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SpinStopper

2012-01-31 09:57:06 PM

Most of them looked just fine to me. Except the two or three that looked like they'd been awakened by a bucket of ice water. And the one who looked like somebody woke her up with a shovel to the face ;)

ManateeGag

2012-01-31 10:04:52 PM

if you can't handle that, subby, then have a real relationship.

NFA

2012-01-31 10:10:50 PM

That looked like my old high school year book.

RexTalionis

2012-01-31 10:12:34 PM

ManateeGag: if you can't handle that, subby, then have a real relationship.

Duh. Submitter is a farker.

Rincewind53

2012-01-31 10:15:05 PM

Subby has clearly never slept in the same bed with a member of the opposite sex. Get over it. You look just as shiatty.

/my hair does the Tintin thing and sticks straight up.

AverageAmericanGuy

2012-01-31 10:16:24 PM

Alli sleeps with sunglasses on her head.

RexTalionis

2012-01-31 10:16:25 PM

Rincewind53: Subby has clearly never slept in the same bed with a member of the opposite sex. Get over it. You look just as shiatty.

/my hair does the Tintin thing and sticks straight up.

I look exactly the same when I wake up as I do normally.

bighasbeen

2012-01-31 10:22:11 PM

RexTalionis: Rincewind53: Subby has clearly never slept in the same bed with a member of the opposite sex. Get over it. You look just as shiatty.

/my hair does the Tintin thing and sticks straight up.

I look exactly the same when I wake up as I do normally.

Me too, but that's because I leave the house without showering or changing.

/am I joking?
//or am I Ke$ha?

Shostie

2012-01-31 10:31:05 PM

REAL DOLLS ARE PEOPLE TOO, GUYS!

doyner

2012-01-31 10:43:40 PM

Shaun White looks better in the morning.

AlwaysRightBoy

2012-01-31 10:52:55 PM

Rincewind53: Subby has clearly never slept in the same bed with a member of the opposite sex. Get over it. You look just as shiatty.

/my hair does the Tintin thing and sticks straight up.

QFT

/22 years married, just look the other way dammit

reported

2012-01-31 10:55:01 PM

Shostie: i.dailymail.co.uk

REAL DOLLS ARE PEOPLE TOO, GUYS!

Actually, that's probably the most honest picture of the lot. Unlike the others, she doesn't pretend to awake with neatly applied lipstick and she also includes her cat in the pic. Definitely WYSIWYG ... and that's a good thing.

AdolfOliverPanties

2012-01-31 11:01:33 PM

Yikes!

markie_farkie

2012-01-31 11:07:29 PM

"I just came"

RoyBatty

2012-01-31 11:08:30 PM

So much butthurt in the headline, it can only mean subby wakes up in a wet spot next to his three pugs.

GAT_00

2012-01-31 11:14:12 PM

Those are bad? The only one that's really 'yeah, you probably cover that with makeup' is the redhead at the top with the permanent blood blisters below her eyes. Sign of allergies, or at least that's where mine are from. Thank God glasses hide them.

AlwaysRightBoy

2012-01-31 11:16:07 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 470x353]

Yikes!

I had to get past that one pretty fast.

SilentStrider

2012-01-31 11:21:39 PM

Not too shabby, any of them.

Di Atribe

2012-01-31 11:24:39 PM

I'm sure subby's a pretty princess all of the time with no adjustments or grooming needed

"Waaaaaah girls wear too much makeup!"
"Waaaaaah girls without makeup are scary!"

Make up your mind already.

FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-31 11:33:01 PM

Perhaps Subby is used to waking up to a rentboy beside him in the morning.

WE JUST DON'T KNOW!

Pocket Ninja

2012-01-31 11:36:01 PM

I think I'd actually be more frightened if the woman beside me didn't look something like that upon first waking up in the morning.

Candygram4Mongo

2012-01-31 11:40:06 PM

Kellerie might have lupus. Telltale rash:

images.emedicinehealth.com

GAT_00

2012-01-31 11:43:31 PM

Candygram4Mongo: Kellerie might have lupus. Telltale rash:

[images.emedicinehealth.com image 468x318]

i575.photobucket.com

AlwaysRightBoy

2012-01-31 11:46:46 PM

Pocket Ninja: I think I'd actually be more frightened if the woman beside me didn't look something like that upon first waking up in the morning.

I totally agree, but lipstick would be a bonus!
/ I mean, once in a while

ongbok

2012-02-01 12:43:50 AM

You can actually smell the morning breath through the monitor.

Jument

2012-02-01 12:43:52 AM

First three were moderately attractive but it got progressively worse.

/I look like shiat in the morning too, I know

Gyrfalcon

2012-02-01 12:44:29 AM

RexTalionis: ManateeGag: if you can't handle that, subby, then have a real relationship.

Duh. Submitter is a farker.

And has never seen a woman? Or a woman in the morning? :)

Hagenhatesyouall

2012-02-01 12:45:02 AM

"Morning" has nothing to do with the ugly mug on most of those chicks.

Driver

2012-02-01 12:45:35 AM

Oooookay...now let's see their "O-Faces"

four95

2012-02-01 12:45:44 AM

AlwaysRightBoy: AdolfOliverPanties: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 470x353]

Yikes!

I had to get past that one pretty fast.

All I could say was WTF????

Dr. Mojo PhD

2012-02-01 12:46:59 AM

Number three has the kind of face I actually like waking up next to in the morning. You know, that adorable little half-smile that says "my breath smells like cat shiat and my eyes are full of crust, but the first thing I saw when I woke up is you."

7wolf

2012-02-01 12:47:07 AM

markie_farkie: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 310x440]

"I just came"

John Travolta as a woman?

zulius

2012-02-01 12:48:36 AM

1 and 5 are perfectly fine without makup. I wouldn't mind waking up to 2, though...the rest are....interesting...

evil saltine

2012-02-01 12:48:44 AM

Photos taken from 2 feet with your iPhone make you look like a cave troll. Imagine that.

Atomic Spunk

2012-02-01 12:48:52 AM

They'd all look better with a healthy dose of lotion to the face.

four95

2012-02-01 12:49:02 AM

Dr. Mojo PhD: Number three has the kind of face I actually like waking up next to in the morning. You know, that adorable little half-smile that says "my breath smells like cat shiat and my eyes are full of crust, but the first thing I saw when I woke up is you."

CygnusDarius

2012-02-01 12:51:11 AM

No one looks good in the morning, subby.

hbk72777

2012-02-01 12:51:28 AM

Oprah

kathy griffen

waznmentobe.com

Gwyrddu

2012-02-01 12:51:50 AM

Jument: First three were moderately attractive but it got progressively worse.

/I look like shiat in the morning too, I know

The 11th one, Leah was the hottest, and there were a couple of others as attractive as the first three.

Mr Rusty Shackleford

2012-02-01 12:51:50 AM

Most of them seem fine. Couple are a bit rough.

kab

2012-02-01 12:52:01 AM

Subby's in for a surprise if he ever gets in a relationship with someone other than Rosy Palm and her 5 sisters.

mahuika

2012-02-01 12:52:24 AM

Candygram4Mongo: Kellerie might have lupus. Telltale rash:

[images.emedicinehealth.com image 468x318]

i.imgur.com

iollow

2012-02-01 12:52:39 AM

Well it's no fun unless we get a before and after.

Mega Steve

2012-02-01 12:52:57 AM

/oblig

Nowhereman

2012-02-01 12:53:10 AM

anyone else spot the woman who looks like Ron Jeremy?

jingks

2012-02-01 12:53:53 AM

Gwyrddu: The 11th one, Leah was the hottest, and there were a couple of others as attractive as the first three.

The half Grey "English pretty" one?

Gawdzila

2012-02-01 12:54:24 AM

Dude, you think those chicks are bad-looking? For chrissake, learn to look beneath the makeup. Many of those girls look totally fine -- cute even. The ones that don't aren't un-cute just because of their morning face. Almost everyone looks like ass in the morning, it's just something you get used to and learn to look past.

The only conclusion I can draw is that the only "woman" subby has ever slept with is the Victoria's Secret catalog he has been fapping to.

zerkalo

2012-02-01 12:54:59 AM

Several in there I wouldn't mind waking up to before starting in on a fresh round of snu-snu

dutchmang

2012-02-01 12:55:40 AM

My god people, are you looking at the same pictures I am??? No I'm no beauty (never have been) in the morning, and don't have ridiculous expectations of female appearance, but... these girls make my peenie shrink. Kill. All. With. Fire.

I think I just turned homo.

/NTTAWRT.

gunsmack

2012-02-01 12:56:18 AM