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AbbeySomeone

2012-02-01 04:09:30 AM

I see this as beneficial to both genders.

DjangoStonereaver

2012-02-01 06:03:55 AM

Approves.

RocketRay

2012-02-01 09:18:07 AM

He can find it laying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven on Second Avenue.

Cybernetic

2012-02-01 09:19:07 AM

He'll find it on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven.

Cybernetic

2012-02-01 09:19:42 AM

Shakes tiny fist at RocketRay

starsrift

2012-02-01 09:23:43 AM

I don't usually mind spiders but that article made me cringe.

/ anyway, make with the spider pics

rebelyell2006

2012-02-01 09:29:43 AM

starsrift: I don't usually mind spiders but that article made me cringe.

/ anyway, make with the spider pics

I'm the other way around. After years on /b/ I don't necessarily cringe anymore at articles about genital mutilation, but anything spider related causes me to freak out about hidden spiders in my boots trying to impregnate my toes with sperm and venom.

PsyLord

2012-02-01 09:33:33 AM

Peter Parker is distraught at this news.

Schubert'sCell

2012-02-01 09:36:10 AM

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.

Toquinha

2012-02-01 09:41:44 AM

I hate being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and I hate having to sit down to take a leak.

IXI Jim IXI

2012-02-01 09:53:47 AM

Spider had a hangover?

Freakin Rican

2012-02-01 09:58:07 AM

just the size of the female to the male in that pic would make me wanna break mine off and run

TommyDeuce

2012-02-01 10:17:41 AM

Just don't leave it on your head before putting on your Spidy mask.

chewielouie

2012-02-01 10:19:56 AM

PsyLord: Peter Parker is distraught at this news.

On the contrary, I think he's relieved he didn't inherit that trait from spiders.

TommyDeuce

2012-02-01 10:29:54 AM

Not sure if OK with this :

www.dutchperformingarts.com

Kurmudgeon

2012-02-01 11:09:26 AM

rebelyell2006: anything spider related causes me to freak out about hidden spiders in my boots trying to impregnate my toes with sperm and venom.

Don't worry, they're not in your boots, they're in your underwear.
/all better now
//have you checked your pockets?

WarNPeace

2012-02-01 11:18:36 AM

Love the King Missile references hahaha awesome =)

theorellior

2012-02-01 11:58:48 AM

jpo2269

2012-02-01 12:32:55 PM

I wonder if the spider thinks his detachable penis can be a pain in the arse sometimes????

tjassen

2012-02-01 12:34:06 PM

Good thing he has eight.

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airsupport

2012-02-01 01:25:48 PM

This song even mentions it. (new window)

How about that.

H31N0US

2012-02-01 01:35:33 PM

But then the spider feels like less of a man, and hates having to sit down every time he takes a leak.

slayer199

2012-02-01 05:36:40 PM

Disagrees

Best thing about marriage is that these are connected.
They don't come off.
'Cause if they did, your wife would take it as soon as you got married.

EngineerAtWork

2012-02-01 07:48:51 PM

Am I the only one who read that as "Spidermans detachable penis.."?

HairBolus

2012-02-01 11:02:16 PM

Not quite like Kokopelli with his detachable penis.

If the male spider doesn't get eaten then he just hangs around to prevent other males from messing with his woman.

// Nature writeup which I submitted a day earlier.

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across

2012-02-02 08:48:18 AM

But does that tatto really say "Read my Scriptures, I will never abandon the City I love"?

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