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(New York Daily News) Obvious New poll names Sophia Vergara as "most desirable woman", most phallic-sounding last name in a foreign language   (nydailynews.com) divider line 62
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dittybopper
2012-02-01 10:59:13 AM
"Vergara" sounds phallic to you, subby? I think you meant "yonic".
 
TimeWaste
2012-02-01 11:03:20 AM
You guys ever see her boobs? Quite big, they are.
 
Rustybumperjack
2012-02-01 11:05:34 AM
I can't argue with that.
 
Disposable Rob [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 11:07:21 AM
TimeWaste: You guys ever see her boobs? Quite big, they are.

I hear she has a nice butt as well.
 
Coffee Snob
2012-02-01 11:07:49 AM
Is Vergara Spanish for bookmark?
 
Alphax
2012-02-01 11:08:57 AM
I'm not picky.
 
gregario
2012-02-01 11:09:20 AM
Yeah she's hot and all but who, but a deaf guy, can stand that voice?
 
FinFangFark
2012-02-01 11:10:39 AM
Oops, damn, dropped my bookmark.

Don't disappoint on this hump day, Fark...I believe in you!
 
Kurmudgeon
2012-02-01 11:11:43 AM
But did they check her knees for sharpness?
 
Tuxedocat
2012-02-01 11:12:40 AM
gregario: Yeah she's hot and all but who, but a deaf guy, can stand that voice?

THIS.
 
StopLurkListen
2012-02-01 11:14:08 AM
What? She's amazing. Voice too.

Haters gonna hate, whatev
 
Psycoholic_Slag
2012-02-01 11:16:06 AM
gregario: Yeah she's hot and all but who, but a deaf guy, can stand that voice?

Tuxedocat: gregario: Yeah she's hot and all but who, but a deaf guy, can stand that voice?

THIS.



Ghey you are.
 
Im_Gumby
2012-02-01 11:19:00 AM
Fine... I'll help.
Link (new window)
 
Langston [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 11:22:11 AM
She is gorgeous; I would do unspeakable things to that woman
 
Im_Gumby
2012-02-01 11:22:32 AM
Lazy farkers...
Link (new window)
 
DubyaHater
2012-02-01 11:22:38 AM
Looks like the Fark Fatty Brigade is awake before noon again.
 
Flappyhead
2012-02-01 11:23:02 AM
Focus people

t0.gstatic.com
 
homarjr
2012-02-01 11:25:37 AM
Most desirable...hmmmm....she's definitely up there.

Kate Beckinsale remains #1 on my list though.
 
Im_Gumby
2012-02-01 11:26:43 AM
Lazy farkers...
Link (new window)
 
EdenLiesObscured
2012-02-01 11:26:56 AM
Okay, yeah, she's smoking. But more desirable than Kate Upton or Marisa Miller or Kelly Brook or Elizabeth Loaiza??!!?
 
LonMead
2012-02-01 11:28:20 AM
"Most desirable woman", eh...?

cdn.tuvez.com
brosome.com

NSFW NSFW

4.bp.blogspot.com

Hmmm... good case for it.
 
Telos
2012-02-01 11:30:36 AM
OK, she's super hot... yes. But most desirable? She's not even asian!
 
WellBelowAverage
2012-02-01 11:31:50 AM
dittybopper: "Vergara" sounds phallic to you, subby? I think you meant "yonic".

Headline is because "verga" is Mex-cic-an for penis.
 
shinjitsuism
2012-02-01 11:33:44 AM
Beautiful!

sofiavergara.me

I would like to be this Ape NSFW (new window)
 
Doc Daneeka
2012-02-01 11:33:46 AM
Not a bad choice, but I'd still choose either of the following over Ms Vergara.

www.freeiphonewallpapers.com
www.fhm.com
 
The First Four Katy Perry Albums
2012-02-01 11:59:59 AM
dittybopper: "Vergara" sounds phallic to you, subby? I think you meant "yonic".

I always read it as Viagra.
 
AiryAnne
2012-02-01 12:00:02 PM
 
mjbok
2012-02-01 12:11:00 PM
Tuxedocat: gregario: Yeah she's hot and all but who, but a deaf guy, can stand that voice?

THIS.

Pretty much this. She's mute button pretty.
 
rkiller1
2012-02-01 12:15:31 PM
static.guim.co.uk

Gimme the one on the left anyday
 
Twice Banned
2012-02-01 12:22:41 PM
dittybopper: "Vergara" sounds phallic to you, subby? I think you meant "yonic".

Verga is Spanish for penis.
 
EyeballKid
2012-02-01 12:25:35 PM
dittybopper: "Vergara" sounds phallic to you, subby? I think you meant "yonic".

shots.ikbis.com
"I beg your pardon?!"
 
HotIgneous Intruder
2012-02-01 12:27:57 PM
The only difference between a yani and a yoni is a vowel.
 
bulok
2012-02-01 12:28:51 PM
gregario: Yeah she's hot and all but who, but a deaf guy, can stand that voice?

So much this. I always thought it was just part of her act in Modern Family which made it bearable but finding out that is how she actually speaks was very disappointing.

Not that the accent matters when she's gagged and crying...
 
Psycoholic_Slag
2012-02-01 12:35:50 PM
One of the hottest chicks on the planet.

Fark douchers discuss her voice.

I weep for humanity.
 
mjbok
2012-02-01 12:36:14 PM
bulok: So much this. I always thought it was just part of her act in Modern Family which made it bearable but finding out that is how she actually speaks was very disappointing.

She's a hotter, hispanic Fran Drescher.
 
kumanoki
2012-02-01 12:48:52 PM
mjbok: bulok: So much this. I always thought it was just part of her act in Modern Family which made it bearable but finding out that is how she actually speaks was very disappointing.

She's a hotter, hispanic Fran Drescher.

Agreed. It's like Charo and Fran Drescher had a baby.
 
Surly U. Jest
2012-02-01 12:53:11 PM
rkiller1: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

Gimme them all one on the left anyday
 
Mr.Poops
2012-02-01 12:53:17 PM
Her ass... is.... amazing
 
DeltaPunch [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 12:54:25 PM
Goodness, I would hit that so hard that when I was done the room would smell like a burning boot.
 
alwaysjaded [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 12:56:28 PM
shinjitsuism: Beautiful!



I would like to be this Ape NSFW (new window)

Mother of God!!! Dat ass was holding my gaze like a vortex.
 
dittybopper
2012-02-01 01:00:52 PM
Twice Banned: dittybopper: "Vergara" sounds phallic to you, subby? I think you meant "yonic".

Verga is Spanish for penis.

Got it.

On re-reading the headline, I get it, though I have to say my knowledge of Spanish is mostly informed by my Army buddies from Puerto Rico, so I think "bicho", not "verga", at least partly explaining my lapse.
 
indarwinsshadow
2012-02-01 01:04:24 PM
Is there some unwritten rule where some of the worlds hottest women happen to speak Spanish?
 
dittybopper
2012-02-01 01:12:28 PM
indarwinsshadow: Is there some unwritten rule where some of the worlds hottest women happen to speak Spanish?

i.fanpix.net

Raquel Torres
 
Alphakronik
2012-02-01 01:12:37 PM
No thanks. I'll take Hendricks over Vergara any day.
 
Der Poopflinger
2012-02-01 01:35:37 PM
indarwinsshadow: Is there some unwritten rule where some of the worlds hottest women happen to speak Spanish?

yep, it's unwritten so I doubt you read about it
 
Rwa2play
2012-02-01 01:43:20 PM
kumanoki: mjbok: bulok: So much this. I always thought it was just part of her act in Modern Family which made it bearable but finding out that is how she actually speaks was very disappointing.

She's a hotter, hispanic Fran Drescher.

Agreed. It's like Charo and Fran Drescher had a baby.

Wow, did Studman69 made up a lot of alts just to talk to himself?
 
groppet
2012-02-01 01:49:40 PM
dittybopper: indarwinsshadow: Is there some unwritten rule where some of the worlds hottest women happen to speak Spanish?

[i.fanpix.net image 454x572]

Raquel Torres

Yeah her in Duck Soup always gave me wood.
 
LonMead
2012-02-01 01:56:47 PM
Rwa2play: kumanoki: mjbok: bulok: So much this. I always thought it was just part of her act in Modern Family which made it bearable but finding out that is how she actually speaks was very disappointing.

She's a hotter, hispanic Fran Drescher.

Agreed. It's like Charo and Fran Drescher had a baby.

Wow, did Studman69 made up a lot of alts just to talk to himself?

Well, everybody's got all of him on ignore, so who else is he (they) going to talk to?

Oh, and
blogamole.mtvtr3s.com
 
r1chard3
2012-02-01 02:01:40 PM
My pole agrees with their poll.
 
dittybopper
2012-02-01 02:05:04 PM
groppet: dittybopper: indarwinsshadow: Is there some unwritten rule where some of the worlds hottest women happen to speak Spanish?

[i.fanpix.net image 454x572]

Raquel Torres

Yeah her in Duck Soup always gave me wood.

Same here.
 
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