare it illegal for them to have oil and starting bombing their gas stations?

2wolves

2012-02-01 11:04:21 AM

War porn.

MBooda

2012-02-01 11:04:59 AM

unimpressed
blogs.houstonpress.com

chaddsfarkprefect

2012-02-01 11:16:32 AM

Subby uses sexist as so many use -phobia and racist. That would be incorrectly.

macadamnut

2012-02-01 11:18:46 AM

chaddsfarkprefect: Subby uses sexist as so many use -phobia and racist. That would be incorrectly.

You've cooked his E's!

Langdon Alger

2012-02-01 11:22:25 AM

Female co stars always said John Holmes was never fully hard in his scenes.

Tyrone Slothrop

2012-02-01 11:23:28 AM

LordJiro: I lol''d, but I was also intrigued by this.

We really have a ship called the 'USS Ponce'? Really?

That's for those "different" sailors.

/And now for some close-order swanning about

sweet-daddy-2

2012-02-01 11:39:30 AM

Thanks a lot subby. Now my wife is demanding I apply for the same funding. Nothing short of the Death Star could penetrate that bunker.

MBooda

2012-02-01 11:44:05 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: LordJiro: I lol''d, but I was also intrigued by this.

We really have a ship called the 'USS Ponce'? Really?

That's for those "different" sailors.

/And now for some close-order swanning about

The Puerto Rican community frowns upon your shenanigans.
www.palmbeachpost.com

Bruxellensis

2012-02-01 11:48:08 AM

AmazinTim: PsyLord: Bruxellensis: Maybe the bunker was too big?

[images.wikia.com image 270x240]

Maybe the bunker was too big
Maybe the bunker was too big

..you know, cuz of the echo....big.....

maram500

2012-02-01 11:59:37 AM

This bears repetition: The [Masstive Ordnance Penetrator] is getting Viagra.

I can't find who wrote it, but I'll be damned if the author isn't a woman. A very sexually pent-up woman who hasn't seen peen in a very long time. Or a lesbian.

Mr Guy

2012-02-01 12:05:56 PM

lack of warmth: Do we really need to spend $82 million improving technology that for the larger part has been around for 80 years? Oh wait, some men have spent over $100,000 for the same reason.

/drive a small truck
//don't need to compensate

Yes, thank the Iranians.

//Could tell you more, would have to kill you

grinding_journalist

2012-02-01 12:23:54 PM

Recently hired as outside project consultants.

cwsfa

2012-02-01 12:42:48 PM

chaddsfarkprefect: Subby uses sexist as so many use -phobia and racist. That would be incorrectly.

What's wrong with bein' sexy?

t3.gstatic.com

acad1228

2012-02-01 01:35:43 PM

DjangoStonereaver: [i306.photobucket.com image 600x400]

"I'm working on it! I'm working on it!"

Who is that girl???

Freakin Rican

2012-02-01 01:46:50 PM

MBooda: Tyrone Slothrop: LordJiro: I lol''d, but I was also intrigued by this.

We really have a ship called the 'USS Ponce'? Really?

That's for those "different" sailors.

/And now for some close-order swanning about

The Puerto Rican community frowns upon your shenanigans.
[www.palmbeachpost.com image 428x286]

i has sad

ReapTheChaos

2012-02-01 02:32:52 PM

In all fairness, the Air Force is over 64 years old. At that age one often has trouble in the hardness department.

Fear_and_Loathing

2012-02-01 02:58:35 PM

ReapTheChaos: In all fairness, the Air Force only came out 64 years ago. It has been active far longer. At that age one often has trouble in the hardness department.

FTFY

que.guero

2012-02-01 03:00:03 PM

For some reason I heard the headline in this guy's voice.

watchtheitcrowd.com

Damn these electric sex pants!

DjangoStonereaver

2012-02-01 05:33:51 PM

acad1228: DjangoStonereaver: [i306.photobucket.com image 600x400]

"I'm working on it! I'm working on it!"

Who is that girl???

No idea; its a common picture that often turns up in IDF hot chick threads, though she herself seems to be US military
to judge from what little of her uniform we can see.

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