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"Steven Spielberg is the most overrated director of modern times; he has no sense of humor, gets lackluster performances from his actors, and is incredibly pompous." Aw, a film student got upset
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Mugato
2012-01-31 08:30:48 PM
Yeah, I went to film school too (after I got a degree in something employable) and I've heard all this shiat before. Go make a movie as good as Duel, Jaws and Raiders of the Lost Ark and get back to us. And those are just the ones that aren't debatable. All the components like cinematography, shot placement, camera work, blocking and editing decisions are apparently covered next semester.
Spielberg does put too many Goddamned kids in his films, I'll admit that.
NowhereMon
2012-01-31 08:34:16 PM
Those who cannot do teach, those who cannot teach criticize.
bighasbeen
2012-01-31 08:35:13 PM
That's right on, except it should say Martin Scorsese.
DamnYankees
2012-01-31 08:36:21 PM
Boo hoo. Go suck on a muffler, whiner.
SilentStrider
2012-01-31 08:38:24 PM
The beach scene alone in Saving Private Ryan would put Spielberg in the list of great film directors.
DarthBrooks
2012-01-31 08:41:43 PM
Spielberg is a better director when he has a good editor and a hard-driving producer.
A.I.
would have been one of his greatest films ever - - if someone cut out the rest of the movie after the Haley Joel Osment-bot was left at the bottom of the ocean, staring out at the Blue Fairy statue. Instead, Spielberg did his typical "and THEN what happened?" routine and blathered on for TWENTY FRICKIN MINUTES more.
After he made "
1941
," he should have been beaten with a steel rake for trying to be John Landis.
Saving Private Ryan
- - oh, it's not permissible to criticize SPR ? It's a goddamn FAKE FICTION MAKE-BELIEVE STORY - as much of a lie as Jack and Rose on The Titanic. The movie boils down to an old guy who *isn't* Tom Hanks as we were led to believe, and somehow that Private Ryan guy feels alllll better after he asks his wife "Was I a good man?" Oh yes, sweetie, you were a good man, and that means Tom Hanks taught you the True Meaning of Christmas. Blargggh.
kronicfeld
2012-01-31 08:42:42 PM
If you said "producer," I might agree. He has some stinkers recently. Super 8?Terra Nova?
DamnYankees
2012-01-31 08:43:09 PM
DarthBrooks
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A.I. would have been one of his greatest films ever - - if someone cut out the rest of the movie after the Haley Joel Osment-bot was left at the bottom of the ocean, staring out at the Blue Fairy statue. Instead, Spielberg did his typical "and THEN what happened?" routine and blathered on for TWENTY FRICKIN MINUTES more.
That part of the movie was always in the script, even when Kubrick planned to make it. Spielberg didn't insert it.
shivashakti
2012-01-31 08:43:37 PM
The Indiana Jones series doesn't have humor in it?
E.T. drinking beer, making Elliott seem drunk in school wasn't funny?
This is ridiculous.
DarthBrooks
2012-01-31 08:46:13 PM
DamnYankees
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DarthBrooks: A.I. would have been one of his greatest films ever - - if someone cut out the rest of the movie after the Haley Joel Osment-bot was left at the bottom of the ocean, staring out at the Blue Fairy statue. Instead, Spielberg did his typical "and THEN what happened?" routine and blathered on for TWENTY FRICKIN MINUTES more.
That part of the movie was always in the script, even when Kubrick planned to make it. Spielberg didn't insert it.
He filmed it, and left it in the movie. Do you think Spielberg didn't have editorial control over his own film?
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-01-31 08:47:35 PM
More overrated than Martin Scorsese? I don't think so.
Underrated director? Clint "farking" Eastwood.
ArkAngel
2012-01-31 08:53:26 PM
My friend here thinks I'm just fine the way I am
calbert
2012-01-31 09:03:20 PM
overrated director? yes. he is.
the most overrated of modern times? no. he isn't.
that would be a toss-up of M Night Shyamalan and Michael Bay.
other current overrated directors (in my order from most to least)
Peter Jackson
Tim Burton
Quentin Tarantino
James Cameron
Joel and Ethan Coen
I'm omitting the Wachowskis because they aren't that active
I'm omitting Spike Lee and Michael Moore because they play to a certain audience
Rincewind53
2012-01-31 09:09:35 PM
Overrated? Yeah, he may be, but as someone who grew up loving the Tintin books with all my heart, who read them over and over and over until the bindings disintegrated and the pages fell out (and some of them already had, because they were my dad's Tintin books that he had as a kid), I can do nothing but praise the man for making a movie that I grinned like a schoolboy throughout. That movie was everything I wanted from a Tintin movie; my childhood come to life on the big screen.
So thanks, Spielberg.
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-31 09:11:27 PM
shivashakti
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The Indiana Jones series doesn't have humor in it?
E.T. drinking beer, making Elliott seem drunk in school wasn't funny?
This is ridiculous.
Came here to say this. There's also humor in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" and "Jurassic Park" (1 & 2),
FeedTheCollapse
2012-01-31 09:12:27 PM
DarthBrooks
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A.I. would have been one of his greatest films ever - - if someone cut out the rest of the movie after the Haley Joel Osment-bot was left at the bottom of the ocean, staring out at the Blue Fairy statue. Instead, Spielberg did his typical "and THEN what happened?" routine and blathered on for TWENTY FRICKIN MINUTES more.
I felt like AI could've ended its story every 25 minutes or so. Lopping off the ending probably wouldn't have saved the movie.
bighasbeen
2012-01-31 09:15:31 PM
FeedTheCollapse
:
DarthBrooks: A.I. would have been one of his greatest films ever - - if someone cut out the rest of the movie after the Haley Joel Osment-bot was left at the bottom of the ocean, staring out at the Blue Fairy statue. Instead, Spielberg did his typical "and THEN what happened?" routine and blathered on for TWENTY FRICKIN MINUTES more.
I felt like AI could've ended its story every 25 minutes or so. Lopping off the ending probably wouldn't have saved the movie.
It was just a lame version of Pinocchio which took no chances and pushed no boundaries yet presented itself as if it did.
Shazam999
2012-01-31 09:17:10 PM
DarthBrooks
:
Spielberg is a better director when he has a good editor and a hard-driving producer.
A.I. would have been one of his greatest films ever - - if someone cut out the rest of the movie after the Haley Joel Osment-bot was left at the bottom of the ocean, staring out at the Blue Fairy statue. Instead, Spielberg did his typical "and THEN what happened?" routine and blathered on for TWENTY FRICKIN MINUTES more.
After he made "1941," he should have been beaten with a steel rake for trying to be John Landis.
Saving Private Ryan - - oh, it's not permissible to criticize SPR ? It's a goddamn FAKE FICTION MAKE-BELIEVE STORY - as much of a lie as Jack and Rose on The Titanic. The movie boils down to an old guy who *isn't* Tom Hanks as we were led to believe, and somehow that Private Ryan guy feels alllll better after he asks his wife "Was I a good man?" Oh yes, sweetie, you were a good man, and that means Tom Hanks taught you the True Meaning of Christmas. Blargggh.
SPR had two pretty good performances from Giovanni Ribisi and Vin Diesel, so there's that.
It's been mentioned before here I'm sure, but Kubrick wanted all stuff at the end of AI.
Krazikarl
2012-01-31 09:21:00 PM
I'm fine with him as a director.
On the other hand, most of the 1 million TV series that has been listed as a producer on over the last few years have been pretty bad.
basemetal
2012-01-31 09:21:43 PM
Meh, I like Spielberg. There would be a big void in movie making throughout the years without his contributions.
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2012-01-31 09:22:56 PM
DarthBrooks
:
Saving Private Ryan - - oh, it's not permissible to criticize SPR ? It's a goddamn FAKE FICTION MAKE-BELIEVE STORY - as much of a lie as Jack and Rose on The Titanic. The movie boils down to an old guy who *isn't* Tom Hanks as we were led to believe, and somehow that Private Ryan guy feels alllll better after he asks his wife "Was I a good man?" Oh yes, sweetie, you were a good man, and that means Tom Hanks taught you the True Meaning of Christmas. Blargggh.
your main complaint is that the guy before the fade turned out not to be Tom Hanks?
or that Spielberg made a sappy ending?
...que?
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2012-01-31 09:24:03 PM
DarthBrooks
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After he made "1941," he should have been beaten with a steel rake for trying to be John Landis.
Yeah but his comedic talents were much improved by the time he made Schindler's List.
Rye_
2012-01-31 09:25:07 PM
[opinion]
Shazam999
2012-01-31 09:25:47 PM
Krazikarl
:
I'm fine with him as a director.
On the other hand, most of the 1 million TV series that has been listed as a producer on over the last few years have been pretty bad.
I suspect that all he does for TV production is provide funding, and perhaps the odd bit of actual production advise.
Scrotastic Method
2012-01-31 09:26:17 PM
So he's not a great artist. Who ever said he was trying to be? He's the most successful storyteller in, probably, world history. Maybe the Grimm Brothers have a say in that one, or whoever wrote the effing Harry Potter dreck.
This writer was contrasting to David Lynch for chrissakes: you really think Lynch and Spielberg have the same endgame in mind? Who's the biggest rock band in the world right now, Foo Fighters? This article is like saying they suck because they weren't as gritty as Motorhead. Well, guess what: that's not who they are, and that's not what they do.
dholway
2012-01-31 09:26:32 PM
If you haven't seen
Duel
...you really should.
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2012-01-31 09:26:48 PM
Shazam999
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It's been mentioned before here I'm sure, but Kubrick wanted all stuff at the end of AI.
Yeah but if Kubrick had actually directed that ending, it wouldn't have been the total shiat that it was.
Techhell
2012-01-31 09:27:45 PM
Is there a director who makes popular movies who isn't overrated?
piney
2012-01-31 09:34:14 PM
I think the biggest problem, for me, with "Saving Private Ryan" is some of the glaring inaccuracies and just sloppy mistakes in a film that was supposed to be the most authentic WWII movie EVAH!
It is almost like after the scene at the beach in the open they threw away the concept of being factually and historically accurate so that they could move along the plot. Some real glaring issues with what went down in this film after the first, i don't know, 45 minutes or so.
Now that first 45 minutes was worth the price of admission.
DarthBrooks
2012-01-31 09:34:16 PM
Techhell
:
Is there a director who makes popular movies who isn't overrated?
Joe Johnston.
LeroyBourne
2012-01-31 09:35:25 PM
Techhell
:
Is there a director who makes popular movies who isn't overrated?
They have to be dead. That's the rule.
Dwight_Yeast
2012-01-31 09:35:44 PM
Techhell
:
Is there a director who makes popular movies who isn't overrated?
PT Anderson, who WAS overrated, until he made There Will Be Blood; now he will always be underrated, as no one can ever make another film as good as that one. He's currently at work on tanking his career by making a character study of L Ron Hubbard with PS Hoffman.
/Munich is Spielberg's best film, as it's the only time he doesn't pull his punches.
PainInTheASP
2012-01-31 09:36:27 PM
To each their own....
Close Encounters has always been a favorite of mine, probably my most favorite movie. It's a movie I can always watch, even though I've seen it hundreds of times. (Not hyperbole, I've owned it on VHS, laserdisc, DVD, Blu-ray, and probably whatever will come after that).
And there will be many people in this thread who could care less about it. So who's right?
Who cares?
ShawnDoc
2012-01-31 09:37:01 PM
calbert
:
that would be a toss-up of M Night Shyamalan and Michael Bay.
Wait, what? Nobody praises either of those two guys.
Shyamalan is viewed as a one hit/one gimmick wonder.
Michael Bay gets props for making movies that appeal to the lowest common denominator that bring in big bucks and have lots of explosions. No one points to Bay as a "good" director. They point to him as a guy who knows how to wring $12 out of Billy Bob, and who doesn't let a shoot get out of hand.
calbert
2012-01-31 09:38:42 PM
Techhell
:
Is there a director who makes popular movies who isn't overrated?
as mentioned earlier, I think Clint Eastwood is a fine director, who has yet to overstay his welcome. I also think that George Clooney has a great directorial future ahead of him.
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2012-01-31 09:39:14 PM
ShawnDoc
:
calbert: that would be a toss-up of M Night Shyamalan and Michael Bay.
Wait, what? Nobody praises either of those two guys.
Shyamalan is viewed as a one hit/one gimmick wonder.
Michael Bay gets props for making movies that appeal to the lowest common denominator that bring in big bucks and have lots of explosions. No one points to Bay as a "good" director. They point to him as a guy who knows how to wring $12 out of Billy Bob, and who doesn't let a shoot get out of hand.
If a single critic ever gives either of those guys a good review then they are overrated.
Mugato
2012-01-31 09:39:41 PM
calbert
:
the most overrated of modern times? no. he isn't.
that would be a toss-up of M Night Shyamalan and Michael Bay.
Overrated? Both of them are considered jokes. The last time I saw a trailer with "from M Night Shamalan" there was literally laughter from the audience. And no one thinks Michael Bay is good at anything but big, loud action.
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2012-01-31 09:41:12 PM
Mugato
:
And no one thinks Michael Bay is good at anything but big, loud action.
That right there is an overrating.
Dwight_Yeast
2012-01-31 09:41:26 PM
PainInTheASP
:
Who cares?
You do, obviously, as you posted in this thread.
Personally, I wish Richard Dreyfuss' wife beat him to death with a shovel before the end of the first reel.
/Love Jonathan Pryce in that film, though. But he's good in everything.
Dwight_Yeast
2012-01-31 09:44:47 PM
Mugato
:
Overrated? Both of them are considered jokes. The last time I saw a trailer with "from M Night Shamalan" there was literally laughter from the audience. And no one thinks Michael Bay is good at anything but big, loud action.
Bay continues to be given ever-increasing budgets while making increasingly nonsensical films. He is vastly over-rated and should be forced to make his next film with one of those Fisher-Price video cameras from the 1980s that recorded on audio tape.
M Night seems to have finally run out his welcome in Hollywood with "Airbender", as there's nothing that ends a career faster than tanking an extremely expensive sure-thing.
Dinobot
2012-01-31 09:44:48 PM
I'd say Terrence Malick IS the most overrated director of modern times.
bighasbeen
2012-01-31 09:45:44 PM
Dwight_Yeast
:
PT Anderson, who WAS overrated, until he made There Will Be Blood; now he will always be underrated, as no one can ever make another film as good as that one
As much as I wanted to love that movie I couldn't. It had no flow. It was just watching Daniel Day Lewis chew scenery which isn't necessarily a bad thing if the movie goes somewhere. I can barely remember anything that happened in the movie, I can only remember my profound lack of reaction to it.
I don't hate it either though.
Tickle Mittens
2012-01-31 09:45:52 PM
LeroyBourne
:
Techhell: Is there a director who makes popular movies who isn't overrated?
They have to be dead. That's the rule.
Hayao Miyazaki.
piney
2012-01-31 09:46:59 PM
Sean Penn is a sneaky good director. I though "The Pledge" and "Into The WIld" were both fantastic
bighasbeen
2012-01-31 09:47:22 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo
:
If a single critic ever gives either of those guys a good review then they are overrated.
Paging Armond White to Fark thread 6914306. Armond White, please pick up the white courtesy phone in Fark thread 6914306.
fusillade762
2012-01-31 09:47:28 PM
Then get me his non-union, Mexican equivalent!
Mugato
2012-01-31 09:48:12 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo
:
Mugato: And no one thinks Michael Bay is good at anything but big, loud action.
That right there is an overrating.
Directing action sequences isn't trivial. Although the action shots in the Transformers films are a mess. But Bay does have a decent record with pure action sequences. Like something you would put on a demo reel. But that doesn't mean he's a good overall director and no one thinks he is.
It's hard to say what's "overrated". That's even more subjective than just determining if a director is "good" or not.
Dwight_Yeast
2012-01-31 09:48:20 PM
bighasbeen
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As much as I wanted to love that movie I couldn't. It had no flow. It was just watching Daniel Day Lewis chew scenery which isn't necessarily a bad thing if the movie goes somewhere
I know this sounds exceedingly pretensions, but Daniel Day Lewis's performance in that film is like a master class in the evolution of film acting, from the earliest days of silence cinema to method acting.
Taken as such, the film becomes a work of perfection, and grows on each viewing.
bravian
2012-01-31 09:48:58 PM
Recently saw ET again and was struck on how the government is not portrayed as incompetent and evil. Made today ET would of been dissected in 3.2 milliseconds after being discovered (alive or dead) and cloned fifteen different ways. And the ETs ship tricked into coming back and nuked from orbit.
/story still holds up rather well
//do they even still make reeses pieces anymore?
James Scameron
2012-01-31 09:49:32 PM
NowhereMon
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Those who cannot do
teach, those who cannot teach criticize
troll fark and post fan fiction in the Batman threads.
/didn't fix that for you
//just sayin
EPILOGUE
Close Encounters was brilliant. Schindlers List was brilliant. A.I. even had some great moments.
Spielberg like any director is gonna have some suckers but overall his career is pretty respectable.
These self entitled kids today will knock oxygen if they get mad enough over being utter failures and not the precious unique snowflakes they think they are.
Spielberg has been given something close to a billion dollars to "play" in his craft.
These kids can barely handle a burger flipper.
yeah Spielberg sucks alright...LOL...
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