Don't believe a word that farker Colbert has told you about us.

Soon...

Give me my frog back, NOW!

"Listen here you little brat, if you don't give me my doll back, I'm gonna do have to do something we both regret, understand?"

"I'm a Polar Bear... Not a Pedo Bear!"

It is agreed, Youngling. I will spare you in exchange for Al Gore.

WHARRGARBL! whargarrblwharrgarblewharrgarbl

"Mmmm. Snack."

Detective Furrybottom, Arctic Affairs. I'm investigating the theft of a bucket. Have you seen one?

I know where your armor is Iorek Byrnison.

There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home.

No! They be stealin' mah frog.

"One little crack, all I need is one little crack."

+You blinked first!
-Nuh-huh, you blinked first!
+No, YOU blinked first!
-YOU DID!
+YOU DID!
-DID NOT!
+DID TOO!
-DIDN'T!
+YOU'RE STUPID!
-YOU'RE STUPID!
+YOU'RE A BEAR!
-YOU'RE A BEAR!
+...
-...
+you totally did
-grrrr

"Have you ever seen a grown bear naked?"

foo monkey: Give me my frog back, NOW!


Almost exactly what I wanted to say! So, how's about...

"Stacey. Last night was the LAST time. You wet the bed again. Do you know how badly p*ss stains my coat? Do you? You're gonna haveta choose another favorite...."

"Bring me a copy of North Pole #15, and your 'little brother problem' goes away."

"In sleep he sang to me in dreams he came that voice which calls to me and speaks my name and do I dream again for now I find. The phantom of the opera is there... inside my mind"

"It's okay. I get scared of the dark too."

At this moment, the child realized that upgrading the "two-handed" perk in Skyrim was indeed a necessity.

"You know kid, it's wierd. Here I am in an aquarium, swimming in water. Cold water. But oddly enough I could use something to drink. Now normally, my species likes water. But oddly enough, I have a craving for something more refreshing. Something carbonated, with caffeine......so all that being said, you wouldn't be able to tell me where I could get a Dr. Pepper?"

BEEP BEEP girlie! They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!

"Are you going to finish that?"

Polar Bear: "Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play, play, play, play, play, play, play?"

My My don't you look like a tasty little morsel.

Daddy! There's a water dog looking at me!

/waterdog!

I was sent with a Message "ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Tell the others. " That is all

"Oh for the love of Ursa! .....Look kid, stop calling me Teddy!"

That image brought to mind a scene from a book, and it took a minute to figure out which -- I wonder if that's a still from the movie adaptation of The Passage.

JackalRabbit: I know where your armor is Iorek Byrnison.

Done in 18.

"Hello Bear, I am just a little kid, do you like my frog?"

"Hello Lunch"

'You realize I could eat you in just one bite'.

'Not without running afoul of the endangered species act toots. They put me behind bullet proof glass to protect me from little monsters like you.'

Little girl, don't you want to play with a REAL cuddly bear?
I'm much softer than your bear. And more fun. And hungrier.

No kid, I'm a LANDSHARK!

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