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(Palm Beach Post) Florida Man busted for driving around on a moped armed with a Walther P22, a Steyr M9, and a Japanese dagger-shaped martial arts weapon while looking for "the man"   (palmbeachpost.com) divider line 25
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2012-02-01 11:25:37 AM
He should know by now that the man is never early. He's always late. First thing you learn is that you always gotta wait.
 
2012-02-01 11:25:58 AM
man.. black history month is off to a good start this year.
 
2012-02-01 11:26:29 AM
A Japanese dagger-shaped marital arts weapon is much scarier.
 
2012-02-01 11:26:30 AM
Ol' crazy cousin Victor, He's always up to something.
 
2012-02-01 11:26:38 AM
& yet subby completely by-passed the "Greenacres" angle to this story??
 
2012-02-01 11:26:38 AM
Hiro Protagonist has really let himself go
 
2012-02-01 11:27:00 AM
The deputy... then found the sai inside the man's Ford pick-up truck.

Borchert will be disappointed when he's freed and finds his Saigon.
 
2012-02-01 11:29:37 AM
Sir, I love the Wii Goldeneye as much as the next person, but you're taking it a bit too far.
 
2012-02-01 11:29:45 AM
"japanese dagger-shaped martial arts weapon"

Lazy reporters make me sai.

media.giantbomb.com
 
2012-02-01 11:36:59 AM
billcainonline.com

/is almost impressed by this amateur..
//obscure?
 
2012-02-01 11:40:57 AM
cleveoh: & yet subby completely by-passed the "Greenacres" angle to this story??

www.tvchannelsfree.com
The homeowner in question.
 
2012-02-01 11:41:18 AM
The sai is not intended as an offensive weapon, but as a tool with which to deflect and control your opponent's weapon(s).
 
2012-02-01 11:43:39 AM
OK, so which MOH game was he pretending he was part of? Rising Sun?
 
2012-02-01 11:45:37 AM
offmymeds: cleveoh: & yet subby completely by-passed the "Greenacres" angle to this story??

[www.tvchannelsfree.com image 512x288]
The homeowner in question.


The perp does have a bit of a Mr. Ziffel look goin' on.
 
2012-02-01 11:46:23 AM
Rapmaster2000: He should know by now that the man is never early. He's always late. First thing you learn is that you always gotta wait.

My first thought was, how could he drive his moped, hold the weapons and still easily keep $26 in his hand?
 
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2012-02-01 11:46:29 AM
Eb grew a beard.

someone post a pic of Eb on his little motorbike.
 
2012-02-01 12:06:10 PM
cleveoh: offmymeds: cleveoh: & yet subby completely by-passed the "Greenacres" angle to this story??

[www.tvchannelsfree.com image 512x288]
The homeowner in question.

The perp does have a bit of a Mr. Ziffel look goin' on.


It could be Ralph with a glued on beard.
 
2012-02-01 12:22:05 PM
Shoulda used a Webley-Vickers 50.80
 
2012-02-01 01:11:48 PM
Lost_at_sea: [billcainonline.com image 450x310]

/is almost impressed by this amateur..
//obscure?


Nope. Although I liked him better when he was carrying a Beretta 93-R and a .44 Auto Mag. Kind of always wished they would make a movie on 'ole Mack. Problem is they would have to make it contemporary.

April Rose!!!
 
2012-02-01 01:48:40 PM
For those not in the know...a Walther P22 is a .22LR semi-auto pistol. Yes its a real gun, but it fires .22 caliber bullets, which are smaller than a pencil eraser.

Deadly, yes, but typically the amount of damage done is minimal and even the hollowpoint rounds lack the energy to mushroom and tear apart organs like a larger caliber would (i.e. 9mm, .45 ACP, etc)

/the more you know
//my p22 is a fun plinker
 
2012-02-01 02:15:05 PM
 
2012-02-01 03:31:22 PM
Man busted for driving around on a moped armed with a Walther P22, a Steyr M9, and a Japanese dagger-shaped martial arts weapon while looking for "the man"

He's doing it wrong. When I played Spy Hunter my car had smoke screens and oil slicks too.
 
2012-02-01 06:13:49 PM
"I've been looking for The Man myself."

www.styleburns.com
 
2012-02-02 12:00:05 PM
"Man busted for driving around on a moped armed with a Walther P22, a Steyr M9, and a Japanese dagger-shaped martial arts weapon while looking for "the man"

---- This is 100% legal in Arizona.
 
2012-02-02 04:44:08 PM
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Glad to see he has taste and wasn't sporting a Kel-tec or Hipoint.

The Walther 22 is a nice little pea-shooter as well.
/a bit of a pain in the ass to get the guide rod back in place after stripping, though.
 
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