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Old man decides his car needs a good cleaning after driving through the farmers market
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Phoenix_M
2012-02-01 03:38:24 AM
Remember the movie Bundy, where they show Ted Bundy doing the same thing to remove any DNA after the police questioned him.
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-02-01 03:40:52 AM
Was going to point out that he probably murdered someone, but it seems like that's already been covered.
Skeuomorph
2012-02-01 07:29:27 AM
How else do you get out the... Oh, right. Carry on.
Rincewind53
2012-02-01 07:58:39 AM
I mean, that is a damn good way to hide the....
Apparently we all had the same thought.
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-02-01 08:12:26 AM
Hans Reiser could have benefitted from this thread.
staypuft242
2012-02-01 08:34:20 AM
that was one filthy pig he must have had in the car.... and I'm not talking his wife! zing*
Hack Patooey
2012-02-01 08:42:54 AM
It looks like a Lada. They leak like a sieve; water is nothing new to the electronics n that car...
calbert
2012-02-01 08:58:43 AM
"Added: 7 hours ago Occurred On: Feb-28-2012 "
and the apparent time-travel is secondary to his car-washing actions?
Serpoltas
2012-02-01 09:27:16 AM
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Pvt Joker
2012-02-01 09:27:20 AM
At least he isn't powerwashing the interior of a
Mercedes
karnal
2012-02-01 10:45:14 AM
dementia is a hell of a fun party
RoyBatty
2012-02-01 12:42:32 PM
It can be pretty hilarious after the powerwashing to find pieces of brain still under the seats.
Or so I've been told.
9beers
2012-02-01 12:49:08 PM
Hack Patooey
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It looks like a Lada. They leak like a sieve;
Ha, I was just going to say that it was a Landa. Throw a rotary nozzle on that thing and it will strip paint.
BillaBong
2012-02-01 01:40:32 PM
Maybe an obese woman sharted in the passenger seat and he was trying to get the stench out of his car.
liverpoolumd
2012-02-01 02:07:40 PM
Pvt Joker
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At least he isn't powerwashing the interior of a Mercedes
I was just thinking about that one.
farking idiots.
LoneVVolf
2012-02-01 04:36:44 PM
A light spritz of bleach will destroy identifiable blood/fluid stains a heck of a lot easier...
Jayone
2012-02-01 07:42:48 PM
The question is...did he follow that up with the use of the foamy brush?
RoxtarRyan
2012-02-01 08:32:51 PM
Hope his CPU is waterproof, otherwise, that car isn't going anywhere.
marcre3363
2012-02-01 11:51:39 PM
CSB Time
Years ago before we had kids, my wife and I were at a "Casino" party thrown by a friend. They had a company come out and had a full-size Roulette and Blackjack table delivered & we were all given tickets to gamble with. The problem was that it snowed a couple feet the day of the party, so most of the attendees cancelled. As a result, they had two tables, but only one table jockey. Since most the people wanted to play Roulette and there wasn't really money being wagered, I volunteered to run the Blackjack table. I'm an addict and love to Gamble, so I was more than happy to be "The House" when there was none of my money on the line.
While I spent three straight hours, my wife was hanging out and doing shots of tequila while sucking down Vodak. Then when they had an auction at the end with the tickets people won, she ended up eating several chocolate liquors with Kahlua, Drambouie and a few others.
As we drove back into Chicago from the Suburbs, she rolled down the window and hung her head out (it was about 10 degrees out). I asked if she needed me to pull over and she shook her head "No". As we drove past an exit, I felt a warm spray against my face and quickly realized my wife attempted to puke out the window, put instead puked in the car and while I was going 70 miles an hour, it all sprayed back into the car.
Fortunately the next exit was an Oasis and while she cleaned herself up in the Gas Station Bathroom, I used a copious amount of paper towels to scrape out large amounts of puke from inside the car. The more I scraped, the more I realized there was. It took me two weeks to clean out the car. I had to remove the panels from the door to get inside, then found it was all over the ceiling, the back seat, the floor....everywhere.
So, yeah, I understand what he's doing.
Thresher
2012-02-02 12:39:36 AM
Great story, Macre, I am just glad I got the Vodak reference. Man, you miss a day here and folks look like they're crazy!
TheMega
2012-02-03 01:54:38 PM
Why the hell isn't my 8-Track playing anymore... dagnabit!
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