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Smiths
2012-02-01 10:56:37 AM
This is no way a Publicity Stunt. Watch Fear Factor.
phyrkrakr
2012-02-01 11:04:22 AM
Oh god, now we know their names? And also, it's a delicacy in Australia and NZ?
That sounds like some made-up bullshiat they were told just to get them to go through with it.
Also, apparently they're from Tampa Bay. I doubt that's the worst thing they've ever chugged down.
Malcolm_Sex
2012-02-01 11:08:46 AM
Donkey-semen-drinking contest or as its known in Tijuana, Tuesday.
/I guess this is what Joe Rogan has been talking about on the podcast, he couldn't say what it was but he said it was pretty farked up.
Jingle Strangle
2012-02-01 11:10:26 AM
And perhaps some mouthwash while you're at it
ihatedumbpeople
2012-02-01 11:10:42 AM
If this isn't a publicity stunt, it just shows the network is full of cowards. yeah, let's 'write' the episode, cast the episode, film the episode, then decide, once all this is done, not to air it because of "disgust". every friggin' episode of FF is disgusting. sheesh.
nopokerface
2012-02-01 11:16:21 AM
So girls, what is that you would NOT do for your 15 minutes?
Please don't breed.
KatjaMouse
2012-02-01 11:25:03 AM
There are plenty of people in some online videos who did the same thing for nowhere near the chance of getting a 50K payout
offmymeds
2012-02-01 11:31:51 AM
"We feel no animals were harmed during the stunt, and it is known that animal semen is consumed in parts of the world like Australia and New Zealand."
karnal
2012-02-01 11:36:00 AM
Didn't we just go through all of this yesterday?
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'
The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'
The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
SirTanon
2012-02-01 11:36:22 AM
offmymeds
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"We feel no animals were harmed during the stunt, and it is known that animal semen is consumed in parts of the world like Australia and New Zealand."
[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x271]
(Citation needed)
Yeah, this.. My wife is Australian, and when I mentioned this show to her, and what they had the women do, she looked like she was about to barf.
...so, I'm calling BS on that quote.
Quigs
2012-02-01 11:40:18 AM
SirTanon
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offmymeds: "We feel no animals were harmed during the stunt, and it is known that animal semen is consumed in parts of the world like Australia and New Zealand."
[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x271] (Citation needed)
Yeah, this.. My wife is Australian, and when I mentioned this show to her, and what they had the women do, she looked like she was about to barf.
...so, I'm calling BS on that quote.
Well, if they say "Abos do it", then it's racist. So they have to say Aussies.
whither_apophis
2012-02-01 11:43:39 AM
"... but if you drink one pint of donkey semen..."
Gosling
2012-02-01 11:46:18 AM
"I say, in the real world, in a healthy society, you're not supposed to eat animal d-, but guess what, here you have to eat animal d- if you want to win $50,000," Rogan said.
You could also win $50,000 by running an obstacle course on another network. Or going on a third network and knowing the price of a dining room set, a trip to Boston and a new car. Or even remaining on the same network as the animal d--- and beating five people in a trivia contest while standing on a trap door.
Even if you're willing to eat animal d---, there are much easier ways to go on TV and win AT LEAST $50,000. Fear Factor's been priced right out of the market in the time they've been gone considering what they're asking of their contestants.
threadjackistan
2012-02-01 11:56:19 AM
SirTanon
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offmymeds: "We feel no animals were harmed during the stunt, and it is known that animal semen is consumed in parts of the world like Australia and New Zealand."
[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x271] (Citation needed)
Yeah, this.. My wife is Australian, and when I mentioned this show to her, and what they had the women do, she looked like she was about to barf.
...so, I'm calling BS on that quote.
They probably meant the natives.
/Dont actually know.
Ro_thunder
2012-02-01 12:04:45 PM
Quigs
:
SirTanon: offmymeds: "We feel no animals were harmed during the stunt, and it is known that animal semen is consumed in parts of the world like Australia and New Zealand."
[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x271] (Citation needed)
Yeah, this.. My wife is Australian, and when I mentioned this show to her, and what they had the women do, she looked like she was about to barf.
...so, I'm calling BS on that quote.
Well, if they say "Abos do it", then it's racist. So they have to say Aussies.
One of my ex-girlfriends is an Aborigine, and they do not drink donkey semen.
/now, human semen, I will neither confirm nor deny
Last Man on Earth
2012-02-01 12:06:22 PM
A show that thrives on disgusting gross-out stunts, going on and on about how "oh, no, this new one is just way too gross even for US", all the while making sure it stays in the entertainment news as long as possible? Yeah, I'm calling bullshiat. Can we just fast-forward to the part where they air the episode because "people insisted", just so we don't have to have it in the news anymore? Failing that, can we stop greenlighting the farking articles? It wasn't interesting the first time, and it's not interesting now.
Twice Banned
2012-02-01 12:27:57 PM
KatjaMouse
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There are plenty of people in some online videos who did the same thing for nowhere near the chance of getting a 50K payout
With no where near the exposure she has gotten with this.
No matter what she accomplishes in life she will be known as the donkey cum drinker attention whore. I hope she dosen't have chlidren.
Ed Grubermann
2012-02-01 12:28:44 PM
Donkey Semen Drinking Women
? I think I've heard that one before.
EdVenture
2012-02-01 12:50:48 PM
Just remember that per Joe Rogan each an every stunt is tested first by a FF intern. Somewhere there's some poor bastard that tested this first and didn't get paid to do it.
/remind me never to be an intern.
mjoven1975
2012-02-01 12:54:31 PM
This is the same show that has forced contestants to eat entire glasses of maggots and flies. Is donkey semen really that much worse?
Subliterati
2012-02-01 01:52:53 PM
offmymeds
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"We feel no animals were harmed during the stunt, and it is known that animal semen is consumed in parts of the world like Australia and New Zealand."
[citationneeded.jpg]
OK then: how about
here
(new window) and
here
? (new window)
It was on the main page twice.
Cue the rationalisations like
it's all just protein
and
it's no different to milk or cheese, really
and
what about eggs, huh? okay to eat ovums but not sperms! that's sexist you penis-wielding crypto-rapist!
Nope, not buying it. Still nasty.
SharkTrager
2012-02-01 01:57:43 PM
Gosling
:
"I say, in the real world, in a healthy society, you're not supposed to eat animal d-, but guess what, here you have to eat animal d- if you want to win $50,000," Rogan said.
You could also win $50,000 by running an obstacle course on another network. Or going on a third network and knowing the price of a dining room set, a trip to Boston and a new car. Or even remaining on the same network as the animal d--- and beating five people in a trivia contest while standing on a trap door.
Even if you're willing to eat animal d---, there are much easier ways to go on TV and win AT LEAST $50,000. Fear Factor's been priced right out of the market in the time they've been gone considering what they're asking of their contestants.
I have known a lot of people who went on reality shows.
None of them did it for the prize money.
Gosling
2012-02-01 02:32:05 PM
SharkTrager
:
I have known a lot of people who went on reality shows.
None of them did it for the prize money.
The amount of terrifying this is depends on what shows we're talking about. If it's something like The Mole, well, I can see why. If you're drinking donkey semen for reasons other than money, though...
...what shows are we referring to?
strutin
2012-02-01 03:46:32 PM
here's one..
oh, here's both..
/yes, yes I would...even with those sharp chins..
//hot
DonkeyDixon
2012-02-01 04:02:25 PM
strutin
:
here's one..
[t1.gstatic.com image 192x262]
oh, here's both..
[media.247sports.com image 322x450]
/yes, yes I would...even with those sharp chins..
//hot
What if to get there you had to kiss them open mouthed immediately after their challenege?
strutin
2012-02-01 04:10:05 PM
I'm going assume the urine chaser would kill any leftover lil'swimmers.
/can't be any worse than shooting raw eggs, right?
//shudder
rhiannon
2012-02-01 05:40:39 PM
"As if forcing contestants to drink donkey semen wasn't bad enough, "Fear Factor" executives are apparently waging a campaign of fear against contestants."
Forced? As in at gunpoint? No wonder the show didn't air.
Onkel Buck
2012-02-01 06:38:40 PM
Id rather they just let them say fark on TV than deal with this nonsense. Which is more offensive the word or some strange beastiality ritual?
nigeman
2012-02-01 07:17:09 PM
As an Australian I can safely say that I have never heard of anyone do that, and everyone in the cinema was visibly uncomfortable during that scene in Jackass 2.
Also I think the producers managed to sink US TV to a new low.
There are people producing really amazing TV too. It's not them though.
SharkTrager
2012-02-01 08:59:42 PM
Gosling
:
SharkTrager:
I have known a lot of people who went on reality shows.
None of them did it for the prize money.
The amount of terrifying this is depends on what shows we're talking about. If it's something like The Mole, well, I can see why. If you're drinking donkey semen for reasons other than money, though...
...what shows are we referring to?
Old Fear Factor
The Bachelor
The Bachelorette
(yes, not really cash there)
American Gladiators
Several of the "court" shows
They did it to be on TV and, in one case, tried to make it a career.
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2012-02-01 11:52:17 PM
They drink this regularly in some places? Never ging to Australia. Woooow.
Skyfrog
2012-02-02 12:43:35 AM
Fear Factor is still on?? I thought that stupid crap was cancelled like a decade ago.
Gosling
2012-02-02 03:36:19 AM
SharkTrager
:
Gosling: SharkTrager:
I have known a lot of people who went on reality shows.
None of them did it for the prize money.
The amount of terrifying this is depends on what shows we're talking about. If it's something like The Mole, well, I can see why. If you're drinking donkey semen for reasons other than money, though...
...what shows are we referring to?
Old Fear Factor
The Bachelor
The Bachelorette
(yes, not really cash there)
American Gladiators
Several of the "court" shows
They did it to be on TV and, in one case, tried to make it a career.
Okay, that's officially terrifying.
Seamer
2012-02-02 05:53:27 AM
There is a small difference in paying $20 for a novelty shot mixed in alcohol in a bar and sucking down a straight gallon of it with a simlar amount of piss as a chaser for $50,000.
Seamer
2012-02-02 05:54:44 AM
GimpyNip
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I've drank donkey semen. It tastes just like coconut water.
I would have given you points for comparing it to koala or eagle sperm.
OtherLittleGuy
2012-02-02 07:56:25 AM
Gosling
:
The amount of terrifying this is depends on what shows we're talking about. If it's something like The Mole, well, I can see why.
Especially if it's post-Anderson Cooper Mole.
ihatedumbpeople
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If this isn't a publicity stunt, it just shows the network is full of cowards. yeah, let's 'write' the episode, cast the episode, film the episode, then decide, once all this is done, not to air it because
of "disgust"
we'll package it it in a DVD set as "Unrated Too Hot for TV"
. every friggin' episode of FF is disgusting. sheesh.
/fixed
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