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(Yahoo)   Women abandon Newt for a younger and prettier candidate   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2012-02-01 12:13:55 AM  
Nice to see the tables turned on that serial womanizer.
 
2012-02-01 12:55:15 AM  
Accounts at Tiffany's, like marriages, are revolving.
 
2012-02-01 10:46:04 AM  
Ironic?
 
2012-02-01 11:04:20 AM  
Headline hilarity.
 
2012-02-01 11:04:57 AM  
Magic underwear. In Florida, women appreciate magic and women appreciate underwear.
 
2012-02-01 11:09:01 AM  
The problem is that Gingrish look like a hackler.
 
2012-02-01 11:12:07 AM  
I have no idea why a woman would vote for any of them.
 
2012-02-01 11:14:25 AM  
Younger and more handsome? Obviously. Except I don't think there's going to be an annoying YouTube video with a pretty, busty girl singing that she has a "crush" on Romney. More like "Eh, if that's my only choice... I suppose..."
 
2012-02-01 11:14:42 AM  
Why would a misogynistic asshole be unappealing to women?
 
2012-02-01 11:16:01 AM  
Good.

... and no, it's not about Romney's sex appeal. It's about Newt Being a scumbag who not only cheats on his wife, but then divorces her when things don't go so well, and shacks up with a younger,prettier chick. Who wants to be the loser in that game? (and trust me, we will all be the loser in that game eventually)
 
2012-02-01 11:18:16 AM  
Romney is less than 4 years younger than Newt.
 
2012-02-01 11:19:40 AM  

God's Hubris: Why would a misogynistic asshole be unappealing to women?


The same reason some women voted for Santorum despite his anti-woman, "rape baby = gift from gawd" platform: they're idiots.

/It's not sexist because I too have a vagina
//Some women are idiots -- more at eleven!
 
2012-02-01 11:21:59 AM  
You're telling me some women would not like Newt's cock in their mouth?

I doubt that.
 
2012-02-01 11:24:17 AM  

Jake Havechek: You're telling me some women would not like Newt's cock in their mouth?

I doubt that.


I just threw up a little.
 
2012-02-01 11:25:43 AM  
I'd be pissed if I were a Republican.

Billions of dollars wasted on this joke of a Republican election campaign.

You're stuck with these idiots. Idiot, I mean.
 
2012-02-01 11:25:51 AM  
I fail to see how the Rombot is more attractive than Newt. If anything, Rombot is more artificial than ASIMO.
 
2012-02-01 11:29:00 AM  
Florida is filled with bitter divorcees. This does not come as a surprise.
 
2012-02-01 11:31:08 AM  

Serious Black: I fail to see how the Rombot is more attractive than Newt. If anything, Rombot is more artificial than ASIMO.


Well, from a physical perspective, Mitt appears to be in much better shape and doesn't have grey hair; also, he doesn't have the baggage of two ex-wives. And of course, there's always the fact that Romney has more money.
 
2012-02-01 11:33:33 AM  

yllosubmarine: God's Hubris: Why would a misogynistic asshole be unappealing to women?

The same reason some women voted for Santorum despite his anti-woman, "rape baby = gift from gawd" platform: they're idiots.

/It's not sexist because I too have a vagina
//Some women are idiots -- more at eleven!


Idiocy is not tied to chromosomes, obviously.

/still really wonder about women and minorities that vote for Republicans
//saw the guy on MSNBC try to pull the "Republicans were the civil rights party!" schtick last night
///didn't go well for him
 
2012-02-01 11:36:36 AM  

Karac: Romney has more money.


Sexy.
 
2012-02-01 11:38:21 AM  

yllosubmarine: God's Hubris: Why would a misogynistic asshole be unappealing to women?

The same reason some women voted for Santorum despite his anti-woman, "rape baby = gift from gawd" platform: they're idiots.

/It's not sexist because I too have a vagina
//Some women are idiots -- more at eleven!


This.

A bunch of it!
 
2012-02-01 11:39:16 AM  
Romney actually has negative charisma. Charisn'tma, if you will. (apologies to Terry Pratchett)
 
2012-02-01 11:41:19 AM  

Serious Black: I fail to see how the Rombot is more attractive than Newt. If anything, Rombot is more artificial than ASIMO.


Actually, I think of Rombot as being frighteningly realistic. He's almost a convicing replica of a human, which makes him repulsive due to the Uncanny Valley effect.
 
2012-02-01 11:45:02 AM  
C'mon ladies! Power is attractive, amiright?

You sure you don't want to give Newt's hairy ballbag a tongue bath?

Callista won't mind, she's hopped up on the goofballs all day and night.
 
2012-02-01 11:46:46 AM  

Edsel: Serious Black: I fail to see how the Rombot is more attractive than Newt. If anything, Rombot is more artificial than ASIMO.

Actually, I think of Rombot as being frighteningly realistic. He's almost a convicing replica of a human, which makes him repulsive due to the Uncanny Valley effect.


Like Movellans, but less attractive?
 
2012-02-01 12:00:11 PM  

Knara: yllosubmarine: God's Hubris: Why would a misogynistic asshole be unappealing to women?

The same reason some women voted for Santorum despite his anti-woman, "rape baby = gift from gawd" platform: they're idiots.

/It's not sexist because I too have a vagina
//Some women are idiots -- more at eleven!

Idiocy is not tied to chromosomes, obviously.

/still really wonder about women and minorities and gheys that vote for Republicans
//saw the guy on MSNBC try to pull the "Republicans were the civil rights party!" schtick last night
///didn't go well for him


ADFY

And, yeah, seriously, what the farkin' fark?

Oh, and I also know a Muslim dude that votes republican. So even more what the fark?
 
2012-02-01 12:01:26 PM  
Gingrich's defeat from women has nothing to do with Romney's attractiveness. It was because Newt give off the appearance of being an ego-maniacal, sexist, morally depleted candidate.

And as they say ... if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck.
 
2012-02-01 12:14:00 PM  
Who cares? With the exception of Ron Paul, there's not a speck of difference between any of the Repub candidates. And not much difference between them and Obama. Flip a freaking coin, already, and let's get back to fleecing the taxpayer to enrich the politically connected.
 
2012-02-01 12:14:28 PM  

Alphax: Edsel: Serious Black: I fail to see how the Rombot is more attractive than Newt. If anything, Rombot is more artificial than ASIMO.

Actually, I think of Rombot as being frighteningly realistic. He's almost a convicing replica of a human, which makes him repulsive due to the Uncanny Valley effect.

Like Movellans, but less attractive?


More like Chameleon.
 
2012-02-01 12:16:00 PM  

HellRaisingHoosier: Gingrich's defeat from women has nothing to do with Romney's attractiveness. It was because Newt give off the appearance of being an ego-maniacal, sexist, morally depleted candidate.

And as they say ... if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck.


Not to mention the constant 'let's take women's rights back to the 1700s' bullshiat has to be affecting Republican women to some extent. Some repress it, but it's hard to justify someone who will save you money that will eventually taken from you because you have two X chromosomes. The Republican strategy of women-hating only works so far.
 
2012-02-01 12:17:45 PM  
It's hard to physic a man who makes no bones about how he uses women as sex objects and dick suckers.
 
2012-02-01 12:25:03 PM  
It shocks me that the GOP still has even a single woman voter.
 
2012-02-01 12:31:29 PM  
I think we need to remember what a republican pundit said which was(paraphrased) that Newt had the intellectual and emotional energy to captivate 3 women(2 of those while he was with another woman) therefore it must be that he will captivate America. Of course this will lead to people clamoring for a 3rd term of Newt as they just can't get enough of his intellectual and emotional energy.

Oh and somehow he will build a lunar base(perhaps with a nifty Death Ray) and other such things. We won't be taking any more anal probing from the time traveling Greys if we can just get him the White House. Or something.
 
2012-02-01 12:43:24 PM  

Knara: minorities that vote for Republicans


Until not so long ago the GOP had a good chunk of the Hispanic vote, thanks to rampant Catholicism I suppose.

Either they've gotten less religious, or they're starting to notice the not-exactly-subtle hatred from the GOP base and candidates. Or maybe both.
 
2012-02-01 01:11:51 PM  
Younger and prettier? For Florida women?
The constant announcements that Romney is a billionaire and Gingrich is having money problems would be a lot more important.
 
2012-02-01 02:44:54 PM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: It shocks me that the GOP still has even a single woman voter.


Unfortunately, some women like being forced to be a baby incubator and being told they have absolutely no worth without a man to tell them what to do. It makes me vomit.
 
2012-02-01 04:03:36 PM  
What a choice. One guy is a bastard to women when they are helpless. The other guy is a bastard to helpless, loyal animals.
 
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