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(Talking Points Memo)   Newt refuses to call Romney to congratulate him on his decisive Florida win   ( ) divider line
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2012-02-01 10:04:28 AM  
5 votes:
Newt should just flat-out appeal to the Dick vote. Come out and say 'Fark Mitt Romney and his bean counters, and fark any efforts on my part to be his friend, play nice, or live by conventional societal norms that don't allow me to act like I want to act at every moment." I think in this day and age a lot disgruntled, angry people would find him refreshing. Imagine the ads targetting them? "Are you tired of having to look over your shoulder to be sure no ones around before you say the N word? Tired of not being able to call place-kickers in football gay because it offends people? Tired of having to say 'Good morning' to that godless tart who works the front desk at your office with her blouse unbuttoned to the third button? Then vote for me! Do and say as you wish all the time. I may not be a great president, but I'm a perfect asshole!"*

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2012-02-01 02:54:10 PM  
1 vote:

Poopspasm: In fairness, Newt's kind of an asshole.

Yeah, and Goatse is only kind of NSFW
2012-02-01 09:49:58 AM  
1 vote:
At least he's consistent in his complete and utter dickishness, unlike that flip-flopper Romney who is only a dick most of the time.
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