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Jake Havechek
2012-02-01 09:22:59 AM
Graphic footage shows a woman, who at one point is blindfolded, and a man naked on a bed.
Wow, that is so graphic I think I feel faint!
Pert
2012-02-01 09:24:59 AM
Gee.
Long!
Pribar
2012-02-01 09:25:50 AM
Damn we really do need a porking teacher tab.
Iblis824
2012-02-01 09:26:15 AM
According to the article, it didn't occur while she was a student...
SOooo... whats the problem?
Andrew Wiggin
2012-02-01 09:26:18 AM
uh...so?
BurnShrike
2012-02-01 09:27:14 AM
Teachers aren't allowed to have sex with willing, legal women and post the videos online?
ham-operator
2012-02-01 09:27:44 AM
Iblis824
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According to the article, it didn't occur while she was a student...
SOooo... whats the problem?
That's fair game where I come from.
BurnShrike
2012-02-01 09:29:24 AM
Iblis824
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According to the article, it didn't occur while she was a student...
SOooo... whats the problem?
The problem is: no link to the video!
BigBooper
2012-02-01 09:29:27 AM
There is no indication that the alleged former student was a minor, or that any activity occurred while she was still a student.
In other words, two consenting adults made a naughty video, nothing more.
The fact that one of the participants had been a student, and the other one her teacher at some point in the past is irrelevant.
Link?? comon Farkers , get to work!
Andrew Wiggin
2012-02-01 09:29:33 AM
BurnShrike
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Teachers aren't allowed to have sex with willing, legal women and post the videos online?
maybe if she had been unwilling it would have been ok
ihatedumbpeople
2012-02-01 09:30:34 AM
Fark really does need some sort of "hot for teacher" type tab. on any given week 10% of the main page is teacher sex stories.
/not really, but lately it seems more common than Florida.
//but about 1000 greenlights shy of Daily Mail
mongbiohazard
2012-02-01 09:31:19 AM
Is it just me, did I just miss it, or for the whole article did they avoid saying whether the former student from years ago was an adult or not?
bhcompy
2012-02-01 09:31:54 AM
Australia, more prudish than the American South
BurnShrike
2012-02-01 09:32:22 AM
mongbiohazard
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Is it just me, did I just miss it, or for the whole article did they avoid saying whether the former student from years ago was an adult or not?
Well they didn't use any of the words "pedophile" "child abuse" "rape" etc, so she's obviously legal.
ows
2012-02-01 09:32:26 AM
Pribar
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Damn we really do need a porking teacher tab.
naming contest for tab? that would be fun.
BigBooper
2012-02-01 09:35:10 AM
ows
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Pribar: Damn we really do need a porking teacher tab.
naming contest for tab? that would be fun.
The Niiiiiiiiiiice tab?
Rindred
2012-02-01 09:36:13 AM
ows
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Pribar: Damn we really do need a porking teacher tab.
naming contest for tab? that would be fun.
LaFaves
freewill
2012-02-01 09:36:50 AM
BurnShrike
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Teachers aren't allowed to have sex with willing, legal women and post the videos online?
It's the "posting it online where students can see it" part that causes a problem.
Many, if not most, U.S. states have policies about revoking a teaching certificate for "immoral conduct"/"unfit moral character" ( as well as alcoholism, felony convictions, etc. ), including New York, California, and Illinois, and being known as the teacher who stars in pornography with former students is definitely going to be an issue in dealing with teenagers. I'd be surprised if Canadian teachers aren't subject to similar rules.
ChrisDe
2012-02-01 09:39:11 AM
BurnShrike
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Teachers aren't allowed to have sex with willing, legal women and post the videos online?
Legally, they are. But morally, we hold teachers to a higher standard. As we do with other role models like athletes, politicians and entertainers.
Jingle Strangle
2012-02-01 09:39:28 AM
Well, maybe he can help me straighten out my Longfellow.
QuinnTheFetus
2012-02-01 09:42:47 AM
He fixes the grammar?
BurnShrike
2012-02-01 09:43:30 AM
freewill
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BurnShrike: Teachers aren't allowed to have sex with willing, legal women and post the videos online?
It's the "posting it online where students can see it" part that causes a problem.
Many, if not most, U.S. states have policies about revoking a teaching certificate for "immoral conduct"/"unfit moral character" ( as well as alcoholism, felony convictions, etc. ), including New York, California, and Illinois, and being known as the teacher who stars in pornography with former students is definitely going to be an issue in dealing with teenagers. I'd be surprised if Canadian teachers aren't subject to similar rules.
But he didn't post it online where students can see it. He posted it online where adults over 18 are legally allowed to see it. So the students are viewing this video illegally. Is that his fault that they broke the law in order to view it?
I still don't see the problem here. I realize that his students are going to mock him for it, but morally he's done nothing wrong. We're all human, and we all have sex (except some Farkers). He didn't fark a current student. He didn't fark someone under-age. The idea that just because he's a teacher he's not allowed to get his freak on is just asinine.
A well-sexed teacher is a happy teacher. And a happy teacher is better than an uptight grumpy one.
Deucednuisance
2012-02-01 09:44:39 AM
Let me get this straight,
subby
....
The student is no longer female?
inflatedKarma
2012-02-01 09:45:58 AM
I am just glad to see a male teacher getting some. seems like it is always the gals.
Deucednuisance
2012-02-01 09:47:08 AM
freewill
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Many, if not most,
U.S. states
have policies about revoking a teaching certificate for "immoral conduct"/"unfit moral character" ( as well as alcoholism, felony convictions, etc. ), including New York, California, and Illinois, and being known as the teacher who stars in pornography with former students is definitely going to be an issue in dealing with teenagers. I'd be surprised if
Canadian
teachers aren't subject to similar rules.
Well, thanks for the trenchant, nay, poignant analysis of a situation that is occurring in
Australia
.
Bag of Hammers
2012-02-01 09:48:13 AM
Jake Havechek
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Graphic footage shows a woman, who at one point is blindfolded, and a man naked on a bed.
Or as the rest of the world calls it , date number 3.
JackieRabbit
2012-02-01 09:48:31 AM
Operative word: former -- and some years ago at that. I see no problem here. And it was a porn video, which means it was probably all made up.
"Today class, we turn our attention to Much Ado About Nothing."
Thorn
2012-02-01 09:49:37 AM
Jingle Strangle
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Well, maybe he can help me straighten out my Longfellow.
Came for this.
BurnShrike
2012-02-01 09:49:38 AM
Deucednuisance
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freewill: Many, if not most, U.S. states have policies about revoking a teaching certificate for "immoral conduct"/"unfit moral character" ( as well as alcoholism, felony convictions, etc. ), including New York, California, and Illinois, and being known as the teacher who stars in pornography with former students is definitely going to be an issue in dealing with teenagers. I'd be surprised if Canadian teachers aren't subject to similar rules.
Well, thanks for the trenchant, nay, poignant analysis of a situation that is occurring in Australia.
I assumed he mentioned those two countries because he's American and he was responding to me (A Canadian)
machoprogrammer
2012-02-01 09:51:12 AM
From the article, it sounds like the video said it was a former student... don't they realize porn descriptions always lie? Like those "teen cheerleaders" movies that are 35 year old women with pig tails...
Kurmudgeon
2012-02-01 09:53:53 AM
ChrisDe
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But morally, we hold teachers to a higher standard. As we do with other role models like athletes, politicians and entertainers.
Sees what you did there.
Deucednuisance
2012-02-01 09:55:05 AM
BurnShrike
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I assumed he mentioned those two countries because he's American and he was responding to me (A Canadian)
I continue to question the remark's relevance to the situation at hand, although I applaud your tolerance.
Eh?
Julie Cochrane
2012-02-01 10:04:49 AM
From the news video clip, "...but for some, it's a question of judgment..."
Yeah, they'll use any shred of an excuse to make judgments against any consenting adult anywhere caught having teh sex and get them fired from their job if they can, and teachers usually make easy targets.
Moralizing puritanical bastards.
stonicus
2012-02-01 10:06:49 AM
ows
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Pribar: Damn we really do need a porking teacher tab.
naming contest for tab? that would be fun.
The ScarredForLife tab.
freewill
2012-02-01 10:07:16 AM
BurnShrike
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But he didn't post it online where students can see it. He posted it online where adults over 18 are legally allowed to see it. So the students are viewing this video illegally. Is that his fault that they broke the law in order to view it?
Is it reasonable to argue that a teacher believed that teenagers do not look at porn and did not understand the problems it would create for his employer if they found it?
It seems to me that it's not important what should have happened. It's important what he should have known was
going
to happen anyway. If I know a compact car is parked illegally, I can't get to crush their car and kill everyone inside to make way for my truck just because the compact car should not have been in my way.
I still don't see the problem here. I realize that his students are going to mock him for it, but morally he's done nothing wrong. We're all human, and we all have sex (except some Farkers). He didn't fark a current student. He didn't fark someone under-age. The idea that just because he's a teacher he's not allowed to get his freak on is just asinine.
The question of whether or not he's done something morally wrong is subjective. The state of Illinois, for example, denied white supremacist Matthew Hale the license to practice law because he was a Nazi. Being a Nazi is not illegal, it's just widely viewed as fundamentally immoral. Certainly, many people would argue that the production and distribution of pornography is inherently immoral for any number of reasons (at least one of which would be the issue of material posted on the internet being readily available to children), and would be horrified if a family member were involved in it.
That said, nobody is saying this guy can't laid. He's completely allowed to get his freak on, even with a former, adult student. He just can't let children watch, and because of the profession he's chosen, he's kind of expected to go a little bit out of his way about that one.
Deucednuisance
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Well, thanks for the trenchant, nay, poignant analysis of a situation that is occurring in Australia.
The (blindingly obvious) point was to illustrate that Australia is hardly alone in taking this approach and that it's by no means some kind of recognized norm to accept this conduct among teachers. Thanks for writing, though.
DGS
2012-02-01 10:08:31 AM
.. former female student..(?)
So.. post-SRS, then?
Julie Cochrane
2012-02-01 10:12:50 AM
If these people (anti-sex busybodies) had gotten rid of all the other pornography and fornication, and all they had was you sleeping over at your date's house, and they could get you fired off your job over it, they would do it.
Because they're OCD about getting in other people's sexual business and their always has to be one more crusade where they're cleaning up the world from sex, drugs, alcohol, dancing---there will always be another category of "immorality," too.
KrispyKritter
2012-02-01 10:13:11 AM
ChrisDe
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BurnShrike: Teachers aren't allowed to have sex with willing, legal women and post the videos online?
Legally, they are. But morally, we hold teachers to a higher standard.
As we do with other role models like athletes, politicians and entertainers.
not in my lifetime, says old person
Julie Cochrane
2012-02-01 10:16:15 AM
Julie Cochrane
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If these people (anti-sex busybodies) had gotten rid of all the other pornography and fornication, and all they had was you sleeping over at your date's house, and they could get you fired off your job over it, they would do it.
Because they're OCD about getting in other people's sexual business and
their
there always has to be one more crusade where they're cleaning up the world from sex, drugs, alcohol, dancing---there will always be another category of "immorality," too.
FTFM
Electromax
2012-02-01 10:17:07 AM
freewill
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BurnShrike: Teachers aren't allowed to have sex with willing, legal women and post the videos online?
It's the "posting it online where students can see it" part that causes a problem.
Many, if not most, U.S. states have policies about revoking a teaching certificate for "immoral conduct"/"unfit moral character" ( as well as alcoholism, felony convictions, etc. ), including New York, California, and Illinois, and being known as the teacher who stars in pornography with former students is definitely going to be an issue in dealing with teenagers. I'd be surprised if Canadian teachers aren't subject to similar rules.
One of my HS teachers had posed for playboy back in the 70s (i was in HS in early 2000s) and the centerfolds regularly made the rounds for each new graduating class. AFAIK there was never any dustup with the administration, although it wasn't porn with a former student and her model career predated her teaching by about 20 years.
/csb
TNel
2012-02-01 10:18:19 AM
He'll get fired under "Conduct un-becomeing of a professional" most likely. It's A-OK to get a DUI as a teacher/administrator but god forbid you post a sex tape on an adult website.
Julie Cochrane
2012-02-01 10:24:41 AM
We have enough trouble finding teachers who can teach and won't cheat on the tests. Let's first focus on finding teachers we can hold to a higher competency and ethical standard, and not throw competent and ethical teachers to the wolves over their personal lives.
In the age of the internet, people's personal lives are frequently not private. This will be more and more the case. We need to begin setting the precedent now of simply
ignoring
people's personal lives as irrelevant to their jobs
unless
they reflect on matters like propensity for criminal violence, theft, dishonesty, or breach of contract---matters
directly
relevant to the workplace.
Whole Wheat
2012-02-01 10:25:32 AM
Hero tab is on strike?
Andrew Wiggin
2012-02-01 10:25:49 AM
Julie Cochrane
:
Yeah, they'll use any shred of an excuse to make judgments against any consenting adult anywhere caught having teh sex and get them fired from their job if they can, and teachers usually make easy targets.
you a teacher?
/would watch your porn.
JrNeutron
2012-02-01 10:27:01 AM
Isn't it illegal for minors to watch porn? Shouldn't the student who found the video be found and have charges pressed against him?
Deucednuisance
2012-02-01 10:27:56 AM
freewill
:
The (blindingly obvious) point was to illustrate that Australia
...
...has an entirely different system of
LAW
than does the US or Canada, (British Common Law roots notwithstanding) and relying on either some state in the US or Canada for analytic purposes is going to lead to faulty conclusions.
freewill
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Thanks for writing, though.
You're welcome, Counselor. Remind me not to hire you. For anything.
freewill
:
this approach
And what approach is that, exactly? What has happened to the teacher, yet? The video I saw had a lot of "We're still looking into it and will act appropriately once we know what happened". How do you know that "appropriately" will not include "Two adults, we don't care, but we'd prefer if one of our teachers wasn't flashing his naked pimply ass bobbing up and down where students could see it, as it might affect classroom order"?
BurnShrike
2012-02-01 10:28:00 AM
Andrew Wiggin
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/would watch your porn.
Obviously. You don't strike me as the type to turn down any sort of porn.
Podmore
2012-02-01 10:30:33 AM
If they fire him, I hope he sues for wrongful termination. They should be praising him for waiting until after she graduated, unlike so many of his peers.
BurnShrike
2012-02-01 10:33:10 AM
freewill
:
That said, nobody is saying this guy can't laid. He's completely allowed to get his freak on, even with a former, adult student.
He just can't let children watch
, and because of the profession he's chosen, he's kind of expected to go a little bit out of his way about that one.
But that's the point. He didn't let them watch. The video was on an
adult
website. The children are only able to see what he did through illegal means.
If he was farking someone in his bedroom, and a kid climbed on the roof and peeped in the window to watch would he be responsible?
In both cases he's doing something perfectly legal, that only becomes a problem because
someone else is breaking the law
.
TNel
2012-02-01 10:36:54 AM
BurnShrike
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freewill: That said, nobody is saying this guy can't laid. He's completely allowed to get his freak on, even with a former, adult student. He just can't let children watch, and because of the profession he's chosen, he's kind of expected to go a little bit out of his way about that one.
But that's the point. He didn't let them watch. The video was on an adult website. The children are only able to see what he did through illegal means.
If he was farking someone in his bedroom, and a kid climbed on the roof and peeped in the window to watch would he be responsible?
In both cases he's doing something perfectly legal, that only becomes a problem because someone else is breaking the law.
A student doesn't have to see it. In our district even if an adult sees it and turns you in you will get fired because of the "unprofessional" nature of the video. It's complete BS but it happens and has happened before. Like a said a little bit ago, we have teachers and admin people with DUI arrests but those are ok but my god an adult had sex and posted a video of it!!! BURN THEM!
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