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(E! Online)   After a rough night at Quark's, Captain Sisko beamed to jail for taking the helm of the Defiant while drunk   (eonline.com) divider line 59
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2012-02-01 09:49:45 AM
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Warp Speed...
 
2012-02-01 09:50:09 AM
The Sisko has completed his drink.
 
2012-02-01 09:52:08 AM
I saw him on Shatner's doc "The Captains". This man is clearly farked.
 
2012-02-01 09:56:32 AM
Good thing he wasn't in his Hawk personna otherwise there would have been more charges than DUI
 
2012-02-01 10:00:55 AM
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2012-02-01 10:02:44 AM
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I'm sorry, captain. This station has a zero tolerance policy on shenanigans and tomfoolery.
 
2012-02-01 10:02:47 AM

thegonz111: I saw him on Shatner's doc "The Captains". This man is clearly farked.


I thought the same thing when I watched it. Dude is way out there.
 
2012-02-01 10:08:48 AM
Captain its not a ship, its not going anywhere. No Im not trying to take your keys because there's nowhere to drive. Its not moving captain, your just drunk and you've got the spins. Hold on to me and i'll get you back to your cabin.
 
2012-02-01 10:11:07 AM

Publikwerks: [images.wikia.com image 634x489]


I LOVE that episode!

/one of the best DS9 eps
 
2012-02-01 10:15:19 AM
Too much Tranya.

Did they put him in a holding cell?
 
2012-02-01 10:24:36 AM
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Yeah, yeah whatever man,
 
2012-02-01 10:25:22 AM
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"Haaaaaaaaaaaaawk...... I am disappoint."
 
2012-02-01 10:27:52 AM
"Never trust ale from a god-fearing people," my arse.
 
2012-02-01 10:30:55 AM

imontheinternet: [sharetv.org image 246x300]

I'm sorry, captain. This station has a zero tolerance policy on shenanigans and tomfoolery.


Well played.

/Haven't seen "The Captains" documentary. Might have to look that one up on Netflix.
//Didn't realize the dude was that far out there. Shame. Sisko really grew on me as a character over the course of DS9.
 
2012-02-01 10:35:28 AM
www.xtremeduty.com
 
2012-02-01 10:35:55 AM

The Crepes of Wrath: thegonz111: I saw him on Shatner's doc "The Captains". This man is clearly farked.

I thought the same thing when I watched it. Dude is way out there.


Agreed. What is it about jazz musicians, they all seem to be missing a few dots off their dice.
 
2012-02-01 10:36:08 AM
I don't know why, just cuz...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-01 10:38:05 AM
Nobody gets between Sisko and the blood wine...
 
2012-02-01 10:38:49 AM
too much Kanar! Dukat's revenge is complete
 
2012-02-01 10:38:50 AM
Must've been Romulan ale.
 
2012-02-01 11:12:12 AM
Should've switched to root beer
 
2012-02-01 11:12:24 AM

Publikwerks: [images.wikia.com image 634x489]


ITS A FAKE!
 
2012-02-01 11:28:58 AM

THGL: The Crepes of Wrath: thegonz111: I saw him on Shatner's doc "The Captains". This man is clearly farked.

I thought the same thing when I watched it. Dude is way out there.

Agreed. What is it about jazz musicians, they all seem to be missing a few dots off their dice.


I don't know if he is way out there (probably), but in his interview with Shatner it seemed like he'd been hitting the blunts just beforehand.

/thanks to "Unsupervised", I know that bongs are for white people.
 
2012-02-01 11:38:42 AM

Callindril: Publikwerks: [images.wikia.com image 634x489]

ITS A FAKE!

www.elegantmess.net
 
2012-02-01 11:44:47 AM

imontheinternet: [sharetv.org image 246x300]

I'm sorry, captain. This station has a zero tolerance policy on shenanigans and tomfoolery.


I read it in his voice.
 
2012-02-01 11:47:30 AM
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"Spocks driving?"
 
2012-02-01 11:50:06 AM
It's not Sisko, it's Benny Russell hitting the skids after Pabst cancelled his story.

/Write those words, Brother Benny!
 
2012-02-01 11:53:49 AM
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2012-02-01 11:59:03 AM
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Would like to have a word
 
2012-02-01 12:06:57 PM
Avery Brooks was a primary reason I could just not get into DS9. Every line delivered like he was in a stage production of Othello. Just too much. What Patrick Stewart did so effortlessly came off as hammy for Brooks. Sisko sucked, ripped me out of every scene he was in.

I'm glad he got arrested.
 
2012-02-01 12:12:17 PM

BEKirby: Nobody gets between Sisko and the blood wine...


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-02-01 12:18:53 PM

Publikwerks: images.wikia.com



That man is fine.
 
2012-02-01 12:19:48 PM
Quarks Bar Drink Recipes Link (new window)
 
2012-02-01 12:25:04 PM

dajoro: Avery Brooks was a primary reason I could just not get into DS9. Every line delivered like he was in a stage production of Othello. Just too much. What Patrick Stewart did so effortlessly came off as for Brooks. Sisko sucked, ripped me out of every scene he was in.

I'm glad he got arrested.


I used to find his delivery strange, too.

Two decades worth of screaming black-man-for-white-boys from Samuel L. Jackson later.... Avery Brooks interpretation of Sisko is a revelation, refreshing and powerful. There's so much happening in his deliveries, and he's so soft-spoken and calm, he forces you to pay attention to him.

(Kind of like how I used to hate the delivery of the 'good' brother on Classic V. Now, it's the 'thug' brother who makes me wince in those early episodes, not the doctor. I love the Doctor Thug brother grew on me as he lost the need to put on an act.)

(Wonder how I'll feel about Olivia's daddy on The Cosby Show, if I went back to watch.....)

/growing old does weird things to a person
//or maybe it's just Obama
///can't compare feelings about dr. stephen on B5, since I didn't watch it first run
 
2012-02-01 12:40:08 PM
"Hold...ON officer... here's my... IDENTIFication... my regisTRAtion.. is in... the glove... comPARTment."
 
2012-02-01 12:58:59 PM

Barricaded Gunman: "Hold...ON officer... here's my... IDENTIFication... my regisTRAtion.. is in... the glove... comPARTment."


Nailed it.

/Still like DS9 though.
//Janeway was the best captain.
 
2012-02-01 01:06:35 PM
I for one, am glad he did not get his flying car.
 
2012-02-01 01:37:41 PM

chewielouie: Barricaded Gunman: "Hold...ON officer... here's my... IDENTIFication... my regisTRAtion.. is in... the glove... comPARTment."

Nailed it.

/Still like DS9 though.
//Janeway was the best captain.


lolno
 
2012-02-01 01:42:49 PM
cdn.gs.uproxx.com
 
2012-02-01 01:55:43 PM
We have to free him, or the riots of 2012 will never happen and yadda-yadda-yadda! Or something!
 
2012-02-01 01:59:57 PM

whither_apophis: Should've switched to root beer


Insidious!!
 
2012-02-01 02:01:06 PM

chewielouie: //Janeway was the best captain.


Dude, Zapp Brannigan is a better starship captain than Janeway.
 
2012-02-01 02:19:30 PM

russlar: chewielouie: //Janeway was the best captain.

Dude, Zapp Brannigan is a better starship captain than Janeway.


You know, boys, a good captain needs abilities like boldness, daring and a good velour uniform, and I'm not convinced Janeway has ANY of those things.
 
2012-02-01 02:25:27 PM

Romans 7 19: whither_apophis: Should've switched to root beer

Insidious!!


Just like the Federation.
 
2012-02-01 02:27:22 PM

Publikwerks: [images.wikia.com image 634x489]


This, was the first thing to come to my mind after reading that story.
 
2012-02-01 03:10:29 PM
I was never a big fan of DS-9, but I used to love Spenser For Hire - and the novels from which the series sprang.

While some may disagree about how he played Sisko, Avery Brooks absolutely nailed the role of Hawk.
 
2012-02-01 03:43:20 PM

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Looks like I have a card for the wife on Valentine's Day now.
Thanks!
 
2012-02-01 04:27:34 PM

dajoro: Avery Brooks was a primary reason I could just not get into DS9. Every line delivered like he was in a stage production of Othello. Just too much. What Patrick Stewart did so effortlessly came off as hammy for Brooks. Sisko sucked, ripped me out of every scene he was in.

I'm glad he got arrested.


This post is bad, and you should feel bad.
 
2012-02-01 05:10:11 PM

dajoro: Avery Brooks was a primary reason I could just not get into DS9. Every line delivered like he was in a stage production of Othello. Just too much. What Patrick Stewart did so effortlessly came off as hammy for Brooks. Sisko sucked, ripped me out of every scene he was in.

I'm glad he got arrested.


Too bad for you. It's the best Trek series. A shame you're missing out.
 
2012-02-01 05:26:04 PM
It could have been a founder framing him. A blood test will reveal that.
 
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