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Zookeeper: "Now watch, children, as the barn owl majestically soars over the lion's head and OH MY GOD"
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desertmouse
2012-02-01 09:45:48 AM
Alex Downing, of Colchester Zoo, said: "Everyone is extremely upset but there was nothing anyone could have done."
Except maybe not let a bird fly around a small enclosure with large predators, moran.
/saw a caracal cat catch and eat a squirrel at the D.C. zoo
/that was one VERY happy cat
TheSpaceAdmiral
2012-02-01 10:09:44 AM
desertmouse
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Except maybe not let a bird fly around a small enclosure with large predators, moran.
I guess the article is a little unclear, but I don't think they intentionally had the bird fly in the lion's enclosure. I assume they were doing the presentation out in the open, between the various enclosures.
Walker
2012-02-01 10:36:18 AM
Picture of the actual lion. You can see his ribs. He obviously wasn't being fed enough and I don't blame him for eating the owl.
2wolves
2012-02-01 10:36:38 AM
"Killer lion"
Pud
2012-02-01 10:36:47 AM
Wait ...you mean to tell me a great big cat will eat a great big bird?? Whodathunkit
Krymson Tyde
2012-02-01 10:53:49 AM
Keepers rushed into the lion enclosure at Colchester Zoo, Essex, but could not save Ash.
Did they
1. Really rush into the lion enclosure?
2. Really think the owl could be saved?
Also, just because
NuttierThanEver
2012-02-01 11:14:18 AM
10 points from Gryffindor
jaylectricity
2012-02-01 11:15:29 AM
The kids were crying? What kind of pansy-ass shiat is that? They just witnessed one of the greatest shows in nature and they're crying?
Grables'Daughter
2012-02-01 11:17:31 AM
Yeah, the article doesn't say, but I really doubt that they were purposefully having the owl fly inside the lion enclosure.
Most likely they were having the owl fly outside the lion pen, and the owl flew in.
More data is needed.
Quasar
2012-02-01 11:25:17 AM
Looks like somebody at Hogwarts won't be getting this month's issue of Jugs.
Ennuipoet
2012-02-01 11:27:45 AM
"And that, children, is why you stay the fark away from lions. Any questions?"
/always look for the learning experience.
Bio-nic
2012-02-01 11:33:21 AM
Quasar
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Looks like somebody at Hogwarts won't be getting this month's issue of Jugs.
Mentat
2012-02-01 11:48:33 AM
Slaxl
2012-02-01 11:58:32 AM
jaylectricity
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The kids were crying? What kind of pansy-ass shiat is that? They just witnessed one of the greatest shows in nature and they're crying?
That's what I thought, then I remembered that kids cry at everything. It's the adults that I want to throw into the lion pit.
I_Am_Weasel
2012-02-01 12:22:40 PM
There is now a hole where Ash used to be.
Leeds
2012-02-01 01:06:28 PM
desertmouse
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Alex Downing, of Colchester Zoo, said: "Everyone is extremely upset but there was nothing anyone could have done."
Except maybe not let a bird fly around a small enclosure with large predators, moran.
Came to say exactly that.
"Nothing anyone could have done" my ass.
epyonyx
2012-02-01 01:06:59 PM
desertmouse
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Alex Downing, of Colchester Zoo, said: "Everyone is extremely upset but there was nothing anyone could have done."
Except maybe not let a bird fly around a small enclosure with large predators, moran.
/saw a caracal cat catch and eat a squirrel at the D.C. zoo
/that was one VERY happy cat
Came here to say this.
dragonchild
2012-02-01 01:07:19 PM
I honestly might have burst out laughing at the sight of sheltered kids being horrified to tears at the sight of nature being nature.
tortilla burger
2012-02-01 01:07:36 PM
Welcome to nature, biatches
Chinchillazilla
2012-02-01 01:08:45 PM
I think this is sad. Owls are great. But this is stupid:
"But it's in the lion's nature - I have taught Daniel that lions are not fluffy animals."
Look at the picture of the lion. If that animal isn't fluffy, I don't know what is.
/fluffy =/= nice
Just_a_Bear
2012-02-01 01:09:00 PM
What, you mean nature isn't a Disney movie???
/faints
ultraholland
2012-02-01 01:09:03 PM
Women
and children were screaming.
oh grow up
Sin_City_Superhero
2012-02-01 01:09:38 PM
I_Am_Weasel
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There is now a hole where Ash used to be.
An Ash-hole?
BurnShrike
2012-02-01 01:09:44 PM
So it happened pretty much
like this
(new window). Only with a bigger cat. And an owl, not a bat. Also it was outside in a lion enclosure and not someone's hallway. And lots of children watched. And it was a different cat from the one that caught it that actually ate the owl. And there-- ah fark it. Just watch the video.
Happy Hours
2012-02-01 01:10:15 PM
I have taught Daniel that lions are not fluffy animals
O ye of little faith.
Unsung_Hero
2012-02-01 01:10:33 PM
If I ran a large zoo, I'd deliberately over-breed the herbivores and occasionally transfer them to the lion's enclosure.
Same with seals and polar bears.
The whole majesty of nature, throat torn out and bleeding for your entertainment.
/It's natural, so it must be good, amirite hippies?
TheSneakerWhore
2012-02-01 01:10:55 PM
jaylectricity
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The kids were crying? What kind of pansy-ass shiat is that? They just witnessed one of the greatest shows in nature and they're crying?
SO,MUCH,THIS.
watson.t.hamster
2012-02-01 01:11:22 PM
You mean even after we put them in zoos they remain predators? Amazing.
sniderman
2012-02-01 01:11:31 PM
If the kids were traumatized by that, the next stop should have been the monkey house.
All that farking and masturbation and poo-slinging'll shut 'em up.
Fuggin Bizzy
2012-02-01 01:12:03 PM
Ash the barn owl was taking part in a display with his handler when a lioness in the enclosure clubbed him out of the air.
I can't stop laughing at this, for some reason. It's probably for the best I wasn't there.
Lionesses gonna do what they do.
hammettman
2012-02-01 01:13:14 PM
wasn't there a thread a while back where someone posted a vid of a bird of prey swooping down, trying to attack a deer? or some large animal.
anyway, this is just the opposite.
free market animalism?
un_farking_real
2012-02-01 01:14:34 PM
useless without...
ICU812
2012-02-01 01:14:38 PM
Daniel was in tears, along with most of the people there. Women and children were screaming.
/REDRUM REDRUM!!
BurnShrike
2012-02-01 01:14:59 PM
hammettman
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wasn't there a thread a while back where someone posted a vid of a bird of prey swooping down, trying to attack a deer? or some large animal.
Roll for initiative.
MrCheeks
2012-02-01 01:15:20 PM
Kids, it'll grow back!
geoduck42
2012-02-01 01:15:36 PM
Walker
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Picture of the actual lion
Since the article says "lioness", I'm going to assume you just
made that up!!!
Fuggin Bizzy
2012-02-01 01:17:12 PM
geoduck42
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Walker: Picture of the actual lion
Since the article says "lioness", I'm going to assume you just made that up!!!
There was a clubber, and an devourer. Two seperate lions.
biatch made her man a sammich.
Rapmaster2000
2012-02-01 01:17:34 PM
watson.t.hamster
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You mean even after we put them in zoos they remain predators? Amazing.
This is why zoos should only contain baby animals. When they grow up we can use them as feed for the new baby animals. I don't know why these cruel zookeepers keep ignoring my emails, letters, and late-night phone calls.
Fuggin Bizzy
2012-02-01 01:17:49 PM
s/an devourer/a devourer/
Bah.
mark12A
2012-02-01 01:18:07 PM
Fierce Creatures.
discgolfguru
2012-02-01 01:18:26 PM
Keepers rushed into the lion enclosure at Colchester Zoo, Essex, but could not save Ash.
When a lion swats your owl out of the air, let it go, because, man, it's gone.
Unsung_Hero
2012-02-01 01:19:19 PM
Fuggin Bizzy
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geoduck42: Walker: Picture of the actual lion
Since the article says "lioness", I'm going to assume you just made that up!!!
There was a clubber, and an devourer. Two seperate lions.
biatch made her man a sammich.
This is why I model my marriage on lion relationships... If I have to do the 'man' work like home repair and reno, take out the garbage, kill pests, and be the bad guy with the kids, damn straight the wife can clean and bring me food.
BurnShrike
2012-02-01 01:19:33 PM
The zookeeper responsible is gonna need someone to save his ash.
I May Be Crazy But...
2012-02-01 01:19:36 PM
BurnShrike
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hammettman: wasn't there a thread a while back where someone posted a vid of a bird of prey swooping down, trying to attack a deer? or some large animal.
[arcona.files.wordpress.com image 325x338]
Roll for initiative.
I shoot the gazebo with an arrow.
nytmare
2012-02-01 01:19:40 PM
geoduck42
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Walker: Picture of the actual lion
Since the article says "lioness", I'm going to assume you just made that up!!!
TFA: "a male lion devoured the bird."
sillydragon
2012-02-01 01:19:43 PM
Unsung_Hero
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If I ran a large zoo, I'd deliberately over-breed the herbivores and occasionally transfer them to the lion's enclosure.
Same with seals and polar bears.
The whole majesty of nature, throat torn out and bleeding for your entertainment.
/It's natural, so it must be good, amirite hippies?
Deal. As long as we get to occasionally toss some christians from the crowd in too. Lions need their vitamin C.
Chinchillazilla
2012-02-01 01:20:48 PM
hammettman
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wasn't there a thread a while back where someone posted a vid of a bird of prey swooping down, trying to attack a deer? or some large animal.
Well, there's this one, which makes me laugh every time:
Bald Eagle Attacks Grizzly
(new window)
Dr. Mojo PhD
2012-02-01 01:22:01 PM
hammettman
:
wasn't there a thread a while back where someone posted a vid of a bird of prey swooping down, trying to attack a deer? or some large animal.
Is it the one with an eagle throwing goats off a cliff? I'm not for cruelty to animals, but when it's one animal doing it to another, I've got to admit it's kind of hilarious.
'Cause if that's the one,
here it is
-- warning, as said above, this is a video of an eagle throwing a goat off a cliff. While it is hilarious, the goat, you know, gets thrown off a cliff and such.
jabelar
2012-02-01 01:23:06 PM
It's a predatory universe and worth being aware of it. I don't see what the big deal is in this case -- sad to lose a pet of course, but it's a pretty natural thing to happen and a good lesson for kids. Every burger we eat has death attached to it. Every sniffle of a cold is reminder of the constant bombardment of predatory pathogens. Predation and death plays out every day in every part of our world. Why the squeamishness?
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2012-02-01 01:24:07 PM
It's just like when my house cat pounces on a small lizard outdoors.
(Only bigger, meaner and messier.)
BTW, if you turned a house cat loose in a lion cage, would that house cat be a snack within 10 minutes? Or would they spend a happy afternoon together grooming and playing together?
/meow
//in a bob newhart voice.
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