mamoru: Of course Brits are obsessed with spanking. Because after the spanking, the oral sex! :D

Aw, you beat me to it.

Go on...

I'd be happy to work on her method.

FunkOut: Brits seem to be big on the discipline stuff, the Germans are known for grannies and poop, the Japanese for tentacle rape, and the Canadians for sudden polar bear romance situations.

And Russians are known for sort-of porn where there is a carpet in the room, or better yet on the wall:
http://carpet-rise.livejournal.com/
NSFW

Would that be spanking spanking or wanking spanking?

mamoru: Of course Brits are obsessed with spanking. Because after the spanking, the oral sex! :D

Came for the Monty Pyhon reference. Satisfied.

//Yes we should get a good spanking.

Don't the Brits have pubs that guys go to to get spanked by chicks in schoolgirl outfits? Or is that the Japanese?

not a bookmark

Not just the Brits...


I be happy give her a spank or two...



...once I get Jeremy to stop peeking through the window.

No, they're obsessed with buggery. They only like spanking because the ass' involvement makes them think about some high-powered, bed-shaking, child-waking, pet-frightening buggery.

buggery

LonMead: Not just the Brits...

Indeed

Wise beyond her years.

National preferences were way off...

French like bottoms, Americans oral, Germans spice, Mexicans parental naming, Canadians a good shag, Australians physical allure, British lingerie, Italians food with, Scandinavians a hint of luxury, Spaniards talk, and Russians romance....so

personally,

mp style

No Keira, they're just obsessed with spanking you,

I'd go for smearing some honey onto her.

My wife is a red-bummed Brit, so I don't have any contradictory evidence to offer.

Lars The Canadian Viking:
And Russians are known for sort-of porn where there is a carpet in the room, or better yet on the wall:
http://carpet-rise.livejournal.com/
NSFW

Been done.

OtherLittleGuy: Y'know, the box office for "The Phantom Menace" would go through the roof if Lucas promoted it as:

NATALIE PORTMAN! KEIRA KNIGHTLY!
SEE THEM TOGETHER! NOW IN 3-D!!

naked and petrified and covered in hot grits?

JasonOfOrillia: OtherLittleGuy: Y'know, the box office for "The Phantom Menace" would go through the roof if Lucas promoted it as:

NATALIE PORTMAN! KEIRA KNIGHTLY!
SEE THEM TOGETHER! NOW IN 3-D!!

naked and petrified and covered in hot grits?

You realize they were both FOURTEEN when they did that movie?

SithLord: JasonOfOrillia: OtherLittleGuy: Y'know, the box office for "The Phantom Menace" would go through the roof if Lucas promoted it as:

NATALIE PORTMAN! KEIRA KNIGHTLY!
SEE THEM TOGETHER! NOW IN 3-D!!

naked and petrified and covered in hot grits?

You realize they were both FOURTEEN when they did that movie?

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Natalie Portman was 16 when it filmed, 18 when it was released.

Orgasmatron138: Natalie Portman was 16 when it filmed, 18 when it was released.

I'd film her, then release, if ys know what I mean, and I think you do.

Spanking, really? When I think of strange British sexual obsessions, I think of cross dressing. Oh and Kira Knightly is getting too old to look like an emaciated teenager. EAT A SANDWICH!

/I'd still spank to her her

OtherLittleGuy
NATALIE PORTMAN! KEIRA KNIGHTLY!
SEE THEM TOGETHER! NOW IN 3-D!!

I don't think the 3rd dimension will make much of a difference in their case...

Orgasmatron138: SithLord: JasonOfOrillia: OtherLittleGuy: Y'know, the box office for "The Phantom Menace" would go through the roof if Lucas promoted it as:

NATALIE PORTMAN! KEIRA KNIGHTLY!
SEE THEM TOGETHER! NOW IN 3-D!!

naked and petrified and covered in hot grits?

You realize they were both FOURTEEN when they did that movie?

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Natalie Portman was 16 when it filmed, 18 when it was released.

Still, sixteen is underage in most locations by any means.

SithLord: Orgasmatron138: SithLord: JasonOfOrillia: OtherLittleGuy: Y'know, the box office for "The Phantom Menace" would go through the roof if Lucas promoted it as:

NATALIE PORTMAN! KEIRA KNIGHTLY!
SEE THEM TOGETHER! NOW IN 3-D!!

naked and petrified and covered in hot grits?

You realize they were both FOURTEEN when they did that movie?

[t2.gstatic.com image 143x353]

Natalie Portman was 16 when it filmed, 18 when it was released.

Still, sixteen is underage in most locations by any means.

Like the back of a Volkswagen?

PizzaJedi81: SithLord: Orgasmatron138: SithLord: JasonOfOrillia: OtherLittleGuy: Y'know, the box office for "The Phantom Menace" would go through the roof if Lucas promoted it as:

NATALIE PORTMAN! KEIRA KNIGHTLY!
SEE THEM TOGETHER! NOW IN 3-D!!

naked and petrified and covered in hot grits?

You realize they were both FOURTEEN when they did that movie?

[t2.gstatic.com image 143x353]

Natalie Portman was 16 when it filmed, 18 when it was released.

Still, sixteen is underage in most locations by any means.

Like the back of a Volkswagen?

Check your local jurisdiction... I'm not sure what the legal age is for a VW

The spanking scenes were the best part of A Dangerous Method. It was rather restrained for a Cronenberg film.

/And boy did Knightly overact in the first part

FTA: "Dr Carl Jung, played by Fassbender..."

Seriously?

JohnAnnArbor: FTA: "Dr Carl Jung, played by Fassbender..."

Seriously?

Why not? Dude's a great actor.

PizzaJedi81: JohnAnnArbor: FTA: "Dr Carl Jung, played by Fassbender..."

Seriously?

Why not? Dude's a great actor.

Yeah, he was very good in the film.

/Sadly, there wasn't much for Viggo Mortensen to do. Despite the posters, he had a minor role as Freud.

Well, I suppose I could stay a BIT longer.

I'd spank that, but she really doesn't have much of an ass to spank.

Yeah... if my options were give her a spanking or play with her flat chest, I'd probably prefer spankings too...

The Merrick: play with her flat chest,

obviously, you are not a xylophone player...

As everybody mentioned, those are most definitely the best scenes on the film, mostly because Keira nails the "this is hurting, but god oh god please don't stop" face, a.k.a the Sasha Grey face.
In regards to Viggo, he did wonders with the role, even though it was somewhat more limited than the posters and trailers implied. Also, someone who can deliver the line "Have you thought of the log in your dream as your penis?" convincingly with a straight face deserves an award of some kind.