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SilentStrider
2012-01-31 10:59:27 PM
Bangor?
Hell yeah I'd bangor.
Lucky LaRue
2012-01-31 11:02:48 PM
SilentStrider
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Bangor?
Hell yeah I'd bangor.
Came for the Bangor joke; leaving satisfied.
Vodka Zombie
2012-01-31 11:05:52 PM
Bangor?
damn near wrecked her!
Relatively Obscure
2012-01-31 11:15:53 PM
Who didn't know this thread wasn't going to make it past Bangor?
whyRpeoplesostupid
2012-01-31 11:27:38 PM
"That's been our track record. We don't sweep things under the rug. ... We want to do things to create a safe learning environment," she said.
On Dec. 10, 2009, Bangor high school biology teacher Gina Riso fatally overdosed on heroin at a Bethlehem apartment. The man she was with, former teacher's aide and coach Brad Washburn, admitted to drug possession charges and was subsequently also accused of supplying marijuana, alcohol and strong prescription drugs to students he knew at the school.
Washburn, 31, pleaded guilty last year to four counts of corrupting minors in the second case, and he received nine to 24 months in Northampton County Prison and an additional 18 years of probation. The plea came just a few months after one of the teens he gave drugs to committed suicide at 19.
Also, in 2010, a nude photo of another Bangor teacher's aide made its way onto student cellphones. District officials sent a recorded phone message asking parents to check their children's phones for the image and delete it. The female aide was moved from the classroom to an administrative
Sounds like a nice place
larrycot
2012-01-31 11:57:24 PM
Hmmmm.. .
Oh, I see "How come there were no teachers like that when I was in school" is available.
/dibs
iStig
2012-02-01 12:34:45 AM
Rachel L. Farrell, 25, was arraigned on three counts of corrupting a minor,
I've decided that corruption isn't a bad thing.
Podmore
2012-02-01 12:42:57 AM
larrycot
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Hmmmm.. .
Oh, I see "How come there were no teachers like that when I was in school" is available.
/dibs
Okay, guess I'll take "No 17 year old boy is the victim of sex with a hot teacher"
Indolent
2012-02-01 12:48:19 AM
Won't someone think of the children? The victim is clearly the student.
That poor little lucky ba***rd.
/On a side note I have decided to to return to high school for a second diploma.
thenateman
2012-02-01 01:39:18 AM
But Morganelli said she could also face charges involving other 17-year-old male students, if they agree to testify against her as
the one teen
has.
The one teen is an asshole.
Begoggle
2012-02-01 01:40:18 AM
SilentStrider
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Bangor?
Hell yeah I'd bangor.
Over in 1
slayer199
2012-02-01 01:41:03 AM
My son is 18...and I'd probably have to high-five him if he was tapping a hot teacher (so long as he was wearing a condom).
part of the problem
2012-02-01 01:41:14 AM
the comments are not dusty.....sticky maybe.....
Welcome to Fark
Atomic Spunk
2012-02-01 01:41:27 AM
Oh, I see "I woulda banged that teacher silly when I was in high school if it weren't for my undescended testicle and my nasty case of psoriasis" hasn't been taken. Dibs.
Captain_Ballbeard
2012-02-01 01:41:36 AM
So much for Republican, "Get Govt out of our lives" drivel...
Scruffinator
2012-02-01 01:42:49 AM
Like the fist of an angry god.
7wolf
2012-02-01 01:43:25 AM
There should be some kind of process with these cases to determine if any of the "victims" actually suffered, like... any harm whatsoever. In fact, a lot of laws should have that.
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2012-02-01 01:44:04 AM
Podmore
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larrycot: Hmmmm.. .
Oh, I see "How come there were no teachers like that when I was in school" is available.
/dibs
Okay, guess I'll take "No 17 year old boy is the victim of sex with a hot teacher"
Is "This has been going on since the beginning of public education, but back then people were just better about keeping it to themselves" taken yet?
thenateman
2012-02-01 01:44:23 AM
I'll take:
"He's confused, she's confused. What's the problem?"
The_Sponge
2012-02-01 01:44:24 AM
Bangor? I hardly even know her!
/Let's keep 'em coming, folks.
mc_madness
2012-02-01 01:44:26 AM
So this is socially acceptable but we crucify Jerry Sandusky for the same exact thing?
Treat women equally as men.
you are a puppet
2012-02-01 01:44:28 AM
whyRpeoplesostupid
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"That's been our track record. We don't sweep things under the rug. ... We want to do things to create a safe learning environment," she said.
On Dec. 10, 2009, Bangor high school biology teacher Gina Riso fatally overdosed on heroin at a Bethlehem apartment. The man she was with, former teacher's aide and coach Brad Washburn, admitted to drug possession charges and was subsequently also accused of supplying marijuana, alcohol and strong prescription drugs to students he knew at the school.
Washburn, 31, pleaded guilty last year to four counts of corrupting minors in the second case, and he received nine to 24 months in Northampton County Prison and an additional 18 years of probation. The plea came just a few months after one of the teens he gave drugs to committed suicide at 19.
Also, in 2010, a nude photo of another Bangor teacher's aide made its way onto student cellphones. District officials sent a recorded phone message asking parents to check their children's phones for the image and delete it. The female aide was moved from the classroom to an administrative
Sounds like a nice place
When I grow up, I'm going to Bangor University!
JackalRabbit
2012-02-01 01:46:10 AM
thought sex education was taught in home ec. what the h*ll was she thinking.
/above and beyond
boobsrgood
2012-02-01 01:46:47 AM
If they can't tell the difference between "student" and "students" then fark all their kids, I say.
C. Hines
2012-02-01 01:47:26 AM
Who ever pulled my fist out would be crowned the angry god of England?
/Sounds about right.
Indolent
2012-02-01 01:49:50 AM
The_Sponge
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Bangor? I hardly even know her!
/Let's keep 'em coming, folks.
That's what she said...
Gawdzila
2012-02-01 01:53:26 AM
DO NOW WANT
Likwit
2012-02-01 01:53:33 AM
OK... It's hard to tell from a shiatty yearbook photo, but this looks like the first one of these women I'd actually sleep with.
OgreMagi
2012-02-01 01:53:44 AM
Done in one.
Cyberluddite
2012-02-01 01:54:26 AM
Relatively Obscure
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Who didn't know this thread wasn't going to make it past Bangor?
To be honest, that really is as far as I got in the article before coming in here to make a "Bangor" joke, only to see, to my dismay, that all the good ones had already been taken.
CarrieWhite
2012-02-01 01:55:43 AM
7wolf
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There should be some kind of process with these cases to determine if any of the "victims" actually suffered, like... any harm whatsoever. In fact, a lot of laws should have that.
Could you imagine trying to write a victim impact statement for this one? I couldn't stop thinking about it, I even had dreams about it. Woe is me.
These really do need their own tab.
OgreMagi
2012-02-01 01:55:51 AM
Likwit
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OK... It's hard to tell from a shiatty yearbook photo, but this looks like the first one of these women I'd actually sleep with.
Suit yourself. I don't want to sleep with her. I want to fark her until she sees god and cries out for the second coming.
Omahawg
2012-02-01 01:57:31 AM
I have learned that if I would have facebook and txting that my sex life as a teen would have been much more satisfying.
come back, 1990! DO OVER! DO OVER!
Robots are Strong
2012-02-01 01:58:25 AM
slayer199
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My son is 18...and I'd probably have to high-five him if he was tapping a hot teacher (so long as he was wearing a condom).
Like an Eiffel tower kind of thing? Strikes me as a little weird, but I guess it could be a good bonding experience.
RastaKins
2012-02-01 01:59:14 AM
The Morning Call does not know how to use blur to de-screen pictures?
tortilla burger
2012-02-01 02:01:17 AM
WANT
zerkalo
2012-02-01 02:02:01 AM
If you still have morals which can be corrupted at 17 you are doing it wrong
ox45tallboy
2012-02-01 02:04:04 AM
urban.derelict
2012-02-01 02:04:06 AM
But Morganelli said she could also face charges involving other 17-year-old male students, if they agree to testify against her as the one teen has.
Each and every one of them that agrees to testify against that teacher (see pic) needs to resign their man card upon entry to the courtroom. Those guys will guarantee they never, ever get laid again if they testify against her.
/get a brain, morans
PacificaFitz
2012-02-01 02:05:18 AM
I seriously got short changed in high school, mostly male teachers and the few females were nuns and trust me they were getting NONE
Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy
2012-02-01 02:05:56 AM
Think about this:
She went to high school, presumably got good grades, did well on the SATs, and then managed to get into college which she either paid for with a loan or daddy's money (or, I suppose, a job, though that seems unlikely). She went through all those classes, bought all those books, sat through all those lectures, and passed all those exams, and then got her teacher certification and landed a job in the career she aimed for...
Only to lose it all because she couldn't stop herself from farking a seventeen-year-old.
Now she'll never teach again. She'll never be allowed near minors again. She'll have to introduce herself to neighbors when she moves to a new neighborhood. Her degree is completely worthless in every regard. She won't be able to live near a school or church. She will have a very hard time finding a job.
And she's not even 30 yet. She managed to get a career and
completely f♥ck it up beyond all possibility of repair
within less than three years after earning her first four-year degree.
How completely, utterly stupid. I mean, this is like training to be a professional baseball pitcher and getting picked for the major leagues, and then cutting off your hand and selling it as sports memorabilia, and then placing a bet on whether or not you'll be able to pitch in the next game.
How is it that people like this are given an education and advanced degree so they can piss it away, while so many other people in this country
who won't f♥ck seventeen-year-old boys
would appreciate the opportunity she was given?
What a total waste of everyone's time, money, and energy. She should have to give her degree to someone else who passes a test or something...
Gawdzila
2012-02-01 02:09:01 AM
Arcturus72
2012-02-01 02:09:42 AM
thenateman
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But Morganelli said she could also face charges involving other 17-year-old male students, if they agree to testify against her as the one teen has.
The one teen is an asshole.
My question is what dirt do they have on the kid, to make him testify. There is no way in hell I'd testify if that had happened to me, no matter what kind of ass-beating my dad would have delivered on me (mostly for not sharing, NTTAWWT)...
But seriously, there is no way these boys were "victims"... And someone needs lessons how to STFU!
uttertosh
2012-02-01 02:12:52 AM
I see " WHAR FACEBOOK NOOD CELLFON PICS, FARK, WHAR" isn't taken, so I'll totally not book mark this thread in anticipation of the fulfillment of that.
BoothbyTCD
2012-02-01 02:13:12 AM
It's hard for me to get all worked up about these when the kids are like 17. It is poor judgement, and she should get fired for abuse of the student-teacher relationship, but whatever. They are only 8 years apart.
/yes I would feel that way if the sexes were reversed.
brobinson2001
2012-02-01 02:18:23 AM
thenateman
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But Morganelli said she could also face charges involving other 17-year-old male students, if they agree to testify against her as the one teen has.
The one teen is an asshole.
This.
I was a complete farking beta in HS, but the one thing I always swore to myself back then was that if anyone had gotten in the nerdy, hoooooot as hell science teacher or her even hotter, college sophomore 19 y.o. student teacher's pants, and blabbed, I'd walk up and knock the shiat out of them with whatever was handy for ruining everyone else's chance, even though I knew it would end badly.
These kids (male and female) need to STFU and chalk it up as a free sex ed lesson. And everyone else needs to stop reading in more than what there is when a prude, divorcedbprincipal (who got her ex-husband fired as head coach when he broke his pelvis and she took over coaching and ran a train in the locker room on the JV team of '87) sees a congratulatory hug and screams "PDA!"
/only guy, shy and a non-entity in Physics class w/student teacher who would frequently bend over to the floor in a sun dress, forgetting I was there
//only guy in Astronomy class who got invited out to nerdy teacher's dark, remote house for the Leonids. goddammitsomuch.jpg
///If I knew then what I know now, what I know now would be so much more.
////Lost an awesome Biology teacher for shoulder-hugging a senior for getting accepted for an FFA scholarship
//end zero-tolerance, dumbfark kids rant
MassAsster
2012-02-01 02:18:46 AM
blah blah blah I'd hit....where was... when I was in...... poor kids..... face book pics?...... BIE.....
think that about covers it.
/wipes hands on pants
calbert
2012-02-01 02:19:51 AM
Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy
:
Think about this:
She went to high school, presumably got good grades, did well on the SATs, and then managed to get into college which she either paid for with a loan or daddy's money (or, I suppose, a job, though that seems unlikely). She went through all those classes, bought all those books, sat through all those lectures, and passed all those exams, and then got her teacher certification and landed a job in the career she aimed for...
Only to lose it all because she couldn't stop herself from farking a seventeen-year-old.
Now she'll never teach again. She'll never be allowed near minors again. She'll have to introduce herself to neighbors when she moves to a new neighborhood. Her degree is completely worthless in every regard. She won't be able to live near a school or church. She will have a very hard time finding a job.
And she's not even 30 yet. She managed to get a career and completely f♥ck it up beyond all possibility of repair within less than three years after earning her first four-year degree.
How completely, utterly stupid. I mean, this is like training to be a professional baseball pitcher and getting picked for the major leagues, and then cutting off your hand and selling it as sports memorabilia, and then placing a bet on whether or not you'll be able to pitch in the next game.
How is it that people like this are given an education and advanced degree so they can piss it away, while so many other people in this country who won't f♥ck seventeen-year-old boys would appreciate the opportunity she was given?
What a total waste of everyone's time, money, and energy. She should have to give her degree to someone else who passes a test or something...
now imagine if you were the other candidates that the school interviewed and then they decided that she was the best for the job. how would that make you feel?
minnkat
2012-02-01 02:20:08 AM
jingks
2012-02-01 02:22:18 AM
MassAsster
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blah blah blah I'd hit....where was... when I was in...... poor kids..... face book pics?...... BIE.....
think that about covers it.
/wipes hands on pants
Dude!?! Use a tissue or something...
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