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Prince William deploys for six-week tour of the Falklands. Presumably Harry is busy infiltrating Argentina, because one more person in a Nazi uniform over there wouldn't stand out
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vernonFL
2012-02-01 08:06:43 AM
Nazis in Argentina? Steve Guttenberg is on it.
emersonbiggins
2012-02-01 08:22:10 AM
I heil'd
Teknowaffle
2012-02-01 08:25:00 AM
Yes, the conqueror of Penguins perhaps.
beta_plus
2012-02-01 08:27:40 AM
Stop being so hard on Argentina. They rid the world of Hitler in 1963.
Shakespeare's Monkey
2012-02-01 08:28:33 AM
Forget those guys; who's in charge of
guarding dat ass?
Jake Havechek
2012-02-01 08:29:02 AM
South America! Nazi paradise!
Pinko_Commie
2012-02-01 08:29:50 AM
"Argentina rejects the British attempt to militarise a conflict regarding which the UN has said both nations must resolve though bilateral negotiations,"
LOL!
Never was the saying "he who is without sin cast the first stone" more apt.
StrikitRich
2012-02-01 08:32:53 AM
Stop it Subby, it hurts to laugh after last night's crunches.
ringersol
2012-02-01 08:34:08 AM
Shakespeare's Monkey: "Forget those guys; who's in charge of guarding dat ass?"
I'm guessing a guard who's otherwise average but on the British bell curve really stands out as something special.
Andrew Wiggin
2012-02-01 08:34:20 AM
ok. i've been in many of these falkland island threads. easily summed up.
1) the british claimed it when no one else had a claim on it, so it's theirs.
2) the argentines should have it because they are 'so close'
3) something about the british navy sucking
4) the falkland folks want to remain british
5) your argument is invalid
so how about for a change of pace, let's get with the pics of the very hot Cristina Kirchner. please.
Zenith
2012-02-01 08:40:30 AM
Andrew Wiggin
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ok. i've been in many of these falkland island threads. easily summed up.
1) the british claimed it when no one else had a claim on it, so it's theirs.
2) the argentines should have it because they are 'so close'
3) something about the british navy sucking
4) the falkland folks want to remain british
5) your argument is invalid
so how about for a change of pace, let's get with the pics of the very hot Cristina Kirchner. please.
hot!
god man get some glasses, she looks like a drag queen who got dressed up in a dark room.
Andrew Wiggin
2012-02-01 08:42:04 AM
Zenith
:
she looks like a drag queen who got dressed up in a dark room
you say that like it's a bad thing.
r1niceboy
2012-02-01 08:42:39 AM
I think Argentina and Britain owe it to Elvis Costello to give him material for a new song.
wademh
2012-02-01 08:44:45 AM
Can't we just blame Obama?
Rick Kalister
2012-02-01 08:45:22 AM
It was a historical costume. Are we supposed to pretend like it didn't happen?
chookbillion
2012-02-01 08:46:26 AM
let it go all ready, it was fancy dress party.
Jim.Casy
2012-02-01 08:49:41 AM
Argentina: Makes pretty good wines, filled with cowboys
UK: Makes marmite. Once burned down the white house (nevar forget!)
Go Argentina!!!
FrancoFile
2012-02-01 08:50:00 AM
I chortled heartily.
Andrew Wiggin
2012-02-01 08:52:28 AM
Jim.Casy
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Once burned down the white house
i thought that was those dirty canucks.
spoonman
2012-02-01 08:58:33 AM
Andrew Wiggin
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Jim.Casy: Once burned down the white house
i thought that was those dirty canucks.
it was a few hundred Canadian militia fighting alongside their British overlords
Zenith
2012-02-01 08:59:37 AM
Andrew Wiggin
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Jim.Casy: Once burned down the white house
i thought that was those dirty canucks.
nope just payback for the burning of government buildings by those damn yankees in Upper Canada the year before.
Satanic_Hamster
2012-02-01 09:02:22 AM
emersonbiggins
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I heil'd
Pollexter
2012-02-01 09:02:38 AM
Obama should invade Grenada in a show of 80s military nostalgia solidarity.
Real Women Drink Akvavit
2012-02-01 09:11:06 AM
I'll walk point for the Brits if they invade Argentina! I have family down there and I'm the only one who speaks to them. I'd love to actually, you know,
meet
them.
/do I call them Norwegian-Argentinians or are they just Argentinians now?
Hmmm....
Shakespeare's Monkey
2012-02-01 09:11:19 AM
Zenith
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Andrew Wiggin: ok. i've been in many of these falkland island threads. easily summed up.
;;;
so how about for a change of pace, let's get with the pics of the very hot Cristina Kirchner. please.
hot!
god man get some glasses, she looks like a drag queen who got dressed up in a dark room.
Yeah this; in what universe would she be even attractive?
I'm sure he
meant Eva Mendes.
mbromhead
2012-02-01 09:14:57 AM
YEAH!!!
Pribar
2012-02-01 09:21:10 AM
You can be a prince, combat vet, etc and no one remembers, but dress up in ONE nazi uniform...
r1niceboy
2012-02-01 09:23:44 AM
Pribar
:
You can be a prince, combat vet, etc and no one remembers, but dress up in ONE nazi uniform...
At least they don't call him Harry Donkey Raper anymore.
minnesotaboy
2012-02-01 09:26:37 AM
Obligatory...
/Just threw on an old rerun
Pribar
2012-02-01 09:34:18 AM
r1niceboy
:
Pribar: You can be a prince, combat vet, etc and no one remembers, but dress up in ONE nazi uniform...
At least they don't call him Harry Donkey Raper anymore.
Ya sure about that cause I heard them talking the other day about him tapping an ass...
gerbilpox
2012-02-01 09:51:49 AM
Zenith
:
Andrew Wiggin: so how about for a change of pace, let's get with the pics of the very hot Cristina Kirchner. please.
hot!
god man get some glasses, she looks like a drag queen who got dressed up in a dark room.
Indeed. Let's go for a different Argentinian.
/large tracts of land
Andrew Wiggin
2012-02-01 09:52:31 AM
gerbilpox
:
Zenith: Andrew Wiggin: so how about for a change of pace, let's get with the pics of the very hot Cristina Kirchner. please.
hot!
god man get some glasses, she looks like a drag queen who got dressed up in a dark room.
Indeed. Let's go for a different Argentinian.
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/large tracts of land
i'd claim those islands.
FunkyPhantom
2012-02-01 10:18:16 AM
What Nazis in Argentina might look like:
heavymetal
2012-02-01 10:24:32 AM
Well I guess the Argentine government doesn't have the logistics to invade a country in Western Asia or the Middle East to stir jingoistic fervor.
BigNumber12
2012-02-01 10:34:55 AM
Yep, if anything embodies a "conqueror," it's a search-and-rescue pilot.
Also, spelling "conquerer" 2 different ways in the same article? A+
Cymbal
2012-02-01 10:40:15 AM
I'm sure Kate is gonna get pretty lonely without his balding excellence around. She should prob just scissor her sister so there is no chance of a pregnancy scandal.
neversubmit
2012-02-01 11:08:40 AM
Pribar
:
r1niceboy: Pribar: You can be a prince, combat vet, etc and no one remembers, but dress up in ONE nazi uniform...
At least they don't call him Harry Donkey Raper anymore.
Ya sure about that cause I heard them talking the other day about him tapping an ass...
Soon to write a tell all book.
overlord_mike
2012-02-01 11:26:22 AM
argentina could actually take the falklands by force, with the right tactics, but the british could take it back if they had the will to do so.
Falklands war 2 electric boogaloo!
The First Four Katy Perry Albums
2012-02-01 12:58:19 PM
overlord_mike
:
argentina could actually take the falklands by force, with the right tactics, but the british could take it back if they had the will to do so.
Falklands war 2 electric boogaloo!
If the Argentines invade again I think the Brits would be well within their rights to turn Buenos Aires into a glass parking lot. It's like when a puppy is chewing on an electrical cord; you whap the puppy on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper to let it know it's done wrong.
Britain is like the once-badass street fighter who's now an old man living alone in a bad neighborhood. If the local hoodlums start to get the idea that they can push him around and take what they want, the demands will only escalate from there. If Argentina performs a B&E armed with a knife, they shouldn't complain about excessive force when the UK caps their ass in the back while they flee out the window with a dinky old 8-track player, which is what the Falklands is in this scenario. You don't bring a few Exocet ship missiles to an ICBM fight.
SharkTrager
2012-02-01 01:21:30 PM
Shakespeare's Monkey
:
Forget those guys; who's in charge of guarding dat ass?
If certain scandal sheets are to be believed, William may have been deployed to keep him away from dat ass.
SharkTrager
2012-02-01 01:23:05 PM
The First Four Katy Perry Albums
:
Britain is like the once-badass street fighter who's now an old man living alone in a bad neighborhood. If the local hoodlums start to get the idea that they can push him around and take what they want, the demands will only escalate from there. If Argentina performs a B&E armed with a knife, they shouldn't complain about excessive force when the UK caps their ass in the back while they flee out the window with a dinky old 8-track player, which is what the Falklands is in this scenario. You don't bring a few Exocet ship missiles to an ICBM fight.
The key to fighting is this:
1) You need to be able to bet your opponent.
2) You need to be able to beat your opponent's big brother.
3) If you can't beat your opponent or their big brother, your big brother must be able to do it for you.
Maul555
2012-02-01 04:39:00 PM
Argentina can go choke on a bag of dicks...
NephilimNexus
2012-02-02 03:59:13 AM
William's six-week deployment as an RAF search-and-rescue helicopter pilot in the south Atlantic
Somehow this does not conjure up images of Darth Vader in my mind?
Jammybee
2012-02-02 06:52:37 PM
Why don't Argentina just claim Hawaii instead, I think the weather is better.
Oldiron_79
2012-02-02 07:16:49 PM
I once played Hide the Nazi with Subby's mom
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