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BKITU

2012-01-31 08:09:02 PM

No blowtorch?

veedeevadeevoodee

2012-01-31 08:29:38 PM

Not the pliers !!!

Ed Finnerty

2012-01-31 08:48:25 PM

The guy sounds like an idiot.

They teased him, beat him up, threw his shoe in the toilet, "made" him drink their piss, THEN they say they want to sex him up...and he buys it.

ArkAngel

2012-01-31 08:56:44 PM

Walker

2012-01-31 08:57:12 PM

OW! MY ~~BALLS~~ DICK!

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-01-31 09:00:57 PM

There's just something fundamentally wrong with this story

djkutch

2012-01-31 09:01:51 PM

Needle nose. Essentially tweezers. Poor guy.

fireclown

2012-01-31 09:31:27 PM

Not impressed without a blo-torch.

White Rhino

2012-01-31 09:31:53 PM

He is lucky! Some people have to pay for that kind of treatment.

Gergesa

2012-01-31 09:32:19 PM

And let that serve as a warning to the rest of you!!! Don't trust women in Wisconsin!!

ScottMpls

2012-01-31 09:32:53 PM

Laughs at their amateurism ...

Scaevola

2012-01-31 09:36:24 PM

Wanted for questioning:

2.bp.blogspot.com

ByOwlLight

2012-01-31 09:37:11 PM

Ummm. Why'd he hang around after being punched/kicked/having his shoe dumped in the toilet/tricked into drinking pee?

And why the fark would you think sexing from the people who did all that is a good idea?

/Unless you're into it all
//NTTAWWT

bottsicus

2012-01-31 09:37:22 PM

Smurfme

2012-01-31 09:38:18 PM

If you need needle nose pliers to play with your pecker, never let anyone know!

Lionel Mandrake

2012-01-31 09:38:30 PM

Those are pliers??

Damn, I've calling those Phillips-head screwdrivers for nigh on 20 years

Dinobot

2012-01-31 09:38:59 PM

musta been a small dick

bugmn99

2012-01-31 09:39:25 PM

How did two women armed with nothing but a pair of pliers and a cup of their own urine "force" a grown man to do anything?

Hassan Ben Sobr

2012-01-31 09:39:56 PM

DiRF

2012-01-31 09:41:12 PM

That kind of thing is hard to ignore...

Day_Old_Dutchie

2012-01-31 09:41:43 PM

The man said the sisters later brought him a cup of liquid that they said was lemonade and forced him to drink it. It was urine from the sisters.

And 'round the back, fudge is made.

four95

2012-01-31 09:42:20 PM

Here's Valerie:

media.mugshots.com

And her sister Amanda...

media.mugshots.com

7wolf

2012-01-31 09:42:33 PM

I find this deeply confusing. Was he crippled? Retarded? Did they beat him to the point he could no longer move? The article says at one point he was threatened with a... belt. Which is the closest it comes to explaining why he didn't do what I would think is the logical thing and FLEE.

Kumana Wanalaia

2012-01-31 09:43:13 PM

throw them in a men's prison.

skullkrusher

2012-01-31 09:43:56 PM

was everyone involved with this story, including the author of TFA, a drunken Chinese monkey?

Loucifer

2012-01-31 09:45:05 PM

How tall was he?

ecx.images-amazon.com

WhyteRaven74

2012-01-31 09:45:09 PM

I usually have to pay extra for all that.

/really I'm first with this?

Teen Wolf Blitzer

2012-01-31 09:45:11 PM

7wolf: I find this deeply confusing. Was he crippled? Retarded? Did they beat him to the point he could no longer move? The article says at one point he was threatened with a... belt. Which is the closest it comes to explaining why he didn't do what I would think is the logical thing and FLEE.

I think he was tricked into thinking he was going to get some cram holin' in, but then realized after a certain numbers of antics that the sisters were just cruelly cock teasing him, and he got all butt hurt and.embarrassed and called the cops.

New Farkin User Name

2012-01-31 09:45:40 PM

It was probably some fetish that went horribly wrong...or right.
/God, I hope it's wrong.
//Or not, these kinds of stories might get kind of entertaining
///That was too low.

LeroyBourne

2012-01-31 09:45:40 PM

It's Somerset, WI. how much meth, booze and other mind altering drugs were involved?
/i've been through that scary lil town enough to know not to fark with their ladies

Theaetetus

2012-01-31 09:46:59 PM

Let's reconstruct the timeline, based on the best possible guesses (italic), plus what we actually know from the story (bold):

September 28:
Guy contacts two chicks after seeing BDSM ad on Craigslist.
Guy masturbates several times.

October 1:
Guy goes to the house with the two chicks.
The two chicks and him smoke pot.
They punch and kick him.
They soak his shoes.
He drinks a cup of their urine.
He undresses when they say one of them is going to fark him.
They twist his dick with the pliers.
They rip his shirt.
He complains and demands they pay for his shirt.
They refuse.
He leaves.

October 26:
After repeated attempts to get money for his ruined shirt, he goes to the cops and says they assaulted him. He then notifies the chicks.

October 27:
They call and threaten to tell authorities he smoked pot with them, if he doesn't drop the charges. He refuses.

January 31:
Cops finally arrest chicks.

Moral of the story: Don't forget the safe word.

Shadi

2012-01-31 09:47:52 PM

Some men would pay good money to get that sort of treatment...

Theaetetus

2012-01-31 09:48:17 PM

four95: Here's Valerie:

[media.mugshots.com image 400x300]

And her sister Amanda...

[media.mugshots.com image 400x533]

Had the same thought... The former is definitely Valerie, but you're wrong about the second one... Look at her prior convictions - if she's 17 now, she'd have a felony conviction as a 9 year old.

Yaxe

2012-01-31 09:48:17 PM

four95: Here's Valerie:

[media.mugshots.com image 400x300]

And her sister Amanda...

[media.mugshots.com image 400x533]

Wow, you can actually see the crazy in their eyes.

Why Would I Read the Article

2012-01-31 09:49:18 PM

I think this poor kid had some obvious mental limitations, which makes what these girls did all the more cruel.

Either that, or he foolishly let them handcuff him to the bed because they "just wanted to have a little fun with him." Who among us has not fallen for that one?

/ It hurt
// So good

Theaetetus

2012-01-31 09:49:35 PM

Also:

Proud.

Omahawg

2012-01-31 09:50:00 PM

four95: Here's Valerie:

[media.mugshots.com image 400x300]

And her sister Amanda...

[media.mugshots.com image 400x533]

they seem like nice girls

ByOwlLight

2012-01-31 09:50:57 PM

Theaetetus: He complains and demands they pay for his shirt.

To be fair, the shirt really tied the room together.

Lionel Mandrake

2012-01-31 09:54:03 PM

Omahawg: four95: Here's Valerie:

[media.mugshots.com image 400x300]

And her sister Amanda...

[media.mugshots.com image 400x533]

they seem like nice girls

How is it legal to make a 17 year-old's photo public? I was under the impression that as a minor, her identity was supposed to remain withheld.

But then, I'm no law-talking guy.

four95

2012-01-31 09:55:09 PM

Theaetetus: Had the same thought... The former is definitely Valerie, but you're wrong about the second one... Look at her prior convictions - if she's 17 now, she'd have a felony conviction as a 9 year old.

Yep, you're right. Oh well... Here's her facebook pic...

Tainted1

2012-01-31 09:58:12 PM

7wolf: I find this deeply confusing. Was he crippled? Retarded? Did they beat him to the point he could no longer move? The article says at one point he was threatened with a... belt. Which is the closest it comes to explaining why he didn't do what I would think is the logical thing and FLEE.

I'm still confused on that mark. Threatened with a belt? You mean a belt with a gun, or a knife, or badger duct-taped to it? Seriously, I'm trying really hard to understand the "threatened with a belt" part of the equation.

Person

2012-01-31 09:59:11 PM

Never trust chicks with Sharpie^tm eyebrows.

lennavan

2012-01-31 10:00:15 PM

You know, this pliers on penis violence would have been prevented if they would just legalize it.

Scaevola

2012-01-31 10:01:45 PM

four95: Here's Valerie:

[media.mugshots.com image 400x300]

And her sister Amanda...

[media.mugshots.com image 400x533]

Wow, the first one looks like a farking sociopath. There's nothing behind the eyes.

Dahnkster

2012-01-31 10:03:39 PM

Gawdamned you Nick Lowe!

images.45cat.com

All men,
All men,
All men are liars.
Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires.
Hey Girls (Girls) Bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth...
All men are liars,
and that's the truth.

drjekel_mrhyde

2012-01-31 10:05:45 PM

Sounds like a fun time

cryinoutloud

2012-01-31 10:06:05 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: There's just something fundamentally wrong with ~~this story~~ these women.

OK, probably all three of them.

Dahnkster

2012-01-31 10:07:19 PM

Speaking of the awesomeness of Nick Lowe.....
Was he prophetic?

So white.
So white.
Refrigerator white.

CrispFlows

2012-01-31 10:07:27 PM

Theaetetus:
long timeline

Moral of the story: Don't forget the safe word.

That makes so much more sense.