FARK.com: (6914627) While you can't stab someone over the internet, science is one step closer to allowing you to robo-bang your significant other while you play Elder Scrolls

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		While you can't stab someone over the internet, science is one step closer to allowing you to robo-bang your significant other while you play Elder Scrolls (extremetech.com)		39
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Some 'Splainin' To Do		2012-02-01 11:16:18 AM

Hey Lydia, I've got a burden for you to carry, if you know what I mean.

pearls before swine		2012-02-01 11:18:09 AM

I can already bang my significant other IRL. Let me know when I can bang Mjoll.

natmar_76		2012-02-01 11:18:10 AM

Skyrim is boring.

There, I said it.

/flame shield

evilmrsock		2012-02-01 11:18:35 AM

biatch, I am giving you some pimp-ass armor right now. You roll your eyes at me one more goddamn time while mouthing off about my burden and I will not reload a quicksave the next time you decide to lick the underside of a fireball.

cgraves67		2012-02-01 11:32:46 AM

The little doll things are just plain creepy.

rooftop235		2012-02-01 11:40:53 AM

cgraves67: The little doll things are just plain creepy.

Agreed.

But, can they go ahead and record Beyonce, Halle Berry, and a bunch of other hollywood hotties kisses and have them available for download?

There should be an app store for that gizmo.

Karac		2012-02-01 11:42:17 AM

It transmits a kiss? That's nothing, there's some sex-toy company that's got a robotic vagina that supposed to sync it's movements to porn scenes. I think they're even developing a dildo that can be used as the source data.

Incog_Neeto		2012-02-01 11:45:10 AM

No thank's I'll just stick with my Real Doll

Theaetetus		2012-02-01 11:52:12 AM

Karac: It transmits a kiss? That's nothing, there's some sex-toy company that's got a robotic vagina that supposed to sync it's movements to porn scenes. I think they're even developing a dildo that can be used as the source data.

Yep. The technology is called teledildonics, and there are several published patent applications to various implementations.

Bahumat		2012-02-01 11:53:01 AM

Treat your (real) woman right, she'll crawl under your desk while you play and give you a hummer.

/treats his woman right

TF2_Pyro		2012-02-01 12:11:53 PM

I always thought this could be fun if you could manipulate a robot hand on the other end via a glove that you wear.

SirTanon		2012-02-01 12:24:01 PM

Seems like I've seen this before...

Oh yeah - this.

images.wikia.com

bulok		2012-02-01 12:30:36 PM

Came here for Big Bang Theory Wolowitz and Koothrappali , leaving strangely aroused....

djscram		2012-02-01 12:33:39 PM

Kissenger? Really? Cause good old Henry is exactly who I want to think of when, when, actually I'm not sure what action verb should go here....

grinding_journalist		2012-02-01 12:36:10 PM

Subby had me at "robo-bang".

Some 'Splainin' To Do		2012-02-01 12:47:49 PM

natmar_76: Skyrim is boring.

There, I said it.

/flame shield

That's your idea of a flame? You can do better than that.

Yaxe		2012-02-01 12:48:51 PM

natmar_76: Skyrim is boring.

There, I said it.

/flame shield

After the first 80 hours, yeah I agree with you.

/86 hours in one playthrough

malle-herbert		2012-02-01 12:51:08 PM

neversubmit		2012-02-01 01:23:22 PM

Karac: It transmits a kiss? That's nothing, there's some sex-toy company that's got a robotic vagina that supposed to sync it's movements to porn scenes. I think they're even developing a dildo that can be used as the source data.

So if a guy uses the robotic vagina and source data dildo on himself has he taken "go fu*k yourself" too far?

MoronLessOff		2012-02-01 01:36:47 PM

rooftop235: cgraves67: The little doll things are just plain creepy.

Agreed.

But, can they go ahead and record Beyonce, Halle Berry, and a bunch of other hollywood hotties kisses and have them available for download?

There should be an app store for that gizmo.

images.fanpop.com

creeto		2012-02-01 01:43:29 PM

ProfessorOhki		2012-02-01 01:45:40 PM

Finally, science develops something for the lonely lesbian.

frepnog		2012-02-01 01:53:23 PM

i can't be the only person that finds the big bang theory not only offensive but practically unwatchable?

ProfessorOhki		2012-02-01 02:03:35 PM

frepnog: i can't be the only person that finds the big bang theory not only offensive but practically unwatchable?

Not at all. In fact, on Fark, you're in the company of several others who feel the need to bring up how much it offends them whenever given an opening.

MoronLessOff		2012-02-01 02:09:55 PM

ProfessorOhki: frepnog: i can't be the only person that finds the big bang theory not only offensive but practically unwatchable?

Not at all. In fact, on Fark, you're in the company of several others who feel the need to bring up how much it offends them whenever given an opening.

I tried to watch it once. It didn't work out.

3.bp.blogspot.com

Mentalpatient87		2012-02-01 02:10:41 PM

frepnog: i can't be the only person that finds the big bang theory not only offensive but practically unwatchable?

You aren't, and "The IT Crowd" is just as terrible.

Mentalpatient87		2012-02-01 02:16:03 PM

Oh, and I submitted this with a more Futurama-y headline...

frepnog		2012-02-01 02:40:32 PM

Mentalpatient87: frepnog: i can't be the only person that finds the big bang theory not only offensive but practically unwatchable?

You aren't, and "The IT Crowd" is just as terrible.

ehhhh..... i dunno. i like it crowd. moss makes me laugh. it seems at least passingly genuine.

Herr Flick's Revenge		2012-02-01 03:08:00 PM

Mentalpatient87: frepnog: i can't be the only person that finds the big bang theory not only offensive but practically unwatchable?

You aren't, and "The IT Crowd" is just as terrible.

You have just outed yourself as someone bereft of taste or a sense of humor.
Good job you!

Mentalpatient87		2012-02-01 03:48:04 PM

Herr Flick's Revenge: You have just outed yourself as someone bereft of taste or a sense of humor.
Good job you!

4.bp.blogspot.com

Louis CK frowns upon your unbearably corny nerd parody.

madcan34		2012-02-01 03:53:42 PM

Okay if two people are so dependent on each other where they need those little mini surrogates then they've got some serious farking problems.

That being said I would totally bend that chick over

Cytokine Storm		2012-02-01 04:02:43 PM

madcan34: Okay if two people are so dependent on each other where they need those little mini surrogates then they've got some serious farking problems.

That being said I would totally bend that chick over

I'll take the doll.

...

What?

Odd Bird		2012-02-01 04:25:00 PM

meh. If my SO is out of town, I want one of these.
images4.static-bluray.com

wrenchboy		2012-02-01 06:22:38 PM

FarkUFarkme (new window)

what came to mind when I read the headline

KillAllHumans		2012-02-01 06:23:15 PM

Some 'Splainin' To Do: Hey Lydia, I've got a burden for you to carry, if you know what I mean.

If you married Lydia instead of Aela, you're farking crazy.

/whats Skyrim?

BumpInTheNight		2012-02-01 07:16:45 PM

Ohh Lydia (new window)

natmar_76		2012-02-01 07:29:24 PM

Some 'Splainin' To Do: That's your idea of a flame? You can do better than that.

A flame shield is for possible flames.

BumpInTheNight		2012-02-01 07:41:49 PM

neversubmit: So if a guy uses the robotic vagina and source data dildo on himself has he taken "go fu*k yourself" too far?

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