He's not a very good basketball player. Tall, maybe, but his fundamentals are lacking.

MaxxLarge: AverageAmericanGuy: He's not a very good basketball player. Tall, maybe, but his fundamentals are lacking.

Maybe. But when you're 7'5", does it really farking matter?!? That's like saying, "Sure, he's got a 14" cock. But as porn stars go, he's pretty ugly."

But this guy is like a 14 inch cock on a pornstar; he's so big that he's cumbersome and uncoordinated. Plus both can cause serious damage to themselves or others by just slipping or falling.

Went to high school with a guy who was 7'-0", but was one of the least coordinated people in the gym class. The gym teacher would constantly refer to him as "the Waste of Height."

/csb

You know who else was - I guess still is - 7'5"?

Chuck Nevitt.

That is all.

miss diminutive: MaxxLarge: AverageAmericanGuy: He's not a very good basketball player. Tall, maybe, but his fundamentals are lacking.

Maybe. But when you're 7'5", does it really farking matter?!? That's like saying, "Sure, he's got a 14" cock. But as porn stars go, he's pretty ugly."

But this guy is like a 14 inch cock on a pornstar; he's so big that he's cumbersome and uncoordinated. Plus both can cause serious damage to themselves or others by just slipping or falling.

Mandingo Ndiaye?

Jamdug!: He missed the tip off?!?

That was the part that made me "wut." It looked like his feet never left the ground. I don't know, maybe he's used to just standing up straight for tip off, and didn't realize that other kid had some hops.

I wonder how long his penis? Seriously... It's gotta be HUUUUGGEE...

Must be tough changing in the same locker room with him. :(

Energy Fools The Magician: You know who else was - I guess still is - 7'5"?

Chuck Nevitt.

That is all.

Pavel Podkolzin

miss diminutive: MaxxLarge: AverageAmericanGuy: He's not a very good basketball player. Tall, maybe, but his fundamentals are lacking.

Maybe. But when you're 7'5", does it really farking matter?!? That's like saying, "Sure, he's got a 14" cock. But as porn stars go, he's pretty ugly."

But this guy is like a 14 inch cock on a pornstar; he's so big that he's cumbersome and uncoordinated. Plus both can cause serious damage to themselves or others by just slipping or falling.

14" cock or not, women will swarm over that shiat, just like the crowd did him playing. I bet you anything that guy doesn't want to come across like he is trying too hard. He already is way too huge an advantage and he knows it.

00:28 seconds... cam pan to the sweet little chick is the kind of thing that gets you a slap from the wife... just saying

AverageAmericanGuy: He's not a very good basketball player. Tall, maybe, but his fundamentals are lacking.

he's also in high-school but still he's already having knee problems. Hopefully he can get a good college education from his freak genetics, like a communications degree or something

Vodka Zombie: Well... That was boring.
agreed

So he scored 30 against a team full of little asian guys? Maybe he'll get better but that video was not impressive. Youtube some of these recent AAU videos where 6'8 guys are running the court and jumping to the point where they are hitting their faces on the rim.

mc_madness: I wonder how long his penis? Seriously... It's gotta be HUUUUGGEE...

Must be tough changing in the same locker room with him. :(

Actually height has nothing to do with penis size. If it did, everyone would be really tall, since evolution would favor it. It actually has more to do with the amount of testosterone your mother had during pregnancy.

dude looks older than Greg Oden coming out of HS.

And Oden had crows feet at 19.

Something tells me a birth certificate was forged for this 'kid".

But that's ok...John Calipari is working on getting him solid SAT scores as we speak.

deffuse: Are hoops different hieghts at high-school versus the NBA?

lol, he looked like a fat guy in a little coat out there

AverageAmericanGuy: He's not a very good basketball player. Tall, maybe, but his fundamentals are lacking.

My step-daughter plays basketball. Coaches say that they'd have a tall girl with average skills, than a average-height girl with great skills. Seems like size matters a whole farking lot in basketball.

I thought he retired already?

WHOOOOAAAAA! Dunk of the century! He went right over everyone! He beat all five players on a few of those! See the reverse one? BOO YAH!

Actually the interesting thing is that he doesn't really look 7'5", meaning that he doesn't look like Manute Bol or Shawn Bradley out there. Seems like he has the body to go with that kind of height.

More information on the kid. This article lists him at 310, and says that he had a tumor on his pituitary, which may have resulted in the growth. Doesn't sound like he's been playing basketball for very long.

You're going to see this kid at a major D1 program in a couple years, no doubt.

machoprogrammer: mc_madness: I wonder how long his penis? Seriously... It's gotta be HUUUUGGEE...

Must be tough changing in the same locker room with him. :(

Actually height has nothing to do with penis size. If it did, everyone would be really tall, since evolution would favor it. It actually has more to do with the amount of testosterone your mother had during pregnancy.


OK - but I am sure your mom is tired of you blaming her for everything.

star_topology: I thought he retired already?



Different Mamadou N'Diaye

/Common name, I suppose

The "internet-know-it-all" factor of FARK never ceases to amaze me.

He's in high school, his footwork isn't horrible, his touch around the rim isn't bad and he's a solid kid...not some beanpole Shawn Bradley-type that can be moved out of block easily.

He clearly knows how to post in box, his hands seems to be good...and just in case you forgot...HE'S IN FRIGGING HIGH SCHOOL.

If he can stay injury free (clearly a big "if") and keep developing, the sky's the limit for his kid.

BTW, I think he would look great in Crimson and Cream.

GO TO IU Mamadou!!!

That was probably the most unimpressive basketball I've ever seen for someone this hyped. Also, he is traveling all the damn time.

other team was wearing pink shoes?

I wonder how he'd do when he isn't playing a team full of people almost a foot and a half shorter than him.

My last year of high school I played against a guy named Jerry Sokolski, 7'5" about 350 lbs. But he had no mobility or stamina. Also had a friend growing up who's now 7'4", he was somewhat good at basketball, but he had glass ankles and hands of stone. He was a great shot-blocker and took up a lot of space though. His dad, a Cornell grad, was hoping he'd end up at Cornell and dominate the Ivy League. But his ankles didn't allow him to play after the age of 17. Shame really. But it's hard to play basketball without any ankle ligaments.

Dinobot: He's not gonna last. I mean, anyone remember Greg Oden?

Oden at least could shoot free throws and mid-range shots.

This guy looks like the second coming of Shawn Bradley.

Coach_J: He clearly knows how to post in box, his hands seems to be good...and just in case you forgot...HE'S IN FRIGGING HIGH SCHOOL.

Yeah, I was expecting him to bring the ball down instinctively (vulnerable to the low block) or get pushed around, but he pushes his way in and keeps his arms up. The other team can't do anything but watch. The reasons he missed the tipoff were he was forced to crouch down, and it wasn't going to matter anyway.

History shows most people this tall aren't durable enough to last in the NBA, but if he's smart he could make easy money. SOMEONE will give him a chance. If I was 7'5", I'd work at basketball just for the guaranteed high-paying job and retire before walking became painful. Fans wouldn't like me but that'd just make my retirement anonymous anyway.

Dinobot: Oden

I don't know how many Farkers were alive back when he retired in 1973.

Need a Dispenser Here: Went to high school with a guy who was 7'-0", but was one of the least coordinated people in the gym class. The gym teacher would constantly refer to him as "the Waste of Height."

/csb

Sometimes when you grow fast you lose all your coordination. In high school I went from 5'7" to 6'4" in like 2 months and I'm still not the same on skates as I was before

/csb

babysealclubber: At least he looks smart enough not to try and dribble before he goes up off of the offensive rebound. That shiat pisses me off to no end.

this comment is directed at Josh McRoberts, Mason Plumlee, and Miles Plumlee. Keep the god damn ball up high, don't bring it down low after securing the rebound, take it up like a man, draw the foul and force that farker through the hoop.

Reminds me of the summer camp I worked at. My cabin was in the youngest age group and played on 7 foot goals. We were all a lot taller than the kids, so we played 5 counselors against something like 20 kids. We dunked every time.

How about they show some highlights on defense? For fark's sake he lost the tip-off.