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DiRF		2012-01-31 09:41:12 PM

3 votes:

That kind of thing is hard to ignore...

White Rhino		2012-01-31 09:31:53 PM

3 votes:

He is lucky! Some people have to pay for that kind of treatment.

JackalRabbit		2012-01-31 11:38:24 PM

2 votes:

CrispFlows: JackalRabbit: i would like to take a moment to point out the fact that at least it was sterile.

Urine is sterile if it's drawn from the bladder directly. However, when it travels down the urethra, there is a potential chance that it picks up pathogens that renders the urine unsanitary,

those are called flavor crystals

Theaetetus		2012-01-31 09:46:59 PM

2 votes:

Let's reconstruct the timeline, based on the best possible guesses (italic), plus what we actually know from the story (bold):

September 28:
Guy contacts two chicks after seeing BDSM ad on Craigslist.
Guy masturbates several times.

October 1:
Guy goes to the house with the two chicks.
The two chicks and him smoke pot.
They punch and kick him.
They soak his shoes.
He drinks a cup of their urine.
He undresses when they say one of them is going to fark him.
They twist his dick with the pliers.
They rip his shirt.
He complains and demands they pay for his shirt.
They refuse.
He leaves.

October 26:
After repeated attempts to get money for his ruined shirt, he goes to the cops and says they assaulted him. He then notifies the chicks.

October 27:
They call and threaten to tell authorities he smoked pot with them, if he doesn't drop the charges. He refuses.

January 31:
Cops finally arrest chicks.

Moral of the story: Don't forget the safe word.

fireclown		2012-01-31 09:31:27 PM

2 votes:

Not impressed without a blo-torch.

BKITU		2012-01-31 08:09:02 PM

2 votes:

No blowtorch?

Uglybarnacle		2012-02-01 02:52:51 AM

1 votes:

/worse than pliers

felthas		2012-02-01 01:32:24 AM

1 votes:

And the thing about Valerie is she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, she doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The bedroom turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those women come in and... they rip your shirt to pieces.

CrispFlows		2012-01-31 11:50:47 PM

1 votes:

CrispFlows: ,

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Irving Maimway		2012-01-31 11:29:28 PM

1 votes:

Surprised one of them wasn't a dyke by the name of Freddie.

Plissken		2012-01-31 10:14:13 PM

1 votes:

I can't believe I'm the first to say: "I usually have to pay extra for that kind of action."

lennavan		2012-01-31 10:00:15 PM

1 votes:

You know, this pliers on penis violence would have been prevented if they would just legalize it.

ByOwlLight		2012-01-31 09:50:57 PM

1 votes:

Theaetetus: He complains and demands they pay for his shirt.

To be fair, the shirt really tied the room together.

Loucifer		2012-01-31 09:45:05 PM

1 votes:

How tall was he?

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skullkrusher		2012-01-31 09:43:56 PM

1 votes:

was everyone involved with this story, including the author of TFA, a drunken Chinese monkey?

bottsicus		2012-01-31 09:37:22 PM

1 votes:

Ed Finnerty		2012-01-31 08:48:25 PM

1 votes:

The guy sounds like an idiot.

They teased him, beat him up, threw his shoe in the toilet, "made" him drink their piss, THEN they say they want to sex him up...and he buys it.

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