Yeah dude, I rock!

Nice ass and no standards...

Mildot: Nice ass and no standards...

She has standards. They just start and stop at the guy being almost kinda famous.

Wow. Not even a pit-stop with Mario Lopez or Kevin Connolly...Just straight from Clooney to Steve-O. Skydivers don't fall that far, that fast.

On the plus side, I'm better looking than this guy. On the negative side, I'm broker than this guy.

She is making her gender look bad

So this stunt... is it a jump, or a dive?

Dude looks like Lurch if he was short. Not a good thing.

This chick isn't that hot though so who the fark cares who she's getting banged by?

I'm Elisabetta Canalis, and this is Rebound Screw the First Thing That Hits on Me.

My god, straight from Clooney to Ste-O.

That is an incredible fail. She might as well put up a sign that says "I lost".

That is amazing.

Come on Fark, let's not let the details get in the way of what's important here.

I normally don't care about celebrities that much, but god damn this pisses me off.

Steve-O: "If I have your name tattooed on my ass will you make out with me?"

This has got to be a fark you to Clooney. Can just see Pitt going up to him and laughing about how him and Steve-O are on the same past lovers list.

Wonder if it'll be like Steve-O's 'relationship' with Nicole Ritchie that was just for the both of them to get their names in the paper. On Stern he said the closest he got to having sex with her was jerking off in the same bed while she pretended to sleep.

This is beautiful! It's almost springtime, the flowers are about to bloom, and I can smell AIDS in the air.

/Dunn was the lucky one.

[stolen joke]: She crashed harder than Ryan Dunn.

Proof that any bit of infamy can attract hot starfarkers.

rukusrazor: [www.wildsound-filmmaking-feedback-events.com image 600x1023]

Come on Fark, let's not let the details get in the way of what's important here.

Yeah, will fap to that later. Wow, what a turd cutter.

Walker: The guy who runs the Dlisted.com gossip sight had a funny thing to say about this pairing:

The demure Italian blossom that is Elisabetta Canalis has gone from George Clooney to Eggs from True Blood to Steve-O. So if you were ever in an episode of Jersey Shore or were arrested in front of the Cops cameras once, then you're in luck, because it won't be long before Elisabetta downgrades down to your ass for paparazzi attention!

The guy who runs the Dlisted.com gossip sight probably shouldn't be saying anything about other people.

Why is he trying to swallow her lip in those pics?

mentallo69: rukusrazor: [www.wildsound-filmmaking-feedback-events.com image 600x1023]

Come on Fark, let's not let the details get in the way of what's important here.

Yeah, will fap to that later. Wow, what a turd cutter.

How is it that I have gotten to this point in my life without ever hearing an ass called a turd cutter? That is hilarious and I will be working it into conversation ASAP.

I'm AMAZING that the first jackass star to die wasn't Steve-O. The guy got clean and now he's banging Elisabetta Canalis. I can't exactly hate on the guy for it.

Link (Steve-O Demise and Rise)

This makes all the seasons of Intervention look pussy. Guy's farking lucky to be alive. I'm glad to see he's doing well.

My husband is friends with Canalis' publicist (yes, she has a publicist), and I really feel sorry for her (the publicist) right now.

This is why you* don't date Clooney. There's no where to go. You're not going to "catch" him, and every man is a huge step down.

*I, on the other hand, don't date Clooney because he would never ask me.

Steve O with Elisabetta Canalis. This just makes me angry. I am in a bad mood and just want to punch somebody. Mostly Steve O. I mean WTF? This HAS to be a publicity stunt.

DeaH: This is why you* don't date Clooney. There's no where to go. You're not going to "catch" him, and every man is a huge step down.

*I, on the other hand, don't date Clooney because he would never ask me.

This is true, but on the other hand, isn't every other man a step up from Steve-O? There's got to be a middle ground!

I just finished watching the Steve-O Demise and Rise on youtube....

Here is my take away:
Steve-O is an extremely talented individual (amazing balance, dexterity, and body control)
AWs are AWs
Drugs are terrible
Friends can save your life
I honestly don't despise him as much as I once did
I hope he stays sober

aside from being Clooney's arm accessory for a few years, what has this woman done to put herself in exalted or untouchable status? dancing with the stars? she's hot? not much there

from my perspective, steve-o's punching so far above his weight class, his 2nd act after this maybe chopping down a mountain with the edge of his hand.

/being a voodoo chile might also explain why this is happening
// if anyone knows where he's hiding the voodoo doll he used for this so that I can "borrow" it after, i'll paypal a few bucks

Rapmaster2000: On the plus side, I'm better looking than this guy. On the negative side, I'm broker than this guy.

How you doing?

So, a George Clooney's cast-off shacking up with some random, guido-looking douche are considered "news" these days? Are you fockin kiddin me?