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(Vancouver Sun) Stupid Girls of the Vancouver hockey riots 2011. Hhhmmmmm....yeah, want some of 'em   (vancouversun.com) divider line 69
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jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 11:00:08 AM
Well how are we supposed to identify them if they're covering their face?

www.vancouversun.com

Oh.

www.vancouversun.com
 
JerseyTim [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 12:16:44 PM
www.vancouversun.com
Have they checked the muffin shop?
 
bikerbob59
2012-02-01 12:17:43 PM
Some? I'd take them all.
 
lennavan
2012-02-01 12:17:45 PM
Suspected participation in the riot? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess the police have other footage of these girls doing shiat a bit worse than just being there.
 
change1211
2012-02-01 12:20:14 PM
jaylectricity: Well how are we supposed to identify them if they're covering their face?

[www.vancouversun.com image 380x400]

Oh.

[www.vancouversun.com image 400x400]

No one said they were smart people.
 
zulius
2012-02-01 12:20:25 PM
There's a reason my gf is Canadian...
/Hot chicks that don't mind the cold flock there, eh...
 
Mikey1969 [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 12:20:56 PM
I'm curious here...

1. Is there a corresponding 'Wanted Men' list? This just seems odd. Why separate them? Why not put them all on one master list?

2. Why in the fark did it take 6 months to get these images? Seriously, I could have produced these within a day.

3. About 90% of them aren't really doing anything riot-y, is there more evidence against them? I can see it with the girl in the post above, yeah the muffin-top girl(I'd still do her though), but most of them are just walking around, so where is the riot behavior? If they have it on camera, then why isn't THAT shown, when some of the other stuff is? Maybe it's a Canadian thing?
 
mavrickatubc
2012-02-01 12:21:02 PM
This is why everyone wanted you to lose, Canucks-"fans".

By the way, isn't it the time of year for 90% of Canucks fans to bring out their sweaters and start asking why Naslund isn't on the ice?
 
Joafu
2012-02-01 12:21:57 PM
www.vancouversun.com
www.vancouversun.com

What's the point in showing some faces but blurring out the others? Have they been identified and presumed innocent? Wouldn't it make sense to release them unaltered? "Hey Jeff! Remember that chick you were with the night of the riots that broke into the muffin store? She's all over the internet."

Silly Canadians.
 
flerd_trandle
2012-02-01 12:23:07 PM
This article is missing the Sedin Sisters.
 
offmymeds
2012-02-01 12:23:28 PM
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
Time Traveling Bunnies [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 12:23:46 PM
The Riot Ninja was the best thing to come of the entire ordeal.
 
merkey88
2012-02-01 12:23:58 PM
Joafu: What's the point in showing some faces but blurring out the others? Have they been identified and presumed innocent? Wouldn't it make sense to release them unaltered? "Hey Jeff! Remember that chick you were with the night of the riots that broke into the muffin store? She's all over the internet."

I'm assuming this is a collection of stills taken from security cameras, and photos from facebook.
 
HotIgneous Intruder
2012-02-01 12:24:42 PM
And they expect people to come forward and ID these chicks? I see subby's mom...
 
rkiller1
2012-02-01 12:24:53 PM
Did anyone else expect to see chicks in skates and hockey outfits brawling?
 
JerkStore
2012-02-01 12:25:12 PM
The only way a bad situation can be made worse is with the addition of Snookie.

www.vancouversun.com
 
change1211
2012-02-01 12:25:39 PM
Mikey1969: I'm curious here...

1. Is there a corresponding 'Wanted Men' list? This just seems odd. Why separate them? Why not put them all on one master list?

2. Why in the fark did it take 6 months to get these images? Seriously, I could have produced these within a day.

3. About 90% of them aren't really doing anything riot-y, is there more evidence against them? I can see it with the girl in the post above, yeah the muffin-top girl(I'd still do her though), but most of them are just walking around, so where is the riot behavior? If they have it on camera, then why isn't THAT shown, when some of the other stuff is? Maybe it's a Canadian thing?

1. There is a master list, I think this was just done by the Vancouver Sun. Here's the list Link (new window)

2. That is a really good question.

3. They haven't really been showing people doing rioty things in the pictures. They have a lot of evidence and chances are those are just the clearest quality pictures.
 
mariner314
2012-02-01 12:26:26 PM
wow, they all look like they're late teens or early twenties..

Big Farking Surprise there.

stupid kids.
 
change1211
2012-02-01 12:27:24 PM
mavrickatubc: This is why everyone wanted you to lose, Canucks-"fans".

By the way, isn't it the time of year for 90% of Canucks fans to bring out their sweaters and start asking why Naslund isn't on the ice?

Location: Calgary. Enough said. Go raise your pickup.

Joafu: [www.vancouversun.com image 469x400]
[www.vancouversun.com image 474x400]

What's the point in showing some faces but blurring out the others? Have they been identified and presumed innocent? Wouldn't it make sense to release them unaltered? "Hey Jeff! Remember that chick you were with the night of the riots that broke into the muffin store? She's all over the internet."

Silly Canadians.

That is a good question, I've noticed that but have just never figured it out.

Also, she really looks like someone I know...
 
change1211
2012-02-01 12:28:02 PM
Time Traveling Bunnies: The Riot Ninja was the best thing to come of the entire ordeal.

Riot Ninja?
 
Yanks_RSJ
2012-02-01 12:28:25 PM
No wonder they rioted. If I had to push my meat into those pigs I'd be on edge too.
 
Treygreen13 [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 12:29:16 PM
Doesn't look like they're offering cash rewards for turning people in.

I bet if they added a $500 reward for tips leading to arrests/charges they'd double their total tips.
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 12:31:22 PM
Is this an elaborate ruse to have them washed and brought to the room of the Vancouver Police Chief?
 
HotIgneous Intruder
2012-02-01 12:31:25 PM
change1211: 2. Why in the fark did it take 6 months to get these images? Seriously, I could have produced these within a day.

It's part of a 100-year investigation. This kind of hooliganism simply will not be tolerated.
 
silance
2012-02-01 12:32:12 PM
Muffin Girl has has a little belly bulge and is a smoker, denoting poor impulse control.

Them's good odds for pooper action
 
Rapmaster2000
2012-02-01 12:33:29 PM
That was hilarious. I loved the overwrought media soul searching about "what does it mean!!!"

It means people riot when they get drunk after sporting events. It doesn't mean much more about modern society or humanity or "what has gone wrong with our wayward girls!!!??"
 
keylock71 [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 12:35:11 PM
change1211: Time Traveling Bunnies: The Riot Ninja was the best thing to come of the entire ordeal.

Riot Ninja?

Referring to 95 lbs of Fury here, maybe?

www.angryasianman.com
 
change1211
2012-02-01 12:35:33 PM
Treygreen13: Doesn't look like they're offering cash rewards for turning people in.

I bet if they added a $500 reward for tips leading to arrests/charges they'd double their total tips.

It's possible. People were/are pretty angry at the rioters. For example, lets read about Brock Anton (new window)
 
Joafu
2012-02-01 12:35:57 PM
HotIgneous Intruder: change1211: 2. Why in the fark did it take 6 months to get these images? Seriously, I could have produced these within a day.

It's part of a 100-year investigation. This kind of hooliganism simply will not be tolerated.

Ah, so it will conclude just in time for their next Stanley Cup visit?
 
mynameisdouglas
2012-02-01 12:37:31 PM
I would probably bang most of them.
Some of them might even be hot but it is hard to tell.
For all of them I give it a solid B.
 
change1211
2012-02-01 12:37:58 PM
keylock71: change1211: Time Traveling Bunnies: The Riot Ninja was the best thing to come of the entire ordeal.

Riot Ninja?

Referring to 95 lbs of Fury here, maybe?

[www.angryasianman.com image 450x300]

Possible. I do remember a video of a guy stealing a phone from a Bell store and getting tackled to the ground and the tackler chucking the phone back into the store. That was pretty funny.
 
mortimer_ford
2012-02-01 12:40:44 PM
Treygreen13: Doesn't look like they're offering cash rewards for turning people in.

I bet if they added a $500 reward for tips leading to arrests/charges they'd double their total tips.

Not needed at all. These hosebeasts will probably have a line of people looking to turn them in.
 
bugmn99
2012-02-01 12:41:07 PM
I'd destroy their personal property, if you know what I mean.
 
keylock71 [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 12:42:23 PM
Hopefully they never catch this guy... : )

26.media.tumblr.com

steveleroux.com
 
Time Traveling Bunnies [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 12:43:46 PM
keylock71: change1211: Time Traveling Bunnies: The Riot Ninja was the best thing to come of the entire ordeal.

Riot Ninja?

Referring to 95 lbs of Fury here, maybe?

[www.angryasianman.com image 450x300]

Not exactly, but I loved him too. Let me see if I can find pictures. In many of the photos that floated around there was an apparent ninja photobombing most of them. It could have been a PS, but still it cracked me up.
 
Daedalus27
2012-02-01 12:45:52 PM
Protip: If you want to hide your identity, your mask/face cover needs to be on for the duration of your participation.

Of course criminals are often stupid thank goodness. Shouldn't be hard to pick out these subjects with these pictures.
 
mccallcl
2012-02-01 12:47:07 PM
Yanks_RSJ: No wonder they rioted. If I had to push my meat into those pigs I'd be on edge too.

I don't know, man, I'm feeling the thick ones. You know they like to fark, but that's probably true of Canadians and hockey fans and rioters in general.
 
change1211
2012-02-01 12:48:45 PM
Time Traveling Bunnies: keylock71: change1211: Time Traveling Bunnies: The Riot Ninja was the best thing to come of the entire ordeal.

Riot Ninja?

Referring to 95 lbs of Fury here, maybe?

[www.angryasianman.com image 450x300]

Not exactly, but I loved him too. Let me see if I can find pictures. In many of the photos that floated around there was an apparent ninja photobombing most of them. It could have been a PS, but still it cracked me up.

I think I remember who you're talking about. Also, that guy in the picture keylock posted got really owned. I'm pretty sure that his parents saw his picture and took him to the police station.
 
sweet-daddy-2
2012-02-01 12:53:15 PM
mariner314: wow, they all look like they're late teens or early twenties..

Big Farking Surprise there.

stupid kids.

Agreed. They would'nt dare try that crap on my lawn.
 
Egoy3k
2012-02-01 12:53:21 PM
change1211: I think I remember who you're talking about. Also, that guy in the picture keylock posted got really owned. I'm pretty sure that his parents saw his picture and took him to the police station.

How could they tell it was him?

/ducks
//runs
///I blame Peter Chow
 
Krissta
2012-02-01 12:59:21 PM
keylock71: Hopefully they never catch this guy... : )

[26.media.tumblr.com image 500x311]

[steveleroux.com image 400x309]


Laser-beam-shooting Chara makes everything better.
 
Time Traveling Bunnies [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 01:00:33 PM
change1211: Time Traveling Bunnies: keylock71: change1211: Time Traveling Bunnies: The Riot Ninja was the best thing to come of the entire ordeal.

Riot Ninja?

Referring to 95 lbs of Fury here, maybe?

[www.angryasianman.com image 450x300]

Not exactly, but I loved him too. Let me see if I can find pictures. In many of the photos that floated around there was an apparent ninja photobombing most of them. It could have been a PS, but still it cracked me up.

I think I remember who you're talking about. Also, that guy in the picture keylock posted got really owned. I'm pretty sure that his parents saw his picture and took him to the police station.

Crap I still can't find them. He's taking this ninja vanish thing a little too far.

Didn't facebook help take this kid down too?
 
IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T
2012-02-01 01:01:12 PM
Needs moar attractive Vancouver fans:

www.totalprosports.com
 
mavrickatubc
2012-02-01 01:03:00 PM
change1211: mavrickatubc: This is why everyone wanted you to lose, Canucks-"fans".

By the way, isn't it the time of year for 90% of Canucks fans to bring out their sweaters and start asking why Naslund isn't on the ice?

Location: Calgary. Enough said. Go raise your pickup.

I'm more of a Jeep guy, and the ground clearance is fine as it is.

See, you may be one of the 10%. I'm not talking the anti-Occupiers elite ('natch), but rather that 10% of Canucks fans who both know and enjoy the game of hockey. How can't you be on my side here and hate the crap out of the rioters and the fair-weather fans? This is our playing-soccer-at-christmas-in-the-trenches moment. See the dream.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 01:04:28 PM
Joafu: [www.vancouversun.com image 469x400]
[www.vancouversun.com image 474x400]

What's the point in showing some faces but blurring out the others? Have they been identified and presumed innocent? Wouldn't it make sense to release them unaltered? "Hey Jeff! Remember that chick you were with the night of the riots that broke into the muffin store? She's all over the internet."

Silly Canadians.

They probably have all the evidence of rioting and stuff. These stills are just the ones that have a good close up of the suspects' faces. So those guys in the background were just standing around, no need to show their faces. Sure, maybe you would recognize Jeff and ask him about Muffin Top, but more likely everybody would see Jeff in pictures of rioting suspects and assume he's a suspect also.
 
zerkalo
2012-02-01 01:08:10 PM
White and asian chicks being bad. I'm in
 
CheekyMonkey
2012-02-01 01:09:03 PM
Dear Twats-

It's cool that you like hockey. The rioting and looting? Not so much...
 
change1211
2012-02-01 01:09:21 PM
mavrickatubc: change1211: mavrickatubc: This is why everyone wanted you to lose, Canucks-"fans".

By the way, isn't it the time of year for 90% of Canucks fans to bring out their sweaters and start asking why Naslund isn't on the ice?

Location: Calgary. Enough said. Go raise your pickup.

I'm more of a Jeep guy, and the ground clearance is fine as it is.

See, you may be one of the 10%. I'm not talking the anti-Occupiers elite ('natch), but rather that 10% of Canucks fans who both know and enjoy the game of hockey. How can't you be on my side here and hate the crap out of the rioters and the fair-weather fans? This is our playing-soccer-at-christmas-in-the-trenches moment. See the dream.

Alright, you've got some good points there. I'm pretty proud to call myself a Canucks fan and I do hate the rioters and don't really care for the fair-weather fans. It's a bit painful, my dad is a perfect example of a fair-weather fan. He bought season tickets in row 6, shows up in a suit and spends half the game looking at his phone. I'm pretty sure he only goes to about half of the games too.
 
Time Traveling Bunnies [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 01:17:22 PM
change1211: Time Traveling Bunnies: keylock71: change1211: Time Traveling Bunnies: The Riot Ninja was the best thing to come of the entire ordeal.

Riot Ninja?

Referring to 95 lbs of Fury here, maybe?

[www.angryasianman.com image 450x300]

Not exactly, but I loved him too. Let me see if I can find pictures. In many of the photos that floated around there was an apparent ninja photobombing most of them. It could have been a PS, but still it cracked me up.

I think I remember who you're talking about. Also, that guy in the picture keylock posted got really owned. I'm pretty sure that his parents saw his picture and took him to the police station.

Now I'm doubting my own sanity and can't even find the other Riot threads
 
change1211
2012-02-01 01:19:42 PM
Time Traveling Bunnies: change1211: Time Traveling Bunnies: keylock71: change1211: Time Traveling Bunnies: The Riot Ninja was the best thing to come of the entire ordeal.

Riot Ninja?

Referring to 95 lbs of Fury here, maybe?

[www.angryasianman.com image 450x300]

Not exactly, but I loved him too. Let me see if I can find pictures. In many of the photos that floated around there was an apparent ninja photobombing most of them. It could have been a PS, but still it cracked me up.

I think I remember who you're talking about. Also, that guy in the picture keylock posted got really owned. I'm pretty sure that his parents saw his picture and took him to the police station.

Now I'm doubting my own sanity and can't even find the other Riot threads

Hah, that'll happen. I remember him as well so you can't be that crazy.
 
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