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After a rough night at Quark's, Captain Sisko beamed to jail for taking the helm of the Defiant while drunk
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Mildot
2012-02-01 09:49:45 AM
Warp Speed...
russlar
2012-02-01 09:50:09 AM
The Sisko has completed his drink.
thegonz111
2012-02-01 09:52:08 AM
I saw him on Shatner's doc "The Captains". This man is clearly farked.
Bermuda59
2012-02-01 09:56:32 AM
Good thing he wasn't in his Hawk personna otherwise there would have been more charges than DUI
Publikwerks
2012-02-01 10:00:55 AM
imontheinternet
2012-02-01 10:02:44 AM
I'm sorry, captain. This station has a zero tolerance policy on shenanigans and tomfoolery.
The Crepes of Wrath
2012-02-01 10:02:47 AM
thegonz111
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I saw him on Shatner's doc "The Captains". This man is clearly farked.
I thought the same thing when I watched it. Dude is way out there.
LarryDan43
2012-02-01 10:08:48 AM
Captain its not a ship, its not going anywhere. No Im not trying to take your keys because there's nowhere to drive. Its not moving captain, your just drunk and you've got the spins. Hold on to me and i'll get you back to your cabin.
GuyFawkes
2012-02-01 10:11:07 AM
Publikwerks
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I LOVE that episode!
/one of the best DS9 eps
BalugaJoe
2012-02-01 10:15:19 AM
Too much Tranya.
Did they put him in a holding cell?
shinjitsuism
2012-02-01 10:24:36 AM
Yeah, yeah whatever man,
DjangoStonereaver
2012-02-01 10:25:22 AM
"Haaaaaaaaaaaaawk...... I am disappoint."
exploding pork
2012-02-01 10:27:52 AM
"Never trust ale from a god-fearing people," my arse.
slapmastered
2012-02-01 10:30:55 AM
imontheinternet
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I'm sorry, captain. This station has a zero tolerance policy on shenanigans and tomfoolery.
Well played.
/Haven't seen "The Captains" documentary. Might have to look that one up on Netflix.
//Didn't realize the dude was that far out there. Shame. Sisko really grew on me as a character over the course of DS9.
Impasse
2012-02-01 10:35:28 AM
THGL
2012-02-01 10:35:55 AM
The Crepes of Wrath
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thegonz111: I saw him on Shatner's doc "The Captains". This man is clearly farked.
I thought the same thing when I watched it. Dude is way out there.
Agreed. What is it about jazz musicians, they all seem to be missing a few dots off their dice.
Beeblebrox
2012-02-01 10:36:08 AM
I don't know why, just cuz...
BEKirby
2012-02-01 10:38:05 AM
Nobody gets between Sisko and the blood wine...
ltdanman44
2012-02-01 10:38:49 AM
too much Kanar! Dukat's revenge is complete
PsyLord
2012-02-01 10:38:50 AM
Must've been Romulan ale.
whither_apophis
2012-02-01 11:12:12 AM
Should've switched to root beer
Callindril
2012-02-01 11:12:24 AM
Publikwerks
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ITS A FAKE!
Twonk
2012-02-01 11:28:58 AM
THGL
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The Crepes of Wrath: thegonz111: I saw him on Shatner's doc "The Captains". This man is clearly farked.
I thought the same thing when I watched it. Dude is way out there.
Agreed. What is it about jazz musicians, they all seem to be missing a few dots off their dice.
I don't know if he is way out there (probably), but in his interview with Shatner it seemed like he'd been hitting the blunts just beforehand.
/thanks to "Unsupervised", I know that bongs are for white people.
whosits_112
2012-02-01 11:38:42 AM
Callindril
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Publikwerks: [images.wikia.com image 634x489]
ITS A FAKE!
LoneWolf343
2012-02-01 11:44:47 AM
imontheinternet
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I'm sorry, captain. This station has a zero tolerance policy on shenanigans and tomfoolery.
I read it in his voice.
Publikwerks
2012-02-01 11:47:30 AM
"Spocks driving?"
puckrock2000
2012-02-01 11:50:06 AM
It's not Sisko, it's Benny Russell hitting the skids after Pabst cancelled his story.
/Write those words, Brother Benny!
Publikwerks
2012-02-01 11:53:49 AM
SirTanon
2012-02-01 11:59:03 AM
Would like to have a word
dajoro
2012-02-01 12:06:57 PM
Avery Brooks was a primary reason I could just not get into DS9. Every line delivered like he was in a stage production of Othello. Just too much. What Patrick Stewart did so effortlessly came off as hammy for Brooks. Sisko sucked, ripped me out of every scene he was in.
I'm glad he got arrested.
catchow
2012-02-01 12:12:17 PM
BEKirby
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Nobody gets between Sisko and the blood wine...
Came for this, leaving satisfied.
ExperianScaresCthulhu
2012-02-01 12:18:53 PM
Publikwerks
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That man is fine.
Coelacanth
2012-02-01 12:19:48 PM
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ExperianScaresCthulhu
2012-02-01 12:25:04 PM
dajoro
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Avery Brooks was a primary reason I could just not get into DS9. Every line delivered like he was in a stage production of Othello. Just too much. What Patrick Stewart did so effortlessly came off as for Brooks. Sisko sucked, ripped me out of every scene he was in.
I'm glad he got arrested.
I used to find his delivery strange, too.
Two decades worth of screaming black-man-for-white-boys from Samuel L. Jackson later.... Avery Brooks interpretation of Sisko is a revelation, refreshing and powerful. There's so much happening in his deliveries, and he's so soft-spoken and calm, he forces you to pay attention to him.
(Kind of like how I used to hate the delivery of the 'good' brother on Classic V. Now, it's the 'thug' brother who makes me wince in those early episodes, not the doctor. I love the Doctor Thug brother grew on me as he lost the need to put on an act.)
(Wonder how I'll feel about Olivia's daddy on The Cosby Show, if I went back to watch.....)
/growing old does weird things to a person
//or maybe it's just Obama
///can't compare feelings about dr. stephen on B5, since I didn't watch it first run
Barricaded Gunman
2012-02-01 12:40:08 PM
"Hold...
ON
officer... here's my...
IDENTIF
ication... my regis
TRA
tion.. is in... the glove... com
PART
ment."
chewielouie
2012-02-01 12:58:59 PM
Barricaded Gunman
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"Hold...ON officer... here's my... IDENTIFication... my regisTRAtion.. is in... the glove... comPARTment."
Nailed it.
/Still like DS9 though.
//Janeway was the best captain.
McTavi
2012-02-01 01:06:35 PM
I for one, am glad he did not get his flying car.
LoneWolf343
2012-02-01 01:37:41 PM
chewielouie
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Barricaded Gunman: "Hold...ON officer... here's my... IDENTIFication... my regisTRAtion.. is in... the glove... comPARTment."
Nailed it.
/Still like DS9 though.
//
Janeway was the best captain
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lolno
Publikwerks
2012-02-01 01:42:49 PM
NobleHam
2012-02-01 01:55:43 PM
We have to free him, or the riots of 2012 will never happen and yadda-yadda-yadda! Or something!
Romans 7 19
2012-02-01 01:59:57 PM
whither_apophis
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Should've switched to root beer
Insidious!!
russlar
2012-02-01 02:01:06 PM
chewielouie
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//Janeway was the best captain.
Dude, Zapp Brannigan is a better starship captain than Janeway.
BadReligion
2012-02-01 02:19:30 PM
russlar
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chewielouie: //Janeway was the best captain.
Dude, Zapp Brannigan is a better starship captain than Janeway.
You know, boys, a good captain needs abilities like boldness, daring and a good velour uniform, and I'm not convinced Janeway has ANY of those things.
Vash's Apprentice
2012-02-01 02:25:27 PM
Romans 7 19
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whither_apophis: Should've switched to root beer
Insidious!!
Just like the Federation.
Evil Mackerel
2012-02-01 02:27:22 PM
Publikwerks
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This, was the first thing to come to my mind after reading that story.
kevinfra
2012-02-01 03:10:29 PM
I was never a big fan of DS-9, but I used to love Spenser For Hire - and the novels from which the series sprang.
While some may disagree about how he played Sisko, Avery Brooks absolutely nailed the role of Hawk.
braedan
2012-02-01 03:43:20 PM
Publikwerks
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Looks like I have a card for the wife on Valentine's Day now.
Thanks!
Andric
2012-02-01 04:27:34 PM
dajoro
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Avery Brooks was a primary reason I could just not get into DS9. Every line delivered like he was in a stage production of Othello. Just too much. What Patrick Stewart did so effortlessly came off as hammy for Brooks. Sisko sucked, ripped me out of every scene he was in.
I'm glad he got arrested.
This post is bad, and you should feel bad.
fusillade762
2012-02-01 05:10:11 PM
dajoro
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Avery Brooks was a primary reason I could just not get into DS9. Every line delivered like he was in a stage production of Othello. Just too much. What Patrick Stewart did so effortlessly came off as hammy for Brooks. Sisko sucked, ripped me out of every scene he was in.
I'm glad he got arrested.
Too bad for you. It's the best Trek series. A shame you're missing out.
Lord Farkwad
2012-02-01 05:26:04 PM
It could have been a founder framing him. A blood test will reveal that.
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