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badscooter
2012-02-01 08:15:22 AM
Mugato
2012-02-01 08:17:40 AM
So he pulled a reverse Woody.
Jake Havechek
2012-02-01 08:23:20 AM
Now he and Ted Nugent can go bowling.
RexTalionis
2012-02-01 08:34:29 AM
Same-sex couples have been doing this for years, as I recall, because it bestows on the other partner legal rights to, for instance, make decisions related to health of an incapacitated partner, to inherit, or to have visitation rights, where same-sex marriage or civil-unions are not recognized.
Nothing new.
TheDumbBlonde
2012-02-01 08:45:21 AM
Stupid move. He'll go to jail, and she walks with 1/3 of the protected assets.
Buck Henderson
2012-02-01 11:29:37 AM
Who's your daddy?
Langdon Alger
2012-02-01 11:30:24 AM
I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this farking strumpet...
kvinesknows
2012-02-01 11:33:24 AM
soo.. cant he be charged with incest now?
Cletus C.
2012-02-01 11:34:08 AM
Need pics to determine if she is adoptable.
iaazathot
2012-02-01 11:34:18 AM
It sounds like he is doing this to avoid giving up assets to a man he might have killed in a car crash.
CSB:
My in-laws were horribly injured by an asshole in California, my father in-law almost died and lost a leg. The douchebag divorced his wife, which is illegal if you are being sued, and got away with it because the Judges were incompetent. He got out of having to pay a whole lot of money for medical bills. He was fairly well off and had better lawyers. My father in-law's medical bills were 1.6 million dollars. People like Goodman are pretty much sociopathic. Luckily my father in-law had a cadillac civil service insurance policy from the old days and they survived financially.
I hope this douchebag loses everything, and why is he not in jail for manslaughter?
cbackous
2012-02-01 11:37:56 AM
iaazathot
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It sounds like he is doing this to avoid giving up assets to a man he might have killed in a car crash.
CSB:
My in-laws were horribly injured by an asshole in California, my father in-law almost died and lost a leg. The douchebag divorced his wife, which is illegal if you are being sued, and got away with it because the Judges were incompetent. He got out of having to pay a whole lot of money for medical bills. He was fairly well off and had better lawyers. My father in-law's medical bills were 1.6 million dollars. People like Goodman are pretty much sociopathic. Luckily my father in-law had a cadillac civil service insurance policy from the old days and they survived financially.
I hope this douchebag loses everything, and why is he not in jail for manslaughter?
difference between criminal and civil cases.
PurpleP
2012-02-01 11:39:19 AM
The height of douchebaggery, this one...
meanmutton
2012-02-01 11:39:44 AM
RexTalionis
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Same-sex couples have been doing this for years, as I recall, because it bestows on the other partner legal rights to, for instance, make decisions related to health of an incapacitated partner, to inherit, or to have visitation rights, where same-sex marriage or civil-unions are not recognized.
Nothing new.
Adopting someone wouldn't do nearly any of that. However, a durable power of attorney and a will -- which can be put together for a few hundred bucks -- can easily accomplish all of those things.
dbrikhs
2012-02-01 11:48:40 AM
Which idiot judge allowed this killer to adopt his 42 year old girlfriend and how much did he benefit from this atrocity???
/blank stare at our legal system
//looking for a sugar daddy who is NOT my real daddy
sweet-daddy-2
2012-02-01 11:49:21 AM
Candy is dandy
but incest is best.
Or so they say.
capt.hollister
2012-02-01 11:50:09 AM
iaazathot
:
It sounds like he is doing this to avoid giving up assets to a man he might have killed in a car crash.
CSB:
My in-laws were horribly injured by an asshole in California, my father in-law almost died and lost a leg. The douchebag divorced his wife, which is illegal if you are being sued, and got away with it because the Judges were incompetent. He got out of having to pay a whole lot of money for medical bills. He was fairly well off and had better lawyers. My father in-law's medical bills were 1.6 million dollars. People like Goodman are pretty much sociopathic. Luckily my father in-law had a cadillac civil service insurance policy from the old days and they survived financially.
I hope this douchebag loses everything, and why is he not in jail for manslaughter?
Because his criminal trial only begins in March this year
Barricaded Gunman
2012-02-01 11:58:24 AM
iaazathot
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It sounds like he is doing this to avoid giving up assets to a man he might have killed in a car crash
.
"sounds like"?
j__z
2012-02-01 12:03:18 PM
I'm no legal expert by any means, but like in bankruptcy court, i would assume the Judge could undo deals that were obviously done to shield assets. There's got to be some JD farker out there that could shed some light on this.
Bking1168
2012-02-01 12:09:55 PM
dbrikhs
//looking for a sugar daddy who is NOT my real daddy
How you doin?
iaazathot
2012-02-01 12:12:32 PM
cbackous
:
iaazathot: It sounds like he is doing this to avoid giving up assets to a man he might have killed in a car crash.
CSB:
My in-laws were horribly injured by an asshole in California, my father in-law almost died and lost a leg. The douchebag divorced his wife, which is illegal if you are being sued, and got away with it because the Judges were incompetent. He got out of having to pay a whole lot of money for medical bills. He was fairly well off and had better lawyers. My father in-law's medical bills were 1.6 million dollars. People like Goodman are pretty much sociopathic. Luckily my father in-law had a cadillac civil service insurance policy from the old days and they survived financially.
I hope this douchebag loses everything, and why is he not in jail for manslaughter?
difference between criminal and civil cases.
I am aware of that. I am sure he ponied up bail to get out of jail. I hope he loses everything and goes to PMITA prison.
iaazathot
2012-02-01 12:14:36 PM
Barricaded Gunman
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iaazathot: It sounds like he is doing this to avoid giving up assets to a man he might have killed in a car crash.
"sounds like"?
Yeah, I finished reading the article midway through my post, hence the CSB.
numbone
2012-02-01 12:16:22 PM
Trophy
wife
daughter.
6502programmer
2012-02-01 12:20:10 PM
Farking your adopted daughter? Inconceivable!
Need_MindBleach
2012-02-01 12:21:44 PM
Why allow adult adoptions in the first place? It seems so farking stupid. A person cannot have an actual parent/child relationship with someone they met as an adult, no matter what their deluded mind wants to believe.
ProEugenics
2012-02-01 12:25:12 PM
"It cannot go unrecognized that he chose to adopt his 42-year-old adult girlfriend as opposed to a needy child."
Well of course not! Getting back door sex from a needy child would just be wrong!
MoronLessOff
2012-02-01 12:25:54 PM
dbrikhs
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//looking for a sugar daddy who is NOT my real daddy
You've come to the right place.
cbackous
2012-02-01 01:34:59 PM
dbrikhs
:
Which idiot judge allowed this killer to adopt his 42 year old girlfriend and how much did he benefit from this atrocity???
/blank stare at our legal system
//looking for a sugar daddy who is NOT my real daddy
Yet your profile says "my way or the highway"
interesting..
Leeds
2012-02-01 01:37:13 PM
6502programmer
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Farking your adopted daughter? Inconceivable!
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Nah, this guy started with the farking, then did the adoption. This technique is more of the "Reverse-Woody."
That Reilly Monster
2012-02-01 03:17:10 PM
This case is ridiculously sad, the guy will probably end up getting off (and probably not just with his "daughter"). The criminal case is completely farked up, strangely the cops did a terrible job of collecting the evidence. The civil case is an uphill battle because all of the local high-profile attorneys have some connection with the guy so the only place the parents could go was an as-seen-on-TV McPractice. And the victim would still be alive if this douche had just picked up the phone and called 911 instead of rushing home to call his attorney. The impact didn't kill the other driver, he drowned in a ditch. Really, really sad.
#occupywellington
capt.hollister
2012-02-01 03:54:39 PM
Need_MindBleach
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Why allow adult adoptions in the first place? It seems so farking stupid. A person cannot have an actual parent/child relationship with someone they met as an adult, no matter what their deluded mind wants to believe.
Easy there, my retirement plan is based on being adopted by some ultra-wealthy old person.
Just kidding. They don't actually have to be old, they just have to be rich and want an adorable middle-aged son.
your average maint. man
2012-02-01 05:48:00 PM
That Reilly Monster
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This case is ridiculously sad, the guy will probably end up getting off (and probably not just with his "daughter"). The criminal case is completely farked up, strangely the cops did a terrible job of collecting the evidence. The civil case is an uphill battle because all of the local high-profile attorneys have some connection with the guy so the only place the parents could go was an as-seen-on-TV McPractice. And the victim would still be alive if this douche had just picked up the phone and called 911 instead of rushing home to call his attorney. The impact didn't kill the other driver, he drowned in a ditch. Really, really sad.
#occupywellington
you are correct. the guy is a full on dickweed, and needs to be put away for life.
NephilimNexus
2012-02-02 04:11:14 AM
"It has nothing to do with the lawsuit currently pending against him," Bachi said.
The ability to say that with a straight face is worth his fee right there.
MrBallou
2012-02-02 12:38:59 PM
Need_MindBleach
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Why allow adult adoptions in the first place? It seems so farking stupid. A person cannot have an actual parent/child relationship with someone they met as an adult, no matter what their deluded mind wants to believe.
Came here to say this. WTF is the point of adult adoption? Can somebody help me understand the reasoning behind this?
Leeds
2012-02-02 04:03:29 PM
MrBallou
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Need_MindBleach: Why allow adult adoptions in the first place? It seems so farking stupid. A person cannot have an actual parent/child relationship with someone they met as an adult, no matter what their deluded mind wants to believe.
Came here to say this. WTF is the point of adult adoption? Can somebody help me understand the reasoning behind this?
Tax laws are set up to screw the successful. If you give your money to your kids slowly over a number of years they don't get triple taxed on it.
GranPuro
2012-02-02 04:19:04 PM
MrBallou
:
Need_MindBleach: Why allow adult adoptions in the first place? It seems so farking stupid. A person cannot have an actual parent/child relationship with someone they met as an adult, no matter what their deluded mind wants to believe.
Came here to say this. WTF is the point of adult adoption? Can somebody help me understand the reasoning behind this?
You get to bang your daughter without all the messy pedo stuff.
MrBallou
2012-02-02 04:52:37 PM
GranPuro
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MrBallou: Need_MindBleach: Why allow adult adoptions in the first place? It seems so farking stupid. A person cannot have an actual parent/child relationship with someone they met as an adult, no matter what their deluded mind wants to believe.
Came here to say this. WTF is the point of adult adoption? Can somebody help me understand the reasoning behind this?
You get to bang your daughter without all the messy pedo stuff.
Thanks. Now I get it. :\
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