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(E! Online)   After a rough night at Quark's, Captain Sisko beamed to jail for taking the helm of the Defiant while drunk   ( divider line
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5827 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:47 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-02-01 12:40:08 PM  
2 votes:
"Hold...ON officer... here's my... IDENTIFication... my regisTRAtion.. is in... the glove... comPARTment."
2012-02-01 02:01:06 PM  
1 vote:

chewielouie: //Janeway was the best captain.

Dude, Zapp Brannigan is a better starship captain than Janeway.
2012-02-01 01:55:43 PM  
1 vote:
We have to free him, or the riots of 2012 will never happen and yadda-yadda-yadda! Or something!
2012-02-01 11:44:47 AM  
1 vote:

imontheinternet: [ image 246x300]

I'm sorry, captain. This station has a zero tolerance policy on shenanigans and tomfoolery.

I read it in his voice.
2012-02-01 11:28:58 AM  
1 vote:

THGL: The Crepes of Wrath: thegonz111: I saw him on Shatner's doc "The Captains". This man is clearly farked.

I thought the same thing when I watched it. Dude is way out there.

Agreed. What is it about jazz musicians, they all seem to be missing a few dots off their dice.

I don't know if he is way out there (probably), but in his interview with Shatner it seemed like he'd been hitting the blunts just beforehand.

/thanks to "Unsupervised", I know that bongs are for white people.
2012-02-01 11:12:12 AM  
1 vote:
Should've switched to root beer
2012-02-01 10:02:44 AM  
1 vote:

I'm sorry, captain. This station has a zero tolerance policy on shenanigans and tomfoolery.
2012-02-01 10:00:55 AM  
1 vote:
2012-02-01 09:56:32 AM  
1 vote:
Good thing he wasn't in his Hawk personna otherwise there would have been more charges than DUI
2012-02-01 09:49:45 AM  
1 vote:

Warp Speed...
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