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TheSpaceAdmiral

2012-02-01 11:59:07 AM

I'm not a fed. Just sayin', ladies.

Norv Turner

2012-02-01 01:08:54 PM

Wakka chikka? Was I the only one who said that in an Indian voice? (feather not dot)

slapmastered

2012-02-01 01:46:19 PM

MITCHELL!

ObscureNameHere

2012-02-01 01:46:46 PM

Norv Turner: Wakka chikka? Was I the only one who said that in an Indian voice? (feather not dot)

Or an Italian poultry slaughter house.

"O-a Kaya. Firsta, you wakka da chikka..."

Pyynk

2012-02-01 01:50:39 PM

I thought the accepted interpretation was "BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW".

SevenYearHawk

2012-02-01 01:51:00 PM

Obligatory.

skinink

2012-02-01 01:52:04 PM

You know you've applied for the wrong job when one of the pre-hire questions is "Have you ever done ass to ass?"

Lone Stranger

2012-02-01 01:52:12 PM

12 terabytes is a lot of porn recording capability.

Just saying.

Sqube

2012-02-01 01:53:54 PM

Authorities say a TV in his upscale Athens, Georgia, bedroom was rigged to a pair of hard drives capable of holding 12 terabytes of data.

Ummm... where do they make the 6TB hard drives? I hadn't heard about those.

cgraves67

2012-02-01 01:54:17 PM

Let this be a lesson to you, students. Plagarism leads to white collar crime, relative wealth, and lots of group sex.

Jument

2012-02-01 01:54:34 PM

On paper it sounds good but I imagine IRL the kinds of people who would be willing to have group sex to join his gang would be 1) dudes, 2) dudes, 3) dudes, .. 98 ) dudes, and 99) one fugly woman.

here to help

2012-02-01 01:54:49 PM

Headline reminded me of this...

*COCK-A-COCK-A-COCKA*

Glenford

2012-02-01 01:55:03 PM

Norv Turner: Wakka chikka? Was I the only one who said that in an Indian voice? (~~feather~~ casino not ~~dot~~ tech support)

FTFM.

hotter than the ads

2012-02-01 01:55:50 PM

In England, the Feds (or their equivalent) would get down on the gangbang, knock up one of the accomplices, and then head for the hills to stalk their offspring from afar.

Thin blue ethics...

here to help

2012-02-01 01:56:39 PM

Hagbardr

2012-02-01 01:56:41 PM

WAKKA CHIKKA WAKKA CHIKKA (new window)

ox45tallboy

2012-02-01 01:56:44 PM

Sqube: Authorities say a TV in his upscale Athens, Georgia, bedroom was rigged to a pair of hard drives capable of holding 12 terabytes of data.

Ummm... where do they make the 6TB hard drives? I hadn't heard about those.

Cop math. They were actually 2 old WD 640MB in a JBOD array.

MoronLessOff

2012-02-01 01:57:05 PM

Jument: On paper it sounds good but I imagine IRL the kinds of people who would be willing to have group sex to join his gang would be 1) dudes, 2) dudes, 3) dudes, .. 98 ) dudes, and 99) one fugly woman.

Or as we say on the Internet, the Internet.

WAKKA WAKKA!

/i keed!

retrograde

2012-02-01 01:57:15 PM

Why is it so damn easy for these guys to come to the U.S. on a student visa and then still be here years later?

Also, an Indian dude "worked at a liquor store"? Nice stereotype there Sanjay.

waltb555

2012-02-01 01:57:51 PM

"Threat Level could not reach Detective Russell for comment."

So they never got to ask her how the sex was?

1derful

2012-02-01 02:00:30 PM

"You're sure you're not a cop right?"

"No way! Let's get to this, baby."

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2012-02-01 02:01:31 PM

Vikas can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

RandomTux

2012-02-01 02:02:19 PM

Sqube: Authorities say a TV in his upscale Athens, Georgia, bedroom was rigged to a pair of hard drives capable of holding 12 terabytes of data.

Ummm... where do they make the 6TB hard drives? I hadn't heard about those.

This. Also "rigged"? And constantly saying "flatscreen TV" - as if there is any other kind left today. And this is "Wired", which is supposed to be a technology magazine

Rapmaster2000

2012-02-01 02:05:50 PM

RandomTux: Sqube: Authorities say a TV in his upscale Athens, Georgia, bedroom was rigged to a pair of hard drives capable of holding 12 terabytes of data.

Ummm... where do they make the 6TB hard drives? I hadn't heard about those.

This. Also "rigged"? And constantly saying "flatscreen TV" - as if there is any other kind left today. And this is "Wired", which is supposed to be a technology magazine

And also "upscale" and "Georgia".

crapo87

2012-02-01 02:07:33 PM

Works for now. USA PATRIOT Act 3, perhaps?

Compare:

"Undercover police had children with activists'
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jan/20/undercover-police-children-a c tivists

lucksi

2012-02-01 02:21:00 PM

Man, those are some high sentences. Gives me such a warm feeling that weed owners are locked up for MUCH longer then those guys.

Knara

2012-02-01 02:21:33 PM

here to help: Sqube: Authorities say a TV in his upscale Athens, Georgia, bedroom was rigged to a pair of hard drives capable of holding 12 terabytes of data.

Ummm... where do they make the 6TB hard drives? I hadn't heard about those.

Link (new window)

Those really need to be hooked up with Thunderbolt or it's a sad, sad thing even using FW800.

That said, anyone taking anything said about money, street value or technology in an LEO article/report hasn't been paying attention the last 30 years.

ZMugg

2012-02-01 02:24:32 PM

Glenford: Norv Turner: Wakka chikka? Was I the only one who said that in an Indian voice? (~~feather~~ casino not ~~dot tech support~~ Slurpee)

FTFM.

FTFM

marleymaniac

2012-02-01 02:25:30 PM

cgraves67: Let this be a lesson to you, students. Plagarism leads to white collar crime, relative wealth, and lots of group sex.

Although the group sex in prison is not all it's cracked up to be.

IXI Jim IXI

2012-02-01 02:26:49 PM

So...where did he end up posting the videos?

here to help

2012-02-01 02:29:43 PM

Knara: here to help: Sqube: Authorities say a TV in his upscale Athens, Georgia, bedroom was rigged to a pair of hard drives capable of holding 12 terabytes of data.

Ummm... where do they make the 6TB hard drives? I hadn't heard about those.

Link (new window)

Those really need to be hooked up with Thunderbolt or it's a sad, sad thing even using FW800.

That said, anyone taking anything said about money, street value or technology in an LEO article/report hasn't been paying attention the last 30 years.

What about USB 3.0? Getting a new mobo with 3.0. I doubt I'd be using an external drive that size but maybe some day I'll need to.

Barricaded Gunman

2012-02-01 02:30:30 PM

Lone Stranger: 12 terabytes is a lot of porn recording capability. Just saying.

Dude, you're on Fark. I've got a 12 terabyte porn-drive on my keychain.

Knara

2012-02-01 02:36:35 PM

here to help: Knara: here to help: Sqube: Authorities say a TV in his upscale Athens, Georgia, bedroom was rigged to a pair of hard drives capable of holding 12 terabytes of data.

Ummm... where do they make the 6TB hard drives? I hadn't heard about those.

Link (new window)

Those really need to be hooked up with Thunderbolt or it's a sad, sad thing even using FW800.

That said, anyone taking anything said about money, street value or technology in an LEO article/report hasn't been paying attention the last 30 years.

What about USB 3.0? Getting a new mobo with 3.0. I doubt I'd be using an external drive that size but maybe some day I'll need to.

Looking forward, Thunderbolt is the way to go.

3.0 vs FW800 depends on what you're using it for and the implementation, apparently.

here to help

2012-02-01 02:45:30 PM

Knara: Looking forward, Thunderbolt is the way to go.

Hmm... not sure what that is. TO THE GOOGLES!

*google noises*

peasants_are_revolting

2012-02-01 02:46:42 PM

So forgive my ignorance, but how would this necessarily weed out Feds? No one wanted to bust the ring bad enough to step up to the plate? Are they not allowed to have sex with suspects even if it's to help an undercover operation? Sorry, I'm asking because I don't know.

here to help

2012-02-01 02:56:21 PM

*ungoogles*

Whoa... 10GBs per SECOND?! Wow. That could certainly come in handy.

also... is Fark being a slow ass sh*t muncher for anyone else today too?

Herr Flick's Revenge

2012-02-01 03:00:39 PM

peasants_are_revolting: So forgive my ignorance, but how would this necessarily weed out Feds? No one wanted to bust the ring bad enough to step up to the plate? Are they not allowed to have sex with suspects even if it's to help an undercover operation? Sorry, I'm asking because I don't know.

I would imagine you could send in a informant in place of an actual agent.
Allow the informant to do all the stuff an agent might not want to, give him immunity in exchange for his testimony.
I also believe deep cover agents are given a little latitude in what they are allowed to do to maintain cover, like engage in orgies.

Sqube

2012-02-01 03:04:41 PM

here to help: Sqube: Authorities say a TV in his upscale Athens, Georgia, bedroom was rigged to a pair of hard drives capable of holding 12 terabytes of data.

Ummm... where do they make the 6TB hard drives? I hadn't heard about those.

Link (new window)

I guess that's the kind of mistake that they would make. Strictly speaking, that's four hard drives. Close enough for cop work, though.

Kamesan

2012-02-01 03:05:28 PM

"recruited other carders and mules"

Okay, that's where I draw the line!

NeonBlack53

2012-02-01 03:11:10 PM

So wait... he used the cards to withdraw cash to buy stuff which he then sold for cash? Why not just stop at step one?

booksmart

2012-02-01 03:14:36 PM

Rapmaster2000: RandomTux: Sqube: Authorities say a TV in his upscale Athens, Georgia, bedroom was rigged to a pair of hard drives capable of holding 12 terabytes of data.

Ummm... where do they make the 6TB hard drives? I hadn't heard about those.

This. Also "rigged"? And constantly saying "flatscreen TV" - as if there is any other kind left today. And this is "Wired", which is supposed to be a technology magazine

And also "upscale" and "Georgia".

This is Athens, we're talking about. We've got everything from the projects to million dollar mansions...

/Diversity. We has it.
//sarcasm

IXI Jim IXI

2012-02-01 03:15:08 PM

Kamesan: "recruited other carders and mules"

Okay, that's where I draw the line!

Wow...YOU'LL never win Fear Factor...

Tax Boy

2012-02-01 03:16:11 PM

Knara: here to help: Knara: here to help: Sqube: Authorities say a TV in his upscale Athens, Georgia, bedroom was rigged to a pair of hard drives capable of holding 12 terabytes of data.

Ummm... where do they make the 6TB hard drives? I hadn't heard about those.

Link (new window)

Those really need to be hooked up with Thunderbolt or it's a sad, sad thing even using FW800.

That said, anyone taking anything said about money, street value or technology in an LEO article/report hasn't been paying attention the last 30 years.

What about USB 3.0? Getting a new mobo with 3.0. I doubt I'd be using an external drive that size but maybe some day I'll need to.

Looking forward, Thunderbolt is the way to go.

3.0 vs FW800 depends on what you're using it for and the implementation, apparently.

enter thread on group sex & orgies, get discussion on hard drives. Can't explain that.

here to help

2012-02-01 03:21:38 PM

Sqube: here to help: Sqube: Authorities say a TV in his upscale Athens, Georgia, bedroom was rigged to a pair of hard drives capable of holding 12 terabytes of data.

Ummm... where do they make the 6TB hard drives? I hadn't heard about those.

Link (new window)

I guess that's the kind of mistake that they would make. Strictly speaking, that's four hard drives. Close enough for cop work, though.

I noticed that after I linked it... but it says 2 x 3 TB.

Tax Boy: enter thread on group sex & orgies, get discussion on hard drives. Can't explain that.

Well huge drives and porn tend go hand in hand.

CrispFlows

2012-02-01 03:31:00 PM

Is it sad that when I read georgia, I was thinking of the Eurasian one?

I heard things about organized crime and carders being in cahoots, more specifically the Russian ones.

It would be terrifying if the American mafia decided to behave the same way as the Russian mob does.

paidhima

2012-02-01 03:31:58 PM

Sqube: here to help: Sqube: Authorities say a TV in his upscale Athens, Georgia, bedroom was rigged to a pair of hard drives capable of holding 12 terabytes of data.

Ummm... where do they make the 6TB hard drives? I hadn't heard about those.

Link (new window)

I guess that's the kind of mistake that they would make. Strictly speaking, that's four hard drives. Close enough for cop work, though.

Chances are the reported made one of three mistakes: 1) two hard drive enclosures, each holding multiple drives for a total of 12TB, 2) two actual computers where computer = hard drive, or 3) no pictures of said group sex to distract us from the stupid.

IXI Jim IXI

2012-02-01 03:38:07 PM

Tax Boy: enter thread on group sex & orgies, get discussion on hard drives. Can't explain that.

I blame Danni Ashe

ltdanman44

2012-02-01 03:39:41 PM

cgraves67: Let this be a lesson to you, students. Plagarism leads to white collar crime, relative wealth, and lots of group sex.

not to mention a multi-million dollar profit and only a year in jail. Not a bad deal indeed.

Krieghund

2012-02-01 03:48:42 PM

Norv Turner: Wakka chikka? Was I the only one who said that in an Indian voice? (feather not dot)

Apparently he said it in an Indian voice (dot not feather)

mccallcl

2012-02-01 03:49:21 PM

NeonBlack53: So wait... he used the cards to withdraw cash to buy stuff which he then sold for cash? Why not just stop at step one?

Where there's cash, there's a camera.

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