The back of a Volkswagon?

Florida?

"That cock just pecked my pecker!"

Bangkok?

Richard's Hole?

in the butt?

Did it attack a mirror?

"Cook 'em, Dano!"


*snicker*

>Guess where

Florida? It's Florida isn't it?

//checks source

Nope. Figures I would guess on a statistical outlier.

My sister in law lives in that county. Really this is not that surprising to me. That makes me rather sad. Stop being so damn Florida like Albermarle!

Penisburg?

So why is it when cops basically see a dog they blow it away no question, but when they are physically attacked by a rooster they mace it (to no detriment). You'd think once they saw the rooster was unaffected they'd just blow it away out of spite.

Awesome.

This officer doesn't know cock block?

Who brings a pecker to a cock fight?

Was it a peacock?

Pecker on pecker action!

/giggity

The left second metatarsal?

Right in the mind!

/am I right, coach?

But was it the legendary Poyo?



/Obscure?

Must be a real boring county if all THREE Sheriff's Deputies had to serve A warrant. Or said Deputies are Barney farking Fife!

In the cockpit?

A gay rooster with a cop fetish maybe?

I say boy, what's goin' on in here?

Cock drops Wood with pecker says Hardin

ertznay: Florida?

Florida?
Florida?

/Florida?

Pretty sure the "guess where" refers to where Deputy Wood got pecked...
All of a sudden, a large rooster hit him beak first just below the belt, hard enough to double him over.

i suspect "mace" would have no effect on birds. wonder why...
pepper spray is often just capsaicin or an artificial compound based off capsaicin. so little surprise it would not have any effect on a non-mammal.

peppers like to have their seeds spread, not eaten and digested. they need to pass through a digestive system undamaged. mammals have crushing teeth. birds don't, although they do have gizzard stones. as a bonus birds fly and shiat, as opposed the mammalian walking and shiatting. capsaicin has evolved to deter mammals, but not birds. it's a drug. if you want to keep squirrels out of the bird feeder use ground peppers or a capsaicin spray.

on the other hand if you want to protect your self from birds you might as well just throw the pepper spray at them or hit them with it.

LordStormes: Pretty sure the "guess where" refers to where Deputy Wood got pecked...
All of a sudden, a large rooster hit him beak first just below the belt, hard enough to double him over.

A viable candidate for the "smart" vote.

I bet that large cock was spitting mad.

birds can nom on capsaicin seeds without a problem.
i'm guessing a spritz in the eyes ain't no biggie either

+1 webbernets to farkmitter

Intercourse, PA.?

I despise a floggin' rooster.

Deputy? He got demoted?

Florida?

All of a sudden, a large rooster hit him beak first just below the belt, hard enough to double him over.

Yep, I knew it. Right in his Florida.

Que Moleman.

well subby, not sure what you were going for but i guess Florida...

/RTFA

Charlottesville? really? TJ WOULD BE ASHAMED!!!

Uranus?